Sao Paulo Reports

[The Cane]

Its either Miruna or Enjoy. Miruna is closer but Enjoy can be reached by foot. For me Enjoy has had consistently nicer looking girls but Miruna has had more. There was a time when Enjoy consistently had hotter girls than Abbobora (circa 2016/2017) but that has since changed. I was in Brazil for carnival 2018 and there were days when clinicas were closed but Miruna was always open and had a significant number of girls to boot. My last visit to Brazil was 2019, too long ago, I need to get back there and can't wait for this catastrophe to come to an end.

I liked Miruna and Enjoy too. Also Tangara.

[Turgid]

Waiting patiently for the name of this favorite clinica of yours. While I'm glad that this clinica has attractive girls, why post about it if you won't tell us about where it's at? The anticipation is killing me! Haha.

On a side note, I won't be in SP for a few months at least until Brazil cases go down but I would love to know the name of this clinica in case you forget to tell us about it. Feel free to PM me to share this info if you don't want it to be public knowledge yet.

Its either Miruna or Enjoy. Miruna is closer but Enjoy can be reached by foot. For me Enjoy has had consistently nicer looking girls but Miruna has had more. There was a time when Enjoy consistently had hotter girls than Abbobora (circa 2016/2017) but that has since changed. I was in Brazil for carnival 2018 and there were days when clinicas were closed but Miruna was always open and had a significant number of girls to boot. My last visit to Brazil was 2019, too long ago, I need to get back there and can't wait for this catastrophe to come to an end.

[Mcd2293]

Waiting patiently for the name of this favorite clinica of yours. While I'm glad that this clinica has attractive girls, why post about it if you won't tell us about where it's at? The anticipation is killing me! Haha.

On a side note, I won't be in SP for a few months at least until Brazil cases go down but I would love to know the name of this clinica in case you forget to tell us about it. Feel free to PM me to share this info if you don't want it to be public knowledge yet.

Anyway, after I left the by reservation only Clinica Wednesday I went to Abbobora, but this time they really were closed, and this was confirmed by the friendly garage guy who by this time knew me. Ha Ha. So I walked over to my favorite Clinica nearby and fortunately they were still open (no padlock) just walk in side. I will give the name of this clinica and a complete description, but only after condition red is lifted. I do not want to see anymore clinicas forced to shut down.

[Member #4698]

Since I arrived in SP on April 12, I have been to Abbobora 3 times. The front gate was always locked, but a garage door 2 doors down was always open and a friendly doorman showed the way my 1st time through the garage and an inner hallway to the Clinica. In my 3 visits I had the pleasure of 3 different girls there and Abbobora was my 2nd favorite Clinica.

This past Wednesday I tried a different Clinica nearby for the 1st time. This one was padlocked in front and I left. Later I found out that this padlocked one is open but by reservation only. So, I went back there yesterday afternoon and had a very nice session with a girl named Bruna.

Anyway, after I left the by reservation only Clinica Wednesday I went to Abbobora, but this time they really were closed, and this was confirmed by the friendly garage guy who by this time knew me. Ha Ha. So I walked over to my favorite Clinica nearby and fortunately they were still open (no padlock) just walk in side. I will give the name of this clinica and a complete description, but only after condition red is lifted. I do not want to see anymore clinicas forced to shut down.

But getting back to Wednesday afternoon, it was probably due to the Abbobora closure that my favorite place was full up and had 3 customers already sitting in the waiting room when I entered. The mamasan was happy to see me and said it would be around a 30 minute wait for a room, not for a girl, they had plenty of girls, but they were short on rooms. So, I sat down and was immediately shown the lineup, one at a time, of available girls and although I had been to this place 3 times before, I had never seen any of these girls. Two were pretty hot IMHO and I selected one. This is the main reason I prefer this clinica over Abbobora: better looking girls although Abbobora, in my experience, has naughtier girls while this place has more. Place has better looking and more GFE girls. In any case I like both Clinicas.

So, I waited around 25 minutes with the other customers until a room was available and then Agatha and I went upstairs and she showed me another really great time.

Then yesterday I almost went back to see the other sexy girl in the lineup, but choose instead to make a reservation at the padlocked place because I had never been there and wanted to check it out. This place was the best furnished clinica of the three. The girl I preselected was in her 30's, but still attractive with very soft skin and we had a great session.

So, during the current SP lockdown I have been having a real good time in these 3 clinicas. As I said I will fill in their names at a safer date. I am probably going back to my favorite one this afternoon. On weekends: Saturday and Sunday I prefer to see 2 MClass super stars. I love them too. And I don't mind paying for their luxury.

