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08-23-19 03:10 #10372
Posts: 2706Lost in a Translation
Thought my SP buddies might enjoy these funny moments from the last year. Due to not speaking the same native language.
Thifany. My Brazilian unicorn that I flew to London. Two days in she confesses to me she is not sleeping well due to my snoring. So we agree to get some earplugs when we are out souvenir shopping. As we walk down the street after a few shops she says "I almost forgot. I need to get tampons!”
And I think oh fuck me in the ass, really? I mean we have theee days left and she gets her period?
After we start talking about where to get them etc it becomes clear she means EARPLUGS. Just an error in translation! Well I guess they both fill holes, so maybe the same in Portuguęs ? Anyhow. We both got a laugh.
Kendall. Diva London. I had been with Kendall the prior year. So when I showed up at her flat she recognized me. But she couldn't quite place me. Then she says as only a frank Romanian WG would: "oh I remember you. You fuck a lot. ".
So I say, yeah I mean I travel a lot and so I see a lot of girls. And she says "no no. I mean you fuck a very long time!" Hahaha. LOL. Cracked me up.
Cambria. Diva London. We are getting into it and she is on top and starts licking and sucking my ear. I want to encourage her so I tell her it feels really good. To which she says "Yeah. Old people like that. ".
Mildly offended I offer, "well I'm not THAT old. ".
And she laughs and says "I didn't say OLD people. I said ALL people ". Hahaha. OMG I laughed so hard.
Anyhow just a few of my lost in translation moments.
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08-22-19 15:49 #10371
Posts: 2041Originally Posted by Cool [View Original Post]
If you don't have time, you could post a profile (i.e. tall, blonde, curvy, natural body, few tattoos, anal, etc). Someone might be able to send you in the right direction for an escort who meets that profile.
It's Sao Paulo! They have everything.
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08-22-19 03:39 #10370
Posts: 708Abbobora / Tangara Trial Run
This is my first time in the city and I realize not being fluent in Portuguese is brutal. I knew it was Winter time but I wasn't expecting it to be this cool. So far this city isn't stacking up to Rio circa 2015. I liked how you could chat / interview / party with chicas before the deed. Public transit is not for the faint of heart if it isn't within a 10 min. Walk within the metro station. Walking around town I would be surprised if I saw more than 5 hotties a hour. I checked out Tangara. I went here because guys spooked me Brooklin's lineup was underwhelming. Many Asian gents hanging out. The lineup was about 10 girls. Naturally the youngest and hottest chick (7.5) was busy. The other chicks were 6. 5's or below except for the tall 7 I considered until I saw her gut. I'm not a local so I'm not going to sit around for 2 hours to see their full lineup. It was already 8 o'clock. I decided I didn't mind spending a little extra coin so I ubered to Abobbara a shade before 7 p the next day. I liked the first menina Pollie and the 8th chick Julia. Between the two the madrina recommended Julia. Julia is tall and was wearing a sexy short dress. She said she is 23 and speaks Espanol and has medium brown hair. Possibly light braces on her teeth. We did CBJ, mish, CG, doggie. Stunningly she becomes tired during the deed. Being the nice guy I am and chalking it up to lack of chemistry I let her hit the shower at the 40 min. Mark. I did not tip even though I tipped all the Colombianas at the casas. The sex was so so. Not remotely like the hottest sex on the continent I was expecting. Especially since I could've had 3 comparable Colombians for that price. I'm not sure what market value is for a solid 8+ but I'm beginning to think around $R400 to 800. I am not as picky as usual but I don't have the time to check out all the clinicas and trying to find a gem. I went to a fast fuck place in Rio that had a better lineup than Abobbora. I think a negative to SP is that the girls have a loyal following with the local men so a gringo is not the end of the world. Guys here have no problem spending R170 on 6's. I like the city but I haven't been impressed with the females so far. I know some guys hit regular chicks on Brazil cupid etc. So that mitigates the pressure for finding a match at a clinica and also she can show him the city and they can spend more than a hour together. I will do my research and hit pricier spots this weekend.
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08-21-19 19:30 #10369
Posts: 57Originally Posted by DreamCarnarvon [View Original Post]
As for ORO its +- 500 depending on how you pay. I've had amazing experiences there, so I check it out when I'm on that side of town. It's pricier for sure but I don't mind paying more if I can relax and the experience is up to par. My worst session there would have been my best one in Europe.
