Sao Paulo Reports

[Turgid]

WyattEarp doesn't care for illeism.

Neither does Turgid but Turgid does like the report in which it was located.

[The Cane]

WyattEarp doesn't care for illeism.

Funny but nobody expressed any "allergies" to "illeism" when Cartmann did it. And he used to all the time. What ever happened to him anyway? Not important. As to the "mulatta" thing, I suppose it's all cultural. Wouldn't go over well in the States, but throughout Latin America people use race / color and physical characteristics like "gordo" (fat) to describe and interact directly face-to-face with other people all the time. When in Rome do as the Romans do if you're comfortable enough I guess.

[Nuupter]

Great report TheCane. I am guessing we tourist types are being slapped with about 200 BR tourist tax by these girls at high-end boates. Unfortunately our visits are short and have to make the best of it. Sometimes when you see something good you have to put the bid in.

When I was in scandallo, I invited a few girls that I like to sit chat and drink with me, and also got their contacts. Since I was currently with a girl in the club, I told them I will contact them the next day. One girl from Curitiba offered me 1500 for 4 hours + her other friend for 800 for 4 hours. So I kinda hit the jackpot. Another girl I contacted gave me a price of 1200 for 4 hours, before she starts work in the club. Too bad there was some communication problem as she did not know I was trying to tell her don't go to scandallo so early and spent time with me before going.

These were also without negotiations. And I did not see a need to negotiate lower. Also I don't speak much Portuguese, and people know I'm a foreigner.

[WyattEarp]

Is it only me that's allergic to illeism, the act of referring to oneself in the third person?

WyattEarp doesn't care for illeism.

[WyattEarp]

Now that you mention it, yes there were some mulattas there. As a matter of fact, the first girl to approach me was a mulatta.

The Cane, I hope you and others aren't offended by the word mulatta. The Brazilian escorts I have seen used this term themselves in their social media.

I know the term might be losing favor in Brazil. I've met a few dark-complected program girls (actually darker than the self-proclaimed mulattas) who sharply told me they weren't mulatta, but rather Brasileira.

[The Cane]

Sticking with my plan to alternate between something old and something new, I decided to hit the Bahamas Hotel Club next. This is another place I had not been to that I found out about by reading the reports of others. The address is Rua dos Chanes, 571, which happens to be nearly identical to the address for Chanes 57 (Rua dos Chanes, 57). In fact, what the taxi driver did was take me to Chanes 57, even though I had clearly shown him the correct address for the Bahamas Hotel Club with the name of the club written on the piece of paper I gave him. He turned his cab around and took me back down to the other end of the street where I wanted to go. I said I would not return to Chanses 57, and I meant it ha!

There was a nice older lady working reception at Bahamas who was helpful and ready to explain everything. She spoke Spanish, so that helped a lot. There were three options for gaining entrance to the club. Option 1 was to pay a basic entrada fee of 150 reals. Or, per option number 2, with a consumo fee of 150 reals, the entrance fee came down to about 100 reals. Option number 3, I didn't quite understand or get everything that she was telling me. But what I could make of it, if you paid some super consumo fee of like 500 reals, that entitled you to access to a lot more house services, but exactly what I wasn't really sure of. If anybody else reading has been to this club, then maybe you can clarify. Anyway, I went with option 2. The lady explained further that the on-premises hotel charged 65 reals per hour for a room (I did not session so cannot comment on what the rooms are like). Also did not get into any "negotiations" with any of the girls regarding their price for the pussy.

Upon entering the main area of the club, I was a little surprised by how small it was. I expected it to be a lot larger based on what I had seen on the internet. A girl did tell me that there was a downstairs area with hot and dry saunas, plus the girls' locker room facility. I ordered a drink and took a seat. I would say there was in the neighborhood of 30 or so girls on a Friday night, but not that many clients. I got there around 9:30 in the evening, and was told things would pick up later. Most of the girls were mulattas (would make WyattEarp happy) and morenas with a smattering of negras and brancas. I did not see any Asian girls. Using my personal preference scale, I rate the optics of the talent in the 6 to 7 range. That would put Bahamas Hotel Club above Chanes 57, but below The Connection Nightclub (which ranks below the Big Three boites of Scandallo, Bomboa, and Cafe Photo in re optics).