Maybe on Monday I will check out this Alameda Joaquim casa. Tuesday I reluctantly head back to RJ.

[Safado69]

Any idea what the going rates are over there? Wonder if it compares to MClass.

300 per hour, price table attached.

https://www.gp-guia.net/viewtopic.php?t=379&start=360

FYI Abbobora is not permanently closed I think the COVID related restrictions end on the April 24th. The major boates probably will not apply. All the prives I went to including Mirunas, Prime, Enjoy Spa all had guys at the gate pretending they were closed. The doors were locked, semi-locked but the establishments were open for business.

[SinfullyKorean]

Any idea what the going rates are over there? Wonder if it compares to MClass.

T's been a slow last two weeks in Sao Paulo. Been cooped up working from home in hotel and only options have been in-calls from my roster and clinicas and prives during the day. Unfortunately, Abbobora has been closed. Had really great experiences and service at Prime consistently. Got a tip from a long time Carioca girlfriend that I should check this spot out in Jardim. It stays opens very late (5 am) and nice vibe. There were about 7 girls in waiting area all were attractive and doable. Nothing in my opinion below 7. I learned that a couple were former Casarao and Connection girls and because everything was shut down this was the best night working option. They said Saturday is probably the best day. Might be a bit more pricy than the normal clinicas and prives but the facilities are first rate and great environment.

Address: Alameda Joaquim Eugnio de Lima, 1674 - casa 1 - Jardim Paulista, So Paulo. SP, 01403-002.

Hours:

Thursday 11 AM5 AM.

Friday 11 AM5 AM.

Saturday 11 AM5 AM.

Sunday Closed.

Monday 11 AM10 PM.

Tuesday 11 AM11 PM.

Wednesday 11 AM12 AM.

Suggest an edit.

Cheers.

[PussyRiot]

Unfortunately, Abbobora has been closed.
Address: Alameda Joaquim Eugnio de Lima, 1674 - casa 1 - Jardim Paulista, So Paulo. SP, 01403-002.

Do you know if Abbobora closed down permanently?

It's a shame since it was one of nicest clinica that I visited in Sao Paulo.

[Safado69]

T's been a slow last two weeks in Sao Paulo. Been cooped up working from home in hotel and only options have been in-calls from my roster and clinicas and prives during the day. Unfortunately, Abbobora has been closed. Had really great experiences and service at Prime consistently. Got a tip from a long time Carioca girlfriend that I should check this spot out in Jardim. It stays opens very late (5 am) and nice vibe. There were about 7 girls in waiting area all were attractive and doable. Nothing in my opinion below 7. I learned that a couple were former Casarao and Connection girls and because everything was shut down this was the best night working option. They said Saturday is probably the best day. Might be a bit more pricy than the normal clinicas and prives but the facilities are first rate and great environment.

Address: Alameda Joaquim Eugênio de Lima, 1674 - casa 1 - Jardim Paulista, São Paulo. SP, 01403-002.

Hours:

Thursday 11 AM–5 AM.

Friday 11 AM–5 AM.

Saturday 11 AM–5 AM.

Sunday Closed.

Monday 11 AM–10 PM.

Tuesday 11 AM–11 PM.

Wednesday 11 AM–12 AM.

Suggest an edit.

Cheers.

[Spidy]

Was in SP for a quick business trip. 3 days. Got mongering in during the day. . . .

The girls are also less warm than the cariocas, but easier to understand if you speak portuguese with their accent. im sure if you repeat they warm up to you. . . .

Thanks for much needed update.

I've been living and working here for almost 6 yrs. My tip as to how to enjoy Sao Paulo is simple. Find a carioca, or take the red eye to Rio on the weekends. There's is an old Brazilian saying, "Work in Sao Paulo, spend in Rio."

Quite frankly, the above mentioned tips make this place perfect!

Cheers!

Yes, a Very popular theme, that runs through Rio vs. SP folklore.

. . . Yep, even my taxi driver said "sao paolo e pra trabalhar, rio e pra vagabundiar!" hahahah.

Their is also a popular Rio vs. SP, Brazilian joke that goes something like this:

Cariocas chuckle and say:

"Paulistas are boring, are work-crazy and nothing or nobody great has ever come out of Sao Paulo."

Paulistas, on the other hand, hackle back and say:

"Cariocas, just love to surf, sun and samba, all day long and they are waiting for the day when Christ the Redeemer, puts his hands together and claps, after he sees, one Carioca do a good hard days work."

Yep! Rio vs. SP folklore spats can be legendary.

