Sao Paulo Reports

[AltoBomGosto]

Yes they are safe. Habitually it is between R$40 up to R$60 or even $R80 (before it was R$20. Ah the inflation).

Some of the girls have rooms, other shar a small room.

Yes you can wash yourself (with a hand towell) but I would be afraid to do it. Are the towels clean? And do they change the sheets? I cannot answer these questions because I nevr try a girl in a trash.

In order to know if one is better than the other, read the GP Guia: there is a thread devoted to this topic.

The GP Guia has been out of order several times so, in case you can´t get informations there, go to this building! Have fun!

[Sui Generis]

Thanks Sui generis. I do not mind a little bit of sleaze and I speak Portuguese. I want to know if they are safe. And how does it work. Does each girl have her own room, how much does it cost, is their a place to wash your junk? Is one better than another?

Yes they are safe. Habitually it is between R$40 up to R$60 or even $R80 (before it was R$20. Ah the inflation).

Some of the girls have rooms, other shar a small room.

Yes you can wash yourself (with a hand towell) but I would be afraid to do it. Are the towels clean? And do they change the sheets? I cannot answer these questions because I nevr try a girl in a trash.

In order to know if one is better than the other, read the GP Guia: there is a thread devoted to this topic.

[Sui Generis]

Do they have a website with photos of the available masseuses? After SG's glowing review, it sounds like it's worth the long bus ride rsrsrs!

Dear Almotu,

I don't think that they have a website. The manager is Fefão's the same guy behind Espaço Morumbi and they don't have a website at this venue.

For the bus ride, I'm sure that the alternative route I gave (the one leaving from Jabaquara I. E. The South end of the Blue line) would be better. The walk between Avenida Moema was quite long (well to be honest something like 20 or 25 minutes). I like walking and I'm not afraid to do it in São Paulo. Take into consideration that Moema is a very safe district: commercial and residential (expensive flats). Maybe it is better to take a taxi from Santa Cruz metro station after all. You can also come from Ibirapuera but you need to know which bus to take in other to reach Miruna. It is too complicated to explain. On my way back I took a bus on Ibirapuera that was heading to Praca the Sé and from there I walked (again) up to São Joaquim. Another 25/30 minutes walk when it was dark. On Liberdade Avenue I saw a couple of Street Hookers I talked to some of them just for the fun. But please don't touch these SW! They are mechanical and do it without passion.

I was with ABG this afternoon and we talk about Miruna and we both agree that it is actually the best place available right now in São Paulo. Imagine, I had a dupla with two hotties that were really enjoying sex for R$250! Yes R$250!

[Almotu]

R.

The adress is Av. Miruna 644, tel 5041 9023, it is located near the Congonhas Airport, I'll find out what's the best way to go by metro / bus.

Do they have a website with photos of the available masseuses? After SG's glowing review, it sounds like it's worth the long bus ride rsrsrs!

[Sui Generis]

Thanks for your report SG, very nicely wrote, its like I was with you when I read it!

I want to visite that place maybe next trip.

Abraço.

Ps : in m1y I saw a girl named babi, blond small but nice ass and tits maybe 30years MILF style, working at redmassagem, maybe the same girl?

The Babí I referred to has a particular tattoo on her back: It is like a open book and on each side there are a serie of written names.

She is from Sergipe. Her breasts are big for her frame and they are man made.

[Nimpus]

Thanks for your report SG, very nicely wrote, its like I was with you when I read it!

I want to visite that place maybe next trip.

Abraço.

Ps : in m1y I saw a girl named babi, blond small but nice ass and tits maybe 30years MILF style, working at redmassagem, maybe the same girl?

[Sui Generis]

from what i've heard through the grapevines red way is now temporarily closed.

for how long? will it reopen? if yes, when? nobody knows the answer.

there are two contradictory versions.

1) a problems with the pipes and the water system.

2) a jealous wife called to police to close down the joint.

where is the truth. i dunno.

only one thing is sure for the moment: it is closed..

