Sao Paulo Reports

[Muppets]

Thank you sir, you are a legend. PM you Sunday when I'm more aware of my schedule.

[AltoBomGosto]

Hi guys,

I'm visiting next week for three days, at the grand mercure ibirapuera. I've been to SP once however my only experience there was takeout from the Kilt club, maybe four years ago. It was fun, with a mulata Rihanna look alike, but it doesn't appear to be highly recommended here.

Problem is I will be largely tied to my phone due work and getting out to a Clnica like Tangara during the day will be difficult. From what I've read on here midday or early afternoon is best, however, does that mean in the evening it's not worth it?

Regarding ordering room service, I know in Brazil (like most places) everyone is a photo shop wizard, but pages like clubmodel.com.br are reliable? Or is it classic bait and switch?

Any advice for someone who wants to play but is somewhat limited in time free and movement would be great.

Thanks.

Go to Espaco Vergueiro, Av. Vergueiro 170, opens at noon and closes at 3 AM. The action normally starts at 9 PM.

PM me for more details.

ABG.

[AltoBomGosto]

In fact, truth be told, I didn't really like Tangara when I went at about 4 pm the first time. My second visit on a Sunday just after lunch time made me like it a lot more. So maybe try some places twice before forming your own opinion.

IMO Tangara has the biggest and best priced line up of garotas, it gets crowded specifically on Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays.

So go there early, or visit Vans Way, Red Way or Yankin, specially the least one, they are not so full of John's.

All the above houses belong to same owners.

ABG.

[AltoBomGosto]

I asked reception and they told me those promotional prices above are only for foristas.

The regular prices in CASH are still as follows:

Before 9 pm: 230 (hour) and 170 (half hour) for non foristas.

After 9 pm: 350 (hour) and 250 (half hour).

In all cases there is a 20 reais charge to use credit card.

Great research Rovnak, the promotional prices are only valid to Gpguia frequent mongers. To became one you must register at the Gpguia, do some reports and than apply for the discounts. Criteria may vary from house to house but most of them require a minimum of one TD each 3 month to keep the VIP membership. Also each TD must be reported.

[Muppets]

Hi guys,

I'm visiting next week for three days, at the grand mercure ibirapuera. I've been to SP once however my only experience there was takeout from the Kilt club, maybe four years ago. It was fun, with a mulata Rihanna look alike, but it doesn't appear to be highly recommended here.

Problem is I will be largely tied to my phone due work and getting out to a Clínica like Tangara during the day will be difficult. From what I've read on here midday or early afternoon is best, however, does that mean in the evening it's not worth it?

Regarding ordering room service, I know in Brazil (like most places) everyone is a photo shop wizard, but pages like clubmodel.com.br are reliable? Or is it classic bait and switch?

Any advice for someone who wants to play but is somewhat limited in time free and movement would be great.

Thanks.

[Member #4732]

Announcement on gp-guia.net by Chanes 57.

OLA AMIGOS DO GPGUIA!

DESDE SEGUNDA FEIRA, 21/01, A chans ESTA PRATICANDO NOVOS PREOS PROMOCIONAIS PARA O GPGUIA!

ATENDIMENTO DE 1 HORA: 200,00 (PAGAMENTO them DINHEIRO).

ATENDIMENTO DE 1/2 HORA:'160,00 (PAGAMENTO DE DINHEIRO).

E AGORA NOSSO PLANO DE MILHAGEM E O MELHOR DE TODOS.

A CADA 4 ATENDIMENTOS, O 5 o ATENDIMENTO 100% VIP!

DESSA FORMA O ATENDIMENTO DE 1 HORA SAI POR 160,00, E O ATENDIMENTO DE 1/2 HORA SAI POR 128,00..

I asked reception and they told me those promotional prices above are only for foristas.

The regular prices in CASH are still as follows:

Before 9 pm: 230 (hour) and 170 (half hour) for non foristas.

After 9 pm: 350 (hour) and 250 (half hour).

In all cases there is a 20 reais charge to use credit card.

