2006 Kuala Lumpur Reports

[Master Diver II]

Bro, going alone? Donno if they hv room for u, otherwise u may just get to sit in the bar area. Here, dont think u will get a toilet BBBJ. But do let me know if u can get a room alone. Was thinking of doing so too, here and in Crystal.

Liquor bottles starts from RM350 onwards, donno abt beer. Butterfly ladies is up to you to tip them, i usually give 50 IF they serve me good (read my FR on good KTV service). BBBJ from 200, toilet FJ from 300, u negotiate for better prices (u may get discount, if...).

Let me know how it goes.

PS. Where is DeSwan arrr.... sounds familiar??

Bro,

Didn't you get a toilet BBBJ when we met there? DeSwan is in Bukit Bintang opposite where the old Cathay cinema was. Behind Plaza Berjaya.

MD II

[Onagiri]

I really don't remember the number of the tomyum, can remember she was about 20 yrs old, taller than the rest (about 166cm to 170cm my guess) and slim figure. Cute smile.

My buddy tried a shorter one which was also very cute. I was going to pick her but i gave my buddy the first choice to select. He was very happy with her and I will shall return to try again.

Mind to share which place to find her or contact? Was wondering to try tomyum as nv try before

[Onagiri]

It was a hot afternoon, and i was wondering around, then i past by the hotel and decided to pay a visit. Went upstair and reach the receiptionist, recomment for the massage package.

I take it and a malay guy take me down 1 stair to the room, waited around 5 mins and a lady come in. well she was ok.

Then she ask me to uncloth and then she ask me politely if i can give her 5 mins so she can went for washroom. Ok lor, cannot hold ppl for tahan wat :P

So then the massage begin and we had some chit chat, then lastly she say if i want HJ?? then i say ok lor, the skill was so so as i cant cum after about 10mins jerking action so i ask if i can autoroaming her, she say yes but not too over.... wat to say free 1 mar. and after few mins, i shoot my load and went for clean myself.

DMG: RM118 + RM60 *RM50 - HJ + RM10 - tips* = RM178

[Onagiri]

This is my second round on this place.

SOP - take badge, went to the locker room and change. Went to wet zoom and soak myself in the hot pool. Feel the relaxing blowing of the water towards my didi. After 20mins, take a shower and brush my teeth as it was free toothbrush there after all.

Get dry and went to the dining zone, sit down and take a tea. Book the ML i last time visit, but she was on job. So have to wait lor, then a beautician - Apple approach me and intro for some facial sessions. As this is the second time she offer me her service, so i say yes and take a aroma facial session.

After the facial session, went back to the hall and get a hot tea and relax watching TV as the ML still working. Another 20mins past, I was bring into the room to be massage. Take a 3 sessions and sleep for while as her skill was good.

2 hours + later, out of the room and approach a OKT to went upstair for the real entertaiment. Same old OKT served me and recommend a CKT for me. Look nice. So I take her lor. In the room, GFE are so so only as she din give friendly service as i had to take of my cloth on my own.

Take bath and clean ourselves, and went for action. Start with BBBJ and the skill was ok, then she cap me and went on missionary then doggy and end with missionary. Clean myself up and dress up and leave. Her attitude was upsetting me, always asking what I look at?

Dmg: RM178 (RM158*facial*+RM20*tips*) + RM218 *bonking* + RM250 *3 session massage* = RM646

And this will be my last round be there.

[Nicewan]

Cols5 -

Nice review, but how much was the damage for 2hours with the chuk kun?

Saltwater -

So BZ meh, when lar wei??

Acerboy -

Was wondering, this "acerpill" could I buy it from you? btw is it Cialis or Caverta? thanks..

[Poadster]

Those wondering which HC he went to, it sounds like the one at Cititel Hotel.

Yup, its the one in Cititel.

