San Jose General Reports

[Johnny Sax]

It was posted in the Photos forum that the Presidente now has a policy of "no mini skirts and no sleeveless shirts".

I will repost the original post, which was said to have been found on another reputable board:
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"Presidente new chica policy
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Sup gents. I just got back from another fantastic trip to CR with one notable exception. The Presidente Hotel now has a new dress code for the girls- no sleeveless shirts or miniskirts. Since it was summer down there and neither I nor my companion had a jacket, I was told my new friend could not go upstairs. I explained that the girl was dressed like every other tica in town, but the night manager at the Presidente, some prick named Luis, insisted. We exchanged words and the girl had to leave. I was too upset to party at that point anyway. It is true they aren't charging, but this new clothing policy is just about the most stupid thing I have ever experienced in all of my travels. No other hotel has this policy. Then to make matters worse, the day supervisor called me the next morning requesting a meeting. I refused, so she CAME TO MY ROOM to confront me for getting upset. It was clear that she sided with her manager and wasn't even listening to me. I will never stay at the Presidente again. I recommend Del Rey or even the Holiday Inn (although they charge extra for the girl) Thought you guys should know. Stay somewhere where they will respect you, your desires, and your privacy."
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I totally agree with the poster: The Presidente is going too far in their policy. They can't have it both ways. Either they can accept mongers and their "girlfriends" or they can go against them. I happen to have just signed up with Costa Rica Ticas MAINLY because I wanted to stay at the Presidente with the great discount they offer. Now I fear the discount will be useless to me, as I can't imagine my wanting to stay there if they have this policy in effect.

Look, I could see them saying, "No vulgar clothing allowed", so as to weed out some chicks coming in with their asses showing or nipples peaking out above a tiny bra, something like that. But come on, there are women in mini-skirts ALL OVER San Jose during the DAY, let alone at night. And there is certainly nothing wrong with a sleeveless blouse!

It appears to me that the Presidente is deciding they don't want mongers and working girls there. So if that is the case, let's cooperate by boycotting both their hotel and their restaurant. Maybe then they'll reverse this ridiculous policy.

Our only power to address this grievance is through our decision to support them or not support them. I say we let them know that we will not be supporting them until such time as they make a more reasonable dress code policy. Again, I would not blame them for not wanting someone who was dressed outlandishly, such as I described above. But come on, a girl in a mini-skirt, high heels, and low cut dress or blouse is not offensive to anyone. You can see more than that any night on any of the cable stations, even non-pay stations like FX. And I am sure there will be gringas staying there in the summer with mini-skirts, short skirts and tops without sleeves, even - god forbid! - cleavage showing.

This seems to me to be a clear statement against us mongers and the working girls we like to bring back to the room. So I for one am going to contact Costa Rica Ticas and ask them to intervene on our behalf, and I think we all should write the Presidente and let them know they will be losing business with this policy.

Do they have the right to set a policy like this? Absolutely! And do we have the right - even responsibility - to let them know they will be losing our business because of it. Also: yes.

I will be writing them today, and I suggest you do the same.

You can write them at www dot hotel-presidente dot com, just click on the Contact page and you'll get their web form.

I suggest a very polite and civil e-mail. Here is something like what I plan to write:

Dear Sir or Madam:

It has come to my attention that you have a "no mini-skirt and no sleeveless blouse" dress code policy.

If this is true, it means that most of the girls from the Blue Marlin Bar or Key Largo cannot enter your hotel. Is this your intention? It also means that many gringas who are paying to stay there may not be acceptable to you.

Is it your intention that many men who come to San Jose' will no longer stay at your hotel because of this policy? Or that they will also not eat in your restaurant? I think you might lose money if this is the case.

I can understand your not wanting girls who are dressing or acting in an obscene way, but there is nothing wrong with mini-skirts and sleeveless blouses.

Can you tell me what exactly is your new dress code policy, and why you have made this change?

If you do not want single men to stay at your hotel and bring guests, then I think you may lose a lot of business both at your hotel and at the News Cafe'.

Sincerely,

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[Jaimito Cartero]

D'Pelufo (correct spelling) is nowhere near those other clubs but is well worth going to on its own. The place is very grungy but the girls can be very hot and friendly.

Just be careful if you volunteer to go on stage. Cough.

[Psychman]

[QUOTE=Johnny Sax].

3) Oasis is the one place everyone raves about, it's cheaper than Zona Blue and New Fantasy but I've never been over there. You may want to check it out. Not sure if all the taxi drivers know about it, so see this site for instructions on how to find it. By the way, does this place have lockers, sauna or anything or is it just a pure "house" of pros?[QUOTE]Oasis does not have lockers, but it is a pretty safe place, or at least I have never heard of any of the guys having problems. The one drag is that the showers are past the room where the girls sits (on one side of the building anyhow). The price is 12,000 currently, or $24. I have probably been with 10 girls from there, and I would say that 8 have been at least good, with Laura being an absolute goddess. Adrianna is fun too, and they are smoking together.

