San Jose General Reports

[World Travel 69]

Look on my map, there a photo of it.

Somehow the address (after I cut-and-pasted it) did not get a resolution on Google map -- so I wanted a confirmation that this is the right place: for Zona II aka Bar & Pension 506. https://goo.gl/maps/wKK3qiSwM642.

[Yuri B]

Is the address of the place: Zona II Hotel and Lounge, Calle 3 A (bis) why Av 9, San Jos, 10101, Costa Rica?

Somehow the address (after I cut-and-pasted it) did not get a resolution on Google map -- so I wanted a confirmation that this is the right place: for Zona II aka Bar & Pension 506. https://goo.gl/maps/wKK3qiSwM642.

[Yuri B]

Zona II is now called Bar & Pension 506. ...

Is the address of the place: Zona II Hotel and Lounge, Calle 3 A (bis) why Av 9, San Jos, 10101, Costa Rica?

Also has anyone tried "a sex dungeon with sex sling or whatever you call that, and whips, and sex toys and stuff?" If so how much do you need to pay to the girl and if this requires much convincing -- I understand everything depends on the girl, but I wondered if anyone had a real experience in this place or a similar (are there better places: this this the first time I see it mentioned and my fantasy takes the better of me), so how much should I expect overall cost and experience to be? Feel free to I'm to share, if uncomfortable in public -- I would appreciate either way!

[Gagoo]

Sunday. New Fantasy & the Havana place (I knew it as Zona Blue long time ago)

Zona II is now called Bar & Pension 506. I was there a couple weeks ago and banged a nice Nica, my friend banged a nice Nica there also. I went there 3 times though and we only saw those girls once. The two Nicas we took were really good looking and pretty good. There was a Tica there on my last visit there, she was really good looking, but I was just observing too long and someone took her. I happened to sit next to the owner on my last trip there. His name is Mark and he said he used to be a manager or assistant manager there or something when it was Zona II. He admits it was much better a long time ago. He also owns other businesses and says most of the people he knew moved to Medellin. After talking to him, he seems like he is going to start catering to the local Tico men, not gringos. He said the new name is better for the local men. I guess the name 'Pension' lets the locals know what's up. He did say that in the future he might start calling it Zona II again. He has some nice rooms above that are quite nice. He is renovating them though. One of them was just finished. The first room he showed me actually had a sex dungeon with sex sling or whatever you call that, and whips, and sex toys and stuff. I forgot the prices he told me. But he said if you take a girl from the bar you don't have to pay a room fee anymore which means the girls are about half price. I think we paid $40 to fuck there girls there. I should report sooner, I forget more than I remember these days. Anyways, if you pay $40 to take the girl, $20 went to the bar for a 'room rental'. If you stay at his apartment you would just pay the girl $20. He talked about the laws and legalities and all that stuff. A bonus tip. The owner told me that for every drink you buy, you get to roll 2 dice. And if your number is 7, you will get a free drink or a free room fee. He said the bar girls always forget though. You have to ask them. I didn't get my 7 though. Attached are a couple pictures of the former Zona II. The Zona II sign is still there though. Also they have a punch card there. I think it was you take a girl 4 times, the 5th time is free. The card is not labeled with the clubs name though. It has a fake coffee shop name. I guess if you rent his room upstairs, and you used the punch card. You could bang 5 times for $80. I have to say I always went kind of late and there was not a good choice. I suggest trying earlier than I went, try like 2-4 PM or something.

[NastyBoy]

Anyone know if the Holiday Inn or Sleep Inn is chica friendly? I may need to stay there for non-pro reasons.

I always stay at the SleepInn. Clean, quiet, safe and good free breakfast. Yes, chica friendly. $20. You can walk through the casino and across the street to the Del Rey. Quick and easy. Dollar exchange is reasonable. If you don't want to spend $20 and just want to get off, there's a hotel across the street from the DR that charges $7 for two hours that is very clean also.

Holiday Inn. Not chica friendly.

[PirateMorgan]

Dental work in Colombia is probably 1/3 to 1/2 the cost of Costa Rica. And the girls. No comparison in quality and price.

[Too Jaded]

It's been quite a while since I visited SJO and it seems to have deteriorated into a haven for overpriced CBJs from overweight ticas. Higher prices aside is Jaco any better?

Doing my first trip in 2004 I ended up pulling two strippers out of a club (I can't remember which). One was an experienced tigress but the other was brand new and I was her first salida. I ended up sending the other away after a couple hours and had one of the best GFEs of my life.

The downside was the way overpriced drinks I had to keep buying while making my selection. But if I do make it back to SJO next month I think that's the way I'll go because it sounds like the mainstays have gone way down hill.

[Incoming71]

For perspective, I have been coming to CR since 1999 and have made probably 11 trips, the last being in 2011.

Here I am again in 2017 for affordable dental work & I was soon reminded why I stopped coming here back in 2011 for fun: it's all the fat chicks. So much fat! (newspaper article in 2016 says 67% of Costa Ricans are overweight. https://thecostaricanews.com/more-th...ight-or-obese/).