The one that had the glass wall in the hot dip pool, where you could enjoy the view of the ladies walking past, while u dip in the hot pool. I could nvr get myself to dip in that pool, just think of the pre-cum in the pool from the horny men looking at the beautiful ladies shuffling their pretty asses.

Gamma, well done report on the facilities, but u left out the most important part, the report on the lady! Haha.

[Mr Benny Boy]

[QUOTE=Gamma Ray 007] I wanted to post this FR to guide newcomers and visitors to KL.
I went to the Health Center on the 3rd floor of the C*t**** hotel today--my first HC experience! I was lucky enough to wander in just behind a couple of locals, so I just did whatever they did.
Soon a perky girl named Helen showed up. Her English was a *lot* better than minimal, and she was indeed friendly. After a chummy shower we had a great time together.

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two-thirds of the 45 minutes alloted, and waited for her to finish showering and dressing. She noticed me watching and wriggled fetchingly in the shower while I waited--quite a cutie).
Soon I was dressed, and presented my tag to the outer office ladies. Re-equipped with wallet, I settled the bill (RM$253) and sauntered out to explore the mall.
So, fellow newbies, there you have it--a blow-by-blow (ahem) account of my visit to a genuine KL health club! And, I have to say, it was far better organized and more luxurious than anything I've experienced in Bangkok, Hong Kong, or Singapore.
Now if only they had strippers.QUOTE]


Good report Gamma Ray!! but you left out the naughty bits!! the parts I marked ?????????? in your Quote. and at RM253 for a session of less than 45 mins + foot reflexology, quite expensive for most locals, unless under Company or others account

[Poadster]

brothers,

going alone to mercury late afternoons (happy hour?) what would be the damage for butterfly MILfs and perhaps a BBBJ or even sex in the toilet?

i know DeSwan is quite cheap and one can even get away with spending less than 200 on the butterfly girls and still have a great time... with BBBJ and all.

Bro, going alone? Donno if they hv room for u, otherwise u may just get to sit in the bar area. Here, dont think u will get a toilet BBBJ. But do let me know if u can get a room alone. Was thinking of doing so too, here and in Crystal.

Liquor bottles starts from RM350 onwards, donno abt beer. Butterfly ladies is up to you to tip them, i usually give 50 IF they serve me good (read my FR on good KTV service). BBBJ from 200, toilet FJ from 300, u negotiate for better prices (u may get discount, if...).

Let me know how it goes.

PS. Where is DeSwan arrr.... sounds familiar??

[DaThinMan]

Those wondering which HC he went to, it sounds like the one at Cititel Hotel.

[Polvo]

I was offered another beer, but I opted for some curry puffs and tea instead.

Great report!

You transported me back in time to the delights of curry puffs and tea for "elevenses" at 9:30am in KB, Brunei. God I loved that time of day - biting into a curry puff, sipping the tea and then rapidly inhaling through my mouth to maximize the burn!

I wonder what happened to the hairdressers (cough) in Miri behind the main hotel??

Polvo

[Lovalova]

brothers,

going alone to mercury late afternoons (happy hour?) what would be the damage for butterfly MILfs and perhaps a BBBJ or even sex in the toilet?

i know DeSwan is quite cheap and one can even get away with spending less than 200 on the butterfly girls and still have a great time... with BBBJ and all.

[Tamelio]

Gave this spa a try, the place was new and very well renovated, the food was good too, they have different foold on diff days, when I was there (Tues), they service shark fins, fish ball noddles and rendang chicken , pretty good. I asked the captain to recommend, he briefed me the pricing first, RM118 for 45 min of oil massage, add rm50 for next 45 min session , if you want to use their aromatic oil, need to buy the oil for another rm25, overall an expensive place. The girl that massage me is May, 30+ , good to chat with, reasonable massage , offer HJ only, see other rating below

name : May ( no.6), chinese from KL
look : 6/10
boob : 32
massage : 7/10
HJ : 8/10
HJ price : rm50

[The Digger]

I am here having a booze with my friends and i nearly puked all over.
Please help...can we have some justice here....I feel for you my brother

[QUOTE=Hardwear]This FR is definitely a news.

