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01-09-19 02:17 #9436
Posts: 153Sao Paulo part 2
Overall impression:
This city is exactly what I was looking for in my long post. I love it that girls are generally very clean, they shower before and after, BBBJ is the rule and CBJs are the few exceptions. I am not interested in anal so I didn't partake but it was frequently offered for a small surcharge. I cheapskated out every single time.
Also the girls at the clinicas (or at least the ones I picked) are cuddly and huggable within the time constraints. Some of them speak a few words of English. None try to beg for tips or anything like that. Generally payment to the front desk after the deed is done.
Websites:
- gpguia is your friend, and it's spelled gp-guia.net. Need to register which is easy, just use google translate.
- photoacompanhantes.com.
- https://www.massagistascomlocal.com.br.
- Cross reference those sites with the reviews on gpguia.
I reached out to a few girls but in the end only settled on one named Bianca Lessa. She has a private room downtown. Nice and clean room, nice and clean girl. Very easy to set up an appointment. 230 for 1 hour. BBBJ, CFS, hugging, kissing, etc. Blonde, beautiful curves. Made me very happy. Getting to her building, the guard doesn't speak any English but he basically knows that you're there to visit someone, it's not nuclear science.
Clinicas:
- Awesome awesome awesome. The cheaper versions may not have air conditioner in the rooms, some rooms in Tangara look like they could have used a renovation a century ago, but basically every clinic without exception will have a bed, a shower, a clean towel for you and another for a girl, a clean sheet (they come in a package) and some soap. Some will have the luxuries such as a disposable toothbrush and Listerine.
- Generally the weekday crowd is different from the Sunday lineup, so may be nice to visit the same clinica on a Sunday and on a weekday to see more variety.
- A good strategy is to show up early and sit and wait for the girls to show up, then pick them as they walk in. Helps avoid the cum breath.
The good:
- Tangara 200. I've been there 5 or 6 times. I can't remember the names of the girls but basically all of them did what was expected of them. Caught Harumi one morning, was nice. She's of the MILF age but nice body, soft skin, good tongue work. Price is 100 for half hour. Only once I had to wait as all the rooms were in use.
- Red Massagem Moema 841 - been twice, first time with Maia (very skinny but curvy little girl), second don't remember the name but was also very nice, tall, blonde, babyface. 150 hh / 200 HR / 280 2-girl special. Recently renovated, nice place.
- clinica donna Avenida Ceci, 2228 - Planalto Paulista. Had a tall black girl. 120 for the hour. Likewise, good attitude, good service. But no air conditioner.
- Right across the street is clinica nova ceci. Ceci 2189 - I think 150 hh / 200 HR but not 100% sure. Went twice, first time with a girl named Jack (from the weekday crew), second time on a Sunday a girl named Cloe. Young brown-ish, speaks some English. Both good, hugging, kissing, GFE, BBBJ, good attitude.
The bad:
- Brooklin (Joaquin Guarani, 121) - more than 200 for half hour, CBJ, asked for the money up front.
- shaolin massages are. Antônio de Macedo Soares, 1589 - CBJ, 200, asked for the money up front.
- Prime (Irai 511) - the girl didn't want to do BBBJ, also this was the only place that charged me a full hour for being a little over 30 minutes. Apparently to get the 30 minute price I should have told the receptionist that I only want 30 minutes. Which I didn't. Still, no big loss, and I'm not going back.
- CLínica Nova Pan. Rua Pan-Americana, 139 - not really bad but it's a small place, they only had 2 girls available when I walked in and I liked neither of them. Would return to check them out again in a pinch. They are about 5 minutes walk from Avenida Ceci.
Boates / strip clubs: I didn't even bother. Since I discovered the clinicas, seems to be a waste of money. I don't like the noise, I don't do booze, and I don't like girls wearing heavy makeup.
Basically the clinicas are closer to FKK rather than partytreff. There's no public sex (I am neutral about it, I don't mind doing things in the open but it doesn't particularly turn me on either) and there's no flat rate, but for example a typical partytreff day pass would cost me 100 eur. That's 425 reals. That's 4 sessions at Tangara plus a round-trip Uber. I was much younger when I was able to do more than 4 at a partytreff, so considering that usually I can do 1 or 2 at Tangara, the value proposition is perfect.
I'll be around town for a few more days, if you'd like me to check out a clinic do let me know, I have a few on my list left to visit but basically I'm open. As long as they are in a reasonable part of town, preferably near Moema.
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01-09-19 01:16 #9435
Posts: 153Sao Paulo part 1: the logistics.
1) Visa.
- https://brazil.vfsevisa.com/brazil/online/.
- self-service, straightforward process, printable visa emailed next day.
2) Getting in.
- Wild variety of prices. I found a special fare from Florida for $400, plus tickets to get to Florida. All in was way cheaper than the tickets from my town.
- Customs / immigration basically a non-event. Only question was how long would I be staying. But printed visa checked before boarding and at the immigration.
3) Getting around.
- Uber from the airport was 80 reals (22).
