San Jose General Reports

[Fantasy]

Finally, thanks to all the members who have PM'ed me expressing their support (but who understandably don't want to get publicly embroiled in this mess).

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[MJG Dogs]

member 2666 vs Prolijo

Live Boxing from the Key largo

A Del rey production brought to you by Imperial, Durex, and by Tony lama Boots

also sponsored by Zona Blue

Special celebrity judges:

Oscar the deported american street urchin

Rasta man Glen- another street urchin

And of course Don Gordo

Big John the referee

But hey both fighters will have nice shiny shoes, thanks in part to the shoeshine boy that wears the suit, that hangs outside the presidente.

How about if the board nominates three ring-girls. I cannot see two gringos lasting more than 3 rounds

[Prolijo]

GREAT!! That's really big of you (no sarcasm intended). Maybe someday we could even have a kumbaya moment and bury the hatchet (figuratively speaking) over a few Imperials. Until that probably distant time, let's just move on. Now, can we all start talking about Costa Rica Ticas again? After all, that's really what we're all here for.

BTW, one more thing before we do, I'd also like to offer my sincere apologies to all the innocent bystanders to this little episode.

[Member #2666]

I'll take your deal

[Prolijo]

2666,

That apology was just dripping with sincerity...NOT.

My supposedly "thin-skinned" response was not a result of one isolated post or a "few barbs" as you suggest. If it were then it would indeed be thin-skinned. Rather my post was a response towards an ongoing history of your apparent antagonism towards me going back over MANY posts in the past. What prompted your latest post? What was so offensive to you about what I wrote in my reply to Junky, that you felt you had to post those "barbs". If I'M the thin-skinned one here, then apparently I'm NOT the only one since you clearly harbor some sort of grudge against me and can't refrain from tossing those "few barbs" (unprovoked) whenever you can. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.

Why don't you grow up and just get over whatever bug is up your ass, or if you can't, why don't you try to do what I've been trying to do, which is ignore you and focus on just making POSITIVE contributions to the board? I think your pictures are a bunch of shit but do I bother to call you on each one or just keep it to myself? Did I START this latest exchange? Or any of the more recent eruptions? You don't see ME initiating these little flame wars which have grown extremely tedious and serves NO ONE any good. I'll make you a deal, if you can somehow manage to refrain from throwing your "few little barbs" then I won't feel compelled to respond to any of them. For my part, I'll continue to refrain from starting anything with you, as I have been. If we both do that then we each should be able to just ignore the other.

Okay, we BOTH think the other is an asshole. Everyone gets it. So there is no need to subject everyone to this any more.

BTW, Nixonbd, the feeling is completely mutual. No, clearly not that 2666 is my hero, but rather that I think you're a dickhead too. That is what you were trying to say, wasn't it? You're another grudge holder, and all just because over a month ago I didn't happen to agree with your assessment of the Balmoral. Boohoo. Do you really want to talk about being thinskinned? You also need to get over it. I've also NEVER made any disparaging personal remarks towards you UNTIL you began with me.

Finally, thanks to all the members who have PM'ed me expressing their support (but who understandably don't want to get publicly embroiled in this mess).

[Nixonbd]

You're my new hero!

[ChiliMike]

Yankees vs red sox! Part 20. The best 2 posters on this site! Since I know both of you, it's a shame you can't get along as I know if you ever met face to face. You would be friends. Alot of the reasons that I have enjoyed my trips to san jose was due to meeting both of you. So with that being said "let it go" and keep posting.

[Member #2666]

You're absolutely right. I''ll jump BACK all over you for that because I'm fed up with your constant bullshit (other members, this is not an overreaction to just one post but a redult of a history of crap from this dickwad). Who was first getting on whom here? Was I directly addressing you or saying anything negative in my post? This is exactly the type of "griping" that I've been talking about and might soon drive me from this board. Some may not like my writing style. That is certainly their right and really basically just a matter of taste. HOWEVER, NO ONE can fairly say I don't always try to provide useful and well-informed responses.

