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[Devilspinkick]

Aren't any prives in town?

There must be some. Even knowing that for mongering Curitiba is not the best place.

There used to be some that I knew of (small prives in houses) but unfortunately they closed down a few years ago. I'm sure there are still some in town but I just haven't heard of them. Curitiba is much more conservative than Rio or Sampa, MUCH more, so though there are definitely options for sex available, the venues stay very low-key and discrete. I think a big sex house like Bomboa or Love Story wouldn't last very long down here.

No, Curitiba isn't a place to bring a van full of horny tourists on a tour to various bordellos. But what it lacks in shear numbers it makes up for in quality. The escort scene is really good here. The higher-end places have very good quality and plenty of variety. The stripclubs are rip-offs like every such club in the world, but it is certainly possible to hook-up with and spend a night with a model quality dame. Curitiba has less than two million people so there is no way it can compete with the large cities in terms of P4P. Then again, it is much cleaner, more European atmosphere, far safer, cheap (relatively) and has boatloads of sexy, friendly garotas.

Don't get me wrong, I love Rio. Sao Paulo I only tolerate because I like the women there, absolutely hate the city. Next time I visit Sampa maybe I'll try and stay down by Congonhas, I could catch some flights from there and then I'd be a stone's throw from this Mirunas place. Interested to see if the quality there is anywhere close to what it is claimed to be.

Just a wee bit more sinning here in Curitiba and tomorrow I head on to Rio!

- DSK

[AltoBomGosto]

Curitiba is a pretty mellow city and most places close by 11PM if not before. The only exceptions I know of are the stripclubs like Sex Night & Metro X, or I guess you could always arrange an overnight affair with an escort. I used to do that quite a bit when I first started coming to Brazil but I'm definitely more of an "incall guy" now. And I prefer to get my sinning done by midnight because I usually get up early in the morning to hit the gym. Got to keep the body beautiful for the ladies. Yes?

- DSK

Aren't any privées in town?

There must be some. Even knowing that for mongering Curitiba is not the best place.

[AltoBomGosto]

Went to Waní's Way, only six ugly GDPs. Sneased out rapidly.

Talked to mme Vaní, she invited me to AKARU, and promised that a bunch of new girls will be on Vaní's Way premises in the next days.

Took Manu to the first avaliable room for one hour. Manu is a very GFE morena, nice slim long legs, european bonda, slim body, small natural tities.

Grading:

Face. 8,5.

Boobs. 10.

Butt. 10.

Body. 9,5.

Simphathy. 10.

Kissing. 10.

Oral. 10. CIM twice!

Vaginal. 10 +++.

Complete vaginal & oral. Did not ask for anal.

R$ 140 = 1 h. & R$ 30 extra for BBBJTC.

Mostly recomended.

There were some 15 GPs on duty when I left, around 9:00 PM.

Be there early and you will have the best options of girls, place gets crowded after 4 PM on Fridays & Saturdays.

[AltoBomGosto]

Mme Van is taking over this place again, I'll go there and look if nice girls are avaliable.

Will post the results.

ABG

[Devilspinkick]

Would be great if you can post some updates in the CWB thread, especially if you find any good nighttime options (as most of the old info there is about daytime clinicas / privees).

Curitiba is a pretty mellow city and most places close by 11PM if not before. The only exceptions I know of are the stripclubs like Sex Night & Metro X, or I guess you could always arrange an overnight affair with an escort. I used to do that quite a bit when I first started coming to Brazil but I'm definitely more of an "incall guy" now. And I prefer to get my sinning done by midnight because I usually get up early in the morning to hit the gym. Got to keep the body beautiful for the ladies. Yes?

- DSK

[Ricker]

Sao Paulo has a SMORGASBORD of women, all shapes and sizes.

Girls from all over the country come to work.

I've had such good luck and fun there, I keep coming back.

[Albert Punter]

Another interesting map lists ass country bu country http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=32339
No doubt, Brazil is on level 1.
ABG be happy!

Other map again listing girls easyness country by country suggests places hard mongers like us should visit to score easily http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=19491
Enjoy

[Albert Punter]

As we are discussing which is home country for sexy women, just have a look here http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=32066
It is a map listing almost all countries and dividing them in 5 levels.
Brazil is on level 2.
Argentina is on level 1 and to some extent I agree based on my personal experience and, obviously, taste.
Enjoy

[Eric Cartman]

Y In Curitiba now and life is good.

- DSK

Would be great if you can post some updates in the CWB thread, especially if you find any good nighttime options (as most of the old info there is about daytime clinicas / privees).

[Eric Cartman]

Greetings intrepid readers. Cartman here, back from a recent trip about a week ago to Sao Paulo where I decided to put my 3+ years of living in Rio experience to use testing the taste and posts of our SP board's resident Master Poster, AltoBomGosto.

TL; DR version: Miruna has an amazing selection of girls, good fixtures, and a great price / benefit ratio. ABG is the king of GDPs in SP. Follow him.