I was approached by several tutes of different colors, and to be honest, I was not too taken with what I was seeing. Most of the brancas were the "spinner" types with smaller, flatter behinds. Sometimes I'm in the mood for that, but not normally, and especially not in Brazil where I travel to in order to get with girls with some big "boo boo"? Do you know what I mean? LOL! Too many of the other girls were either too heavy, or had bad teeth, or facially just did not appeal to me. Don't get me wrong though. There were some cute ones there, like this one mulatta with a beautiful smile and sparkling green eyes who offered to show me around.

I hung around for a couple of hours to see if anything I had to have was going to show up. Downed one more drink. Ordered a little dinner. Was hoping "my baby's momma" was going show up, but she did not. I finally decided to call it a early night and left around 11:30 pm to return to my hotel. Would I go to the Bahamas Hotel Club again? Well, it depends. If my schedule was tight, then my answer would be no. It would have to be cut out of the rotation. I would choose to give Casarao another go instead, which I will be skipping during this particular trip. But if I had more time on my hands, then yes I would stop in on Bahamas and give it another look. I think the place has some real potential "doables", especially if you're into the mulattas and morenas.

Next stop? Something tried and true! So stay tuned!

[The Cane]

Is it only me that's allergic to illeism, the act of referring to oneself in the third person?

Yes, it's only you. Ha!

[Sperto]

Is it only me that's allergic to illeism, the act of referring to oneself in the third person?

[Steve 9696]

Thanks for the spectacular report out Cane. Not many people bother to bring the full detailed experience to life and you did with aplomb. Great stuff.

And glad to see the alignment on venue. There is no more spectacular place worldwide to spend an evening. Plus I am almost exclusively an Asians and Latinas guy and the sheer quantity of "my type" is staggering. Just the best!

And pro-tip refresher for newbies: Go up to the front right where the band plays. You can stand on the little platform step there and 80% of the girls will cycle by like a sushi carousel. It’s possible to overlook a back wall wallflower, so u might have to explore there as well. But u can see most girls without lifting a finger this way.

[The Cane]

The Cane, no mulattas that night? I've been with some stunning mulattas in Brazil. May I ask were Aline's breasts natural or augmented? Not sure you mentioned it. One of the naturally, bustiest girls I have been with was a fair, freckled skinned brunette from Rio Grande do Sul. She had some Scottish blood. Go figure.

Now that you mention it, yes there were some mulattas there. As a matter of fact, the first girl to approach me was a mulatta. There were probably more than I realized since my personal radar is set to hone in on the brancas and morenas LOL! Aline's bust was all natural. Maybe a see-cup? Not huge but not small either. Very nice with beautiful pink nipples hehehe! I did not ask of what stock she was. Being from the south of Brazil, I know that there are a lot of Italians down there. But who knows. Like many of us have noted before, Brazil is such a diverse country.

[WyattEarp]

I walked around to re-familiarize myself with the place, remembering past and pleasant times. Most people were hanging out back in the large open-air space. It's very nice back there, but it was also really hot. Things cooled down later into the evening though, making that area a nice place to go if one wanted a little break from the louder action going on inside. I would say that at the time of my early arrival there were already easily 50 girls available. Their numbers would grow to a staggering at least 200 by midnight! That's right. Not 150, but I'm estimating more like 200 my brothers! In all shapes and sizes too! I won't say in all colors because I saw only 2 negras and 2 Asian girls. Most of these Scandallo tutes were an even mix of brancas and morenas, which is exactly what I like! And I'm talking solid 8's and 9's everywhere, with a 10 sprinkled in here and there. Oh my goodness will you please look at the "donk" on that one! LOLOLOL!

The Cane, no mulattas that night? I've been with some stunning mulattas in Brazil.

