Sao Paulo Reports

[Anaggie]

Below are some inquires for those gentlemen obliged.

1. Does anyone ever take their "man vitamins" with them in their luggage? I was thinking of taking some extras I have with me in my luggage but reading some past reports suggested they would be flagged. These reports were from many years ago but I assume, if anything, security is even tighter now.

2. While doing the deed, whether at a clinica or boate, is one concerned when leaving your belongings unattended? For example, if at Scandallo, you and your lady friend are showering, is there a concern that someone will enter the room and steal your things?

3. I will be leaving SP on a Saturday and I have to check out of my place at 11 AM. My flight, unfortunately, is not until 9 PM. I did not have the foresight to book the place for Saturday as well and now it is not possible. I will be traveling with luggage including a laptop. Anyone have any suggestions on how to kill time after checking out of my place with luggage, etc? I've read previous reports that suggested one could go to Scandallo and check-in luggage there but my concern is how safe that is especially with a laptop. If I have to go to the airport at 11 AM it's going to be one long ass day.

J.

1) Man vitamins? I assume you are talking about Viagra and the such. These can be had over the counter in any Brazilian pharmacy. No need to bring your own if you are concerned.

2) No.

3) I posted an afternoon report at Scandello a while back. To summarize. They will hold your bag for you when you first come in. I had everything in my bag pack and nothing was missing when I got it back. You can come to Scandello at 12 pm and hang out till your flight leaves. Nothing to worry about.

Enjoy!!

[JSmith80]

Below are some inquires for those gentlemen obliged.

1. Does anyone ever take their "man vitamins" with them in their luggage? I was thinking of taking some extras I have with me in my luggage but reading some past reports suggested they would be flagged. These reports were from many years ago but I assume, if anything, security is even tighter now.

2. While doing the deed, whether at a clinica or boate, is one concerned when leaving your belongings unattended? For example, if at Scandallo, you and your lady friend are showering, is there a concern that someone will enter the room and steal your things?

3. I will be leaving SP on a Saturday and I have to check out of my place at 11 AM. My flight, unfortunately, is not until 9 PM. I did not have the foresight to book the place for Saturday as well and now it is not possible. I will be traveling with luggage including a laptop. Anyone have any suggestions on how to kill time after checking out of my place with luggage, etc? I've read previous reports that suggested one could go to Scandallo and check-in luggage there but my concern is how safe that is especially with a laptop. If I have to go to the airport at 11 AM it's going to be one long ass day.

J.

[The Critic]

Bahamas Club. Sao Paulo. Been meaning to check this place out as I heard it was good for a Sunday night. Here's how my night went.

Week in Review
I had an interesting week in town so I figured I'd report on the details, especially since there seems to be a lot of activity on the board recently. I've been hitting Casarao hard lately, typically 4-5 nights a week and two girls a night. I didn't visit the Clinicas as I normally do because of that, though after viewing some of their recent additions on the WhatsApp feed, I think I will have to change that.

It is a pleasure reading these detailed reports. Keep up the good reporting. I look forward to reading your future adventures!!

[JZeleznik]

I want her and she wants 800. I only have have 400 left. No problem. I charge 400 to the CC, but I make sure to do this as we are leaving. I will never pay a boate girl in advance.

Hey Axel, have you done this recently? I was told maybe two months ago that their credit card minimum was now R1,000. Previously I had paid many girls R800 on the card, but I switched exclusively to cash after that. I'm wondering if I was misinformed, or if the policy was rolled back.

