San Jose General Reports

[World Travel 69]

First I have to say thanks for checking out these places.

I would not walk into these first 3 places that you did. I am getting too old.

Next the locations of Pension Lisbeth and the Monaco Club seems to be in a different location that I had originally placed them.

When I Googled the Monaco Club it put it in a new location.

https://www.google.com/maps/d/edit?h...398197304&z=15

Checked some pensions today start from cheapest ones have a couple hours walk at town different places.

Pension liliam pension, pension paramount, pension portuguesa they are all next to each other on same side of the road. Come around 12 pm the area looks little bit dodgy with homeless people sleeping and some drug addicts but seems pretty safe at daytime with many normal people walking around so if someone want check these places just do it!! This all pensions between all of them probably have 40- 50 girls inside at my visited time it was packed and many locals inside. I ask 2 diffrent girls prices for 30 minutes and they told me 8000 colones. All girls was looking older type here between 30-50 years probaly just saw couple youngers ones but all girls was not good looking. I saw one girl I like at one of these pensions (forget which one) she was younger looks like between 20-25 I ask her how much for 30 minutes but she told me 15000 colones I said no 8 k vamos? . She said again 15 k so I walk away (she just try her luck overcharge me with gringo price).

Next place I checked was pension lisbeth its next doors to monaco club on the corner between avenida 9 and calle 6 (not on avenida 7 and calle 6 like showing at mongering map) I was passing by and dorman shout to me chickas come inside. I ask him how much for 30 minutes he told me 20 dollars so probably it 12 k colones. He said go inside have a look. I walk upstairs but was just 1 girl so so looking I ask her can I see more girls but she told me have just one more and she is accupied now. So I said thank you and go out. Dorman told me come after 1 hour will be negra girl with big tits. I said him ok and walk away.

After I walk to pension 360 on the way some drug addict start following me and start in english asking for small coins for him. I told I don't have money he politely said thank and left.

This pension look more modern inside have 4 or 5 girls but I didint like any of them.

Next pension was pension erotico just opositte monica pension. When I walk in 4 girls was sitting on sofas they all was not my type I ask do they have more girls? One girl shouted something at spanish and 2 more girls come from other room 1 was not so bad but I though maybe I will find something better at monica pension if not I comeback for her.

Monica pension I walk inside they have 5 girls at this time 2 was not so bad looking compare with all other pension girls I see today. So I decided I need have one. I ask girl how much for 30 minutes she point with finger at small room with bars. Inside was nice foreigner guy who speaks english with me. He offer me free water and ask where I come from. I ask him prices for 30 minutes and he told me 15 k colones. I choose one girl with cute face. Later I find out she was nicaraguan 21 years old. The room was nice and clean here, have tv, fan big shower, towels, lubricant. Girl change bedsheets after we finish. The girl has really cute face but when she take of clothes her body was not great have marks from babies. I ask how many children she has she said 2. She done covered BJ (want extra for BBBJ) after we fuck for a while and after 20 minutes I finish. I walk from out from room and ask foreigner guy when its best time to come and they have most of girls? He told me probably its best time is weekend morning like 11 am. He said they have 25 or 26 rotating girls in total. I recommned this place it was best one from today I have seen!! If someone can recommned me better pensions and clubs ( not this one where girls asking 60-100 dollars for short time) with good looking girls (from mongering map let me know and I will check it out.

[Crusader560]

Just got back last week. I learned the rainy season is not so bad. Or maybe I was lucky. When you look online it shows thunderstorms everyday 100%. But, it might have rained maybe twice a day for maybe 30 minutes to an hour. Then it was bright and sunny. Now are far as the girls from please try to not over pay. I feel the usual at Delray is $80 to $100 max. And that includes the tip. The line up was some good, and some not so good. But, I think you should be able to find someone to play with.

