Sao Paulo Reports

[Muppets]

An hour is 150 real. Either you didn't stay an hour or the guy at the desk fucked up. Don't expect the latter to happen again.

Yeah that's what I thought, I'll mention it to him later. It was 150 the previous visit but I wondered if it was less for not fucking maybe.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

Snip. Got upstairs and went to pay, the guy on the desk says 100 and I had to get him to confirm twice. 100. Honestly. Why am I even bothering doing anything except going to Tangara. 100 fucking reals. This place is win.

So yeah, I am digging Tangara, even if those fuckers having the party were hogging all the honeys. Didn't get a proper look in the room downstairs where the action was but there were a lot of people.

An hour is 150 real. Either you didn't stay an hour or the guy at the desk fucked up. Don't expect the latter to happen again.

[AltoBomGosto]

Great description of the Tangara vibe!

I hung out with ABG downstairs but at the picnic table outside the party room downstairs, near the girls lockers. Very chill scene. ABG introduced me to some very cool Sampa mongers too. Now that I think of it, for what I paid for my dupla with scandallo garotas, I'the imagine quite a party at Tangara!! Something to plan for the next visit.

SP has more pussy than one man has dick for real.

Hb.

Yesterday I spoke to Raissa, from EV, she told me there will be, on the 22 Feb a pre Carnaval strip party with lots of Tangará girls expected to be there after 11 pm.

There will be a blow job tent, you can do a CIM in the tent and a complete in one of the rooms.

ABG.

[HarvestBoi]

Great description of the Tangara vibe!

I hung out with ABG downstairs but at the picnic table outside the party room downstairs, near the girls lockers. Very chill scene. ABG introduced me to some very cool Sampa mongers too. Now that I think of it, for what I paid for my dupla with scandallo garotas, I'the imagine quite a party at Tangara!! Something to plan for the next visit.

SP has more pussy than one man has dick for real.

Hb.

Thanks dude!

I will never have enough time to try them but am planning on coming back for a few days in April so we shall see what I line up, I've added them on twitter.

Walked up to Tangara earlier, about 1945, it's only a ten minute walk from here.

Only about 6 guys in the waiting area, maybe ten to twenty girls around, hard to be sure on the walk from the door to the waiting area. Couple of nice ones on the lineup, I went with Raquel, a petite SP girl with long hair, green / blue eyes and a moderate bumbum, to be fair I picked her because her face was the double of an ex of mine (crazy psycho coke snorting hose beast that she was, nothing sucks so much as coming home from work after a week away to a trashed flat an a dealer wanting 2 k) and she does BBBJ with CIM and I really just wanted to sink it in those lips. Gorgeous.

Had to wait half an hour for a room, though the asian ish looking manager who remembered me from Monday (even managed to guess the city I am from while we were chatting) said it would be ten minutes. Meanwhile a constant stream of chicas came upstairs. Hence the low numbers, private event on. Party of some sort. Oh my god at least 4 8-10's came upstairs while we were waiting. Jokingly told the manager that when I come back in April I want a party like that and he said Is it your Birthday in April and I said, if you send those girls, it's my birthday whenever fucking suits. Dear God.

Good guy, was a chuckle. Of course I'm sure if I behaved like an asshole he'd have the hired muscle beat me to a pulp in a heartbeat but meh, I have no plans to be a dick in there.

Anyways, downstairs we went eventually, in the room next to the party, shower, down to business. Not the best boltons, over the muscle rather than under or maybe it's the other way around I don't know, I'm not a surgeon, I just know what looks good to me, but she has a hot body, compact (she's pretty short without the heels) but with killer curves. Honestly, I was surprised at how things developed. Being unable to speak much portuguese, it was a bit awkward waiting around without being able to chat but once we were on the bed things were different, she did a damn good BBBJ nice and wet with lots of eye contact and nice and deep, plenty attention to the twins, a bit of pussy play. And in the end when she told me to cum in her mouth I felt I had to oblige or it would perhaps cause a diplomatic incident. Hour went by in a blink of an eye. Kinda wish I had rolled one on and gone to work but I was really enjoying her labours, and having read a few of ABG's reports about just going for the BJ I was kinda thinking lying back and enjoying myself is the way to go.