- Uber around town. Most were in the 10-15 reals range, cheapest was 8, most expensive was 25 reals (from downtown and with some surge pricing).
- Subway. Took it a few times when it made sense (I was right next to the station), costs 4 reals, so with uber pricing being around 10-12 it's not worth making the effort.
4) Hotel.
- The highly recommended Mercure Moema on Av Lavandisca.
- Rooms have balconies and living rooms, which is absolutely awesome for stays of longer than a day or two.
- Safe neighborhood, a few supermarkets within 2-3 blocks, bars, cafes, restaurants, etc. And very walkable, I was walking around even after dark as long as there are people, which there usually are.
5) Shopping, money, and communications.
- The expensive "24 hour ATM" limits withdrawals to 1000 reals and there's a crazy fee. Something like 30 reals or so, I don't remember.
- Normal ATMs are available at banks, but look for the Visa / Mastercard logo. Not all ATMs have it. I found Bradesco and Itai banks both have normal ATMs with the limit of 2500 reals and no fees on their end.
- Shopping center at Av. Ibirapuera, 3103 - Indianópolis, São Paulo. SP, 04029-200 - is your one stop shop for money and a sim card (and a cup of coffee if you go to the basement) - but only during working hours.
- There's a bradesco bank on the third floor (I think it's called 2nd floor in Brazilian) with normal ATMs. Didn't find any normal ATMs on the first floor (T in Brazilian).
- TWO VIVO shops, one on the second floor, another on the third. The one on the second floor is useless. They sent me to the third floor because only that shop can activate a sim card with a passport only, without a Brazilian document.
- The third floor (the top floor) Vivo shop is well-staffed, there's a girl named Bianca who speaks English, and the store manager is rather helpful. Bring in your unlocked cell phone, a passport (a copy would not do, they need the original) and after 30 minutes of them typing ferociously you'll end up with an activated and tested sim card. The cost for the card is 12 reals, then a data+voice plan costs between 7 and 20 reals per week depending on your needs and current promotions. Overall, it takes time but it's not a hassle at all.
6) There are free walking tours, museums that are free on Saturdays, free roof access to a tall building downtown, etc etc. A nice city. Hot but not super hot. I would turn on the air conditioner for about an hour to cool down the bedroom before sleeping, but I would just keep the balcony door open and enjoy the fresh air in the living room.
7) Food is kinda expensive. But fresh juices are a great bargain at 5-6-7 reals. Beef is good, I prefer Brazilian-style to Argentinian. The latter is way too soft for my liking, I want to be able to chew through my dead cows.
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01-07-19 03:56 #9434
Posts: 2041Monkey Paw
I got to say you boys raised my curiosity so I did a search on our colleague Monkey Paw. I love MP's grandiosity in applying illeism. I have to thank a poster for the word "illeism" when he called out Monkey Paw for such action. Let's just say Seinfeld fans remember Jimmy at the health club in referring to his attraction to Elaine. "Jimmy is pretty sweet on you. You're just Jimmy's type." (Illeism is the act of referring to oneself in the third person instead of first person.).
Having said that, Marshall Earp thinks Monkey Paw has to be one of the coolest and most original handles on this or any forum.
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01-07-19 03:16 #9433
Posts: 1074Originally Posted by Rovnak [View Original Post]
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01-07-19 02:47 #9432
Posts: 2672Monkey Paw
Originally Posted by Nounce [View Original Post]
Back to São Paulo topics now! Sorry for the diversion.
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01-07-19 02:29 #9431
Posts: 2888Originally Posted by Steve9696 [View Original Post]
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01-06-19 19:20 #9430
Posts: 2672Just Block Him
Originally Posted by Balboa [View Original Post]
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01-06-19 19:14 #9429
Posts: 1061Originally Posted by Rovnak [View Original Post]
I simply ignore his babble.
P.S., thanks WorldTravel69 for your good work over the years!
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01-06-19 19:11 #9428
Posts: 6400Originally Posted by WorldTravel69 [View Original Post]
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01-06-19 18:54 #9427
Posts: 614Originally Posted by WorldTravel69 [View Original Post]
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01-06-19 17:10 #9426
Posts: 2830Thanks
So, now tell which places are wrong, so we can help everyone.
Yes, I have been to Brazil many times, but I never have been to Sao Paulo.
I usually like to make a list of places, so I don't go to places that are closed when I get there.
I have been to 74 countries. I have maps and list for lots of them to help us all.
My friend use to write directions on napkins. They were hard to read, so I decide to make Lists and then maps
Originally Posted by Traveller44 [View Original Post]
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01-06-19 03:47 #9425
Posts: 2672Consumable Goes Like Lightning
Originally Posted by HarvestBoi [View Original Post]
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01-06-19 03:24 #9424
Posts: 153Originally Posted by Thunder5 [View Original Post]
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01-06-19 03:15 #9423
Posts: 648Originally Posted by Thunder5 [View Original Post]
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01-06-19 03:13 #9422
Posts: 648I am curious, what motivates someone to boastfully claim they going to henceforth ignore a forum because it offers them nothing and then slinks back several months later to resume sniping?