[AltoBomGosto]

That guy does not know what he is talking about. He extrapolates from one visit, ridiculous. Furthermore he knows nothing about the forista discount policies. The discount policies are predicated on the client giving a review. Positive, negative or neutral. That point should be emphasized. Positive OR negative OR neutral. It does not matter which, any review is a qualifier for discount. So his whole yes men theory is completely wrong. The casas use the reviews not just for free marketing but for qualty control, providers that receive multiple negative reviews do not last long. This further undermines his totally unfounded claim that the higher price places, I assume he is referring to the boates like Scandalo, screen the girls better. Absolutely wrong. Itis precisely the review system employed by the clinicas or direct feedback to reception at places like Tangara that ensure quality and customer satisfaction. The big boates do not give a crap about the performance of the ladies, not one bit. They do not rely on reviews and they do not solicit feedback, nor do they care if you complain. They just do not care at all. They screen at most, if at all, for looks, nothing more.

His entire rant was full of misinformation and does more harm than good to visitors who are trying to understand their options.

You are absolutely right Rovnak, the GP Guia was created to exchange information among members, and the CLnicas emphatise customers to post on the board positive, negative or neutral.

The promotional prices are only granted to the forum members who post Test Drives.

That's the reason why CLnicas emphatise better service of the girls than the ones boites.

That's why I prefer the CLínicas than the boites.

ABG.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

Announcement on gp-guia.net by Chanes 57.

OLA AMIGOS DO GPGUIA!

DESDE SEGUNDA FEIRA, 21/01, A chanés ESTA PRATICANDO NOVOS PREÇOS PROMOCIONAIS PARA O GPGUIA!

ATENDIMENTO DE 1 HORA: 200,00 (PAGAMENTO them DINHEIRO).

ATENDIMENTO DE 1/2 HORA:'160,00 (PAGAMENTO DE DINHEIRO).

E AGORA NOSSO PLANO DE MILHAGEM E O MELHOR DE TODOS.

A CADA 4 ATENDIMENTOS, O 5 o ATENDIMENTO É 100% VIP!

DESSA FORMA O ATENDIMENTO DE 1 HORA SAI POR 160,00, E O ATENDIMENTO DE 1/2 HORA SAI POR 128,00.

Starting 1/21 new pricing is reaL 200/ HR and 160/ half, both in cash.

They also have a frequent fucker program: after 4 paid sessions, you get the 5th one free.

With this program, 5 one-hour sessions cost real 160 each, and 5 one-half hour sessions cost real 128 each.

It's not clear if you have to be a member of gp-guia to get this deal but mentioning you saw it on gp-guia might be sufficient.

[Member #4732]

Thanks for enrolling me in Enjoy's Army of Yes Men but I must decline the invitation, as I do not give good reviews to get a discount on the price. Perhaps I am very lucky, as I have always had excellent sessions at clinicas and prives like Enjoy, Miruna, Nova Ceci, Espacio Morumbi, Brooklin, Tangara, Cancionero, and Vani's Way, but I did have an awful session with a Carioca at Muchachos Club.

That guy does not know what he is talking about. He extrapolates from one visit, ridiculous. Furthermore he knows nothing about the forista discount policies. The discount policies are predicated on the client giving a review. Positive, negative or neutral. That point should be emphasized. Positive OR negative OR neutral. It does not matter which, any review is a qualifier for discount. So his whole yes men theory is completely wrong. The casas use the reviews not just for free marketing but for qualty control, providers that receive multiple negative reviews do not last long. This further undermines his totally unfounded claim that the higher price places, I assume he is referring to the boates like Scandalo, screen the girls better. Absolutely wrong. Itis precisely the review system employed by the clinicas or direct feedback to reception at places like Tangara that ensure quality and customer satisfaction. The big boates do not give a crap about the performance of the ladies, not one bit. They do not rely on reviews and they do not solicit feedback, nor do they care if you complain. They just do not care at all. They screen at most, if at all, for looks, nothing more.

His entire rant was full of misinformation and does more harm than good to visitors who are trying to understand their options.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

Al-salaam Habibby Jimmy and Peace upon your Flock.

I don't doubt it is possible to have a good experience at Enjoy Spa if you are buddies with the manager and regularly post good reviews on the local forums that he can tie to you. But I think the great Silent Majority of mongers reading this thread will be casual fly-ins, and they will be wondering: how can they get good service without going to all that effort, without becoming one of Enjoy Spa's Army of Yes Men?
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Thanks for enrolling me in Enjoy's Army of Yes Men but I must decline the invitation, as I do not give good reviews to get a discount on the price. Perhaps I am very lucky, as I have always had excellent sessions at clinicas and prives like Enjoy, Miruna, Nova Ceci, Espacio Morumbi, Brooklin, Tangara, Cancionero, and Vani's Way, but I did have an awful session with a Carioca at Muchachos Club.