In point of fact, I plainly DO know something about what I reported. So I admit nothing like what you charge. I provided the new name, which we can all see is plainly correct by simply following the new weblink that I provided which also plainly works. How is that not knowing anything? I also provided the day it was originally PLANNED to officially open, another fact. Naturally, in CR, such plans usually need to be taken with a shaker full of salt, so I indicated uncertainty about the exact date. Excuuussse me for carefully qualifying my remarks. And, fourthly, I also provided their UNOFFICIAL opening date which was SUPPOSED to be last night, again just their word but semi-confirmable by simply checking out the weblink that I provided. Obviously, like the vast majority of members reading this, I wasn't fortunate enough to be able to go there last night and actually check it out myself. Did you actually go there so that you can confirm its opening or are you also just reporting what you've heard? How does what you wrote in your little postscript add anything to what I already posted? How is it really any better than what you try to tear me down for? If you do know for a fact that it opened last night, why couldn't you have just ADDED that to the information I already provided as the MAIN point of your post and left out the baseless, uncalled for and mean spirited commentary that made up the bulk of your post. But I suppose that is all that one could expect from a complete dickhead such as you.

I suggest you re-read my original post and reevaluate how anyone without some sort of chip on their shoulder could really find anything odd about what I wrote or suggest it was completely useless as you seem to be doing. The only thing that is completely useless here (though certainly not odd, because I expect nothing less from you) is YOUR OWN post. But, I suppose, my own response here could also be called useless, since I DOUBT it will change your attitude towards me even after reading it and I KNOW I''ll still think you're as much of complete pendejo as I did before writing it.

Prolijo, I appologize profusely...I didn't realize you were so thin skinned and these few barbs were affecting you so much

[Prolijo]

I imagine you'll jump all over me for this ...buy why do you report on something you admitidly know nothing about..

seems odd to me..

You're absolutely right. I''ll jump BACK all over you for that because I'm fed up with your constant bullshit (other members, this is not an overreaction to just one post but a redult of a history of crap from this dickwad). Who was first getting on whom here? Was I directly addressing you or saying anything negative in my post? This is exactly the type of "griping" that I've been talking about and might soon drive me from this board. Some may not like my writing style. That is certainly their right and really basically just a matter of taste. HOWEVER, NO ONE can fairly say I don't always try to provide useful and well-informed responses.

In point of fact, I plainly DO know something about what I reported. So I admit nothing like what you charge. I provided the new name, which we can all see is plainly correct by simply following the new weblink that I provided which also plainly works. How is that not knowing anything? I also provided the day it was originally PLANNED to officially open, another fact. Naturally, in CR, such plans usually need to be taken with a shaker full of salt, so I indicated uncertainty about the exact date. Excuuussse me for carefully qualifying my remarks. And, fourthly, I also provided their UNOFFICIAL opening date which was SUPPOSED to be last night, again just their word but semi-confirmable by simply checking out the weblink that I provided. Obviously, like the vast majority of members reading this, I wasn't fortunate enough to be able to go there last night and actually check it out myself. Did you actually go there so that you can confirm its opening or are you also just reporting what you've heard? How does what you wrote in your little postscript add anything to what I already posted? How is it really any better than what you try to tear me down for? If you do know for a fact that it opened last night, why couldn't you have just ADDED that to the information I already provided as the MAIN point of your post and left out the baseless, uncalled for and mean spirited commentary that made up the bulk of your post. But I suppose that is all that one could expect from a complete dickhead such as you.

I suggest you re-read my original post and reevaluate how anyone without some sort of chip on their shoulder could really find anything odd about what I wrote or suggest it was completely useless as you seem to be doing. The only thing that is completely useless here (though certainly not odd, because I expect nothing less from you) is YOUR OWN post. But, I suppose, my own response here could also be called useless, since I DOUBT it will change your attitude towards me even after reading it and I KNOW I''ll still think you're as much of complete pendejo as I did before writing it.

[Mr Jetsetter]

Prolijo

Thanks for supplying the useful link to the Little Havana website.