Got upstairs and went to pay, the guy on the desk says 100 and I had to get him to confirm twice. 100. Honestly. Why am I even bothering doing anything except going to Tangara. 100 fucking reals. This place is win.

So yeah, I am digging Tangara, even if those fuckers having the party were hogging all the honeys. Didn't get a proper look in the room downstairs where the action was but there were a lot of people.

[Muppets]

Thanks dude!

I will never have enough time to try them but am planning on coming back for a few days in April so we shall see what I line up, I've added them on twitter.

Walked up to Tangara earlier, about 1945, it's only a ten minute walk from here.

Only about 6 guys in the waiting area, maybe ten to twenty girls around, hard to be sure on the walk from the door to the waiting area. Couple of nice ones on the lineup, I went with Raquel, a petite SP girl with long hair, green / blue eyes and a moderate bumbum, to be fair I picked her because her face was the double of an ex of mine (crazy psycho coke snorting hose beast that she was, nothing sucks so much as coming home from work after a week away to a trashed flat an a dealer wanting 2 k) and she does BBBJ with CIM and I really just wanted to sink it in those lips. Gorgeous.

Had to wait half an hour for a room, though the asian ish looking manager who remembered me from Monday (even managed to guess the city I am from while we were chatting) said it would be ten minutes. Meanwhile a constant stream of chicas came upstairs. Hence the low numbers, private event on. Party of some sort. Oh my god at least 4 8-10's came upstairs while we were waiting. Jokingly told the manager that when I come back in April I want a party like that and he said Is it your Birthday in April and I said, if you send those girls, it's my birthday whenever fucking suits. Dear God.

Good guy, was a chuckle. Of course I'm sure if I behaved like an asshole he'd have the hired muscle beat me to a pulp in a heartbeat but meh, I have no plans to be a dick in there.

Anyways, downstairs we went eventually, in the room next to the party, shower, down to business. Not the best boltons, over the muscle rather than under or maybe it's the other way around I don't know, I'm not a surgeon, I just know what looks good to me, but she has a hot body, compact (she's pretty short without the heels) but with killer curves. Honestly, I was surprised at how things developed. Being unable to speak much portuguese, it was a bit awkward waiting around without being able to chat but once we were on the bed things were different, she did a damn good BBBJ nice and wet with lots of eye contact and nice and deep, plenty attention to the twins, a bit of pussy play. And in the end when she told me to cum in her mouth I felt I had to oblige or it would perhaps cause a diplomatic incident. Hour went by in a blink of an eye. Kinda wish I had rolled one on and gone to work but I was really enjoying her labours, and having read a few of ABG's reports about just going for the BJ I was kinda thinking lying back and enjoying myself is the way to go.

Got upstairs and went to pay, the guy on the desk says 100 and I had to get him to confirm twice. 100. Honestly. Why am I even bothering doing anything except going to Tangara. 100 fucking reals. This place is win.

So yeah, I am digging Tangara, even if those fuckers having the party were hogging all the honeys. Didn't get a proper look in the room downstairs where the action was but there were a lot of people.

[Jib Reach]

So tomorrow is my last day in SP until maybe returning in April.

Later I will get to Tangara if it doesn't rain some more, I hope so.

Meanwhile with all the stunners with beach bodies and huge tits that are recommended, I am drawn to these two.

https://www.clubmodel.com.br/sao-pau...hantes/melanie

https://www.clubmodel.com.br/sao-pau.../manuela_hesse

I know I'm weird, I can live with that. I have odd taste. I really really want to meet Giulia, Nick Rossa and some other perfect 10's but somehow I am more drawn to slightly leftfield girls..

Not weird! Just what floats your boat.

Good that you had a good time!

Here's a couple much younger, more "spinnerish" and, well, you can figure it out.

Hopefully Jackson will see this before you leave and post it as I still don't have status for an auto post.

Jib Reach.

https://twitter.com/sophiemalkova

https://twitter.com/CleoBaby4

https://twitter.com/MilaSwitcher

[Muppets]

So tomorrow is my last day in SP until maybe returning in April.

Later I will get to Tangara if it doesn't rain some more, I hope so.