The amenities are basic, it is not the type of place to hang out in, like Zona Blue. Accoss the street is a grear Peruvian restuarnat, and there are several other fun places in the area..

[Johnny Sax]

.i have some more stories about this trip that i will share ...as this board has been slow the past few weeks.....

Please share, the more details the better, especially about all these cheaper places.

[NastyBoy]

i have some more stories about this trip that i will share ...as this board has been slow the past few weeks.....

Please do...especially the 6.00 us you mentioned.
NB

[ChiliMike]

Well, as sun devil reported i was one of the members he went to a few clubs with...(sun devil is a great guy and fun to hang with ) with all the reports and info we share on this board and c.r.t. you would think that many gringos would show up at these clubs.However i have yet to see anthor american in these clubs unless they are with us, and i went to all the clubs the last 7 nites in a row ....every nite. As some of you might have remembered i wrote about the american being robbed near b.m. so i had to check it out, and the story was true!
So i was a little more carefull this trip and walked less but i didnt feel i was in any danger at any time, only once did it get a little funny....as myself and a friend were coming out of VIPS 2 there were 4 taxi guys waiting for people coming out the door. And the first one out the door asks...taxi sir and i say yes and we start to walk toward the cab and a differnt taxi guy says ..taxi sir..and i say we have a guy, and my friend says lets go to the club next door and so we start up the steet. Well let me tell you, it was like something on C.N.N. the second taxi starts a fight with the first one i guess for jumping his turn and the 3 of them beat this guy to the near death (over a $1.00 fare) i mean i was all the way up the street and i could hear fists hitting skin and then the guy drops and the kicking starts...he was able to drive away ( i dont know how ) but he got away.
On this trip i keep spending less and less time at bm and the key largo at best was the last place to go...i only took 2 girls out of the bm and spent only 50.00 both times and sex was ...just ok...the one girl i took out of key largo never made it to my room as she was a ***** who didnt think she was a ***** ...i tried my best with her as she was hot but before making it to my room ..she wanted something to eat (bad sign) but i said ok...thinking maybe with a few more drinks in this girl she would lose the princess act....it only got worst, so i throw 2.00 on the table...and i get up and tell her you are in the wrong bussiness and should get a job at the mall...i had my best sex with girls i payed 6.00 us for ....yes...i said 6.00 and had many for 7500 colones that were hot and fun...i also had a girl ask me for 200.00 us in key largo...i ask her what plant she came from....to sum it all up .....i had a great trip and found some more places that had hot girls for a 10th of the bm price...and i went and ask about a white water trip....never went on it , but i did try...as this was my 5 th trip and i have yet to see a beach or a rain forest maybe next trip....i have some more stories about this trip that i will share ...as this board has been slow the past few weeks.....

[KYJ]

The hair cut place closed a few years ago.

[Rebel Monger]

Anyone been to this place "Bikinis"? A hair cutting place where you can get sex? or...? Please report... (I did a search but didn't find anything here...)

Isn't that the place that burned down a long time ago?

[Johnny Sax]

Anyone been to this place "Bikinis"? A hair cutting place where you can get sex? or...? Please report... (I did a search but didn't find anything here...)

[Sun Devil]

Another massage parlor in the neighborhood of Oasis is VIP. The fee for massage and full service is 17,000 colones for a room that has a jacuzzi and a king sized bed. For those wanting only a massage table, the fee is 14,000 colones.

I went today and chose Mitchell since all the good ones at Oasis were busy satisfying customers in the rooms. For anal and BBBJCIM, she asked for a tip, which I happily complied.

[Sun Devil]

Thanks Chase Star for answering Sr. Sax. I have been too busy getting drunk and chasing chicks to get back on this website. If you like young hot looking Latinas, D´Pelufo is the place to go. Every taxi driver should know this place. Be sure to mention that you want to go to the San Pedro location, because they have another one in Alajuela, which is near the airport. The entrance is in the back, around a gravel driveway, and they are open on Sundays, unlike a lot of clubs in San Jose.

Like Chase Star said, full service is not on the menu, but bj is available, depending on the girl. A girl named Mitchell is one that comes to mind. Plus, when you go in, they will give you a ticket that will discount the entrance fee to 500 colones on a subsequent trip.