May I ask were Aline's breasts natural or augmented? Not sure you mentioned it. One of the naturally, bustiest girls I have been with was a fair, freckled skinned brunette from Rio Grande do Sul. She had some Scottish blood. Go figure.

[The Cane]

I initially reported that she does CIM, but she does not. She does BBBJs, but no CIM. At least with me she didn't. Her technique is too "toothy" for me anyway, and I could not have reached CIM climax with her. Aline's anal service was high-quality though! You can believe that coming directly from an "anal connoisseur". She's not likely to be around too much longer though. Make some money and split!

[The Cane]

Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm! Well, what can I say? North America. The rest of South America. Central America, the Caribbean, Europe, the Middle East, and east Asia. I've been to them all, and in no other place have I been to a cathouse as fine and as exquisite as Scandallo. Top notch, spacious facilities with a nice on-premises hotel and quality restaurant. And equally important, if not more, the finest and largest collection of ladies of the night available for your sexual pleasure.

I arrived at my number one puta palace in the world around 7:30 in the evening. The traffic had been heavy, so it took like 30 minutes. I guess that's not bad for Sao Paulo on a Thursday evening during rush hour traffic. Listening to other guys in here in the know, I decided to go on a Thursday since that's supposed to be prime time at Scandallo. That was a good decision too! Believe me! The entrada was 100 reals with a 150 reals consumo, so 250 reals total to get in. Up the elevator and into the club! I was surprised to see that the disco wasn't going already. I learned later that they started opening it later in the night, with the live show getting started at 11 pm.

I walked around to re-familiarize myself with the place, remembering past and pleasant times. Most people were hanging out back in the large open-air space. It's very nice back there, but it was also really hot. Things cooled down later into the evening though, making that area a nice place to go if one wanted a little break from the louder action going on inside. I would say that at the time of my early arrival there were already easily 50 girls available. Their numbers would grow to a staggering at least 200 by midnight! That's right. Not 150, but I'm estimating more like 200 my brothers! In all shapes and sizes too! I won't say in all colors because I saw only 2 negras and 2 Asian girls. Most of these Scandallo tutes were an even mix of brancas and morenas, which is exactly what I like! And I'm talking solid 8's and 9's everywhere, with a 10 sprinkled in here and there. Oh my goodness will you please look at the "donk" on that one! LOLOLOL!

I also like how you will find the girls at Scandallo dressed in all different kinds of ways. You might see somebody in a sexy evening gown. But then there are others dressed like a street tute standing on the corner, with their "fart-tight" dresses and skirts literally gripping their plump, round butts and barely preventing the exposure of their ass cheeks! I saw this one gorgeous, light-skinned morena dressed like that. Really pretty face, long dark hair, big round butt, and in this super tight dress she had to keep pulling down in the back to keep her cheeks from being seen as she walked. Man! Now the one thing I told myself when I walked up in there was whatever you do, don't you go for one of these tutes too soon! Not that I would have buyer's remorse, but I knew that the ranks of the tutes was going to swell later in the evening (and they did) and I just might see somebody I liked better. Hold out!

I made a mental note about the morena clara in the tight pink dress. Somebody who I would look for later, and if she was still available, then I was probably going to take her in order to go make a baby hehehe! The thing is, I knew I was taking a risk. The girl was so pretty, that I knew damn well that somebody else might snap her up. But I was determined not to act too soon. Well, that only lasted for about an hour of being at the club haha! You see, I saw one of my weaknesses. A "ruvia" or a redhead! Blondes, brunettes, morenas they're all a dime a dozen. But a good redhead is hard to find, and that's what I told her too! This girl, who said her name was Aline, was wearing some kind of jump suit thingy with her milk white jugs very exposed. Her face I found to be very attractive with a cute and dimpled smile. The hair was long and red and pretty and the eyes green. Is she Brazilian or Irish or what? Aline was Brazilian all the way, and described herself as being a 24-year-old "gaucha" from Rio do Sul. She said she liked meat ha! I guess that was to go along with that meaty, wiggly, jiggle bunda of hers! Like I say, in Brazil even the white girls got back!

