San Jose General Reports

[Eduardo49]

Does anyone know if the Pensions / Casa will be open on May 1st.

Not a holiday here. They will be open.

[World Travel 69]

It looks like you will be a long way away from the main action.

https://www.google.com/maps/d/edit?h...193864827&z=14

I will be staying at the Hotel Alta for 1 week work trip. I need to find a place to and have release either at a massage place or an apartment.

Can anyone recommend anything that is around the Santa Ana and Escazu area?

I love your country all you perverts.

[BrianKaneman]

I will be staying at the Hotel Alta for 1 week work trip. I need to find a place to and have release either at a massage place or an apartment.

Can anyone recommend anything that is around the Santa Ana and Escazu area?

I love your country all you perverts.

[Jbj64]

Yes, May 1 is labor day here.

Does anyone know if the Pensions / Casa will be open on May 1st.

[WhiteEnvelopes]

Howdy! I have been to Jaco a few times, but recently spent 36 hours in SJ after landing to meet up with a chick from SA. She is legit. Ridiculous body, borderline butter face IMO, her English goes from ok to terrible at times. I cannot figure that part out. Great BBBJ, everything else covered. Loves to have cum on her tetas. Will host and is a true nympho.

She is very active on SA, and easy to find.

[Vs1972]

I have been visiting CR recently quite often for business. Sant Jose.

For a short stay, without much options to get out of the hotel, g&g as mentioned is an option. They are very responsive, offer choices from whatsup and can arrange to bring over to the hotel. For the phone google "g and g escort Costa Rica".

120+20 taxi usd, for the outcall, for one hour. Unfortunately the quality and the service is not what I would have expected. The girls ask for extra money and tips, things from the minibar, etc. It happened twice, thereby I report it. Also both of them were young single mothers, and this takes a tall to the body, if you know what I mean.

Third time I was there this year, I did not even bother.

Eduardos review below sounds a logic reason for the lack of quality options in Sant Jose.

I have tried Monica's. From my point is a typical low end brothel setup (we have many in Greece). Similar prices too. What is much better is the service, and of course Latinas vs east Europeans. Very descent and worth the visit.

I used below advise on seekingarrangements. For those new, you have to pay to read your incoming messages. I have a short list and finally Mandy's phone. Lets see.

I also may be fitting a Jaco weekend this time.

[Tom KKat]

Hi All, I am arriving on a Monday night 4/30 and am wondering what the selection will be on a Monday about 10 pm, I know the answer is it varies, but I have a few tinder ladies setup so should I just book them?

Also is May 1st a holiday in CR?

Yes, May 1 is labor day here.

[Jbj64]

Hi All, I am arriving on a Monday night 4/30 and am wondering what the selection will be on a Monday about 10 pm, I know the answer is it varies, but I have a few tinder ladies setup so should I just book them?

Also is May 1st a holiday in CR?

[Eduardo49]

Are you speaking of Monicas Pension? Or is there a Monicas Massage Parlor as well?

What are referred to as MPs in Costa Rica are pensions (short term hotels) that just happen to have girls on the premises. Technically the girls do not work there or the location would be promoting prostitution (against the law in Costa Rica). The location can control who is allowed to hang around there so if the girl doesn't show up or is complained about they can be banned from the location (fired). It is their way of getting around the prostitution laws. An actual massage parlor requires a different kind of license and different rules to operate. There are a limited number of pension licenses available and many locations classified as pensions do not have girls on the scene (examples Hotel Asia and La Officina). What are springing up now are girls renting apartments and operating out of them. Many were advertising on Backpage Costa Rica. It is technically illegal. They are operating a business without a license. Something that occurs with regularity in Costa Rica and is generally dealt with a fine if a complaint occurs. What is happening now are more are posting on social media sites such as Badoo. If they post a profile saying they are 20 years old and looking to date men 50 to 70 years old it is pretty obvious what they have in mind without spelling it out.