But, there are 2 things that are terrible. I feel the owner of Delray, who I was told owns the del Mar. Restaurant and key largo is crazy. I will explain. Key largo use to have a club inside, with a DJ playing music and the girls use to walk back and forth, and it had live music also. But it was good because you could take a friend there listen to music, drink and dance. It made it feel almost normal. But, now that the club is closed off. It is just a big empty place. They still have live music. But, the place is empty. I was there from Friday till Wednesday. And maybe you might see 5 people inside who don't work there.

And now the last think which is the craziest thing I could imagine. Delray is ground zero for seeing women to keep us company, LOL.

The owner just made a new change to the rules in Delray. And I confirmed this with the guy where you get the rooms. If a girl is inside with out a drink in her hand she will be asked to leave!

This has to be the dumbest think I have ever heard of. The only reason people go to Delray is to see the women. If he kicks out the women, the men will go also. He must think we go to Delray because we like the area or something. The more women the better. Can you imaging Delray with no women. It will close down. Really just 2 stupid decisions.

[Pokeris]

Decided to give a look how this del rey girls look like in person and check out the place. Grab uber and arrived around 21.00 pm inside was around 20 girls and 8- 10 foreigners. Most of girls was looking not good and old but I saw 2 beautiful young ones probably in range of 8. I got imperial small country and beer for 2 k and look around. Have a conversation with american guy he told me he is living here 22 years. I ask him how much the girls cost here 80 dollars? He told if you ask them how much they all tell you 100 dollars but probably today you can get them down for 60 because they are desperate not so many costumers. I show him madagascar girls pics on my phone which I have all night for 10 dollars he looked interested. I finish beer catch uber and went to pirates club.
Before I come this place I was imagine its a club with girls dancing but when I arrived I saw just nice bar (more like sports bar) have 6 or 7 big screen tv which was showing football and play good music and cozy inside. I sit order imperial beer for 1200 k. Inside was 5 girls but they all was older type probably 30-40 years old. I though maybe I missing something? Where is all dancers here? I ask waitress on my phone in spanish do they have here some club upstairs with girls? She text me back on my phone all girls is here now and you can get them for massage or whatever you want. 5 minute later other older girl come to me and said in english if you want some information tell me I help you I can speak english. I ask here when more girls is coming? She said today is Tuesday nobody wants work. But why you need more girls? You have 5 of us? I laugh and said its not enough I need more. She smile and said in case if you change your mind tell me I do good (massage) and other things and price is 40 dollar 30 minutes and 1 hour 60 dollar. (probably she increase long time price on 10 dollars when see me.) I finish my beer and walk outside to catch uber. Police was staying next to the club so I thought uber driver will be scary to pick me up. So I walk opossite side on the street and didint see at first 10-15 homeless people sleeping (not recommended walk at night that side) I call uber and comeback hotel was feeling to sleepy for check out more places. Tomorrow will carry on pensions again.

[Pokeris]

Checked some pensions today start from cheapest ones have a couple hours walk at town diffrent places.

Pension liliam pension, pension paramount, pension portuguesa they are all next to each other on same side of the road. Come around 12 pm the area looks little bit dodgy with homeless people sleeping and some drug addicts but seems pretty safe at daytime with many normal people walking around so if someone want check these places just do it!! This all pensions between all of them probably have 40- 50 girls inside at my visited time it was packed and many locals inside. I ask 2 diffrent girls prices for 30 minutes and they told me 8000 colones. All girls was looking older type here between 30-50 years probaly just saw couple youngers ones but all girls was not good looking. I saw one girl I like at one of these pensions (forget which one) she was younger looks like between 20-25 I ask her how much for 30 minutes but she told me 15000 colones I said no 8 k vamos? . She said again 15 k so I walk away (she just try her luck overcharge me with gringo price).

Next place I checked was pension lisbeth its next doors to monaco club on the corner between avenida 9 and calle 6 (not on avenida 7 and calle 6 like showing at mongering map) I was passing by and dorman shout to me chickas come inside. I ask him how much for 30 minutes he told me 20 dollars so probably it 12 k colones. He said go inside have a look. I walk upstairs but was just 1 girl so so looking I ask her can I see more girls but she told me have just one more and she is accupied now. So I said thank you and go out. Dorman told me come after 1 hour will be negra girl with big tits. I said him ok and walk away.