Week in Review

I had an interesting week in town so I figured I'd report on the details, especially since there seems to be a lot of activity on the board recently. I've been hitting Casarao hard lately, typically 4-5 nights a week and two girls a night. I didn't visit the Clinicas as I normally do because of that, though after viewing some of their recent additions on the WhatsApp feed, I think I will have to change that. Anyway:

Casarao

I typically make my way there for 11:45 as of late, and even at that hour it is often a little empty. Entry is I believe R30, or R50 consumable. Two beers runs me R50 anyway, so I always take that option, though on the weekends I think it is R65 (I'm not sure if the additional R15 is consumable, for $3 I really haven't bothered to check). I found an amazing looking half German girl early in the week with perhaps the prettiest face I have ever seen in the club. Strawberry blonde hair, that slight Brazilian tan, and unbelievable blue eyes. She was 21 and brand new to Casarao, and only in town visiting for the week. I asked her how much for a half hour, and to my shock she quoted R250. Needless to say I saw her several times that week, and she was easily the highlight. I've decided that it is always better to ask the girl here for her price, as a fair number will quote R250 for the half hour, and even in the rare instance they quote you R350 or R400, they will almost always settle for a counter offer of R300. Aside from my all-star, I met a short and slim girl on Saturday with a very pretty face, perfect huge natural tits, and an amazing attitude in the bedroom. I tried to see her again on Sunday, though I can already tell she is a bit flakey. The rest of the week was filled with a mix of repeats, and decent but not spectacular first times. Sunday while I was waiting for the flakey girl, and I saw an absolute knockout walk past me. We made eye contact and smiled, but I didn't pursue and regretted it all night. She made it not five feet past me before someone scooped her up, and 15 minutes later she was gone. I only saw her once more, as she was headed out the door with someone else. The Casarao prices being what they are, if you see someone you like I wouldn't hesitate. Even if they aren't so great, its not like you're out a ton. I've definitely noticed that there are a bunch of girls new to the scene who get their start at Casarao, so there are absolutely some hidden gems to be had if you put in the time.

Casarao Cons: I definitely have a preference for Casarao now, but I wanted to highlight some of the more obvious downsides for first timers. The first is space, seating is incredibly limited and typically it is standing room only. Getting drinks and moving about can be challenging, especially as the night goes on. With that in mind and because it is one of the cheaper establishments, some of the other clients can be rude. I'm a fairly big guy and I get shoved regularly by people. That said I don't see any hostility besides the moderate rudeness, so it's not like I feel unsafe. The other con is hygiene. The rooms are not thoroughly cleaned, especially not when its busy. The girls I pick are usually pretty good with their personal hygiene, but I have been shocked by a few here. Lastly while I personally like girls with a few tattoos, you'll see a lot of girls here with massive ugly tattoos.

Scandallo

I popped into Scandallo on Thursday night, IMO typically the prime night for the club. I sat down for dinner, and it was spectacular. The food here really is impressive, and while I won't gorge myself I always love to grab a light meal and sometimes a snack a bit later. I start to make my rounds, and things are a little tight as they have live music going and its lightly raining outside which in turn limits the patio seating. I see a few girls who I have been with before, but aside from them nobody new was jumping out at me. For whatever reason the girls had a "harder" look if that makes sense, slightly older and with more work done than I have come to expect. Those girls are always present in the club, but typically there is a balance of newer and more natural ones too. I contemplate going for a repeat, but decide against it and call it an early night. I was intrigued by two girls I saw in the lobby on my way out, but they were in the process of leaving with someone. It's entirely possible that if I had stuck around longer I would have seen some girls more my taste, but with the tighter seating I didn't have it in me to hang out for hours. Despite the music event, it was still the usual R500 min with R200 of that being the cover.

I plan to make another run at Scandallo tomorrow (Tuesday), hoping for better results. As much as I love finding those gems at Casarao the environment definitely wears on me, especially when compared to Scandallo. If I can get around to it, I'll likely go earlier to try and double dip with the day shift trick. Have fun everyone!

[Knowledge]

Nice reporting on Bahamas. Have you visited any new clinicas or boates? Guys, Are you allow to take the chik out of these clubs??

What would be the fine?

A source I consider reliable posted this last month:

Bargain newcomer in Vila Mariana.