After some PMs on the board, ABG suggested I meet him at MIRUNA (Av. Miruna. 644) after landing at Congonhas from Rio, as the casa is very close to CGH. He wasn't kidding. It's like at most 5 minutes away, made a little longer by the fact that you have to use an exit off the main road to CGH and wrap back around to the other side of the road where Miruna is. Took me about 12 minutes.

Let me just say 2 things:

1) The line-up at Miruna was fantastic, certainly the best I've seen in any Rio Termas or privee or even SP boate for a LONG time. Seriously, there were like 10-15 girls who were all hot enough (ad in various body-types including several slim, young ones) that you could put them in fancier dresses and more make-up, and guys would be paying R$500+ for them at Cafe Foto. I am NOT making this up. There were at least 5 girls I thought were very very hot, and wanted to Test Drive. Thing is, they book up fast with regulars. More on that below. Don't be afraid to call ahead and book favs once you get to know them. Apparently they are open Sat / Sunday as well. And they stay open to 8pm-9pm on weekdays, though the girls start heading out after say 6pm-7pm.

2) ABG is, in the true sense of the phrase, a Bon Vivant. He's kind of like everyone's favorite Uncle. All the punters waiting at Miruna, plus the car-watchers / security out front, plus the reception team and owners, plus the girls all love him. Lots of hand-shaking, hugs, kisses, joking, playing. By the way, this happened at EVERY place we went. Not just Miruna. The same thing repeated at about 5 more clinicas, and at a big party we hit on Saturday. He's great company, loaded with stories about working in Brazil and the exterior. Seriously, the Cartman is a major mistanthrope and I really enjoyed hanging out with him. Right up until Saturday night where we ended up at a famous SP cigar bar drinking and smoking stogies (well, me anyway) until they kicked us out as the last customers after 1am. Oh, by the way, his English is great. But he's EVEN MORE fun if you speak portuguese. If you have time to kill in SP and want a guide to the best clinicas, privees, boates, etc, don't hesitate to look him up.

Anyway, back to Miruna. I was sort of stunned by the line-up and ultimately found a smoking hot mulatta (tall, thin, nicely done fake boobies (no scars) named Cacau as well as another named Kelly. But my chosen Mulatta was booked. So I had to "settle" for a 20 year-old morena just up about a year ago from the state of Parana. Great young flawless body and eager to please. Nice rooms at Miruna with showers, relatively nice fixtures. I'd say about the same as MC's rooms. Nicer than any Tier 2 termas in Rio including 4x4. Big fan. Anyway, total damage was something like R$190 for the hour plus a R$50 tip to my morena for the nasty things I did incluing BBBJ / CIM.

From there it was off to another clinica owned by one of the Miruna owners, a bit farther away. We probably got there around 9pm. It was LOADED with guys waiting for their turn. Out back, some of the girls and punters were drinking beers around a picnic table and generally chatting / relaxing. So we bailed rather than wait, and headed over to My Love, a decent Boate near Kilt. It actually used to be across the street from Kilt, but then Kilt closed / sold, and reopened just a bit down the street. Talent at My Love was OK. There were 2 slimmer, younger morenas who caught my interest, plus a tall black girl who ABG called a "maquina de sexo" (forget her name) , and then an older black woman with legs that looked like a Samba Dancer. Ended up chatting with her, and she had an interesting backstory. We were pressed for time but the Kamagra was in my system, so I decided to take a look at My Love's new 2nd floor rooms (the place has been remodeled inside). It was R$50 for the room plus whatever you negotiate with the girl. Rooms are VERY small. There is a shared bathroom with a not so awesome shower. It's cleaner than 502 but maybe on par. Anyway, I negotiated R$200 for a BBBJ / CIM session guessing she would be a hose monster, and she did not dissapoint. All in all a great first night. I forget the entrance fee (with consumption) at My Love, maybe R$60 per person? Got a discount because of ABG. If you're looking for a bit of a more traditional boate, with girls in bikinis dancing on poles, and seats where you can chat with them and "test the merchandise," it's actually a reasonable place for SP. Much better for the sit / chat / rub / kiss situation than Cafe Foto or Bomboa or Scandallo. And probably 1/3 cheaper too. I think you can take a girl out for probably R$300-R$400 if you negotiate well. I know there is a bar fine fee to the house, but I don't recall what it was. The incall environment is serviceable if you need that.

I wanted to go to Casarao, on Ricker's recommendation, but the place doesn't really get going until 11. 30pm at the earliest and I can't stay up to 1am+ in that kind of joint on a work night.

