Sao Paulo Reports

[Axel Heyst]

For those SP Clinicas, without wassap photos, I tried writing the names. But after 12 or 15 garotas my list says "Prazer" or "Brasilia" five times haha, or kkk. Too much work while drinking whiskey, just need a name. Shout out to guys that keep mental track.

I think you are talking about a separate issue. I only save the names and contact numbers of girls I have shagged and liked even though I know I will most likely not get back to most of the girls because there is never enough time to repeat with every good girl I shag and still meet new girls which I crave. But, I feel it is the friendly thing to do after an enjoyable session ie trade whatsup numbers with a friendly, attractive girl.

I say frak it and go for a Duplo session with two names on the notebook at the front desk.

Appreciate Tangar, Prime, Yankin, Enjoy for posting pics, names, promotions.

I admire your daring and risk taking, Tochka. KKK. I like 3 ways as much as anyone, but what I have learned thru experience is to take my time and line up a menage a trois slowly for the best results. Historically, my favorite 3 way connections always began with my having established a good repeat relationship with one girl and over time meeting and liking one of her girlfriends. Sooner or later the 2 girls make the 3 way offer and va va voom, away we go. My favorite 3 ways were with #3. Two Bottoms Go Go girls in Manila, #2. Two Crazyhouse girls in BKK, and my #1 all time favorite 3 way was with 2 Scandallo girls, one of which is Valerie, my current favorite girl in all of Brazil. Ha Ha. The 3 ways with my Manila girls and with my BKK girls lasted for a few years until in both situations one of the girls started thinking about marriage and then things unraveled and went downhill until I ended it. KKK.

Among the multiple risks you are assuming by selecting 2 clinica girls randomly off a list aside from the distinct possibility that you might not like the girls looks when you see them, is that one of the girls may not be into the other girl. In which case the sex becomes sequential and separate ie doing the 1st girl, rinsing, and then doing the 2nd. A real 3 way is when all three parties interact and are involved with one another at the same time. I just think that might be hard to get from a random selection of names in a clinica. On the other hand, you must have enjoyed some success with your approach, so rock on.

A. H.

[Steve 9696]

For those SP Clinicas, without wassap photos, I tried writing the names. But after 12 or 15 garotas my list says "Prazer" or "Brasilia" five times haha, or kkk. Too much work while drinking whiskey, just need a name. Shout out to guys that keep mental track.

I say frak it and go for a Duplo session with two names on the notebook at the front desk.

Cool, I like the idea of clothing a red dress, will give that a try.

I best remember Garotas after getting their wassap or Instagram much easier for next time.

Agree the soapy, oily lineups in BKK or by lineup by country in Jarkata works for me. Think sometimes they have numbers too.

Appreciate Tangar, Prime, Yankin, Enjoy for posting pics, names, promotions.

You are making it too hard! You don't need to remember but one name! It's called bubble sort in computers. Each girl presented you decide whether you like her better than all previous. If you do you remember her name and you keep her name in your head till a hottie replaces her. Then you remember her name and keep it. You only have to remember one name at a time ever. In the end go with the last name in your head. At least that's how I do it.

PS they are most certainly saying Prazer. It is the short form of muito prazer which means nice to meet u. I’ve also had girls say “tutabain” which is really “tudo bem” and translates as “how ya doin”.

[Tochka]

Well, I am glad to hear I am not the only mother fucker with memory issues that pop up during a typical clinica lineup. KKK. There is only one solution that works for me. Pen & paper: I always write down the names of potential girls of interest as soon as they turn to walk away before the next one walks through the door causing me to forget the names of the previous girls that were of some interest.

In this one respect, Thai oily massage parlors are better than SP clinicas. In the oilies, all the available girls are gathered together and stand in front of the customer or customers at the same time. No need for intros and names. Just point and shoot.

But don't get me wrong. I am big fan of SP Clinicas and I have met a lot of real nice girls in these bordellos. IMHO the clinicas offer the best bang for the buck in town.