The pensions exist mostly to care for locals not tourists. The girls vary in size, shape, age, beauty and performance. Most do not speak English. They work on volume rather than the big score. They usually get half of the stated price plus any tips given. From a half hour session costing 14,000 colones the girl usually receives 7 k roughly $12.50. Just because a girl is at a pension does not mean that she is of legal age. Age of consent here is 18, You are responsible to know for sure if you go there. If in doubt it is best to request identification. Pensions get checked occasionally by the police. They check business licenses, identification of the girls on the scene and whether the girls of legal age and are legally in the country. It is rare to be in the middle of one of these checks but it occurs on occasion. They generally hold everyone on the scene until they complete their check. Be patient and cooperate. I know of no tourists ever actually arrested on one of these checks in the 12 years I have been here. One thing that could cause a problem would be to be in possession of illegal drugs. Not the place to have them on you or plan to use them.

[World Travel 69]

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Things are always changing there. I used to know the circuit well. Where is Erotico, Pension Erotica #3, Pension 69? I know Monica's well.

Thanks.

Snook.

[Snook]

Things are always changing there. I used to know the circuit well. Where is Erotico, Pension Erotica #3, Pension 69? I know Monica's well.

Thanks.

Snook.

[Dickhead]

Yes Dickhead women in Costa Rica are overpriced. Regardless of where you go it comes down to which one you select as to their skills and rules. Knowing where to look and which ones to take is the challenge.

I like Mónica's. Mónica's is not overpriced!

[Dickhead]

Did you have intercourse with a condom during your trip? I'm willing to bet that's how you got it since there is so much exposed area where there is no condom.

Nah. Clap needs a mucus membrane to survive. Now, you can get herpes or warts in your pubic area having sex with a condom, especially if she is on top and grinding.

[HectorPF]

Took a friend to Monica's MP yesterday. He went with my favorite Veronica so I took a girl I found exceptionally attractive Annie. I wasn't expecting much and boy was I surprised.

Annie, a 19 year old Venezuelan was exceptional. One of my top 10 all time experiences. GFE, everything except anal on the menu at a cost of $27 for a half hour or $35 for an hour. Yes Dickhead women in Costa Rica are overpriced. Regardless of where you go it comes down to which one you select as to their skills and rules. Knowing where to look and which ones to take is the challenge. Costa Rica is far from perfect but I can find more beautiful women in a day than I can physically deal with or afford in a week. Once you find great ones which takes some effort you tend to stick with the proven commodity. The MPs are a great place to discover fantastic women. Not just service providers actual people with feelings and dreams. There are no schools to teach women how to please men. Some do it instinctively, others never have a clue. Monica's had more than ten women working yesterday. At $27 for a half hour you can take 3 or 4 of them, spend several hours and still come out for less than a dinner date in many USA cities.

Are you speaking of Monicas Pension? Or is there a Monicas Massage Parlor as well?

[Eduardo49]

Yeah, that is kind of the problem with Costa Rica right now. Overpriced, overcrowded, too many rules, definitely a lot like Disneyland. Excellent analogy!

Took a friend to Monica's MP yesterday. He went with my favorite Veronica so I took a girl I found exceptionally attractive Annie. I wasn't expecting much and boy was I surprised.

Annie, a 19 year old Venezuelan was exceptional. One of my top 10 all time experiences. GFE, everything except anal on the menu at a cost of $27 for a half hour or $35 for an hour. Yes Dickhead women in Costa Rica are overpriced. Regardless of where you go it comes down to which one you select as to their skills and rules. Knowing where to look and which ones to take is the challenge. Costa Rica is far from perfect but I can find more beautiful women in a day than I can physically deal with or afford in a week. Once you find great ones which takes some effort you tend to stick with the proven commodity. The MPs are a great place to discover fantastic women. Not just service providers actual people with feelings and dreams. There are no schools to teach women how to please men. Some do it instinctively, others never have a clue. Monica's had more than ten women working yesterday. At $27 for a half hour you can take 3 or 4 of them, spend several hours and still come out for less than a dinner date in many USA cities.