The next day, I made an appointment at Miruna to see my chosen mulatta. Showed up a little early and got to see even more of the line-up. Seriously guys it is THAT good. I was getting distracted but thankfully my chosen one showed up to keep me on the plan LOL. Great time in the room with my girl, she's a dirty little minx and somewhat submissive. Same drill as the day before in terms of payment / tip. ABG then took me on a tour of about 3-4 other clinicas, but nobody had near the talent of MIKUNA. Ended up spending the night with another "amiga colorida" from SP at my hotel, perfect ending to the day (and wake-up the next day LOL).

The next day ABG took me to a private party where there were a lot of freelancers including some semi-pros (if such a thing exists). I ended up thinking most of the GDPs in attendance were not great quality, even the 2 supposedly famous Brazilian porn stars who were there. I told them I heard they were famous, but didn't know who they were. They replied by saying I should go upstairs with both of them so they can show me ahaha. Anyway, I was hanging out relaxing when a tall morena showed up. Nice face. Like a female Jimmy Smitts, if that's not off-putting, or a female Nuno Bettencourt. And a killer body partially hidden by the ssomewhat relaxed clothes she was wearing. Even cooler when I started talking to her. Not a lick of English, of course. Turns out she dances at a bar 3x per week. Could totally feel it rubbing her legs, tummy, etc. Amazing. If she'd been made up and dressed to kill, she would be a R$600+ at Cafe Foto. 21 years old. 1.5 year old kid (of course). Fantastic in the sack. I think I spent like 2. 5 hours with her including about 40 minutes in the lounge waiting for a room, where she basically attacked me on the couch and we would have started FKK-style if there hadn't been a bunch of other people around (OK, so maybe that wasn't FKK-style as in an FKK it would have gone to completion in public LOL). Total cost was something like R$200 for an hour, plus I tipped her for the extra time and amazing performance. Did *everything. Loved it too. No KY for this girl, all natural all molhado.

So that was a great time in SP. I would actually suggest if you have time to spend in Brazil, and this is your chosen hobby, you put a few days in SP now. Especially if you can get a decent hotel. The restaurants and service are WAY better than Rio, and the talent at the Clinicas and boates is generally higher. You don't have the full-on make out experience you can get at a Termas if you are lucky (MC. 502, MV30, etc.) , but in Rio these days you have to sift through a LOT of chaff to find some wheat. If you avoid the high-end place in SP like Foto and Scandallo, you can find a much better price / value ratio (better than Rio Termas) and some really hot girls.

-Cartman

[Devilspinkick]

Someone likes them thin and someone else likes them fat.

Someone likes them black haired and someone else likes them blonde haired.

Someone likes them tall and someone else likes them "petite".

Someone likes them oriental and someone else likes them latina.

Etc.

Etc.

Etc.

So what?

What is the problem with you, coming here to pontificate and to teach us which girls are beautiful?

That is simply your personal taste and we respect it as you should respect the taste of the others.

Don't take things so personally. I have no desire to impose my ideals of beauty on anyone else. Go with any type of women that you like. I just have my standard of beauty and I settle for nothing less. I pay well and have a good time with women I am attracted to, but those I'm not interested in I don't waste my time or theirs. Which is why some dames think I'm a great guy and others think I'm a snobbish asshole. It is what it is.

All I know is that I have walked in top notch bordellos in Prague, Berlin, Barcelona, Bangkok, Pattaya, Hong Kong, Rio, Frankfurt, and yes, even Sao Paulo and never seen a club where ALL the women are beautiful. But if you want to believe that then be my guest.

Indeed, I am only interested in women that are thin and / or well toned. Not bulging muscles. Not huge butts. Not big sagging tits. Not with big hands and Adam's apples. It's my money so I decide who I will spend it on. And don't cry for me, I do just fine. It's a bit of an effort at times but it makes life that much sweeter when I connect with a lean hottie.

- DSK

[Albert Punter]

Someone likes them thin and someone else likes them fat.
Someone likes them black haired and someone else likes them blonde haired.
Someone likes them tall and someone else likes them "petite".
Someone likes them oriental and someone else likes them latina.
Etc.
Etc.
Etc.

So what?
What is the problem with you, coming here to pontificate and to teach us which girls are beautiful?

That is simply your personal taste and we respect it as you should respect the taste of the others.

.... They are either insane or seriously need their eyes checked. Granted, many guys like fat women..... .

[AltoBomGosto]

How late are Akaru and Miruna open on Saturday?

Thanks

Miruna 9 PM; Akaru 10 PM.

[AltoBomGosto]

I agree with your opinion mostly, but I do think that once in a while you do see girls who make the "bunda" look look good. But everything else has to be perfect. Thin legs, pretty face, nice rack. Then it becomes kind of a novelty. But yes, most of the time they are just fat.

But whatever, different cultures see beauty differently.

The brasilian culture puts the big bunda as a must for a nice woman. Look at the escolas de samba parades. If you want slim girls stay in Europe!

I'as a native brasilian I think a big round butt is a must on a female.

[AltoBomGosto]

How late are Akaru and Miruna open on Saturday?

Thanks

Today is closed, normally it closes 7 PM on Sundays.