For those SP Clinicas, without wassap photos, I tried writing the names. But after 12 or 15 garotas my list says "Prazer" or "Brasilia" five times haha, or kkk. Too much work while drinking whiskey, just need a name. Shout out to guys that keep mental track.

I say frak it and go for a Duplo session with two names on the notebook at the front desk.

Cool, I like the idea of clothing a red dress, will give that a try.

I best remember Garotas after getting their wassap or Instagram much easier for next time.

Agree the soapy, oily lineups in BKK or by lineup by country in Jarkata works for me. Think sometimes they have numbers too.

Appreciate Tangar, Prime, Yankin, Enjoy for posting pics, names, promotions.

[Rahsta]

So this was my first ever time in Sao Paulo and my second trip to Brazil (went to Rio last year for the first time. I wrote up a report for that trip you can search for in the Rio thread if interested). I went in with high expectations and despite getting off to a rocky start, on reflection it definitely lived up to my expectations. In this report I'll focus on the girls / sessions I had, hopefully paint a picture of a small sample of what is available in SP.

I stayed in the Moema area (near the clinicas) for around 2 weeks.

Abbobora - white, heavily tattoed, big fake ass girl (300 BRL 1 hour).

So I landed on a Friday morning, checked in to my airbnb and headed for a tour of the clinicas with my boy. I'd say Abbobora is one of the nicer clinicas with possibly the best quality and number of girls. I ended up choosing a brunette girl with a big fake ass and tons of tattoos. The session was okay but nothing amazing and her ass was too hard / muscular for me. 6/10.

Scandallo Tall mulatta (600 BRL 1 hour).

In the evening we headed to Scandallo, making it just in time before 7 pm so we paid 300 BRL instead of 500 BRL to get in. For me Scandallo absolutely lives up to the hype, it's a huge place and there must have been 100+ girls. Even just sitting in the restaurant enjoying some food with friends and taking in the atmosphere is a great experience. I felt spoilt for choice and didn't end up choosing a girl until around 10 pm when I picked a tall mulatta with long, straight black hair, pretty face, big white teeth, big lips, a few tattoos and what looked like a big bunda. We talked for a while and flirted in the patio area and agreed on 600 BRL for an hour. Unfortunately when we went up to get a room the b1 tch tried to play dumb and act like we didn't agree on 600 and tried to demand 800. She even had the balls to say she meant 600 USD which makes zero sense. Anyway after 5 minutes of arguing about it in front of everyone there, she finally gave in when she realised I was just going to walk away unless she did 600 for the hour. So already the session was off to a bad start. When we got to the room I was disappointed when her dress came off and she was skinnier than she looked. Her dress really made her ass look bigger than it actually was.

So we're into the session, her BJ was good and we fucked in a few different positions. She was somewhat making up for the BS earlier and it was going well. Then when we changed positions she started her period and blood went everywhere, completely killed the vibe. I should have just ended the session there and got some of my money back but I wasn't thinking straight so continued after she cleaned up in the shower. I said let's switch to anal now and just to top things off she didn't have any lube with her. I assumed that meant no anal but nope somehow she was fine with me forcing my dick in to her raw ass with no lube. It was way too tight and dry to be enjoyable so after 5 minutes of uncomfortable anal I just told her to suck my balls and finished myself off. To be fair she did apologise about the period and her attitude was good apart from trying to scam more money. Went home feeling pretty disappointed after my first day in SP.

Saw this girl again in Scandallo the next time we went there. She was all friendly and apologised again. Then when I saw her as I was leaving she asked if I would pay for her entrance fee. I guess she was hoping I might be drunk or high and just randomly agree to pay 300 BRL for nothing?

Abbobora Frizzy haired light skinned mulatta (300 BRL 1 hour).

Next session was at Abbobora again after checking the line ups at all the clinicas. I picked a frizzy haired very light skinned mulatta with a tight body. Her BJ skills were very good. Lots of spit and deepthroating. I brought my own lube this time and we had some enjoyable anal. Busted two nuts in the hour. Overall was a decent session but she was on the smaller side and I prefer big girls. Also the condom slipped off once while she was on top, thankfully I didn't catch anything.

