San Jose General Reports

[Chris561]

Is their anyway to get rid of these pop up Ads on ISG?

[Lion Killer]

Last Report For This Trip.

Met my wingman down stairs around noon, we jumped in a cab & headed out to check the MP's, stopped at Monica's, dead, 3 ugly girls, moved on to 360, one tattoo girl with nice ass, that was it, left for Zona II, 4 fat girls, finished at New Fantasy, my wing man grabbed a cute, tall big titty Tica, for a 30 minute play.

Said she was pretty mechanical, but for $40.00 wtf. Left there headed back to ground zero (Del Rey) hit our usual lobby bar for some afternoon drinks. There was a cute & crazy little mixed Tica / DR sitting at the bar next to us with her friend. My wing man took off upstairs to get cleaned up I invited her over to fill his chair & bought her a drink, we chatted a bit & I asked her if she would like to go upstairs & take a shower.

Her friend heard that from 4 seats away & smiled, I told her friend yes you heard right, LOL. The little mix looked at me & asked are you serious, I said yes if you do BBBJ & CIM, she said if you pay me $100.00 my mouth is open, I agreed, we took off upstairs.

Got to the room we both showered separate, she looked better with her clothes off than she did at the bar, I was pleased. She put on some music from my laptop, we got pretty sensual, lots of hugging, DFK & exploring all over each others body.

I laid her back & got her pussy wet & warm, she was ready to go, I moved around to let her suck my cock which she gladly engulfed in her sweet warm mouth, we dined for a bit then on came the raincoat, all the positions, CG, scissors, mish, lazy doggy, K9, rcg. This went on for a hour or more, she took a pounding & kept on ticking never once slowing down.

She was a champ & a good fuck, wish I run into her again next time. Well I fucked her every which way but loose then just said to her I am ready for you to suck my cock. She smiled never missed a beat, jumped on Jr like she had not sucked a cock in weeks. She sucked & licked, twisted, licked balls & sucked some more.

I let her go for about 15 minutes, asked is she was getting tired she just said nope & went back to sucking. I could now feel the little babies getting restless in their resting chambers I knew it was time, I told her I was fixing to cum & not to stop, when I exploded she sucked like a champ I kept expecting her to come up for air but she never moved her mouth off my cock till I quit shaking.

She then came off him, looked at me & smiled, she had taken my whole load in her sweet mouth & down her throat, she swallowed it all, good girl.

Well we cleaned up, I paid her to leave, got dressed & went down stairs to get drunk.

Another great trip boys & girls, man I love this place.

Viva La Costa Rica!

LK.

[Linyjo]

I have no idea what you mean by your post. All of the girls at the Del Rey work independently. They don't work for the Del Rey. At the MPs and strip clubs they too in theory work independently but if they don't show up they are subject to not being allowed to come back. They pretty much work for the MP or strip club. Some strip clubs fine them if they don't show up. I know of one MP that only lets about 10 girls work at a time. Often they have to wait for an opening. Simi-pro, if they make money for doing it they are pros. Some only show up a day or two a month. Others are there seems like 24/7. The MPs vary greatly in room quality. Went to one years ago on the advise of Cuba Dave. The girl that worked there was exceptional but the place had a two inch thick piece of foam covered with plastic on a plywood bed and the shower didn't work (VIPS) Avenida 11. Didn't bother to session. Many of the MPs have showers down the hall. None have A / see. The better ones have fans, change the sheets, and have hot water, even if it is from a suicide shower (110 volt shower head usually wired with exposed wires that may or may not even have electrical tape) This above your head as you stand in water. The Sleep Inn, next to the Del Rey is a very nice hotel. The down side to the Sleep Inn is the $25 guest fee for each girl you take to your room. The Del Rey charges I believe $12 per girl you take to a room there. There is no guest fee at either the, Sportsman's, L'Amistad or Taormina.

What I meant was, any girl at the Del Ray is a Del Ray girl. She is not a semi pro who never does this, which is what I think he meant.

