Sao Paulo Reports

[Steve 9696]

So Duda and I had concluded a nice CIM finish in front of the mirror and agreed she'd be my wingman at Boate Ilha. We ubered over there (Uber is ridiculously cheap here. Like $3 for a ten minute ride).

Let me tell you, BI is different on Thursday. Clearly 40+ girls and as many guys. It is packed. And the quality is higher. Really no 9's, but no 5's either.

Duda and I are given a table (it pays to have a club girl wingman!) And we just take it all in over a drink. After a while we just kind of work the field independently. I pass on a couple girls after intros. And she comes back saying she's been trying to get someone to bite on a table dance. Well it is only $13 so I say let's see it. She lights up like you wouldn't believe. Amazing what $13 can do in certain places.

Now that we have some BFGF going she gives me the ultimate table dance with 10 or so guys drooling around us. Yes the Bunda remains spectacular. And when she drops it down low you can imagine her cowgirling and it's quite hot.

Some time later there is this Barbie blond doing a table dance and I have NEVER seen a woman ooze sex appeal like that. Has 20 guys with boners just standing in awe. I commit right then to trying to get her to go but know there will be a line!

So when she finishes Duda says "you like her" and I say sure. She says she will get her for me. Sure enough she grabs her just outside the bathroom and brings her over. Just sexy as hell. Thanks wing girl!

We agree to head off. She says 350 on-site and 550 off-site. I say let's go on-site. Then she tells me the rooms are shit and convinced me for R550. Remember this is a hot Jennifer Love Hewitt clone but with blond hair past her ass for $140!

Well the adventures continue. She is going to drive and she loves ACDC. We are blasting "She's Got the Jack" atfull volume as we pull in to the love motel (I am not joking!) These are life experiences you take with you.

She's clearly a professional which is sometimes off-putting but she does love her trade. Gets quite worked up during DATY and several positions. So much so that while I finger her while she blows me that she is so wet inside. Just a sexy sloppy mess.

Eventually I blow a load (she gestures no CIM but takes it right till the last second). And we Rock and roll back to my hotel at 4 AM.

Good thing I took it easy my last night!

[Steve 9696]

So on my final night I was pretty bushed. So I decided to avoid the chase and go for the known thing. Unfortunately Tifhany, Carolina, and Mary all live up north. But Duda has really grown on me and I thought a one on one encounter would have different chemistry and I was 70% right. We Whatsapped ahead of time and I spelled out what I thought I needed in a GFE and she agreed for $100. Not bad!

I got some wine and she came to my room around 11. This was a slightly odd date because she is not naturally affectionate. But in the end I got her worked up and we got it done. Started with some naked kissing me on top on the bed. She kinda gave me the downward hint and down I went. I thought maybe she should be paying me she had a good time then rode me strong cowgirl for a long while. I'm pretty sure it was real because she really had to work at it to get there rather than the quicknfake moans.

But at some point I was thinking "uh yeah and what about me" She did some CBJ which was NOT part of the deal. Eventually I softly persuaded her to move to BBBJ and it was really quite good after some coaching. I really give her the benefit of the doubt here. She is a pretty girl but not a very professional hooker. I gave her some BJ pointers and guidance by hand and she gamely brought things to a close in front of the mirror her on her knees and me standing. with a quality CIM finish.

Even tho we agreed 2x I knew I was too tired and would need a goodly waiting period. I suggested a wild and crazy idea which she accepted. She had to be back at the Boate st a certain time to avoid a fine. So I said I would go with her and she could help me pick out another girl. So Duda became my wingman for the rest of the night and a sexy wingman she was. More soon.

[Steve 9696]

Yes Boate Ilha is in Caxias do Sul, but posting here for continuity and will cross link.

OK before I go any farther let me mention that of perhaps 20 girls I talked to and considered, three were named Eduarda! And if that isn't bad enough, the short version of that is Duda. Who wants to fuck someone named Duda? Well apparently I do because I did twice!

So CDS is NOT an easy city to find tons of girls. I researched for months online and only came up with two indies I would do! And hard to find Boates also. Boate Ilha was the only one I found with enough decent review to bother.

Went to BI pretty early on Wednesday. Around 10:30. There was NOT A SINGLE girl and three guys including me (stay with me here it gets better). After about 15 minutes one girl shows up. Thigh high boots and mini skirt. Maybe a 6-7 and as luck would have it she came to sit with me. Her name is Duda and as you will see she grows on me and in fact I would put her more in a 7/8 category having seen her in various different positions.

Even though she is sitting with me she is not very affectionate, enough so that at one point I actually tell her I can't tell if she likes me. She says she does, but clearly I am not going to be Making out like with Tifhany. Anyhow she grows on me and eventually she offers to do a table dance for R50 ($13). Ok bring it! Wow. She is actually quite sexy and has the perfect Brasileira butt. Actually a work of art.

At some point I agree to take her friend also. Definitely more a 6 for me but quite handsy and affectionate. R600 for the pair. By the time we leave there are probably 20 girls there but I would say mostly 5 and 6's. Still the only game in town that I could see. Beware your bar bill may be a lot higher than you expect — they have a large card fee and ladies drinks are about 2 x guy drinks. Total damage US $300 including drinks, bar fine and two girls so who am I to complain.