Cassarao Pretty light skin mulatta (400? BRL 1 hour).

Cassarao is like a trashier scandallo. Much cheaper but also less girls and overall lower quality. I spotted this very pretty light skinned girl and took her to a room after agreeing price and services. This girl was skinnier than my usual type again. I was starting to get the feeling that SP doesn't have thick girls because I hadn't seen any truly thick ones so far. This girl did not know how to suck dick at all. I genuinely thought she was joking when she first started. She was sucking it like a clueless virgin sucking dick for the first time, just licking the tip very slowly and cautiously, so strange. Shortly after we started fucking she started her period so we had to stop and shower. We fucked some more then switched to anal. Only busted once in the hour, just wasn't feeling it.

I was off to a bad start. My first four sessions in SP had all been average and two of the girls had had their period. Thankfully my luck now started to turn around.

Online girl Lidia (300 BRL 1 hour).

I decided I needed to take control and turn things around so started looking online to find the kind of girl I'd been looking for. Came across a girl called Lidia on Photo Accomphanantes. Long black hair, very dark tan, pretty face, big fake tits, big bunda and wide hips. Not sure what race she was exactly, I don't think she was black or mulatta, she looked maybe native? I met her in her hotel room and paid 300 BRL for the hour. It was a great session, she had a huge bunda that I oiled up and fucked her for pretty much the entire hour. Unfortunately she wouldn't do anal but it was still a great session. Finally I had broken my streak of bad sessions. I got her number and was planning to see her again but never got around to it.

Campinas Mulatta Carioca.

Took a trip with the boys to this place in Campinas, I think it's called Fazendinha? After a 1. 5 hour drive we reached the place. It's a big secure compound with a club and an outdoor pool area where the girls hang out. Pretty cool place and I like the idea of seeing the girls in bikinis rather than dresses so you can scope out their body. Was somewhat disappointing because most of the girls were still wearing sundresses not bikinis. I also tend to prefer the darker skinned girls and there were only two available out of maybe 20-25 girls. One was a stunning, model looking girl. One of the prettiest girls I saw in SP. She had a great body and beautiful face, she almost looked Thai / asian. Unfortunately that girl went with a guy shortly after we arrived, and when she was finally free again my buddy got in there first and scooped her up. She spoke really good English and he said the session was amazing. So I was left with the other black girl who had a slightly ugly face but a very nice ass and she was wearing a red bikini that showed off her curves nicely. So we agreed on the price and headed to the room.

After quickly showering, this is where it went south. The dumb b1 tch tried to make me put a condom on for the BJ. I told her straightaway if she does that I'm just going to end the session immediately. After a couple of minutes of protesting I started getting dressed and she suddenly was fine with no condom so I stayed. Then it just got worse. After a decent BJ I started fucking her in doggy. Then she had her period everywhere. Yes, this was the 3rd time this happened. I was so pissed I instantly told her the session is over and got dressed to leave. She asked me to still pay her something, I refused and walked out. The staff gave me a refund for the room when I told them what had happened. Went home feeling pretty frustrated but I would still recommend this place. I was just unlucky again with my choice of girl.

Online girl Isa dark skinned black girl (500 BRL 1 hour).

I found another online girl and this ended up being one of the best sessions of my life. She came over to my airbnb and I was praying the pictures weren't fake. This girl was dark skinned black with straight black hair and her body was insane. Absolutely huge natural tits that weren't saggy at all somehow despite how heavy and big they are. Thick curvy body with a big ass too. She also had a cute face to boot. This is the kind of girl I dream of. Great BJ, great sex in all positions. Amazing anal too and totally clean. I should have seen her again but I messed up and she had left SP to another city. Will 100% try to see her next time I visit.

Connection club. Jennifer mulatta (600 BRL 2 hours).

Met this cute mulatta in connection. Very cute face, GND type. Frizzy hair, nice boobs, nice ass. We played pool and flirted in connection but I didn't session there. Had her over to my airbnb for a couple of hours the next day in the afternoon. She fucked like a champ, great energy and also enjoyed anal. Even with the a / see blasting we were both dripping with sweat. The type of session where you feel 100% satisfied after, you just want to lay back and relax and not even think about sex for a long time.