Avoid the chica fee at the Sleep Inn by booking for 2 people. Costs about $8 to get the room as 2 people and they don't charge you the $25. If you staying two nights, just make two separate bookings, they honor it. If you are staying longer than two nights, you shouldn't be staying at the Sleep Inn anyway.

[Linyjo]

I don't personally think that any of the hotels in downtown SJ are at all high-end. The Presidente wants to think it is, which is why they banned hookers several years ago. The Sleep Inn isn't too bad, but isn't inexpensive at all and has some kind of a chica fee. You'd probably do just as well to stay at the Del Rey. Or, get one of the nicer rooms at Sportsman's Lodge.

Avoid the Sleep Inn chcia fee. Just book the room for 2 people. They register the chica as a client and not as a guest.

I disagree on Sportsman's when you consider access from Sleep Inn, quantity and selection of chicas 50 feet away, security, better rooms and room service from a great restaurant that doesn't charge any extra fee for room service. Sleep Inn costs about $10 more than Sportsman's and is twice as good. Hottest showers in SJ, just don't count on the free breakfast beyond some toast, it's not very good.

[Dickhead]

Any advice on which drug would help me most?

Alcohol is the drug that will help you, but only if you pour your drink in her glass when she's not looking. Other than that, there is an older gal named Rossy who hangs out in Bar Poá and Bar Málibu. Get a blow job from her, and if you have trouble achieving orgasm, make an appointment to be embalmed because you're probably fucking dead.

[Queens35]

My issue is actually the opposite, after a few drinks and a few days of mongering it takes me a while to Orgasm. Any advice on which drug would help me most?

A super hot chica.

[Nixonbd]

How do these drugs work? Are they more to help with erectile dysfunction? Or do they help last longer? My issue is actually the opposite, after a few drinks and a few days of mongering it takes me a while to Orgasm. Any advice on which drug would help me most?

Thanks in advance.

Pussy; pussy will help you the most.

[ODB2016]

How do these drugs work? Are they more to help with erectile dysfunction? Or do they help last longer? My issue is actually the opposite, after a few drinks and a few days of mongering it takes me a while to Orgasm. Any advice on which drug would help me most?

Thanks in advance.

[Lion Killer]

There is no such thing as an independent at the Del Ray.

There is no such thing as a semi pro at the Del Ray.

I take them to my room, at the sleep inn, not a cheap room. Huh.

Linyjo,

What rock are you living under, LOL.

LK.

[Lion Killer]

Guys & Gals,

It's day #2 at the Del Rey, as I said in my last report I had made plans for my sweetie from last night to meet me in the afternoon. I won't go into great detail on this one because it is pretty much a carbon copy of the night before, but it's is worth a short story.

She arrives at 5:00 pm, I am on my Norm bar stool, she knows just where to meet me. We waste no time, I get her 2 beers & 2 shots, want her in the mood, she really likes to drink LOL. I am sober still working on a 7 Up.

Upstairs we go, off go the clothes, down on the cock she goes, I am really trying to work her asshole to get it stretched but it's soooo fucking tight, while she is sucking I go right to the finger in her ass, use 1 for a bit then try 2, fuck I can't get 2 fingers in at this time.

She jumps on my cock we fuck 17 ways from hell, 45 minutes later I pull out, tell her I want to cum in her mouth, she sucks, jacks & sucks, here cums her reward, I shoot another big load in her mouth, she takes it like a champ never coming up for air till I tell her she can.

Clean up, she finishes her beer while getting dressed, I pay her, out the door she goes.

I head downstairs it's 7:00 pm now, time to let the drinking begin.

Now I can relax for a few hours, check out the new scenery, have lots of time to find my next victim, but who is really the hunted?

But that is another story to follow.

Nose Pickers #2 story is complete.

Cheers.

LK.

[Eduardo49]

There is no such thing as an independent at the Del Ray.

There is no such thing as a semi pro at the Del Ray.

I take them to my room, at the sleep inn, not a cheap room. Huh.