After I walk to pension 360 on the way some drug addict start following me and start in english asking for small coins for him. I told I don't have money he politely said thank and left.

This pension look more modern inside have 4 or 5 girls but I didint like any of them.

Next pension was pension erotico just opositte monica pension. When I walk in 4 girls was sitting on sofas they all was not my type I ask do they have more girls? One girl shouted something at spanish and 2 more girls come from other room 1 was not so bad but I though maybe I will find something better at monica pension if not I comeback for her.

Monica pension I walk inside they have 5 girls at this time 2 was not so bad looking compare with all other pension girls I see today. So I decided I need have one. I ask girl how much for 30 minutes she point with finger at small room with bars. Inside was nice foreigner guy who speaks english with me. He offer me free water and ask where I come from. I ask him prices for 30 minutes and he told me 15 k colones. I choose one girl with cute face. Later I find out she was nicaraguan 21 years old. The room was nice and clean here, have tv, fan big shower, towels, lubricant. Girl change bedsheets after we finish. The girl has really cute face but when she take of clothes her body was not great have marks from babies. I ask how many children she has she said 2. She done covered BJ (want extra for BBBJ) after we fuck for a while and after 20 minutes I finish. I walk from out from room and ask foreigner guy when its best time to come and they have most of girls? He told me probably its best time is weekend morning like 11 am. He said they have 25 or 26 rotating girls in total. I recommned this place it was best one from today I have seen!! If someone can recommned me better pensions and clubs ( not this one where girls asking 60-100 dollars for short time) with good looking girls (from mongering map let me know and I will check it out.

[Pokeris]

Find unbeliavable price roundtrip direct flight from london to Liberia (Costa Rica) for 350 dollars last minute so decide to give a try for Costa Rica and tick out it from my mongering to do countries list. Arrived at Liberia airport ask taxi how much is the price for pulmitan bus station at Liberia they told me 20 dollars. I walk out from airport and get uber for 5000 colones. He bring me at station I bough bus ticket for 4300 colones to san jose it takes 4. 5 hours from Liberia to reach san jose. Arrived 7 pm walk from station couple hundred metres and check in at hotel milan for 17 k colones per night. Hotel is nice everything is brand new but the walls is very thin you can heard people talking at other rooms and its a sketchy area at night. Probably I search for other budget hotel next day.

Was tired after long 11 hours flight and bus journey to san jose but decided to check out some places anyway and fuck some girls. I start from tica places instead of foreigners clubs and bars. Take a uber and check malibu bar at 22.00 pm saw few ugly girls inside so left when walk on the street saw couple ugly freelancers one of them try to talk with me but I just walk away.

From malibu bar I walk to vip club it was just couple hundreds metres away inside was just 2 ugly girls also so I left and check next door place calling la bella mansion bar it was 1 ugly girl inside I call uber and went to arcadas night club cover charge was 3000 k and they give one free drink. The club look nice inside have tv showing porno and around 23.00 pm was 4 girls but all super ugly probaly 35-40 years old. One of them was dancing on stage and have so bad Cellulitis on her legs and ass it makes me want finish my beer quick and leave this place. 2 of this girls was coming to me and try make conversation but I told them I don't speak spannish and they left.

After I went miss caribe club it was just 1 ugly gir inside and one costumer so I left.

Next place I checked was molino rojo club cover charge was 1500 colones and they give you one free drink (I take imperial beer) this place have 3 girls same story all is old and ugly and 1 tiko costumer inside and me. One ugly girl come to mee kiss me into cheek and try make conversation but I just left call uber and comeback hotel. Was to much tired and dissapointed with places I visited. Maybe its my bad choice of the places or maybe its because was Monday. Tomorrow daytime I will give a try for (pensions) report will follows.