Meanwhile with all the stunners with beach bodies and huge tits that are recommended, I am drawn to these two.

https://www.clubmodel.com.br/sao-pau...hantes/melanie

https://www.clubmodel.com.br/sao-pau.../manuela_hesse

I know I'm weird, I can live with that. I have odd taste. I really really want to meet Giulia, Nick Rossa and some other perfect 10's but somehow I am more drawn to slightly leftfield girls.

I've spoken briefly with both already, and Manuela has her face on her whatsapp profile, she's a good looking woman. Melanie really floats my boat too. Just wondered if anyone had experience of either? Maybe a long shot, I guess neither is what most of us would select as our fantasy.

Honestly, SP is a living hell. So much choice so little time and money. Goddamn it if I won the lottery I'd die here happy and riddled with the clap. First world problems.

[Muppets]

Glad you had a good time!

This comment could be a bit misleading though understandable. gata is considered a classic Brasileira of Portuguese, Italian heritage. Typically, she is described as stunning.

But you are correct, she is not the epitome of northern hemisphere, western beauty.

Keep the stories coming!

Job Reach.

Yes, you are correct, and I did not mean to suggest she is ugly, far from it, however (and it is totally subjective) when you see others who show their faces in their ads, in my opinion (and it is ONLY my opinion), she is not up there with the lookers. That's the problem with trying to report experiences. It is ALL subjective and depends as much on he who writes as he who reads and their experiences. I am more used to N hemisphere and Asia so my expectations perhaps differ and that is not her fault.

However. Regardless I had a great time and we have spent the past few hours exchanging messages (initiated by her) and I am seriously considering seeing her again later or tomorrow. These things are subjective and I didn't mean to be disrespectful. I can be a bit 'train of thought' when posting which is maybe a little unfair.

[Jib Reach]

Not directly LOL but her words were I don't visit houses/apartments/hotels and I don't see anyone above average.
I assume she means for anal but maybe I am wrong.

In my limited experience if a woman says 'yeah I do anal but not if it's big or bigger or bla bla' it basically means. 'I'm not going to do anal and this is my get out' and I don't risk it, and I am not huge by any circumstances.

Which is fine, it's not the end of the world. She is damn fine looking and maybe tomorrow I will anyway, not sure yet. May actually have to do some work. But since I asked what she does and that's what she said, I am feeding it back, didn't mean to sound difficult or ungrateful, you guys have been hugely helpful regarding my trip here and I genuinely feel a little bad that I haven't been off fucking everyone that has been recommended to me.

Please don't take that as sarcasm, the written word and spoken word are so distinct and I am being genuine, but at the same time my dick wants what it wants...


Also, has anyone been to innerclub, marrakesh or asha, the swingers clubs? Tempted to head to one later if I'm not too tired and wondered what people's thoughts were.

There are dozens like her. Try Athena. Or Eva. Both listed below.

[Muppets]

Above average? Are you talking about your junk?

Not directly LOL but her words were I don't visit houses/apartments/hotels and I don't see anyone above average.
I assume she means for anal but maybe I am wrong.

In my limited experience if a woman says 'yeah I do anal but not if it's big or bigger or bla bla' it basically means. 'I'm not going to do anal and this is my get out' and I don't risk it, and I am not huge by any circumstances.

Which is fine, it's not the end of the world. She is damn fine looking and maybe tomorrow I will anyway, not sure yet. May actually have to do some work. But since I asked what she does and that's what she said, I am feeding it back, didn't mean to sound difficult or ungrateful, you guys have been hugely helpful regarding my trip here and I genuinely feel a little bad that I haven't been off fucking everyone that has been recommended to me.

Please don't take that as sarcasm, the written word and spoken word are so distinct and I am being genuine, but at the same time my dick wants what it wants...


Also, has anyone been to innerclub, marrakesh or asha, the swingers clubs? Tempted to head to one later if I'm not too tired and wondered what people's thoughts were.

[WyattEarp]

I got in touch with Deborah, sadly she does not do outcall and specifies that she also does not see anyone above average.

Above average? Are you talking about your junk?

[Muppets]

Here are two "spinners" I can recommend. They have outstanding reviews and qualify as true spinners in terms of height.

https://twitter.com/deboradrumondsp

Debora offers anal and as you can see has a pretty face.

https://twitter.com/MayarahAlencar

If you go deep into her Twitter photos, you can get glimpses of her face. I like her natural form and her tight, bubble butt.