[Prolijo]

Kamur is 1km due south of Arcada's and Molino Rojo making it a good stop either before or after visiting those places (but don't walk it). It recently changed management and I haven't been there since it happened but they have since gotten very good reviews (maybe a double is really a double now). You can check out www.kamurnightclub.com/ing.html to get an idea of the quality of the girls. (Kelly, Roxana and Rubi are my faves)

D'Pelufo (correct spelling) is nowhere near those other clubs but is well worth going to on its own. It is on the east side of San Pedro which is east of downtown. Just tell the cabbie "50 metros este de Muñoz y Nanne en San Pedro" (its also indicated on my map). The place is very grungy but the girls can be very hot and friendly. www.dpelufo.com will give you an idea of what you might find there. Keep in mind some work at the Alajuela club and some may not work there at all anymore (don't know how often they update the website), but the quality is there. They're particularly known for their lesbo show on Sunday nights which feature a variety of opportunities for audience participation. Cover charge is 3500c and includes 2 drink tickets. Seats at the front during the show cost 2K more and comes with 2 more tickets, but you need to get there early to get one (no later than 9:30). Subsequent drinks if 4 ain't enough are 1K. Private dances lasting 2-3 songs are 5K. If you're an exhibitionist you can get longer lap dances on stage for 1K. The dances can get very intimate and you can get your rocks off but you ain't going to get fucked, at least not on site. What you might be able to arrange with the girls for later on is another story.

[Johnny Sax]

I went to Pantera Rosa last night after doing a round of places such as Molino Rojo, Arcadas, Las Margeritas and Club Monaco with 2 other members of this site. I had a great time with 2 girls at Pantera: Cristal and Sasha. Drinks were 3500 colones for the girls and 1500 colones for myself.

By buying ladies drinks, you can pretty much touch anywhere. This goes with other clubs. Also, since Sasha was menstruating, I paid around $50 to take a new girl from Limon, who started working at Pantera on Wednesday, to one of the side rooms for 30 minutes for full service. This was after having sex with a chick named Nicole at Club Monaco for 1500 colones ($30).

I left Pantera Rosa at 6 am with the sun already up and grabbed a bite to it at the free buffet breakfast at Clarion Amon Plaza. Afterwards, it was lights out until 2 hours ago. Life is good when you´re young, single and in Costa Rica.

There are a lot of other options in San Jose than the Del Rey. Tonight I am going to Kamur and Depelufo, two other viable options than the Del Rey, because Pantera is closed on Sundays. The price for taking a chick in the back room at Kamur is $75.

Thanks for the details; Pantera Rosa does'nt sound too bad, as long as the girls don't just down watered-down drinks like water...

How was Club Monaco, safety wise. I originally went 2 years ago when it wasn't a strip club, just a bar. Found a super hot and friendly chick there and took her upstairs for $15! or was it $20? Well, anyway, I know it wasn't $30. Anyway I went back by there a few weeks ago, and it looked somehow spookier than before. Maybe the 1st time I was just too drunk to notice... Were there other gringos when you went? Did it have any "threatening" vibe to it or was it pretty mellow? Actually I wanted to go but my buddy didn't like the place, and I didn't want to go alone in that area. How many girls were there when you went?

Please report back on Kamur and Depelufo - this one I've never heard of! Where is it?

[Sun Devil]

I went to Pantera Rosa last night after doing a round of places such as Molino Rojo, Arcadas, Las Margeritas and Club Monaco with 2 other members of this site. I had a great time with 2 girls at Pantera: Cristal and Sasha. Drinks were 3500 colones for the girls and 1500 colones for myself.

By buying ladies drinks, you can pretty much touch anywhere. This goes with other clubs. Also, since Sasha was menstruating, I paid around $50 to take a new girl from Limon, who started working at Pantera on Wednesday, to one of the side rooms for 30 minutes for full service. This was after having sex with a chick named Nicole at Club Monaco for 1500 colones ($30).

I left Pantera Rosa at 6 am with the sun already up and grabbed a bite to it at the free buffet breakfast at Clarion Amon Plaza. Afterwards, it was lights out until 2 hours ago. Life is good when you´re young, single and in Costa Rica.

There are a lot of other options in San Jose than the Del Rey. Tonight I am going to Kamur and Depelufo, two other viable options than the Del Rey, because Pantera is closed on Sundays. The price for taking a chick in the back room at Kamur is $75.

[Johnny Sax]

I have only been to Josephinas which must be one of the biggest rip offs in all of Central America. I haven't been to any of the others; I've read a little about Panteras but would appreciate some of you guys laying it all out for me, rating the various strip clubs and reviewing them.

Also please advise if sex is available there and if so how much; though I don't mind if it isn't available, I could still use it as a warm up to later action at Key Largo or...

I actually feel like taking a break from the mongering action if I'm there for 4-5 days and would appreciate just kicking back and watching strippers, getting a lap dance or two, without the inevitable negotiation about taking her back to my room.

So fill me in on the strip club scene, please. For starters, what are the differences between Panteras and Kamur's, for example?