Aline and I had a drink and some nice conversation. She did not speak English, but once again Google Translate (and some Spanish) came to the rescue. We started working on the deal, and from the start she was at 800 reals for the hour, to include kissing and CIM she said. I asked about anal (you know I did), and Aline said she did it, but would want 200 reals more to give up her "cuzinha". So, we're talking 1,000 reals plus another 200 for the room. That's $300 USA Dollars. Fuck it, let's go! Didn't do anybody last night, this branca is hot, and she's about to let me fuck her in the butt, which is what I love to do with these pretty, big booty, Brazilian white girls! The deal was done, and now we're kissing and hugging and getting intimate. And after a couple of bathroom stops, it's into the elevator and up to the hotel level. More kissing and groping and holding hands. I'm squeezing on Aline's big booty and digging some fingers into her deep, deep, deep ass crack! Yes!

We get up there and settle up with all of the money, and we're in a nice room with a shower, toilet area and so on. Aline's clothes come off and damn! Her body is fucking banging! The clothes she was wearing just did not do her justice! So far so good! We take a shower together. Kissing and groping and sucking on pink nipple tits. Aline is "washing" (more like stroking) my dick which is at full attention. Finish, dry off, and onto the bed! Aline is aggressive with her cock sucking skills, which I like, but a little too "toothy". In between sucking she slaps my dick around in her pretty face. We do some 69 and I eat out her clean and sweet tasting womanhood. I like 69 because it allows me to admire the "culito" I will be enjoying later, and sometimes I like to munch on that ass! Then it's like Aline is more eager to fuck than I am! She gets the condom onto my dick, puts a little lube onto her pink coothchie lips, then does something I just love. Before full penetration, she seems to enjoy teasing herself. Rubbing the head of my dick all around and massaging it into her pussy lips. Likes she's teasing the both of us. Then Aline finally decides to sink down cowgirl style. Hell, she said she was a "gaucha" right LOL! Next she does another thing I love as she lowers herself onto me! Rolls her eyeballs all the way back into her fucking head where I can see only the white of her eyes, throws her hair back, and moans. Fuck yes!

Now we're fucking hard and both getting off on what's going down. Aline reaches out for me to take her both of her hands. She wants to hold hands while we make love, and so do I! She's going higher and slamming down harder! Occasionally she leans over so that we can kiss. We switch into some doggy where I give it to her hard! Slamming against her ass cheeks something hard from behind! Then into missionary for more hard fucking in that position, and with more kissing. Oh, and then OMG yes! Aline is ready to give me the sweetest treat of them all. That would be her redheaded, snow bunny anus!

Girls who do anal prefer to take it from different kinds of positions. The Cane is versatile and knows how to adapt, so I will go with most whatever position the girl is most comfortable with. Aline wanted me to penetrate her arsehole while she laid on her left side. No problem! She put a little lube on her A-hole and onto the condom, then asked me to push gently to penetrate into her anal orifice. The Cane is an expert honey. I know what to do! Gentle at first until the head was past her sphincter and inside of Aline's tender, warm anal cavity. Then the rest in rhythmically exploring along the branca Hershey Highway. Then harder and harder and harder! Until the next thing you know, I'm literally slam fucking Aline up the butt! Her head is thrown back now in pleasure and eyes closed as she frigs away at her clit! To get more leverage, I grabbed her arm up around her shoulder and started to cornhole the holy terror cowboy shit out of that tute! I was like a broken wind up toy getting up in that pooty hole! And I knew Aline was liking it too when she reached back and grabbed at me to try to pull me deeper into her to keep butt fucking her hard and rough. I was already nuts to butt deep so couldn't go any deeper! I got "base" and told her how I was fucking her in the ass something fierce (like she didn't know that already), and how much I liked having anal sex with brancas! I enjoyed hearing the violent smack, smack, smacks of my groin against Alines's plum, round, alabaster butt cheeks, before I could take no more and "released" into her anal canal!