[Jackalou1]

Thanks Sui generis. I do not mind a little bit of sleaze and I speak Portuguese. I want to know if they are safe. And how does it work. Does each girl have her own room, how much does it cost, is their a place to wash your junk? Is one better than another?

Almotu is right, these places are called "trash". They are very low end venues where you can have a session with a girl for 15 minutes, half an hour. It is the "greasy spoon", the fast food of hobbying.

This being said, you can still find gems there!

I did a log time ago, a Saturday afternoon, a guided visit of these trashs (plus some privês on Consolação) with half a dozen of (former and still members) of the GP Guia. Our leader was a guy called Neuronio (ABG knows him and he could confirm that this guy was a chracter in himself!). It think it was in 2006 or 2007 and on the GP Guia's reports they made fun of me because apparently I was livid after the tour. It was too much for me!

Since then, each time I'm in São Paulo, I pay a visit (alone) to these trash for for the fun of seeing that are all over the places and waiting for you on the steeprs stairways.

This is a thing that MUST be seen!

[Sui Generis]

Dear SG;

I told you this place is super! I must do this dupla also! R$ 250, 00 for a dupla is umbeatable. I sugest meeting there!

Yes we could do this, maybe tomorrow.

I'm invited for lunch at Rubaiyat. I don't know yet what I'll do. I have a paper to finish before Monday, so maybe I'll do it later today since it's raining outside. I'm dining out tonight with my Japanese GF. If I have time (or if I am in the mood) I could even pay a quick visit to Novo Ceci.

PM me on my personal address.

[AltoBomGosto]

Dear SG;

I told you this place is super! I must do this dupla also! R$ 250, 00 for a dupla is umbeatable. I sugest meeting there!

The self-proclaim king of duplas!

Wow, wow, wow, wow!

Did you hear me?

Wow, wow, wow, wow! . Gostosa.

Today was my first day off in São Paulo. I have a whole week ahead of me before flying to Florianópolis.

After unpacking my luggages in my new hotel room. Finally a large room in a new and well decorated hotel. I took the São Joaquim metro station. The blue line. Up to Praca the Sé where I commuted to the red line in the direction of Praca the Republica.

Flanarte, my favorite sebo (I. E. Second hand bookstore) is located on rua 7 de abril. I bought there books that I were looking for a couple of months. On my way back to the metro station I stopped at a men clothes in order to buy a new shirt. There was a mega sale of high quality long sleeves shirts. I bought a couple of them.

Then I took the metro in the other direction: Red line until Praca the Sé and I commuted to the Blue line until Santa Cruz.

Before taking the bus to Clinica Miruna's I went to a pharmacy in order to buy mouthwash. In front of the pharmacy there was a young woman doing a Survey on "I don't know what". She attracted me because her legs were full of tats and she was looking rebellious. And I like it a lot! We began to talk for a while and she asked me from where I was coming from. When I told her that I was a fucking pea soup from Montréal she tried to switch to French. But it was terrible. Her English was better though. I asked her for her phone number and she gave it to me.

I went to a lanchonete. I. E. A kind of greasy spoon or snack bar. And I bought a Coke Zéro and I popped half of a viagra (my good friend ABG offered them to me during my May trip).

I took the bus heading to Moema and as I get off on the corner of Maracatins and Avenida Moema. Then I turned left (You cannot miss it because on the corner of these streets there is a well-know (and quit good) churrascaria: La Parilla Argentina. I didn't realize that Miruna's street was that far from Moema (in fact it is located behind the Shopping Ibirapuera).

I walked up to the civic number 644.

Two guys were sitting outside, probably car valets (manobristas). I resolutely went inside and I was immediately greeted by the woman of my dream: Rachel, a tall mulata clara with a body to die for! She was very polite and we exchanged some social niceties.

She then asked me If I would like to see the apresentação (presentation). What a dumb question! For a moment I thought of retorting: « No I'm here because I want to sell you Electrolux vacuums! » but I behaved myself instead.

I sat down on a leather sofa in the front waiting room. I realzed afterwards that there was another waiting room, but smaller. The one I choosed was very large with modern and sophisticated decoration. There was a huge TV screen on the wall and there was a basketball game going on: Finland against Slovakia I guess.