Here at home in Medellin I earned the reputation of a Centro rat who ventures out into the world of casas from time to time. In Sao Paulo I am pretty much a full time clinica rat. But even there I stay true to my charlie cheapie tendencies by hanging around Tangara and Yakin in Vila Mariana and only occasionally going "upmarket" in Moema. The last time I was in town I was pleasantly surprised by the recently opened Clinica Zeus (they presumptively call themselves Zeus Prive). I think they have the right to the Prive claim because most of the space is in fact bar, lounge and reception with only 4 small rooms upstairs. It's just down the street from Yankin at Doutor Jose Queiroz Aranha 214. I stumbled on it when I was scrolling gp-guide before my last trip. The reviews were promising but I didn't have my hopes up very high. I decided to pull the trigger when the girl I wanted to see at Yankin didn't show up for work that day. Probably because they only opened last summer the public and session areas are noticeably nicer than Yankin or Tangara. They are on par with mid range Moema places like Red Massegems and Miruna 644. Rooms have TVs, not that I would ever turn one on. There is a comfortable lounge area with booths where I cheapskate like me can pretend he is in Scandallo or Casarao LOL! The small bar is comfortable and well stocked. The prices relative to the girl quality is highly competitive. I rate the girls on par with the 140 BRL-30 min /190 BRL-60 min staff at Tangara and Yankin, but the price is 100 BRL-30 min /180 BRL 60 min. I recommend it as a low risk way for you late night ballers to see how the other half lives. LOL.

[CoolGregg]

Bahamas Club. Sao Paulo. Been meaning to check this place out as I heard it was good for a Sunday night. Here's how my night went.

Arrived at 11:30 pm on Sunday, after a nice dinner with mucho vino. The entry had two options. I went with the 400 real option as it would go towards food / drink / room discount. At no time did I need to get fingerprinted or show an ID.

Upon entry, there are at least 50 women and maybe 10 guys. The place itself is quite modern and even has a second level below that wasnt even being used. Outside smoker area as well.

I chatted with one chica at first. Gorgeous body in some sexy lingerie. She had some nice implants but I could tell she was older and she wasnt shy to say that she worked there for 6 years. I eventually ditched her and chatted with another who gave me a tour of the entire club. She eventually wandered off or maybe I did. At this point it's about 12:30 am and I am throwing down drinks when a gorgeous blonde sits down next to me. She was 29, fit, with some serious bolt on tits. She also wasnt wearing any panties in her cute short skirt outfit. That's the way to my heart. After some small talk, I asked her how much to go to a room for an hour. I honestly expected her to say some silly Scandallo price but she said 600 Real. I didn't even feel like negotiating as that seemed fair for her at that time. I confirmed she did BBBJ and off we went to the desk to pick up some garbage condoms and then to a room. The room was VERY VERY nice. Mirrors on all sides as well as the ceiling. Bathroom was in great shape but we didn't even shower until after. Just straight to getting naked with tongues wandering all over each other haha. It was a fun hour with a huge pop all over her tits. Her BJ skills were full of enthusiasm but they really didn't do much for me.

Taco.

Nice reporting on Bahamas. Have you visited any new clinicas or boates? Guys, Are you allow to take the chik out of these clubs??

What would be the fine?

[Darkbuck731]

3 Days in Sampa. Stayed near Moema train station. Very central. Walked to the Ibirapuera Mall, Clinicas, Strip Club, Faria Lima area (during daytime). Super short Short taxi ride to Bomboa & Bahama (night time so didn't walk). Cafe Photo is closed, BTW.

Clinicas & privees are the best feature of the city. Decent prices, great variety, tremendous service. And they are dispersed throughout the city so that you can stop by one after whatever daytime activity you just completed (assuming you have "the map" with all the locations already pinned). BRL 300-400 for an hour in a super clean facility with hot water in the spacious bathrooms. Masajistas have absolutely no limits. In between pops she gave a great massage. Repeated visit to the same clinica 2 days later and selected a different masseuse. After we began I decided to added an extra pair of hands. Masajista #1 (mid 20's Brazilian) would only work with one specific other masajista--a tall all-natural Japanese in her low 30's. Best $150 I ever spent.