[IndieFriend]

6 nights of Bliss in Costa Rica and Panama.

Costa Rica:

Day 1:

Landed on a Wednesday around 9 PM in SJO. Immigration and customs took around one hour since an United, Copa and Delta flight landed at same time. Picked up a couple of drinks for myself and the expected girls from CR duty free. Was surprised to find that they did not have Danzka Vodka original flavor anymore (That was hit with girls in previous trips).

I had pre-arranged Dan for Transportation. He is a friendly guy who has lot of stories to tell and also a good listener. He was in the airport when I landed. Off we went to Sportsmen's Lodge (SL).

I had already contacted Natasha who is an infrequent visitor to SL nowadays. But since I knew her from 2014 when she was a frequent at SL, she had no problems showing up. We had some food at the SL Bar (it closes around 10 ish). Thereafter, it was catching up about old times and current situation with a couple of drinks. Thereafter, sex was bombastic. We had a couple of rounds in the night and once in morning before she left. She is in her late twenties, gyms regularly and has a good dress sense.

Day 2:

We had sex, had breakfast and Natasha left. She didn't ask for money, but still paid her for old times' sake. Took a trip to Arenal, and it was a majestic trip. Came back very tied, but it is trip worth doing with Baldi hot springs included in the day trip. Cost around $150 including lunch and dinner.

Was in no shape to venture out for Del Rey pilgrimage, so stuck around in Sportsmens. A very gorgeous and curvaceous girl called Marie caught my eye while smoking outside. We made a deal for $200 overnight. I went in my room for a short office call, and told her I will be back in 15 minutes. But, when I came back, she was nowhere to be seen. Called her number, and she told me that she had to go back to her night shift office, since she was trying to take a day off from her shift in some casino. Might be a genuine problem, might be not. Who knows.

By now, though I was tired, but Johny was complaining, so decided to look for other opportunities. Met with a girl Fernanda had good curves, and she agreed to sex plus greigo for $120. Took her to the room, had a few drinks, and she was very cooperative and nice. She left around 2 and I slept like a baby.

Day 3.

Again, Breakfast at SL, but their internet sucks. I had to attend a few important meetings during the day, so despite having a booking at SL, booked an additional room at Sleep Inn for 2 people. How much does it cost for a hotel with nearly full occupancy to get a decent internet connection?

Went out to walk around San Jose, but it suddenly rained heavily, and came back to SL drenched. Since the meetings were in late afternoon, requested the reception to get a masseur over to my room. They gave a few options, and I asked them to pick anybody since I wanted a good massage only.

Took a shower. Suddenly find a knock in the door, and once opened, a guy with a massage table walks in with a 40-50 ish lady. Massage was really good. She inquired if I wanted anything more at the end of the massage, but I politely declined .50 $ per hour of a good massage.

Went to Sleep Inn, finished my calls. Internet was good. Came back to SL and slept for a while. Woke up due to a lot of noise outside, figured out that the whole entourage has descended on SL on Friday night. Time to make a trip to HDR finally, though I know it is going to be bad. But, for old times' sake!

HDR had probably 100 WGs, with around 15 doable (for me). But what the heck, most of the decent girls now have junk in the trunk. Fake asses, fake boobs, fake lips even. Decided to just drink on my last night, and observe. Tomorrow, I am going to Panama anyway.

Went out for a couple of smoke, and during my second ciggie break, found 2 guys fighting. Both seemed gringos, one a young lad around late 20's tall and well built, another seemed close to 40's, at least 6 inches shorter in height and shoulder, yelling at the taller guy. Taller guy was trying not beat up this person since he seemed to be in his senses, but once hell broke loose, there was no escape for the shorter guy. Good fun, real life WWE without an entry fee.