Just like SP the girls had to register with me at the front desk. Not a problem at 12:30. The sex was pretty OK but I would rank it towards the bottom of my other epic experiences. Nonetheless I developed quite some chemistry with Duda and I came to love her bubble butt and massively tattooed body. She's just kind of badass in a sweet way.

Wrapped up after one round. Plenty tired. Summary Boate Ilha will get the job done but not at the level of SP boates. But it's avout the only game in town. (There is one called Boate Castelo) but it only had one review.

[Sperto]

Wonderful large Cee or small Dee cup all natural.

Steve 9696, thanks for your great reports! Time to leave Sampa. Go to Rio. We need some quality reports in the Rio section.

[Steve 9696]

Steve9696,

Good reports! Are you seeing girls in the SP and Campinas boates with natural breasts and bodies?

Is Mary Ninfeta the girl on Photoacompanhantes with the bunny ears? She's very pretty and looks to be natural.

Yes! 7 of the 10 (more reports coming) were all natural. Silly cones were Tangara, Tifhany's friend and mini Barbie last night (I don't usually do Barbies but she was special).

Yes. Mary is the bunny ears girl. Wonderful large Cee or small Dee cup all natural. And she lights up the room. Can't recommend her highly enough. I would repeat her in a heartbeat.

[WyattEarp]

Steve9696,

Good reports! Are you seeing girls in the SP and Campinas boates with natural breasts and bodies?

Is Mary Ninfeta the girl on Photoacompanhantes with the bunny ears? She's very pretty and looks to be natural.

[Kcrl02]

Viv from Casarão.

[Steve 9696]

As I await girl number 9 (a repeat from last night) let's get Fazendinha round two in the books.

So I explained to Thifany in bed after the phone rang that I wanted to get with her again but go back to the club for a while. This was rewarded with another of the sweetest kisses ever and off we went.

We found a dark table in the back and carried on intermittently like drunken teenagers while watching the show (basic strip club show in progress). I was not really looking for a dupla, but I asked her innocently if she had any friends at the club. She lit up with joy and said her friend was over there and they were best friends.

She asked if we all three wanted to go and I said maybe so. She excused herself to dance with her friend. They did some mega sexy Brazilian booty shaking that got me going even from a distance. Then she came back and said her friend was amenable.

I suggested we all dance together and boy was that two tons of fun. Both of them grinding on me. Three way DFK -- that's a first for me! And both grabbing my package. Ahem. It doesn't get much better.

We adjourned to a massive room with a round kingsize bed. I am really not sure the order of things but remember doing Thifany doggie style while she ate her friend. And me eating Thifany on my back while her friend reverse cowgirled me like she hadn't had sex in months. Ultimately I was pretty hard to finish, but what a couple of champs. Done.

We finished at straight up 3 AM and she could have easily just ditched me. Instead she invited me to the breakfast buffet! Just me and Thifany and 20 of my closest hooker friends. It was surreal. I was in the inner circle.

Eventually I had to part and it surely felt like leaving your girlfriend for a long trip. My God. What a goddess. Favorite of all time!

[Steve 9696]

Hence my other q about days of the week. 40 on a Monday could mean 80-100 on a Thursday. At least in SP. Scandalo fir example many take Monday or Saturday off so its not uncommon for the Monday or sat team to be half strength or less.

Yes are that sounds right. I could easily picture this club with 3 X more on a Thursday. There are a ton of Campinas clubs only open weekends so I am guessing that is when the action is. Still no complaints.

[Member #4732]

I had heard up to 120 but I would guess more like 40 or 50 on a Monday night. Of course it only takes one! I will rank order all my experiences and summarize soon.

Hence my other q about days of the week. 40 on a Monday could mean 80-100 on a Thursday. At least in SP. Scandalo fir example many take Monday or Saturday off so its not uncommon for the Monday or sat team to be half strength or less.

[Steve 9696]

Great info Steve but could you put some absolute numbers on that intead of just a ratio? 4:1 couls mean 16 giros and 4 guys or it could mean 100 girls and 25 guys. Can you ballpark it? Trying to assess how it compares in terms of selection to Scandalo which can have 150 girls, Bomboa packed can have 80-100, etc.

Thanks.

I had heard up to 120 but I would guess more like 40 or 50 on a Monday night. Of course it only takes one! I will rank order all my experiences and summarize soon.

[Member #4732]

Be forewarned this is a long post because a) it was a two full rounds affair including dupla. Plus I am in love.

Unlike the sausage fest of Casaro I would say there was a 4 to one girl to guy ratio. Sweet! Like Moustache they don't approach. Most of the girls just stand around, but I noticed my girl from the entry kinda moving to the beat. Kept an eye on her off and on and eventually waved her over.


Eventually we finished and phone rang indicating end of session. Rather than parting we we back to the club as BF / GF. Report on round two upcoming!

Great info Steve but could you put some absolute numbers on that intead of just a ratio? 4:1 couls mean 16 giros and 4 guys or it could mean 100 girls and 25 guys. Can you ballpark it? Trying to assess how it compares in terms of selection to Scandalo which can have 150 girls, Bomboa packed can have 80-100, etc.