I have no idea what you mean by your post. All of the girls at the Del Rey work independently. They don't work for the Del Rey. At the MPs and strip clubs they too in theory work independently but if they don't show up they are subject to not being allowed to come back. They pretty much work for the MP or strip club. Some strip clubs fine them if they don't show up. I know of one MP that only lets about 10 girls work at a time. Often they have to wait for an opening. Simi-pro, if they make money for doing it they are pros. Some only show up a day or two a month. Others are there seems like 24/7. The MPs vary greatly in room quality. Went to one years ago on the advise of Cuba Dave. The girl that worked there was exceptional but the place had a two inch thick piece of foam covered with plastic on a plywood bed and the shower didn't work (VIPS) Avenida 11. Didn't bother to session. Many of the MPs have showers down the hall. None have A / see. The better ones have fans, change the sheets, and have hot water, even if it is from a suicide shower (110 volt shower head usually wired with exposed wires that may or may not even have electrical tape) This above your head as you stand in water. The Sleep Inn, next to the Del Rey is a very nice hotel. The down side to the Sleep Inn is the $25 guest fee for each girl you take to your room. The Del Rey charges I believe $12 per girl you take to a room there. There is no guest fee at either the, Sportsman's, L'Amistad or Taormina.

[Lion Killer]

Intro.

My second trip to SJ this year since I have been back to the USA from a 4 year hiatus overseas. Arrived at the Del Rey Friday night around 9:30, had my little Tica sweetie from the last trip already scheduled to be waiting at the bar for me, so no need to hunt, pussy was already on standby.

Her Info.

She is a cute little Tica around 5' 2" 105 lb spinner, A cup breasts with responsive nipples, middle of her back black straight hair, nice bubble butt, pretty smile & great attitude.

Activities.

LFK, DFK, Conv, BBBJ, DATY, Mish, CG, Scissors, Lazy Doggy, Doggy, FIA, BBBJ NQ-BS, GFE.

Rest of The Story.

Went to my usual bar stool at the HDR Lobby Bar, all my favorite waitresses were there, we talked, did shots & ordered drinks, my sweetie showed up about 30 minutes later looking hot as usual, nice heels, skin tight blue jeans w / jean jacket.

We kissed, held hands & talked like we were high school sweethearts who had not seen each other in months (it had only been 1 month LOL) Hung out at the bar for a couple of hours drinking, doing shots & having fun.

Time to move to upstairs I asked she nods her head yes & off we go, usual MO once inside off come the clothes, she grabs junior & begins what she is good at, sucking cock, there is nothing better to me than watching a pretty girl suck your dick.

I let her go on for about 15 minutes, she is full of energy never tiring, I do not want to cum yet so I tell her that's good, it's time we fuck, but wait first a little DATY for me, she is clean shaven & smelling good, after I finish my buffet then on goes the raincoat.

She climbs aboard without even asking, she knows what I want, get on top & ride sally ride, she does a good CG, lots of bouncing & grinding, time to switch to Mish, pound her for a bit, then switch again, time for scissors, I love a variety of maneuvers, keeps the interested also.

Time for Perito I tell her she never misses a beat & gets on her all 4's, that little tight pussy barking away, fuck me papi, fuck me please.

I pound her good & hard like I caught her fucking my next door neighbor while I commenced to put my finger in her ass, its tight but fits, she doesn't mind bit, finger out, thumb in, fits also (with the help of some KY).

Getting tired so we switch to lazy doggy, then some surfboard, I can feel the rumble at the jungle getting ready so I pull out, lay on my back, tear off the raincoat, again I love the way I do not have to tell her anything she knows what I want.

She wraps her lips around my cock like a chicken jumping on a Cheetos, up & down her throat, twisting & jerking jr like she want to pull his head off, does not take her long before the rumble begins, I cum a 2 week wait load in her mouth all the time telling her do not stop baby, do not stop, she takes a mouth full, some running out of the side of her mouth but she never stops till she has completely drained both baby maker containers.

Head comes up for air, she looks at me & smiles, I hand her a towel she politely spits out all the little USA babies from her sweet Tica mouth, get up heads to the bath to brush & rinse.