Rachel picked up the phone and called to garotas because it was time to parade in front of me. Before the garotas arrived, I saw a Japanese man going down the street and he had a big smile on his face. Another staisfied Customer. A few second later antoher Japanese guy enterend in the clinic. He was well dressed with a suit. He was probably coming back from his office. He was probably a regular because he went immediatley to the other waiting room.

The first garota I saw catched my eye: Mabeli, a small morena. Then came for different garotas. They were good too! And then came Babí: a small skinny blonde with big boobs (man mande) , a beatifull face and a nice tattoo on her back. When she saw me I immediately see a sparkle in her eye and she said "oooh bonito". PPP (parola padrão puta: the way escorts talk to entice you) or not who cares? Her magic worked on me. I saw a total of seven garotas and all of them were very interesting. But Babí had something special, a "un je ne sais quoi" that was telling me that she was the right one to choose.

I asked Rachel that my choice was Babí. Five minutes later Babí came to pick me up in and she led me to the fun zone. I was walking behind her and I was contemplating her back and her buttocks. She had a skimpy white dress. She told me later that she was originally from Sergipe. That explains why even if she had european features her skin was the colour of honey. I already had an hard on! Thanks ABG for the Viagra (and I follow your advice: only one half!).

Inside the room She asked me if I would like to take a shower. I said yes naturally and I wash myself. She gave me a clean towel and it was her turn to go under the shower. The clinica is new, so all the rooms are clean and inviting. The water was hot (sometimes you can have problems with showers in privês) and instead of soap bars there was liquid soap of quality with a nice fragrance.

That's funny because Babí has only one reports on the GP Guia and it was almost the "copie conforme" of what was the first moment with her. She asked me to lay on my chest and she began to massage me. While she performing her massage she said that there was a promotion: 2 garotas for one hour: R$250 (which is 125$CDN). My first intention was to stay with Babí only half an hour. But when she proposed me to do a threesome my reptilian brain took control of me: "Let's do it, Let's do it, Let's do it!" I had only an apprehension, I didn't know if I had enough money on me (my first intent was the R$120 session).

I asked her with a trembling voice if the clinica was taking credit cards. She replied yes and she said that she will call her friend Mabeli to join us. She left the room a couple of minutes and then came back. She said that Mabeli was already in another room (probably with the Japanese that came after me) but she said that she had selected a nice garota for us.

While we were waiting for the "relief pitcher" we began to my "pinto" was erected like the Iwo Jiwa flag on a pacific island. She was teasing me with her tounge all over my body but she looked reluctant to perform LFK or DFK. I respected her decision because I don't like to impose to tempo. When Erika arrived. A good looking blonde with natural breast (a little bit saggy though) but who I am to criticize?

Erika joined the action and the first thing she did was to plant a big DFK. I was in heaven! Both of them were licking my body with their expert tounges. Babí gave me a LFK. And then she opened up her lips and it was a DFK! Ahaha. Always respect the tempo! While Babí was DFKing me, Erika was sucking my balls, my scrotum, my pinto. My pau was shaking, quivering, trembling of tesão (animal sexual desire).

I opened up with my fingers Babí's pussy. It was wet like a tropical rain forest! Ahah. She was enjoying it to. The both sucked my dick at the same time like if they were sharing a ice crem cone. They kissed each other. Erika moaned that she wanted DATY! She was also wet as Mohamed Ali's towell after a fight. I put a finger in her ass while she was face sitting me for the DATY.

Then it was Babí's turn. She also asked me to fuck her ass with my finger, she forcedly drove my hand to her seeú. While I was busy with Babí, Erika was still sucking my dick. I was moaning, the garotas were moaning.

Then Babí put a condom on my Peter and she straddled me. Erika was on my right side and she was furiously DFKing me. Habitually. For the last five years. When I penetrate a garota with a condom I loose all sensibility. Was it the effect of ABG's magic pills? I don't know but I was able to feel my dick inside Babí's. I didn't loose my concentration and it was feeling sooooo gooood. After a while I was unable to hold it back. I had to let it go. I exploded like the Cape Canaveral rocket launcher in her pussy. Not only once but twice! A feat that I was able to do when I was younger and with no diabetes.