Most have silicone breast. Nothing outrageous though. They tend to be more dolled up. Lean. You won't find anyone too thick there. I'm not saying the girls are top model skinny. You just won't find anyone built like Cherokee d'ass there. YEMV.
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08-21-19 00:40 #10368
Posts: 233Originally Posted by MixedSalad07 [View Original Post]
I used to be one of those guys that fucks like a jack rabbit. No passion needed. But I'm mostly pass that stage and now indulge in slow sensual sex that's full of affection and passion (apologies if this is TMI).
Never heard of Oro. I may have to check it out when I return to SP. What is the pricing structure there?
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08-20-19 07:47 #10367
Posts: 557When in doubt:
Originally Posted by Beleriand [View Original Post]
http://www.novagauguin.com.br
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08-20-19 03:59 #10366
Posts: 26Originally Posted by Beleriand [View Original Post]
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08-20-19 03:30 #10365
Posts: 57Reply to DC
Originally Posted by DreamCarnarvon [View Original Post]
I've gotten amazing service (Everything included) at Scandallo to very mediocre service there. So especially based on the one time I got lukewarm service there, I make it a point to screen. It's not an exact science. Your strategy for the clinicas is good. At the end of the day there are variables at play and trail and error is one of them.
My very first experience at Scandallo was phenomenal so that is the standard I am chasing.
Oro is a (pricier) clinica in Vila Olmpia.
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08-19-19 23:30 #10364
Posts: 28Cafe Gauguin Question
Hello,
I'm back in SP after many years and can't find any recent info. On my usual spot, Gauguin.
Would anyone have any info. on what's going on these days in this club?
Thank you very much!
B.
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08-19-19 20:53 #10363
Posts: 233Originally Posted by MixedSalad07 [View Original Post]
But I feel at Scandallo, because the price is R600-800, that screening is going to be required. Not just what they won't allow but also details, like their BJ skills, how affectionate they are going to be once in the bed, etc etc. Sure they can lie but at least I can call them out during the session if they don't perform. Nothing worse then overpaying for a session and not getting satisfied.
BTW what is Oro?
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08-19-19 16:32 #10362
Posts: 8Rua Augusta Saunas
Some years ago, I forget how many (3, 5, 10? There was a string of saunas (walking distance between them) along Rua August in el Centro. I can't remember the names of them. Strangely, I can't find any mention of them on the forum and I'm sure this forum must have been the way I found them way back when. Are they still around? Any thoughts on quality / safety / etc?
Thanks in advance.
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08-17-19 15:32 #10361
Posts: 57Update with corrected typos
Originally Posted by MixedSalad07 [View Original Post]
Went to Chanes, didn't session. Was tired but enjoyed the vibe. Maybe 8 on offer 3 I would have sessioned with had I had more energy.
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08-17-19 01:02 #10360
Posts: 13Originally Posted by Rovnak [View Original Post]
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08-17-19 00:18 #10359
Posts: 57Good sessions at scandallo, Bamboa, Aboborroa and Oro this week.
Bamboa. Agatha. PAWG. All natural. Porn equivalent Sarah Jay (body wise, this lady is younger with a prettier face). Thought she was silicone up but glad I took a closer look. WIR: why.
Aboorra. Rebecca. Young red head. Not a hard body, but pretty and a good ride. WIR: why.
Scandallo. I enjoy the pomp of the boates. Fun atmosphere. Went on a Wednesday. The ratio seemed to be about 1. 5 to 1. Too many options for me. Some hell NOs. Ended up with a PYT. BBBJ was mediocre. She quoted 700 but agreed for 600 when we were in line for the room. I'the go back to Scandallo but wouldn't session with this girl again. She was pretty, but would want more skills at that price. I don't remember her name, but she kind of reminded me of the singer Mya body wise (not in the face). She was definitely in demand. She was cool and down to earth. Just would try something else. WIR: and (Scandollo, yes).
Oro. Vanessa. Pretty morena. Great experience. WIR: why.
BBBJ DATY and DFK for all the above. Some said anal was on offer but I didn't really peruse it. Not too much my thing. BBBJ and CIM or COB (except the Scandallo girl).
Will try chanes 57 and update. May try some twitter GPS. Will update.
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08-14-19 18:37 #10358
Posts: 2041Originally Posted by Steve9696 [View Original Post]