Back to the bed, we lay, relax, finish our drinks while talking about tomorrow. Ofc I will see her again, but this time I schedule her for the early afternoon, I want some different action tomorrow night.

Pro's: Great GFE, dick sucking, cute, nice ass, great attitude.

Cons: None.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life, live it like it was your last.

P.S.: This report is from a nose picker, 2 more nose picker reports to follow, lolz

LK.

[Eduardo49]

As others have pointed out, there is a ton of poor information here. First, the pensions and massage parlors are brothels- you don't have to negotiate "extra" services, unless your looking for anal or perhaps something with farm animals. They are for fucking. Also, these are not hard to find- search for one of the many monger maps online or RTFF for name of the MPs. There are also strip clubs galore, some of which are clip joints, many which are fun places.

Where you are right is that it is not what it was five years ago. And while you are right there are not better places in the states, there are many, many better places around the world; including an hour and change south of CR.

I have no idea when the last time you were in Costa Rica but if you get BBBJ or DATY and even DFK at the MPs now it is after negotiation. What you get for the price you pay for the half hour or hour is basic service which they consider covered blow job and covered sex. This has been in practice for several years so I suspect your last visit was years ago. It is standard practice at New Fantasy, Zona II, 360, Monica's and Relax. The locations with the most girls. All of which I have been in the past week. If you are going to run you mouth at least give accurate information. Yes you can wander around and find the MPs. Take the average first day tourist and he can probably find a dozen in a day, many of which are not even marked, (find Muses) . Most of which have two to four fat, aged workers who are more than happy to go for $25. The maps work great if you can find the street signs indicating the street name. The strip clubs are great if you go to the right one but many are located in not so good areas of town, many are clip joints, and the area where you may session in one is subject to lighting up like it is radioactive if you turn on a black light. But stay away from the Del Rey. It is for newbies and nose-pickers who don't know anything. The point I was making about the pensions which are frequently referred to as MPs which are in fact brothels is that some of them are over priced. When you pay $65 for the room and girl and then have to negotiate services if you want more than covered BJ and sex then you can get the same thing in your hotel room with an independent you pick up at the Sportsman's or Del Rey. Since it is obvious that you prefer Medellin best promote what you know, not run down what you don't.

[Linyjo]

The high end prices are as much as I generally pay for independents at the Del Rey that I would take to my room, not a cheap room at an MP.

There is no such thing as an independent at the Del Ray.

There is no such thing as a semi pro at the Del Ray.

I take them to my room, at the sleep inn, not a cheap room. Huh.

[Psychman]

The Hotel Del Rey is the center of activity in San Jose. You can find women outside of the Del Rey if you know where to look and are willing to invest significant time. It is no where near the place it was five years ago. What you can find there are women 24/7. How much you pay depends on your negotiating skills. The pensions (MPs) run anywhere from $25 for a half hour up to $65 for an hour and you have to negotiate extra services on top of these prices. The high end prices are as much as I generally pay for independents at the Del Rey that I would take to my room, not a cheap room at an MP. Drink prices at the Del Rey tend to be higher than you would expect at the corner ex-pat bar. The bartenders tend to have teeth at the Del Rey. You can go and get drunk cheaper elsewhere or you can go to high end restaurants and bars and casinos and pay more for a drink. The Del Rey has it's advantages and disadvantages as a hotel. I prefer the Sportsman's and L'Amistad for their atmosphere. Others prefer the convenience of the Del Rey. To each his own in that regard. You can bash the Del Rey, you can bash Costa Rica but until you can tell me any place better in the states you will have a hard time changing my opinion that it is a great destination to visit and enjoy.

As others have pointed out, there is a ton of poor information here. First, the pensions and massage parlors are brothels- you don't have to negotiate "extra" services, unless your looking for anal or perhaps something with farm animals. They are for fucking. Also, these are not hard to find- search for one of the many monger maps online or RTFF for name of the MPs. There are also strip clubs galore, some of which are clip joints, many which are fun places.

Where you are right is that it is not what it was five years ago. And while you are right there are not better places in the states, there are many, many better places around the world; including an hour and change south of CR.