Back to HDR. Had too much Imperial beer, and started talking to a Tico next seat. Nice guy, well drunk. He seemed to be too shy approach any girl. Since I did not have any plans to pick any, asked him who he likes. He pointed to a Venezuelan girl. Girl looked only interested in Gringos. Called her for my friend, but she didn't show any interest. I asked Tico to wait. This girl didn't look good to me and my newfound friend was already posturing to her with his own ass up. Venzolana came over and quoted him 150 for short time, my tico friend had budgeted 100 , and he said he can get friends to get him 50 more, I asked him to back off. Venezolana went away, and my friend kept cursing me. I told him he can get this same girl for 80 without conditions (BTW, she said no to BBJ, no fingering so on so forth, and she didn't get anybody for last 3 hours).

After 30 minutes, went to the girl and said my friend is a nice guy, and max 100 is possible with GFE. She looked everywhere. Was 2 am in the night, and figured out that was her best bet for the night. Followed me back to my Tico friend. By now, I was ready to leave and went out for one last smoke. A girl called Valeria was smoking outside. I was eyeing her a couple hours ago, then didn't see her in last 2 hours. Smoking MILF with good PETITE curves. Took her back to SL, and she gave one of the best BBBJs. Left early morning due to kids drop off to school. 100 $ for 2-3 hours.

Had breakfast, called a taxi and left to airport. PURA VIDA!

Panama to follow in Panama forum!

[Crusader560]

Hi,

Thinking about taking a trip. Does anyone know the normal charge in colones?

[Crusader560]

Hi,

I know before. It was about $80 to $100 dollars.

So, with the currency moving. What is the normal rate in clones?

[Crusader560]

Hi,

The last time I was there. The club was closed. Which is good if you are sleeping at the morazan hotel. But, not good if you are mongering.

[L M Carruzel]

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[Mark Gled]

Hi fellow enthusiasts,

Visiting CR for first time in in July and after reviewing the forum I have decided on guest friendly accommodations in SJ and Jaco etc.

However, there is limited info on good dating / internet hook-ups in CR? In Thailand there is Thai Friendly which is excellent for arranging hook-ups using Line (WhatsApp equivalent). Is their any equivalent in CR?

Given the language problems, I thought the internet would help smooth prior negotiations and help avoid getting into areas prone to street crime etc?

Also if anyone has any contacts they'd be willing to share to help me get my CR off with a bang (slim / skinny preferred) that would be great!

Best,

Mark.

[Crusader560]

You can stay at sleep inn. But, if you can book individual days with you plus a guest. You can even try you plus 2 guest. But, I think they stopped that.

By doing individual days you can change girls. So, when you check in. Just say your guest is on her way, LOL.

[Hobbiest1]

This song sums up everything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDDGtMvZU3Q

[BhamJason14]

Hey guys,

I'm a very long time lurker here (like 10+ years) and finally getting the chance to travel to Costa Rica in September. I have business Friday-Sunday but I'll have a few nights for fun on either side of the weekend. My dilemma is where to stay and I'd really appreciate some wisdom from you seasoned vets (and yes, I've read the forum thoroughly).

Option One is the Sleep Inn. Since I have I'll have friends there for business, ideally I'd like to stay in a hotel that was respectable enough during that time. When people ask where I'm staying, I don't want to tell them I'm at the SL. So the Sleep Inn is good for that. However, I'd still like to be able to play. So can anyone give an update on the chica fee at this place? If I book 2 adults on my reservation, does the chica fee still apply? Open to other "respectable" hotel options if you have any that fit this option.

Option Two is to book a room close to the event for the weekend, but then stay at the SL or another play hotel for the other nights. Can a guy actually get rest at the SL? Especially if I book in the new mansion wing? Is SL still recommended? I've read that actually staying at HDR is not a great option as I'd like to be able to get some rest as well as play.

I'm also open to any other suggestions here and would be very grateful for any thoughts you might have.

[Lalphrauren]

Hey folks,

I will be heading to San Jose soon and I'm looking for some night clubs. I have been to Fase dos in Medellin, and Santa Fe in Bogota. I'm looking for a strip club kind of vibe like those areas. Any recommendations? Thanks.