It was probably one of my best dupla since a couple of years. The garotas were funny, they were into it, they had no restrictions, they were very liberal. After the torrid sex we had together they both gave me a massage. When it was time to prepare ourselves to leave the room. Babí asked me to take a shower with her. I saw a very strange thing: she was with her toothbrush under the shower and she brushed her teeth with the hot water that what pouring from the shower. I told her that If I were to do the same thing I would probably die! I never drink tap water in Brazil and I even have to brusk my teeht with bottled water. If I don't do this I'm sick! (Turista!)

Thanks Babí and Erika, thank's Miruna, thank's Rachel. When I went back home It felt like if I was walking on a cloud. I stopped at my favorite restaurant in Moema, Badejo: the best Moqueca de peixe in São Paulo. Comida capibaixa! Uê! It was dead in the restaurant, I asked the waiter if Mr. Rocha, the owner, was there. He said no and he add that he would be there at 19h30. When he arrived I introduced myself to him (we exchanged some emails previously) : " I am the fan number one of your restaurant". We talked a while and he prepared for me a special treat: Banana de terra com sorvete! (It tatste like fried bananas).

I'm in heaven: good books, good garotas, good sex and good food. I could die tonight, I don't give a shit because I accomplished so many things today!

[Sui Generis]

Brother of arms,

Miruna's is simply an amazing place.

Imagine: I had an hour dupla for R$250! Nobody can beat that in São Paulo right now.

It is located in a quiet part of Moema.

It may be a little far from Jardins where most International travelers stay but take a taxi or a bus and visit the place.

It is affiliated with Espaço Morumbi. I didn't see Fefão but I was greeted by the lovely and charming Rachel.

On the slip of my payment with my credit card appears the name of a "legit" business. Nobody can associate you with a clinica and GDPs.

1) The rooms are clean.

2) The staff is very polite.

3) Distinguished clientele (I saw several Japanese. They are quiet people)

4) Good choice of garotas. I didn't see a Knock-out ten but honestly what is more important: the look or the dedication of the GDP to please you.

5) Promotion for duplas.

Don't loose this opportunity, it is a great place to visit if you want to have real liberal sex in a quiet and clean venue.

AAA stamp of quality!

Valeu!

[Sui Generis]

The self-proclaim king of duplas!

Wow, wow, wow, wow!

Did you hear me?

Wow, wow, wow, wow! . Gostosa.

Today was my first day off in São Paulo. I have a whole week ahead of me before flying to Florianópolis.

After unpacking my luggages in my new hotel room. Finally a large room in a new and well decorated hotel!. I took the São Joaquim metro station. The blue line. Up to Praca the Sé where I commuted to the red line in the direction of Praca the Republica.

Flanarte, my favorite sebo (I. E. Second hand bookstore) is located on rua 7 de abril. I bought there books that I were looking for a couple of months. On my way back to the metro station I stopped at a men clothes in order to buy a new shirt. There was a mega sale of high quality long sleeves shirts. I bought a couple of them.

Then I took the metro in the other direction: Red line until Praca the Sé and I commuted to the Blue line until Santa Cruz.

Before taking the bus to Clinica Miruna's I went to a pharmacy in order to buy mouthwash. In front of the pharmacy there was a young woman doing a Survey on "I don't know what". She attracted me because her legs were full of tats and she was looking rebellious. And I like it a lot! We began to talk for a while and she asked me from where I was coming from. When I told her that I was a fucking pea soup from Montréal she tried to switch to French. But it was terrible. Her English was better though. I asked her for her phone number and she gave it to me.

I went to a lanchonete. I. E. A kind of greasy spoon or snack bar. And I bought a Coke Zéro and I popped half of a viagra (my good friend ABG offered them to me during my May trip).