[Vagabundo1]

Rio e para vagabundiar.

Since I am vagabundo, I will take special note.

Obrigado.

LOL give me a break, I'm always pretty tipsy writing these. Bcz I'm a Colombia guy, but it's obvious you don't pay 100 thousand reals.

Roughly 5-7 each time, there was always a guy or two in the wiating room. Pretty good facilities, not a roach motel by any means.

And if you browse gp guia using google, auto translate pops up on the top in the browser bar.

Yep, but don't get me wrong they werent ugly chicks, just not the ones in the picture. Solid eights. It was just the end of the night and a bang is a bang, and tbh after having great prive sex for 40 I'm too cheap to pay 300 + for a reviewed girl or nightclub chick. Maybe I'm a sadomasochist. And the subways werent that packed, specifically up and down the blue line in off hours.

Yep, even my taxi driver said "sao paolo e pra trabalhar, rio e pra vagabundiar!" hahahah.

[JohnnyWalker55]

I appreciate the report but bro what is up with those currency conversions? 100 k reals? This ain't Colombia.

LOL give me a break, I'm always pretty tipsy writing these. Bcz I'm a Colombia guy, but it's obvious you don't pay 100 thousand reals.

How many girls were at the 236 prive?

Also when using the GP guia how do you translate the site to english?

Roughly 5-7 each time, there was always a guy or two in the wiating room. Pretty good facilities, not a roach motel by any means.

And if you browse gp guia using google, auto translate pops up on the top in the browser bar.

Ueber is your friend. Who wants to be like a sardine in a subway in this time of pandemics? Perish the thought.



Price is a first give away. A stunner asking for only 200 is too good to be true.

Yep, but don't get me wrong they werent ugly chicks, just not the ones in the picture. Solid eights. It was just the end of the night and a bang is a bang, and tbh after having great prive sex for 40 I'm too cheap to pay 300 + for a reviewed girl or nightclub chick. Maybe I'm a sadomasochist. And the subways werent that packed, specifically up and down the blue line in off hours.

I've been living and working here for almost 6 yrs. My tip as to how to enjoy Sao Paulo is simple. Find a carioca, or take the red eye to Rio on the weekends. There's is an old Brazilian saying, "Work in Sao Paulo, spend in Rio."

Quite frankly, the above mentioned tips make this place perfect!

Cheers!

Yep, even my taxi driver said "sao paolo e pra trabalhar, rio e pra vagabundiar!" hahahah.

[Turgid]

At the current exchange rate real vs USD, the clinicas are the best deals in the world in my opinion. The top girls at clinicas are as slim, pretty, and GFE as the girls at FKK Globe in Zurich....

I have never been to Globe but have been to many German FKKs which are reputed to have not as hot girls as Globe although there is some migration between clubs. My observation is that FKK girls are a notch above clinica girls in terms of hotness. However, although the FKK girls have provided me with good service clinica girls are much more passionate and seem to enjoy the session a lot more. Nevertheless, my druthers are FKK girls then clinica babes as looks is very important to me.

[Hobbying]

That's only a good thing if you don't care about being exposed to and infected by a nasty COVID-19 variant.

The same can be said of clinicas.

But it is always difficult to know exactly where someone got exposed. Many people still work even with symptoms. People can not really quarantine.

Someone I know got the variant and needed to get retested to go back to work. She doesn't have a car so had to take public transportation to go get tested again which came positive again after 3 weeks even though she had no symptoms. I told her next time try to find testing where they will come to people's houses.

The gov't should have given the people at home testing kits instead of money.

[Kcrl01]

I don't like how sao paolo is a lot more spread out than rio, the metro takes forever albeit a great system.

The girls are also less warm than the cariocas, but easier to understand if you speak portuguese with their accent. im sure if you repeat they warm up to you.


Cheers.

JW.

I've been living and working here for almost 6 yrs. My tip as to how to enjoy Sao Paulo is simple. Find a carioca, or take the red eye to Rio on the weekends. There's is an old Brazilian saying, "Work in Sao Paulo, spend in Rio."

Quite frankly, the above mentioned tips make this place perfect!

Cheers!

[Houston Player]

How many girls were at the 236 prive?

Also when using the GP guia how do you translate the site to english?

Some of us can read and write Portuguese so it's not a problem, for others Google Translate does a fairly good job on Brazilian Portuguese. You just have to manually translate and insert the slang because Google is not good with slang or abbreviations. It's better than before but not perfect but you can understand enough to know what services she provides and if the reviewer was happy or not. To translate some words or phrases in Portuguese you have to know the context of the conversation to get it correct.