San Jose General Reports

[Fuddzie]

Costa Rica is a beautiful country and San Jose is a great city with so much to offer. Safe to boot!! Although I like going to HDR to socialize and sometimes take back to my room, I am disappointed that it's so mechanical. Meaning, it's cookie cutter sex. What I would like to find in this great community are girls who like to have their pussies eaten, fingered, DFK, but banged, titty sucked, BBBJ, and treated with a nice tip, which tends to be a vibrator or dildo. Oh yeah, extra betteries. When I do go mongering in different countries, I find better luck with street gals. From what I have read, San Jose isn't too safe for this. Who on ISG can give me some solid suggestions to make my journey to Costa Rica more enjoyable.

[One Lucky Dogg]

Finally don't forget to get in touch with One Lucky Dogg. Search him on this site. You may end up going to Jaco where the finest pussy in CR operates, but if you're looking to live out a fantasy, that may be the place to be.

Jaco is the place to be on Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights. The Cocal is still crazy until 1 am And then the after party starts at Jaco Blu. However, if you are stuck to the intercontinental and have to stay in the San Jose Area, then your choices are the M. P's pretty much (Zona II, New Fantasy, Relax, Monica's). What a lot of my high end guys that are here for business and are Staying at the non-chica friendly hotels (Crown Plaza, Intercontinental, Doubletree, ect.) is get another room, say at the Mona Lisa for $45 a night. This way you can pull independent from there, the Del Rey or my favorite sport, the Sportsmen Lodge. Have fun on your Business trip.

One Lucky Dogg.

[NastyBoy]

Hi guys. I get my first opportunity to come to San Jose, on business, July 31 and Aug 1. I arrive late in the day, and am a bit hesitant about venturing out at night. I'm not sure if my coworker is a monger too. I'll be staying at the Intercontinental, I guess it's by something called the multiplaza. I'm pretty sure it isn't tica friendly and it looks like the closest places to the hotel are M&S girls, Masaje Tantra and Athena 101. Any info on those places would be appreciated. Also reading back quite a way in the forum, I still can't figure out where Gringo Gulch is located exactly. I have recommendations for Pension Monica's, The Pantera Rosa, and LE Grillion strip clubs.

Also I'd like info on taxi rates. I really don't want to spend $50 dollars in taxi rides for a $40 dollar BJ.

I assume by reading the forum that HDR doesn't rent short time rooms, however, it does sound like a great spot to grab a beer and check out the scenery. So I guess my plan would be to take a cab on Saturday afternoon to the HDR, then walk to Monica's unless the places closer to my hotel are just as reliable.

Thanks to all who choose to respond.

HD2.

Finally don't forget to get in touch with One Lucky Dogg. Search him on this site. You may end up going to Jaco where the finest pussy in CR operates, but if you're looking to live out a fantasy, that may be the place to be.

[NastyBoy]

Pension 360 ripoff earlier this month.

I speak of the two story tan building in Paseo Colon a few blocks in behind the Toyota dealership. And for anyone who'the defend the place claiming they've had no bad experiences there, let me say that I could have said the same thing up until my latest experience. It's entirely up to you if you want to patronize them. I won't again and here's why.

I chose a girl Tatianna after she agreed to two extras for a 10 mil colones combined up charge, but when we got to the room the price had doubled. I called the deal off and she called down the stairs for one of the managers, Pupys. I'm BTW very familiar with both managers, Pupys and Chino. They had seen my face for years and I had spent a lot of cash there. Anyway the girl demanded a 5 mil payment because in the room before things went sour I momentarily saw her stripped down to her panties. Yes, I'm serious. LOL To quote Pupys, "because you saw her naked. ".

And management supported her in the nonsense. Both Pupys and Chino were in house. I tried to reason with both but there was no communication. They just recited over and over a canned response to anything I said, "cinco mil for the lady" even though both can handle a good amount of English. Had it been some real money I might have refused to pay and headed for the door, but as it was I just gave up the 5 mil and told them I would not be back.