I took the bus heading to Moema and as I get off on the corner of Maracatins and Avenida Moema. Then I turned left (You cannot miss it because on the corner of these streets there is a well-know (and quit good) churrascaria: La Parilla Argentina. I didn't realize that Miruna's street was that far from Moema (in fact it is located behind the Shopping Ibirapuera).

I walked up to the civic number 644.

Two guys were sitting outside, probably car valets (manobristas). I resolutely went inside and I was immediately greeted by the woman of my dream: Rachel, a tall mulata clara with a body to die for! She was very polite and we exchanged some social niceties.

She then asked me If I would like to see the apresentação (presentation). What a dumb question! For a moment I thought of retorting: « No I'm here because I want to sell you Electrolux vacuums! » but I behaved myself instead.

I sat down on a leather sofa in the front waiting room. I realzed afterwards that there was another waiting room, but smaller. The one I choosed was very large with modern and sophisticated decoration. There was a huge TV screen on the wall and there was a basketball game going on: Finland against Slovakia I guess.

Rachel picked up the phone and called to garotas because it was time to parade in front of me. Before the garotas arrived, I saw a Japanese man going down the street and he had a big smile on his face. Another staisfied Customer. A few second later antoher Japanese guy enterend in the clinic. He was well dressed with a suit. He was probably coming back from his office. He was probably a regular because he went immediatley to the other waiting room.

The first garota I saw catched my eye: Mabeli, a small morena. Then came for different garotas. They were good too! And then came Babí: a small skinny blonde with big boobs (man mande) , a beatifull face and a nice tattoo on her back. When she saw me I immediately see a sparkle in her eye and she said "oooh bonito". PPP (parola padrão puta: the way escorts talk to entice you) or not who cares? Her magic worked on me. I saw a total of seven garotas and all of them were very interesting. But Babí had something special, a "un je ne sais quoi" that was telling me that she was the right one to choose.

I asked Rachel that my choice was Babí. Five minutes later Babí came to pick me up in and she led me to the fun zone. I was walking behind her and I was contemplating her back and her buttocks. She had a skimpy white dress. She told me later that she was originally from Sergipe. That explains why even if she had european features her skin was the colour of honey. I already had an hard on! Thanks ABG for the Viagra (and I follow your advice: only one half!).

Inside the room She asked me if I would like to take a shower. I said yes naturally and I wash myself. She gave me a clean towel and it was her turn to go under the shower. The clinica is new, so all the rooms are clean and inviting. The water was hot (sometimes you can have problems with showers in privês) and instead of soap bars there was liquid soap of quality with a nice fragrance.

That's funny because Babí has only one reports on the GP Guia and it was almost the "copie conforme" of what was the first moment with her. She asked me to lay on my chest and she began to massage me. While she performing her massage she said that there was a promotion: 2 garotas for one hour: R$250 (which is 125$CDN). My first intention was to stay with Babí only half an hour. But when she proposed me to do a threesome my reptilian brain took control of me: "Let's do it, Let's do it, Let's do it!" I had only an apprehension, I didn't know if I had enough money on me (my first intent was the R$120 session).

I asked her with a trembling voice if the clinica was taking credit cards. She replied yes and she said that she will call her friend Mabeli to join us. She left the room a couple of minutes and then came back. She said that Mabeli was already in another room (probably with the Japanese that came after me) but she said that she had selected a nice garota for us.

While we were waiting for the "relief pitcher" we began to my "pinto" was erected like the Iwo Jiwa flag on a pacific island. She was teasing me with her tounge all over my body but she looked reluctant to perform LFK or DFK. I respected her decision because I don't like to impose to tempo. When Erika arrived. A good looking blonde with natural breast (a little bit saggy though) but who I am to criticize?

Erika joined the action and the first thing she did was to plant a big DFK. I was in heaven! Both of them were licking my body with their expert tounges. Babí gave me a LFK. And then she opened up her lips and it was a DFK! Ahaha. Always respect the tempo! While Babí was DFKing me, Erika was sucking my balls, my scrotum, my pinto. My pau was shaking, quivering, trembling of tesão (animal sexual desire).