Casaro and the club beside it were a lot of fun to drink & laugh and ogle the girls but the expense of pulling one out didn't seem worth it to me compared to the clinicas.

Skipped Scandallo as I had been there on a previous trip and didn't want the loudness. Also its pretty far out of the way from Moema and traffic is ridic. Met another traveler who likes to go there in the afternoon and enjoy the vibe as it gets increasingly more raucous.

3 Days in Guaruja.

90 minutes in an Uber to the beach. USD 40 cost. Rain killed my ability to hike or surf so resorted to their local online service for independents (called 'acompanhantes') to order incall. Pinged three. One never responded until the next day, One responded right away but ghosted after I shared my address. And the 3rd responded after an hour and was only a 10 min way away. She's staying in a house with three other vendors. Paid BRL 400 for 2 hours. Swam in the pool (in the rain) with her in between cups. Super fun, girl next door vibe but, again, had no restriction on what you wanted to do with her. Met her and two her 'roommates' the next day on the beach. Considered bringing all three back to the hotel (they were down for it) but decided to rest up for my return trip home.

Overall Verdict.

Medium. Sao Paulo is way more expensive than Medellin or DR. Also I speak Spanish but not Portuguese and very few spoke much English so it was pretty difficult to communicate the way I could in spanish-speaking Latam. Sampa traffic really makes getting around a drag and I was getting a bunch of cancellations on Uber when I tried to use (although I would eventually get a driver to show up). Guaruja was OK but not explicitly worth a trip (maybe if I had better weather.). Bottom line, if you are in the area for business, you can have a great time. But I would not recommend making a specific trip all the way to Sao Paulo as the return on investment is way lower than Rio or Medellin or Panama.

Sorry to be a bit vague. DM me for more specifics.

[Tacoma101]

Bahamas Club. Sao Paulo. Been meaning to check this place out as I heard it was good for a Sunday night. Here's how my night went.

Arrived at 11:30 pm on Sunday, after a nice dinner with mucho vino. The entry had two options. I went with the 400 real option as it would go towards food / drink / room discount. At no time did I need to get fingerprinted or show an ID.

Upon entry, there are at least 50 women and maybe 10 guys. The place itself is quite modern and even has a second level below that wasnt even being used. Outside smoker area as well.

I chatted with one chica at first. Gorgeous body in some sexy lingerie. She had some nice implants but I could tell she was older and she wasnt shy to say that she worked there for 6 years. I eventually ditched her and chatted with another who gave me a tour of the entire club. She eventually wandered off or maybe I did. At this point it's about 12:30 am and I am throwing down drinks when a gorgeous blonde sits down next to me. She was 29, fit, with some serious bolt on tits. She also wasnt wearing any panties in her cute short skirt outfit. That's the way to my heart. After some small talk, I asked her how much to go to a room for an hour. I honestly expected her to say some silly Scandallo price but she said 600 Real. I didn't even feel like negotiating as that seemed fair for her at that time. I confirmed she did BBBJ and off we went to the desk to pick up some garbage condoms and then to a room. The room was VERY VERY nice. Mirrors on all sides as well as the ceiling. Bathroom was in great shape but we didn't even shower until after. Just straight to getting naked with tongues wandering all over each other haha. It was a fun hour with a huge pop all over her tits. Her BJ skills were full of enthusiasm but they really didn't do much for me.

They knocked on the door at least 15 minutes before the hour was up. Kinda lame and a mood killer.

After our session, her and I shared a plate of food and swapped IG info and the club was pretty much dead dead by 2/2:30 am.

Overall, the women looked ok at Bahamas. I would say there were 3 that were HOT 8/9. I got lucky with mine as I hadn't seen her all night. So either she was up in a room when I arrived or just got to the club and I was the first one she approached. The majority of the women were older, single moms, or just a bit thicker than I like.

Taco.

[Dcrist0527]

There appear to be no strict dress code. There are many local Asians frequent this place. I have seen some dressed like they are going to a neighborhood grocery store. Jeans and shirt is fine.