We were both spent now. Butt fucked out! Aline looked back at me with a smile. We both lay there breathing heavy with my dick still stuffed up in her butt hole! Slowly growing soft, until it slipped gently out of Aline's bum. She reached back and held onto the base of the condom to make sure it did not slip off and and allow any fluids into her body, and then expertly removed the condom from my dong. And so far, no bad "incidents" ass fucking these brancas either. No foul odors or visible poo on my dick, which is par for the course in Brazil. Makes me believe that most providers who cornhole must do something to prepare themselves to do the deed. We got washed up. More kissing and hugging. Aline asked me if I wanted to get something from the restaurant, and indeed I did. I had not had dinner yet, and was down for a little something. I had some sushi and Aline had parmigiana carne. After all, a gaucha has to have her meat! It was during this time that I learned that Aline was one of 4 girls in her family, and that she had come to Sao Paulo to work at Scandallo for just a couple of weeks to earn some money. Said she had a room at the hotel she shared with another girl at 250 reals a week each. I asked her what she was going to do when she went back to Rio do Sul. She said she had a boyfriend there. Now if I had known that when I was digging out her asshole, then I would have been even more turned on hahaha! I like to take other guy's girlfriends and wives in the ass LOL, and most of the time the guys know it's happening too! It's like they're cuckolds or something and can't stop other men from fucking their girls in the butt. Or, maybe some are even pimps. Who knows? All I know is that I plundered your girlfriend's booty hole dude, and it was good! I liked it, she she liked it too LOL!

We finished our meals, and Aline asked if I would be interested in her joining me at my hotel overnight. I suppose my room is probably better than what she has at Scandallo. Told her that I planned to stay at the club for a good while more, so that would not work, and that I understood that she still needed to work to make money, so no problem if she wanted to leave. With that, Aline said that she was actually done with working for the night, and was going to "go home". We had already exchanged contact information. A light kiss on the lips and a few final pleasantries, and she was gone. Sent her a message later thanking her for good time. Aline replied likewise, and said I was good company. I hung out in the disco for most of the rest of the night, with hot girls just standing and walking all over the place. Smiling and making eyes. Saw a gorgeous, really young, fresh looking redhead! She smiled throughout the night and said something to me at one point. But I had just had a redhead! Needed something different. That morena in the pink prostitute get up! Yep! There she is totally occupied with another guy! Knew I was going to lose her if I waited! But I had to have that branca's redhead anus first! Damn! No matter, I'll be back. And so will she. I know she will And the next time she's having my baby! Two tutes tried to hustle me. A blonde and brunette team. Asked for a "propina" just for having had a conversation. Get the fuck out of town! No! They took "no" well and left.

I think I finally decide to leave myself at what? Maybe around 1 something in the morning? I didn't go with anybody else, but there were so, so many choices! I was looking for another morena like the one I lost a chance with due to going for anal sex with the snow bunny redhead first. But I didn't see anybody else who "touched" me in the same way that the morena clara in the tight pink dress barely covering her bunda did. Upon leaving, I settled up my final bill. For all of my drinks, drinks and dinner with Aline, the remaining total was 725 reals. I paid. Took a taxi back to the hotel. Rested up and got some sleep to re-energize for the next day. I need a morena clara now to have my baby ha!

[Polyamorist]

In the end, I chose nobody. However, there were enough doable girls at this club that if were a regular in Sao Paulo, I would put it into the rotation. Oh, and I almost forgot to say something about prices. Like the guy explained outside before I came in, the girls do their own thing, and from what I gather, they charge lower than places like Scandallo, Bomboa, and Cafe Photo. I didn't get too specific with many of the girls, but one of them started out at 500 reals for an hour. That's half of what the tutes start out at in the other places mentioned.

Salaam Mr Cane, I paid R$250 at Connection for one hour. Juliana, she was very enthusiastic, though no anal. Plus R$70 room charge.

You're right, about half of what you would pay at Scandallo. And just give your name, no ID.

[Kcrl01]

Where Scandallo stands out is the "candy store" feeling with reasonable assurance that the hot girl walking across the club will be a fantastic performer. That's always been the Brazilian quality assurance..

There's always the chance of ending up with a dud at Scandallo's too! Trust me, it happens!