Also while on vacation I uploaded a report about this in Spanish to the main Tico forum, "the foro" as it is often called by gringos. The report was concise, to the point, contained appropriate language, and there is no way it could have violated any forum rules. Yet two hours later it was deleted and my username was permanently banned. I was not at all surprised because I knew in advance that Pupys is an administrator and constant poster in the adult section of that forum. It's obvious that he abused his authority to protect his business interests.

He refused to discuss the matter face to face or in his forum even in his own language because he knew as well as me that the demand was ridiculous. And it's clear that supporting the girl's silliness was more important to him than my business or others that I may share my experience with. His choice. Other choices abound.

Cocksuckers. Let them eat shit for the rest of their pitiful tico lives.

[NastyBoy]

Hi guys. I get my first opportunity to come to San Jose, on business, July 31 and Aug 1. I arrive late in the day, and am a bit hesitant about venturing out at night. I'm not sure if my coworker is a monger too. I'll be staying at the Intercontinental, I guess it's by something called the multiplaza. I'm pretty sure it isn't tica friendly and it looks like the closest places to the hotel are M&S girls, Masaje Tantra and Athena 101. Any info on those places would be appreciated. Also reading back quite a way in the forum, I still can't figure out where Gringo Gulch is located exactly. I have recommendations for Pension Monica's, The Pantera Rosa, and LE Grillion strip clubs.

Also I'd like info on taxi rates. I really don't want to spend $50 dollars in taxi rides for a $40 dollar BJ.

I assume by reading the forum that HDR doesn't rent short time rooms, however, it does sound like a great spot to grab a beer and check out the scenery. So I guess my plan would be to take a cab on Saturday afternoon to the HDR, then walk to Monica's unless the places closer to my hotel are just as reliable.

Thanks to all who choose to respond.

HD2.

As for taxis they are cheap. You have to act like you're not a newbie. Look for the Maria which is the meter. If you don't see it ask. Where is the Maria. That will put you on the straight and narrow. Then know your exchange rate and pay cabs in colones. You don't have to tip but I usually do. I mean wtf. I'm an american gringo and they dig it. For me it's cool to be polite. I'm not a cheapskate when I'm down there. But rest assured you are still a gringo. The older cab drivers are straight with you. The younger cab drivers like to give you a tour of the city. Get a map from this site and know where you are going before you go there. But if you stay at Sleep Inn everything is within walking distance. Don't underestimate the ability to speak espanol.

[NastyBoy]

Hi guys. I get my first opportunity to come to San Jose, on business, July 31 and Aug 1. I arrive late in the day, and am a bit hesitant about venturing out at night. I'm not sure if my coworker is a monger too. I'll be staying at the Intercontinental, I guess it's by something called the multiplaza. I'm pretty sure it isn't tica friendly and it looks like the closest places to the hotel are M&S girls, Masaje Tantra and Athena 101. Any info on those places would be appreciated. Also reading back quite a way in the forum, I still can't figure out where Gringo Gulch is located exactly. I have recommendations for Pension Monica's, The Pantera Rosa, and LE Grillion strip clubs.

Also I'd like info on taxi rates. I really don't want to spend $50 dollars in taxi rides for a $40 dollar BJ.

I assume by reading the forum that HDR doesn't rent short time rooms, however, it does sound like a great spot to grab a beer and check out the scenery. So I guess my plan would be to take a cab on Saturday afternoon to the HDR, then walk to Monica's unless the places closer to my hotel are just as reliable.

Thanks to all who choose to respond.

HD2.

Dude. It sounds like you have some cash. As do I whenever I go down there for some nookie. Sleep Inn is worth the money for hotel accommodations. Plus it is even connected to the Del Rey which everyone recommends but if you want to get the best value for your money learn to speak espanol. The best place for nookie for the inexperienced monger is zona 2. They usually have a good selection of babes and just act like you know the deal. Which is usually what they charge and what you have to pay for extras eg bbj and swallow etc.

[Sammon]

I did a quick 3 day trip to San Jose.

Arrived around noon and hotel was Morazan. Girlfriendly. Room Basic. Got it for $50 a night. I like this hotel because of location. Half a block to Del Ray.