Thanks.

[Steve 9696]

Be forewarned this is a long post because a) it was a two full rounds affair including dupla. Plus I am in love. .

So I'd heard Fazendinha was great even though it's a half hour outside of town. I arranged for the limo driver to come pick me up at Radisson Red nearby so I wouldn't bump into collegues exiting. Went smooth and free pickup on time. (WhatsApp 30 minutes ahead). Drive to F and it's quite a gated complex out in the countryside. The driver said he could pick me up at 2 AM or 330 AM but I had to let him know then. I chose 330 and glad I did!

Like other clubs they give you a card with minimum consumption required. Here R200, which you think sounds a lot but I blew past it big-time in my 5 hour visit. As I checked in I was struck by a nearby girl who I think was checking in also. Wowow. This will be fun.

Unlike the sausage fest of Casarão I would say there was a 4 to one girl to guy ratio. Sweet! Like Moustache they don't approach. Most of the girls just stand around, but I noticed my girl from the entry kinda moving to the beat. Kept an eye on her off and on and eventually waved her over.

Just like at Moustache, she looked even better up close. OK I know I will get some hate mail for this and I am the first guy to say there is no such thing as a 10, but Tifhany (sic) is a 10. Ten in face, ten in body, ten in kissing, ten in the bedroom. A true unicorn!

We have a few laughs together. Her smile is beyond compare. And she speaks a little English. It starts with a few small kisses and next thing you know we are making out like two teenagers. She LOVES to kiss and said so. So it's full of mackin for like ten minutes at a go. Just heavenly. Honey at THC in Tokyo was my reigning best kisser on the planet but Tifhany has taken the crown. I would pay R500 just for kissing. No joke.

As it turns out the R500 secures more than kissing. We head of to the on-site motel (R135) and whoa. Complete full on GFE. Like Carolina I swear she would have barebacked me at one point if I went for it. Did not but had heavenly BBBJ including completely unsolicited 10 minute rim job for no extra charge. This girl is passionate about everything she does!

Eventually we finished and phone rang indicating end of session. Rather than parting we we back to the club as BF / GF. Report on round two upcoming!

[Member #4732]

As I continue my Adventures, now in Campinas, I will post here since this forum is where all the knowledge and action is. I'll make a link from the Campinas page.

I am so completely smitten by my Fazendinha girl (report coming) that I am having trouble concentrating. But I want to keep this in chronological order. So first is Moustache.

I didn't want to drive all the way to Fazendinha and Was trying to keep it an early night. I found a place called Luxe a short walk from my hotel. It turned out to be closed. I went to the bar across the street and my waiter recommended Moustache. About a 20 minute walk. It was still way too early but I wanted to have an early night and in Brazil the party doesn't start till at least midnight. So I had low expectations. Indeed it was dead, but served the purpose.

Great reports Steve. You are having a great time. If you are still in the area and return to moustache and Fazendinha can you ask around about what days the clubs there are busiest? I am asking because in SP proper the $$$ clubs are busiest T-W-T and the weekends are dead. The exception being Cassarao. I am curious if the same holds for those Campinas clubs or if they are equally good or better on Friday and Saturday. Tia.

[Steve 9696]

As I continue my Adventures, now in Campinas, I will post here since this forum is where all the knowledge and action is. I'll make a link from the Campinas page.

I am so completely smitten by my Fazendinha girl (report coming) that I am having trouble concentrating. But I want to keep this in chronological order. So first is Moustache.

I didn't want to drive all the way to Fazendinha and Was trying to keep it an early night. I found a place called Luxe a short walk from my hotel. It turned out to be closed. I went to the bar across the street and my waiter recommended Moustache. About a 20 minute walk. It was still way too early but I wanted to have an early night and in Brazil the party doesn't start till at least midnight. So I had low expectations. Indeed it was dead, but served the purpose.

R120 entry all consumable. There were only 9 girls there at 10 PM but all solid 7+, including some 8's and 9's. Not a single girl I wouldn't have taken after a beer or two. And here is the kicker -- I am the only guy in the place! All eyes on Steve.

One of the bartenders, Douglas, speaks great English and gave me the lay of the land. The girls don't approach. You pick a girl and wave her over to chat. I saw a couple I liked but this one kept making strong eye contact. It was really dark so I wasn't sure, but usually when you pick the one that likes you it's a good bet.

I waved her over and OMG -- close up she has the face of a goddess. Another 9. 5 and I am not lying! Nice Brasileira bunda and hard nipples showing through her skin tight dress. Very friendly and handsy also. My Português Was better than her English. LOL. We agreed 400 + 80 to the house.

There are no love motels downtown and I could not take her to the hotel for various reasons so we took a R30 cab to the love motels outside of town. Glad we did. Mirrors everywhere.

This girl is super passionate. Probably the most raucous of the trip. Great performance all around with the highlight being climaxing in cowgirl watching in the overhhead mirror as that Brasileira bunda bucked up and down till I was spent.

Another awesome experience. Brazil remains increvil!