Brooklin club. Suany dark skinned carioca (180 BRL 30 minutes).

Brooklin is a small club / strip club that's worth checking out. Cheap and had maybe 10+ girls when we went there. I ended up sessioning with a dark skinned black girl with long straight black hair, slightly chubby / thick body with a fat ass. Was a good session overall, good BJ and good anal.

Scandallo Emanuelle, fat ass Kardashian lookalike (600 BRL 1 hour, then 1800 BRL for overnight).

My second visit to Scandallo was thankfully a big success. This girl caught my eye walking past. She had long black hair, big fake lips, pretty face but in a bitchy / bimbo way (think Kylie Jenner). Absolutely huge sloppy ass and when I say sloppy I mean that in a good way. You can tell by the way it moves when she walks how soft and jiggly it is. In the room my jaw hit the floor when she took off her dress. Her ass was unreal. I'm not sure if she had a BBL or not but if she did it was very well done. Her boobs were very small but I don't care when the ass is that good. For me this girl is a 9 or 10 out of 10. The sex was awesome. The sight of her huge oiled ass pushing back in doggy was insane. She also had a perfect tight asshole and took anal like a pro.

Another night my buddy had a suite at a nice hotel that he kindly let me borrow for an evening so I had this girl over for the night. This was one of the craziest nights of my life, fucking a girl like this as much as I want for hours in a big luxury suite, I felt on top of the world. This could only happen in Brazil guys.

Overall I had an amazing first time in SP despite having several bad sessions. Mostly due to bad luck with girls periods! Next time I visit it will be even better.

Nice report. I think I found the same Isa Bombom you are talking about. Ill be in Sao Paulo on Thursday. I ask her how uch for an hour, she told me $R700. I will negotiate lower. Thanks.

[HiddenEye]

I wonder whether two paraguayan sisters who look like twins are still working at Scandallo. They are both brunettes, white skin, around 25 why / o, silicon boobs and ass but dressed very short white dresses with good taste. They look colombian promo models at the first sight but with very white skins and red lips.

I had the chance to have a very fun conversation in spanish in the restaurant last June with both after sessioning with other hottie. Unfortunately I had enough that night already and could not afford them together for R2500 (1250 each their first price). They had argentinian accent and spoke very little porto. They were hot, no doubt. Never had enough time to ask their instas or whatsapps for free, so no picture to illustrate this post.

The second night I only saw one of them while I was waiting my room with a very fun girl. And she was with a tall handsome local guy who looked like a volleyball player and paid her R800 from his credit card. I heard it clear because she was on the next line. I suppose she accepted a lower payment because the guy was a handsome brazilian and it was very late. Around 4:30 am.

Those sisters are on my to do list for sure!

[Rahsta]

What rates are people getting from the exchanges? Dollar to Real?

[Axel Heyst]

Well, I am glad to hear I am not the only mother fucker with memory issues that pop up during a typical clinica lineup. KKK. There is only one solution that works for me. Pen & paper: I always write down the names of potential girls of interest as soon as they turn to walk away before the next one walks through the door causing me to forget the names of the previous girls that were of some interest.

In this one respect, Thai oily massage parlors are better than SP clinicas. In the oilies, all the available girls are gathered together and stand in front of the customer or customers at the same time. No need for intros and names. Just point and shoot.

But don't get me wrong. I am big fan of SP Clinicas and I have met a lot of real nice girls in these bordellos. IMHO the clinicas offer the best bang for the buck in town.

[Nounce]

Especially at places with deep lineups of Barbie blonde brancas, Abbobara. Hard to remember to write down all the names. Could not find wassap photos or on website either.

For my taste, I don't feel Abbobara is that much better than others. I don't see many blondes either. I usually just told them I want the girl wearing red dress or the tall negra with tattoos.

Good news is that they seem to have a new reception that is much nicer. LOL.