I got in touch with Deborah, sadly she does not do outcall and specifies that she also does not see anyone above average. Shame, she is hot as fuck.

[Jib Reach]

Just had an hour with Agata.

https://splove.com.br/acompanhante/s...o/agata-muniz/

And my balls are now like raisins from all this activity.

First things first and I shoulda known. When the face isn't in the pics it's because it's not their top feature. She's not ugly but if you need to look at the mantelpiece when you poke the fire move along.

Glad you had a good time!

This comment could be a bit misleading though understandable. Ágata is considered a classic Brasileira of Portuguese, Italian heritage. Typically, she is described as stunning.

But you are correct, she is not the epitome of northern hemisphere, western beauty.

Keep the stories coming!

Job Reach.

[Muppets]

Just had an hour with Agata.

https://splove.com.br/acompanhante/s...o/agata-muniz/

And my balls are now like raisins from all this activity.

First things first and I shoulda known. When the face isn't in the pics it's because it's not their top feature. She's not ugly but if you need to look at the mantelpiece when you poke the fire move along.

However, early 30's, great body, not overly toned but no fat, and nice bolt ONS. GREAT GFE attitude. We clicked I felt, I really enjoyed my time with her, very relaxed with a slow start and frenzied end.

One caution. She has a HUGE clitoris. I mean HUGE. Like, if you are unsure of your sexuality you don't want to fuck this chick HUGE. It's about an inch and a half when she's turned on with a head that pokes out of its hood. Never seen one like that, but it responds well when sucked and licked and we had a great 69 in which I ended up smothered in juices which she sucked and licked off my face.

Didn't get around to anal because I ended up having to finish up and deal with some shit as my phone would not stop. However, the sex was excellent and I would happily repeat. Enthusiastic, responsive, makes all the right noises and the rubber was covered in lady juice when we finished up.

Very satisfied, just a shame she's not so pretty but meh who cares at the end of the day if you have a good time. Damn that clit is MASSIVE. It probably has it's own weather system and gravity.

[Muppets]

So the big problem I have here in SP is too much choice, well that and not enough time free. You guys have been awesome in giving recommendations too, and I feel kinda bad that I've gone off reservation and ended up meeting people that weren't recommended.

At times, I have pretty distinct tastes, and last night I decided to try Areta Bueno. Not at the top of many people's lists I suspect, but there is something that drew me to her.

https://splove.com.br/acompanhante/s...o/areta-bueno/

Probably helps that she looks very much like a girl I knew at uni years ago. Anyways. All arranged fine via whatsapp, no messing around and we agreed on her visitng my hotel. I was going to go to Tangara but it was late and raining.

Photos are a good reflection of her, obviously as ever the photoshopping has removed every pore or texture! But yes she looks just like on the page mostly.

So how was it. Well, you know sometimes you meet a girl and you think. This one is trouble? You just get a feeling that if you went to a bar with her at some point something would go horribly wrong, or she'd end up starting a fight, or wanting to sit on the hood of a cop car and take selfies. That kinda girl? This is one of those. She is sexy and very confident, which in itself is attractive, but she does project an air of contained chaos which makes me a little uncomfortable at times. She was chatty and funny and we had a chuckle, tho I did notice the dead eye hooker eyes, which was a little sad and surprising.

Anyways, chatting, kissing, had a beer, everything fine, though when she said BJ is only with a hat on. Disappointed but ok. Not a bad BJ. I was very much enjoying the view of her curves and those small perky tits.

She gets on top and squeezes it in. She's tight and it feels good. Very energetic chica. Likes it firm shall we say, she's not a give it to me softly whilst nibbling my ears kinda girl. The sex was good, she's either a good actress (probably) or we had a chemical connection on some level but it was good sticky sweaty fun. By the end we'd been around the room and I was exhausted, so she finished me off by hand over her tits with a finger where the sun doesn't shine.

So yeah, it was fun, but I'm not sure I would repeat just because she gives off that slightly chaotic vibe and is a bit random. If I did it would be at her place rather than in my hotel where I have colleagues etc just in case.

Definitely a good fuck tho. She's got a decent body, no fat but also not super toned, just regular.