I got in on a Saturday (Travel tip from someone who has come here a lot: take the Bus from the airport. Costs maybe $1.00 and you can either push the button if it drives by your stop downtown, or take it to the city center and catch an Uber, or taxi. You will of course need coins "monedas" because the bus fare is so low, so I went to trade in $100 at the money exchange in the airport. Be sure to ask the person to be sure to give you monedas para el autobus). So, on a Saturday, I checked into the apartamento I found on AirBnB, then went hunting. (Another travel tip: apartamentos give you a key and don't care who you bring back, although best to get an "entire place" rental, not just a room, if using AirBnB and also confirm with host that no problem if I bring a novia back with me, as some places on AirBnB specifically say they do not allow the ladies in).

Monica's. I had never been but read great reviews here. It was like 4-5 pm on a Saturday. There were two chicas available, both stout, but I found the 18 yr old Emma to have a cute face. The place was fine for 14 k colones ($24) but even Emma had a belly and arm fat..

If your still there go to Alcazar strip club.

Margaritas strip club.

MP 360.

Plenty of thins to pick from at the right places.

[World Travel 69]

There is a map there also.

http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...ecommendations

Anyone know if the Holiday Inn or Sleep Inn is chica friendly? I may need to stay there for non-pro reasons.

[Psychman]

Actually, using the quick and dirty dollar to colones conversion I actually tipped her $40. The service was good and this was an insignificant amount of money. She went out of her way to please. I don't know about you or what your beliefs are but I am not an asshole.

I am all for tips to incentivize outstanding service, and for giving a bit extra for something special, but that is just a silly amount.

[Straddler]

For perspective, I have been coming to CR since 1999 and have made probably 11 trips, the last being in 2011.

Here I am again in 2017 for affordable dental work & I was soon reminded why I stopped coming here back in 2011 for fun: it's all the fat chicks. So much fat! (newspaper article in 2016 says 67% of Costa Ricans are overweight. https://thecostaricanews.com/more-th...ight-or-obese/).

I got in on a Saturday (Travel tip from someone who has come here a lot: take the Bus from the airport. Costs maybe $1.00 and you can either push the button if it drives by your stop downtown, or take it to the city center and catch an Uber, or taxi. You will of course need coins "monedas" because the bus fare is so low, so I went to trade in $100 at the money exchange in the airport. Be sure to ask the person to be sure to give you monedas para el autobus). So, on a Saturday, I checked into the apartamento I found on AirBnB, then went hunting. (Another travel tip: apartamentos give you a key and don't care who you bring back, although best to get an "entire place" rental, not just a room, if using AirBnB and also confirm with host that no problem if I bring a novia back with me, as some places on AirBnB specifically say they do not allow the ladies in).

Monica's. I had never been but read great reviews here. It was like 4-5 pm on a Saturday. There were two chicas available, both stout, but I found the 18 yr old Emma to have a cute face. The place was fine for 14 k colones ($24) but even Emma had a belly and arm fat.

Del Rey. Ok, so later that night, after some food at Tin Jo (great Asian place on same street as Idem why Relax) I decided to go to ground zero, the Blue Marlin bar. In the past, say '99 through '09, that place was always a sure bet. There would be dozens if not a hundred ladies there. And even then you could find several to pick from. The hotties outnumbered the fatties. Times have certainly changed. It may have been early, only 7-8 pm, but was I disappointed. I sat through several beers trying to figure out which was the "least fat", and there were only like 15-20 ladies in the whole place. I was about to leave when I met a 23 yr old tica Angie. Her legs looked good in her jeans and her shirt was tight and seemed to show no belly fat. 40 k and we were off (note: there was a snotty bartender in that place, at the main bar, she was a real *****. She made sure to act like she really hated giving out beers or something. Must be bc tips are included in the price. Also, one of the DelRey security guard guys actually said I should tip the security guards after I asked him when Key Largo was going to open up). Again, very surprised that Key Largo wasn't even open yet at like 7 pm on a Saturday.

Anyways, that Angie chick from DelRey? Yep, she was fat, too. Soon as the clothes came off, I realized she had some kind of magical jeans on which disguised her fat. And she must've been wearing a tight elastic shirt, too, bc she had a beer belly!

Sunday. New Fantasy & the Havana place (I knew it as Zona Blue long time ago) and it used to be good, but there were 2 ladies on that day. Yes, both thick, one was very thick. So I walked up to New Fantasy. Back then all the ladies were in that one room and you could see them through the window. Now they have it set up like a club with loud music. There were 4 or 5 ladies available at the time I walked in. Each was very fat! I decided to go with the least fat, she called herself Estephanie. Very nice, friendly. She tried to upsell me on things like kissing, or no condom, but I just needed to busta nut. It wasn't easy busting a nut to a chica that weighed more than me and had nasty c-section scar looking at me, but I somehow managed.

What is it with New Fantasy now? Aside from the ladies I saw all being overweight, and a couple even obese, the place has gone downhill big time: the sheets and towels were nasty (torn and war-stained) and only cold water in the shower. And that dank carpeting all over the place is likely full of odd stuff. Not pleasing to walk on with bare feet.

Anyways, I'll report back after this week is out, and let you know if I just ran into some bad luck. But one thing seems certain: the ladies here in CR are getting really fat.