I opened up with my fingers Babí's pussy. It was wet like a tropical rain forest! Ahah. She was enjoying it to. The both sucked my dick at the same time like if they were sharing a ice crem cone. They kissed each other. Erika moaned that she wanted DATY! She was also wet as Mohamed Ali's towell after a fight. I put a finger in her ass while she was face sitting me for the DATY.

Then it was Babí's turn. She also asked me to fuck her ass with my finger, she forcedly drove my hand to her seeú. While I was busy with Babí, Erika was still sucking my dick. I was moaning, the garotas were moaning.

Then Babí put a condom on my Peter and she straddled me. Erika was on my right side and she was furiously DFKing me. Habitually. For the last five years. When I penetrate a garota with a condom I loose all sensibility. Was it the effect of ABG's magic pills? I don't know but I was able to feel my dick inside Babí's. I didn't loose my concentration and it was feeling sooooo gooood. After a while I was unable to hold it back. I had to let it go. I exploded like the Cape Canaveral rocket launcher in her pussy. Not only once but twice! A feat that I was able to do when I was younger and with no diabetes.

It was probably one of my best dupla since a couple of years. The garotas were funny, they were into it, they had no restrictions, they were very liberal. After the torrid sex we had together they both gave me a massage. When it was time to prepare ourselves to leave the room. Babí asked me to take a shower with her. I saw a very strange thing: she was with her toothbrush under the shower and she brushed her teeth with the hot water that what pouring from the shower. I told her that If I were to do the same thing I would probably die! I never drink tap water in Brazil and I even have to brusk my teeht with bottled water. If I don't do this I'm sick! (Turista!)

Thanks Babí and Erika, thank's Miruna, thank's Rachel. When I went back home It felt like if I was walking on a cloud. I stopped at my favorite restaurant in Moema, Badejo: the best Moqueca de peixe in São Paulo. Comida capibaixa! Uê! It was dead in the restaurant, I asked the waiter if Mr. Rocha, the owner, was there. He said no and he add that he would be there at 19h30. When he arrived I introduced myself to him (we exchanged some emails previously) : " I am the fan number one of your restaurant". We talked a while and he prepared for me a special treat: Banana de terra com sorvete! (It tatste like fried bananas).

I'm in heaven: good books, good garotas, good sex and good food. I could die tonight, I don't give a shit because I accomplished so many things today!

[Sui Generis]

I found the news on the Internet.

http://forum.wordreference.com/regis...ce79c79596f40a

These crimes occured in the viccinity of the Rodovia Raposo Tavares

[Sui Generis]

I saw on the Rede's morning news that a gang that was terrorizing motels and boites in São Paulo was arrested.

They used to invade motels as well as boites and rob everything they can find there: money, cell phones, credit cards, watches, TV, videos, frigobars, booze.

The leader of the group is a man called Chocolate. He is described as a violent because he once shot a man that was trying to escape in a boite. They didn't mention on TV which boite it was. I'll try to find the info on the Internet.

São Paulo is a great city but be aware that you always have to be streetwise.

[Genghis Khan]

There are no rooms on the premisses. Either you take her to your hotel or you rent room in an Hotel nearby.

From what I understand there is an additional option too.

In the past when the same owners ran places without rooms in the bar / club they also owned a private mansion. They had rooms available there. This mansion was where girls from out of town actually lived while working at the bar / club. If you wanted a more private environment you could also make an appointment to go to the mansion directly without going to the bar/club first. At the mansion they could also make parties with a barbeque and a swimming pool. To go directly was only a daytime possibility, and without an appointment you would not get in. During bar / club hours you could take the girls to the mansion where they served drinks and had nice rooms with big queen sized beds and individual bathrooms.

From what I understand there is a similar set up now.

Previously they also had a special portfolio of girls they had on call and could bring in on appoinment. That would be models, TV presenters, actresses and other semi-famous girls. I am not sure if they have a portfolio now, but they are very well connected and would certainly be able to set you up with girls like that. Sometimes Playboy and Sexy models would also be present in the club / bar.

GK