[AltoBomGosto]

I went there yesterday, 37 girls, choose Marie, nice looking morena, GFE, DFK, BBBJ & CIM. 100 reais = 1/2 hour.

The second round went with Annie, nice mulata, DFK, BBBJ & CIM. Excellent performance. 100 reias = 1/2 hour.

Tangara's prices ate the same for board members and non-board members. 150 reais 1 hour and 100 1/2 hour. I always pay cash, but I know there is a surcharge if you pay with a credit card, I think is 20 reais. Ask first.

Susan and Takuma, the receptionist both speak English.

ABG.

[ScoobieDiver]

In fact, truth be told, I didn't really like Tangara when I went at about 4 pm the first time. My second visit on a Sunday just after lunch time made me like it a lot more. So maybe try some places twice before forming your own opinion.

[ScoobieDiver]

Honestly, I know you guys are trying to be helpful to the readers but these "opinions" but I cannot disagree more strongly with the characterizations of these establishments that are based on one or two visits at a particular time. I think it is actually a disservice to suggest that visitors "skip" certain places. Unless there is a strong pattern of poor service. And there is not strong pattern. Every guy reports different favorite locations because everyone here has their own tastes and as I cannot repeat often enough, though it seems very few people "get it" - the turnover in these places make last month's report already obsolete. Guys session with one girl and she is lazy and they want to write off the clinica? That's just irrational.

I totally agree with Rovnak here. Any persons traveling there for the first time (or even second) should try a bunch of different places. Everyone has different preferences and different tastes. Different people will also fit in better at different places and with different people. So try a few different places and make up your own mind as to what you like the best.

[Member #4732]

Al-salaam Habibby Jimmy and Peace upon your Flock.

I don't doubt it is possible to have a good experience at Enjoy Spa if you are buddies with the manager and regularly post good reviews on the local forums that he can tie to you. But I think the great Silent Majority of mongers reading this thread will be casual fly-ins, and they will be wondering: how can they get good service without going to all that effort, without becoming one of Enjoy Spa's Army of Yes Men?

Call me old-fashioned but I believe all mongers should receive equal treatment if they put their money down.

Miruna's and Tangara are better. I would recommend avoiding Moema Prime (sorry Rovnak). But the real talent is in the high-end places, so I guess in that respect at least I am in agreement with Mr Cane -- though for me it is not so much about optics but the fact that they screen the girls better.

Just my 2 dirhams.

Honestly, I know you guys are trying to be helpful to the readers but these "opinions" but I cannot disagree more strongly with the characterizations of these establishments that are based on one or two visits at a particular time. I think it is actually a disservice to suggest that visitors "skip" certain places. Unless there is a strong pattern of poor service. And there is not strong pattern. Every guy reports different favorite locations because everyone here has their own tastes and as I cannot repeat often enough, though it seems very few people "get it" - the turnover in these places make last month's report already obsolete. Guys session with one girl and she is lazy and they want to write off the clinica? That's just irrational.

I don't even understand your comment about the high end places "screening the girls better". On what is this based other than wishful thinking? I know plenty of guys that have had their worst experiences of the trip at the high end boates, and I am not talking about price, just pure disappointment int he bedroom.

[Polyamorist]

I have never had an issue at Enjoy, either with the pricing, the service, or the management, although I get by with Portunol and they know I am a member of gp-guia and forumcutuca.

Al-salaam Habibby Jimmy and Peace upon your Flock.

I don't doubt it is possible to have a good experience at Enjoy Spa if you are buddies with the manager and regularly post good reviews on the local forums that he can tie to you. But I think the great Silent Majority of mongers reading this thread will be casual fly-ins, and they will be wondering: how can they get good service without going to all that effort, without becoming one of Enjoy Spa's Army of Yes Men?

Call me old-fashioned but I believe all mongers should receive equal treatment if they put their money down.

Miruna's and Tangara are better. I would recommend avoiding Moema Prime (sorry Rovnak). But the real talent is in the high-end places, so I guess in that respect at least I am in agreement with Mr Cane -- though for me it is not so much about optics but the fact that they screen the girls better.

Just my 2 dirhams.