[DaveGave8]

Anyone know if the Holiday Inn or Sleep Inn is chica friendly? I may need to stay there for non-pro reasons.

[DaveGave8]

Since I was not impressed with my usual spots: the Del Rey, Little Havana and Sportsmen Lodge I decided to go unconventional and try the non-pro game.

I downloaded Tinder and began to swipe right every chica. Surprisingly I had 10 matches of non-pros and 1 pro. The 1 pro was from Venezuela with a decent body. I rate her a 8. She asked for 100 usd and I offered 60 usd for 1 HR. She refused and said 80 for 1 HR. She wouldn't move from 80, so I swept left. Next, I came across a Colombian who lives 10 km outside the city and has a baby with a local rich Tico. She agreed to meet if I download the app Snapchat, to see if my pic was real on tinder. My pic wasn't real but she still couldn't tell the difference LOL. She drove the car her ex bought her to my hotel. Once, I told her where I staying he was in an uproar, as she was a non-pro and offended I was staying at a quasi-brothel. I slowly calmed her down and told her I didn't know. It's my first time in San Jose (a lie). She said OK and entered. 2 hours of hot passion and she didn't even ask for gas money. I had 3 other tinder dates that same day. Most of the women lived far outside the city and did not think highly of San Jose. They complained about the Hotel Del Rey is an embarrassment to the city. Gringos only come here to fuck pros etc. If I had more time I could have banged completely free on tinder instead of the p4 p game. But, I did take these chicas out to eat or starbucks, so some money was spent. The P4P game has gone to the shits in San Jose. All the top quality women must be gone for the holidays because it's a complete shit show with 5's and 6's asking for 100 usd.

Apparently women aged 18 to 29 are fond of using snapchat to communicate. Most chicks from tinder used that show some tits and ass before they visited. One even sent me a pic of her pussy saying welcome to snapchat baby. LOL.

I say all this to say. If you are looking for higher quality women that are non-pros who just want to go on a date and fuck. It's possible in San Jose, but you have to be there for longer than 3 days to reap the benefits. I also decided to find non-pros at McDonalds near the plaza. Surprisingly, I was successfully with one negrita walking up to get an ice cream cone. I spoke in broken Spanish enough to get the number and she was interested. We went out the next day. She was also turned off that I was staying in a quasi-brothel. She said it's embarrassing for her to go there. Shit! I didn't plan for this from non-pros. I began to tell her how it was a mistake and she took the bait. 2 hours of fucking no cash involved. You got to love being a gringo.

Part 3 coming soon: I will visit the casas.

[World Travel 69]

I believe the better chicas have gone to the Hotel Cocal in Jaco.

They are asking double of what the chicas in the Del Rey ask.

According to my guide book, Baby boomers fucked that up.

I last visited San Jose in 2012. It seems that very little has changed about the city. No construction or new buildings. The economy seems stable. This trip report is primarily for people who have never been to San Jose or haven't been there in a long time. Day 1, I went to my regular spots to see if everything was the same.

Little Havana. Went there Friday afternoon. Only 3 girls working and all were 5 or below. 2 chicas were sitting down and stared at the wall when I entered, while one acted like she wanted to earn pesos. 1 HR /$60 damage on site seems a little much these days for a 5 and below, but who cares. Her skills were a 9. I returned Saturday night to Little Havana at 8 pm. 2 chicas inside and both were 4's. I left for better options.

Sportsmen Lodge. What a shit show. Full of Ticas with bad breath and high prices. Aggressive chicks looking for 1 HR /100 rate. Not worth it. I tried the breakfast there. It was decent with rice and eggs, toast and pineapple. The one good thing about the S. Lodge is they don't charge for guest. The fucking hotel rooms are a shit show too. Similar to a Motel 8 in the USA Cost $65/ per night + tax. Walls are thin and you can here noise outside. However, you can save on the cost of the guest fee.

Hotel del Rey. What the fuck has happen to the quality of women in the Del Rey? Most mongers come to Costa Rica to bang blanca Colombian mujeres. For the first time the majority of women I saw in the Del Rey were Ticas. Almost 100% of the women have kids with bad see-section scars or stretch marks. I banged 2 of the best Ticas I could find in the Del Rey and they both had mediocre to bad service. None of them can take dick bigger than 5' repeatedly. They say you have un hora sexo, but they can only really fuck for 20 minutes and try to spend the rest of the time sucking dick thru a condom. Then they have the nerve to tell you it cost $20 more to suck dick without a condom. Ironically, I spent the majority of my time banging Dominican women, which I find them to be more athletic in the bedroom. But I did not fly to Costa Rica to fuck Dominicanas LOL. Every chica in the Del Rey approached me with the $100 usd for una hora and I talked each one down to $60. Usd.

Trip report to be continued.

[DaveGave8]

I can never tell another man what to do with his money but tipping 100% is ridiculous. It's called inflation and cost of living. Those type of tips don't impress working girls my friend. [Deleted by Admin]

Please use your head.

The one above your shoulders.

You tip like that and you drive up the prices.

The locals can not afford it!

And I can't either.