[Nounce]

They are saying "Prazer" which means "it's a pleasure" which is short for "it's a pleasure to meet you. ".

I have heard both. They are clearly different. Next time I am going stop the girl and ask what she says.

[Sloninger]

I have a ton of IHG points and want to use them on an upcoming trip. Does anyone have intel on Intercontinental, Alameda Santos, Jardin Paulista. I want to be inva nice place, close enough to places like Scandallos, Bamboa, etc and be able to bring girls to my place for the night. Also I have read back 50 pages of reports but still do not understand what everyone means by consumables.

Like Axel Said, the intercon is a solid choice for a hotel. Good location and nice hotel. I have had them charge me some small amount to have a girl come to the room. I don't recall the price, but it was negligible.

[Nebulousity]

Nounce, thanks helpful to know because the duplo pricing is a great value.

One more why do the garotas say 'brasil' or 'Brasilia, before stating their names during presentation. I have a gpgua or wassap list of names to check. That part of the intro throws me off trying to remember her name. I just need to remember the name. The pretty face, sexy body, perfume is a good distraction. My big head short circuits as the little head takes over during presentations. Two seconds later, soon as the next hottie shows up. Damn forgot her name already. Haha. Only remeber the first words she whispers in sexy tones, gently kissing on my cheeks Brasilia.

Especially at places with deep lineups of Barbie blonde brancas, Abbobara. Hard to remember to write down all the names. Could not find wassap photos or on website either.

They are saying "Prazer" which means "it's a pleasure" which is short for "it's a pleasure to meet you. ".

[Knowledge]

The easiest way for my learning style is to not even pay attention to the name girls that don't interest me right of the bat. I remember the names of girls that I find attractive and make a mental note of my short list. If a girl I like more appears I add her to the short list. It's made it so much easier. I realized what I was doing was trying to remember all the names and faces.

One thing I do to remember is repeat their name back to the one's I like. Sometimes I have to go slow and sound it out but it can help their name stick in the big head. Kkkk.

[FlappyGilmore0]

One thing I do to remember is repeat their name back to the one's I like. Sometimes I have to go slow and sound it out but it can help their name stick in the big head. Kkkk.

Nounce, thanks helpful to know because the duplo pricing is a great value.

One more why do the garotas say 'brasil' or 'Brasilia, before stating their names during presentation. I have a gpgua or wassap list of names to check. That part of the intro throws me off trying to remember her name. I just need to remember the name. The pretty face, sexy body, perfume is a good distraction. My big head short circuits as the little head takes over during presentations. Two seconds later, soon as the next hottie shows up. Damn forgot her name already. Haha. Only remeber the first words she whispers in sexy tones, gently kissing on my cheeks Brasilia.

Especially at places with deep lineups of Barbie blonde brancas, Abbobara. Hard to remember to write down all the names. Could not find wassap photos or on website either.

[Axel Heyst]

I have a ton of IHG points and want to use them on an upcoming trip. Does anyone have intel on Intercontinental, Alameda Santos, Jardin Paulista. I want to be inva nice place, close enough to places like Scandallos, Bamboa, etc and be able to bring girls to my place for the night. Also I have read back 50 pages of reports but still do not understand what everyone means by consumables.

I have stayed at the Intercontinental SP many times. I like the joint. It is a high quality, girl friendly, hotel in a great location.

[Tochka]

Some like Prime charges only one room fee so it is not double.

Nounce, thanks helpful to know because the duplo pricing is a great value.

One more why do the garotas say 'brasil' or 'Brasilia, before stating their names during presentation. I have a gpgua or wassap list of names to check. That part of the intro throws me off trying to remember her name. I just need to remember the name. The pretty face, sexy body, perfume is a good distraction. My big head short circuits as the little head takes over during presentations. Two seconds later, soon as the next hottie shows up. Damn forgot her name already. Haha. Only remeber the first words she whispers in sexy tones, gently kissing on my cheeks Brasilia.

Especially at places with deep lineups of Barbie blonde brancas, Abbobara. Hard to remember to write down all the names. Could not find wassap photos or on website either.