Around the corner there is a massage place. 2 Girl massage cost $40.1 Hour. No extras although they would have done it. Went to Del Ray and picking were slim. All fuglies and old. Picked one reasonably young one, negotiated $50ST and back to the room. It was OK just to get the edge off. Done in half hour and she leaves. Some more gambling downstairs, made some money and room for a nap. Nice nap. Back to Del Ray in the evening. Girls were little better but not much. What happened to all Colombians I used to see?

Majority were local ticas. Some drinking, some gambling, some eating to while away the time. Got a girl (see Pic) . Very nice 31 year old, slightly chubby. Very good service, likes anal and very horny. She said she was horny because no sex for a week. Cannot imagine why one week is a big deal because some girls go whole year without sex. But in her work I guess frequent sex is normal. Anyway she has a vibrator and loves to use it. Very energetic, ready for anything. We wore each other out. Another round after some rest and she leaves with $80 + some tip. Made a dinner date with her next day because I do not like eating alone and I know she is clean, nice smelling and friendly. Has one kid. I asked her to stay all night but she has 1 kid and could not. After she left back to del ray. Some more gambling and won few dollars. Got talking to a beautiful chica and asked her about toda la noche. She said no because she just had a baby and still lactating. Talked to some more girls but no takers for LT. Things have really gone south in San Jose. Gone are the days when it was normal for girls I picked to be with me till next morning. I liked to take them out to dinner, dancing after sex in the room. Did not find many young 18-23 year olds. Most were past their prime. Hard to find Nicaraguans, Panamaniams, Colombians coming to make some money. Economy must have improved. Somebody said it is better in Jaco. They also said girls are afraid of immigration check in San Jose.

Next day once again massage followed by afternoon delight. 25 Year old with 2 kids. Nothing to write home about but to her credit pussy was tight and boobs were nice, not sagging. No rush service and she was horny as well. She also complained that nobody took her for a long time. Who knows what is the truth!

Dinner date came in the evening and we spend 4 hours together. Nice family restaurant with great food corner on the same side as Presidente Hotel. Great sex followed. Loves to be abused. Gave her contact info. If anybody is interested I can share. Send PM.

Same routine continued till I came back. Disappointed that no knockouts there anymore although the service was good from the ones I picked. Did not find any GFE.

[Dickhead]

Gringo Gulch probably comprises from about Calle 3 to Calle 11 and Avenida 1 to Avenida 13 but it's really more of a mental concept than a defined area. Mónica's is a pretty healthy walk from Hotel Del Rey, maybe about 20 blocks. Taxis are all metered and you can't spend much more than $5-$10 for a ride within the city. You can also take a bus for about 60 cents. That is what I do.

You will probably want to consider this, because that hotel is not even in the city of San José; it is in Escazú. Do note that there are numerous hotels around the Del Rey that DO rent short term rooms, if you want to go that route.

[Horn Dog Too]

Hi guys. I get my first opportunity to come to San Jose, on business, July 31 and Aug 1. I arrive late in the day, and am a bit hesitant about venturing out at night. I'm not sure if my coworker is a monger too. I'll be staying at the Intercontinental, I guess it's by something called the multiplaza. I'm pretty sure it isn't tica friendly and it looks like the closest places to the hotel are M&S girls, Masaje Tantra and Athena 101. Any info on those places would be appreciated. Also reading back quite a way in the forum, I still can't figure out where Gringo Gulch is located exactly. I have recommendations for Pension Monica's, The Pantera Rosa, and LE Grillion strip clubs.

Also I'd like info on taxi rates. I really don't want to spend $50 dollars in taxi rides for a $40 dollar BJ.

I assume by reading the forum that HDR doesn't rent short time rooms, however, it does sound like a great spot to grab a beer and check out the scenery. So I guess my plan would be to take a cab on Saturday afternoon to the HDR, then walk to Monica's unless the places closer to my hotel are just as reliable.

Thanks to all who choose to respond.

HD2.

[NashDrummerBoy]

I'll be visiting the del Rey Halloween weekend can anyone tell me what to expect?

HDR will be hopping. But do not miss Key Largo Halloween night. You will think you're an extra in Michael Jackson's "Thriller" video.

[Paulie97]

But where, I have been to sketchy places there San Jose. What are the names. I really love Sportsmans but my Spanish is 80% I know 12 countries yadd YADDA. Thanks for the reply.