The 500 is the entry cost, 300 of it can be used to pay for most things except the hotel and the girl. Casarao has a dry entry of 30. You don't have to buy drink after that. But if you pay 50, the you get 2 free beers or drinks of equal cost. Someone posted Casarao has raised the entry cost to 60 now.

As always, Nounce, you are a very helpful member of this community. I thank you. I thought about Casaro and at least for now, I'm planning a 1-day trip to SP (from Rio) just to check Scandallo off my list. I've read alot of positives about Casaro so I'm considering maybe 2 days would be worth it.

Thanks again!

[Nounce]

Gentlemen, forgive the somewhat amateurish questions.

There appear to be no strict dress code. There are many local Asians frequent this place. I have seen some dressed like they are going to a neighborhood grocery store. Jeans and shirt is fine.

The 500 is the entry cost, 300 of it can be used to pay for most things except the hotel and the girl. Casarao has a dry entry of 30. You don't have to buy drink after that. But if you pay 50, the you get 2 free beers or drinks of equal cost. Someone posted Casarao has raised the entry cost to 60 now.

[BartSimpson5]

Gentlemen, forgive the somewhat amateurish questions. I have not found the right search term to answer my questions. I'm planning my 2nd trip to Brazil. Though I'll spend most of the time in Rio, from what I've read my life will be incomplete without a visit to Scandallo.

1-What is the dress code? Obviously they sell it as sophisticated. Would I be considered a slob in a nice pair of jeans and a button down shirt?

2-I read alot about "consumption" at various boates. I also read about decent food options. Can someone explain the door fee? Specifically at Scandallo. I'm wondering if you receive any part of that door fee in the form of credit for either drinks or food?

I'm going to go ahead and budget 2. 500 BRL and think that'll give me a good shot at a decent night.

Thanks in advance!

1. No really serious dresscode, jeans with shirt and nice shoes sounds perfect. Just done come in a suit LOL. Jeans + some nice t shirt without any graphic would also be totally fine.

2. Speaking of weekdays, it's 300 brl entry before 7 PM, it's all consumable (you receive card and pay when leaving). After 7 PM entry 500 brl, and 300 of it consumable.

[Fewdie]

Sounds like some American kid made it.

Ran across this map while planning a trip and found it amusing and somewhat useful for getting a general lay of the land.

https://hoodmaps.com/sao-paulo-neighborhood-map

Also interesting commentary for other hobby destinations around the world. Would enjoy hearing the communities input on its accuracy.

[Max Mojo]

Ran across this map while planning a trip and found it amusing and somewhat useful for getting a general lay of the land.

https://hoodmaps.com/sao-paulo-neighborhood-map

Also interesting commentary for other hobby destinations around the world. Would enjoy hearing the communities input on its accuracy.

[Dcrist0527]

Gentlemen, forgive the somewhat amateurish questions. I have not found the right search term to answer my questions. I'm planning my 2nd trip to Brazil. Though I'll spend most of the time in Rio, from what I've read my life will be incomplete without a visit to Scandallo.

1-What is the dress code? Obviously they sell it as sophisticated. Would I be considered a slob in a nice pair of jeans and a button down shirt?

2-I read alot about "consumption" at various boates. I also read about decent food options. Can someone explain the door fee? Specifically at Scandallo. I'm wondering if you receive any part of that door fee in the form of credit for either drinks or food?

I'm going to go ahead and budget 2. 500 BRL and think that'll give me a good shot at a decent night.

Thanks in advance!

[Steve 9696]

Someone was asking Sunday options and obviously getting a girl from earlier in the week to go out is a great idea if you snag one. But don't forget Seeking Arrangements. It's of course best in countries that don't have amazing Boates etc. But can def work in Brasil as well. I had an AMAZING date on a Sunday in Rio. A true 9. 5 and a great 3 HR date for R400.

Haven't done SP but just browsed and plenty of hotties. Of course Seeking is a bit different than other approaches. But great fun if you like a real date. There's a whole thread on Seeking under General / dating services if you need any help navigating it.