[Member #2666]

I couldn't tell you if Little Havana has opened yet. The original planned official reopening date was supposed to be this Friday. Unoffcially it was supposed to be open tonight but I can not confirm if it was. More info can be probably be found at their "new" website www.hotellittlehavana.com/

I imagine you'll jump all over me for this ...buy why do you report on something you admitidly know nothing about..

seems odd to me..

PS Little Havana opened today

[Prolijo]

I couldn't tell you if Little Havana has opened yet. The original planned official reopening date was supposed to be this Friday. Unoffcially it was supposed to be open tonight but I can not confirm if it was. More info can be probably be found at their "new" website www.hotellittlehavana.com/

[Junky11]

I've heard Zona Blue changed their name and their open. Anybody got the scoop on this?

[HoleRanger]

well, the plan was to hit kama sutra, mami and sapphires today but the rain changes things. stopped by kama sutra first, i was greeted by an attractive but stocky woman that sat after greeting me. i enter and ask the price, 16k for one hour the receptionist behind the counter replied, actually i wouldn't mind doing her but she was not on the menu. well, at least not today.

six ladies were sitting in the lounge area and all were in the average range, the lady that greeted me continued to give good eye contact which is a plus. the rest were watching television and talking. i sipped on my coca cola for about five minutes and finally asked for the lady that greeted me. her name was carolina, sure she was there to make some $ but her eyes were saying she needed to have an orgasm today.

normally i travel light but today i had both my pocket rocket and the magic wand, what the hecht i'll be heading back to the us in two days. prior to the session i asked carolina if she perormed bbbj, she replied yes. next i asked her if she liked vibrators, again the answer was yes but she did not have one. up to the room we go, i paid my 16k, she exited then returned with my change in about 5 minutes.

she started off with a very nice massage followed by some bbbj. i then asked her if she liked a small or large vibrator. she wanted to see both. first i show her the pr, she liked it. then i showed her the magic wand, she fell back in the bed in shock. the mw it is. i start in low gear and within 2 minutes she has her first orgasm. quickly i shift to second gear and in about another 3 minutes she has orgasm number two while she was panting and moaning.

after about 20 minutes there is a knock at the door. hmmm. i'am thinking. my time can't be up yet? it was one of her co-workers asking to borrow something but was really curious to see why she was making so much noise. carolina passed her somthing, closed the door and we got back to business. the co-worker must have been in a session when i arrived because i would have been all over her.

after about 30 minutes of vibrator foreplay and her sucking me, she was ready for the real mccoy. she reached for a condom (i always bring my own) she put it on and assumed the cowgirl positon. not bad at all, she was catching some good hang time between strokes next a little missionary, then some doggie. lastly i put her in what i call the 'scissors" i asked if she was ready (lista) she said yes, next i began to pound her and she just moaned and screamed. after about 10 minutes of this, she just collapsed and said gracias. gracias.

i blew my load on her back. hmmm. not bad at all. she staggered out the room to shower and then returned. i gave her a 2k tip and some victoria's secret lipstick. she just loved it. before i could ask for her contact info, she was already writing down her number. probalby won't have a chance to do her again this trip but maybe next time.

all in all. a better ride than what i experienced at "new fantasy" and at a cheaper price. you just never know where a good time will turn up!

kama sutra. worth a peek when you visit the paseo colon area.

editor's note: i would suggest that the author or another forum member consider posting a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please click here for more information.

[HoleRanger]

Well, went by NF, the mood of the girls was less than happy. Arrived at apprx. 2p. M. , about 15 girls were working, most were in the average range. I looked long and hard and finally asked the receptionist for a referral. After she made three choices, I asked what made them special? Well. It was a gamble but the charge of 22k for an hour ain't bad. My last visit a few months ago ran 18k for an hour.

I selected Celeste (has a tatoo of a Tazmanian Devil on her chest). She said she has worked at NF one month and was previously at Eden? Anyway, so. So. In the sack and not worth a repeat.

For the price, worth a visit to see what is available.

P.S. I think I'am going through"PRD Syndrome"(Post Rio Depression).