Since it has been several days.

There are a lot of choices for you in San Jose if you want to step away from the usual spots for gringos. Bring a pair of broken in sneakers with a lot of tread left and do some walking. For me that's half the fun.

You can start with this public Google Map that two gentleman were industrious and kind enough to create. Then ask questions if you like. I'd be happy to weigh in some and I'm sure others will as well.

https://mapsengine.google.com/map/vi...E.kIOtfvnBUIUw

[Oh Ya Papi]

The more English they speak, the worse service they give. Relatively more English speaking chicas hang out at both Del Rey and Sportsman's than in almost any other place. Therefore, the service in those two places tends to be the worst in town. But, if you don't speak much Spanish, you won't ever find out how much better the service can be in other places. That is why many people who can't speak much Spanish prefer those two places, and often have a good time there.

But where, I have been to sketchy places there San Jose. What are the names. I really love Sportsmans but my Spanish is 80% I know 12 countries yadd YADDA. Thanks for the reply.

[Manny51]

Pension 360 ripoff earlier this month.

I speak of the two story tan building in Paseo Colon a few blocks in behind the Toyota dealership. And for anyone who'the defend the place claiming they've had no bad experiences there, let me say that I could have said the same thing up until my latest experience. It's entirely up to you if you want to patronize them. I won't again and here's why.

Also while on vacation I uploaded a report about this in Spanish to the main Tico forum, "the foro" as it is often called by gringos. Yet two hours later it was deleted and my username was permanently banned. I was not at all surprised because I knew in advance that Pupys is an administrator and constant poster in the adult section of that forum. It's obvious that he abused his authority to protect his business interests.

He refused to discuss the matter face to face or in his forum even in his own language because he knew as well as me that the demand was ridiculous. And it's clear that supporting the girl's silliness was more important to him than my business or others that I may share my experience with. His choice. Other choices abound.

Pension 360 -- BLACKLISTED.

[Paulie97]

Sir you handled that perfectly. The fools will lose a lot of people on this forum who might have went there if they did not read your report. These type of girls make for a sad part of a vacation. For small amounts of money it is always best to move on without to much stress, and remember to avoid in the future.

Thanks John.

[John Gault]

Pension 360 ripoff earlier this month.

I speak of the two story tan building in Paseo Colon a few blocks in behind the Toyota dealership. And for anyone who'the defend the place claiming they've had no bad experiences there, let me say that I could have said the same thing up until my latest experience. It's entirely up to you if you want to patronize them. I won't again and here's why.

I chose a girl Tatianna after she agreed to two extras for a 10 mil colones combined up charge, but when we got to the room the price had doubled. I called the deal off and she called down the stairs for one of the managers, Pupys. I'm BTW very familiar with both managers, Pupys and Chino. They had seen my face for years and I had spent a lot of cash there. Anyway the girl demanded a 5 mil payment because in the room before things went sour I momentarily saw her stripped down to her panties. Yes, I'm serious. LOL To quote Pupys, "because you saw her naked. ".

And management supported her in the nonsense. Both Pupys and Chino were in house. I tried to reason with both but there was no communication. They just recited over and over a canned response to anything I said, "cinco mil for the lady" even though both can handle a good amount of English. Had it been some real money I might have refused to pay and headed for the door, but as it was I just gave up the 5 mil and told them I would not be back.

Also while on vacation I uploaded a report about this in Spanish to the main Tico forum, "the foro" as it is often called by gringos. The report was concise, to the point, contained appropriate language, and there is no way it could have violated any forum rules. Yet two hours later it was deleted and my username was permanently banned. I was not at all surprised because I knew in advance that Pupys is an administrator and constant poster in the adult section of that forum. It's obvious that he abused his authority to protect his business interests.

He refused to discuss the matter face to face or in his forum even in his own language because he knew as well as me that the demand was ridiculous. And it's clear that supporting the girl's silliness was more important to him than my business or others that I may share my experience with. His choice. Other choices abound.

Sir you handled that perfectly. The fools will lose a lot of people on this forum who might have went there if they did not read your report. These type of girls make for a sad part of a vacation. For small amounts of money it is always best to move on without to much stress, and remember to avoid in the future.