I went to Zen last week trying to get released. I have not heard of this place for
quite some time. I went in and there's this guy at the reception table. He asked me if I want urut badan sahaja or plus batin. The price was 40 for urut badan
and 90 with batin included. I told him I wanted urut badan sahaja. In my mind, I wanted to see the girl first, then decide. If she's ok, then I'll proceed. I
f she's fat and ugly, I'll just pass. Or maybe I could work out something else by offering the extra 50 direct to her.

To my surprise, in came the GUY!! yes, a male with a dick! I was cursing in my h
ear
t. What is this? Lucky for me, I put on the towel this time. Most of the time, I would strip off my cloth and lie naked. I asked, "are you massaging?". He said, "yes, girls are for complete massage with batin". WTF?? I tried to be optimist and asked him
t
o massage me like
a man. The real hard massage. Give it all. And my towel never left my body.[/
QUOTE
]

[Hardwear]

This FR is definitely a news.

I went to Zen last week trying to get released. I have not heard of this place for quite some time. I went in and there's this guy at the reception table. He asked me if I want urut badan sahaja or plus batin. The price was 40 for urut badan and 90 with batin included. I told him I wanted urut badan sahaja. In my mind, I wanted to see the girl first, then decide. If she's ok, then I'll proceed. If she's fat and ugly, I'll just pass. Or maybe I could work out something else by offering the extra 50 direct to her.

To my surprise, in came the GUY!! yes, a male with a dick! I was cursing in my heart. What is this? Lucky for me, I put on the towel this time. Most of the time, I would strip off my cloth and lie naked. I asked, "are you massaging?". He said, "yes, girls are for complete massage with batin". WTF?? I tried to be optimist and asked him to massage me like a man. The real hard massage. Give it all. And my towel never left my body.

[Gamma Ray 007]

While I know my report will be old hat to the regulars in this forum, I wanted to post this FR to guide newcomers and visitors to KL.

I went to the Health Center on the 3rd floor of the C*t**** hotel today--my first HC experience! I was lucky enough to wander in just behind a couple of locals, so I just did whatever they did. First stop was in the entrance lobby where an attendant opened a kind of safety-deposit box. In went my wallet, cellphone, etc., and it was all locked up. I left with a key on an elastic band and the number 39 on a plastic tag.

I followed the other gents into a locker room, soon found locker 39, and put all my clothes and shoes inside. A young man had already handed me a pair of baggy nylon shorts and a towel, so dressed in shorts and flip-flops, a towel around my neck and the elastic snugged on my arm, shadowed my unwitting guides into the main area of the HC. There was a snack bar on a raised area, TV's here and there (featuring "Home Alone" at the time), and a large area of nice recliners with footstools, many of which were occupied. Through a door I went into the "wet area," where--with baggy shorts on--there were a few soaking in a hot tub, or sitting in the steam room (too hot for me!) or in the sauna.

After any of the above it was possible to slip into a vacant shower stall in the same area, dry off, and change into dry shorts with a matching robe. I waded into the hot tub and collected a number of comments in what I assumed was either Bahasa or Mandarin. I smiled and nodded and tried to look like I belonged there. After a while (it wasn't that hot) I emerged and tried out the sauna, then showered, dried off, and meandered into the snack area to get my bearings.

I asked for a beer (drinks and snacks are on the house). Thanks to the info in this forum I asked the waiter to send over an OKT, although I still have no idea what that stands for. At first I wasn't sure I would recognize those gentlemen, but no fear--they wore tires, sported a handy-talkie on their belts, and walked around with an air of great importance and energy.

I explained to the OKT that this was my first time at a HC, and wanted a friendly girl with some English. Talk about low expectations! He noted down my tag number and took me (beer and all) down a flight of stairs and parked me in a very nice room with a shower, a sheet-covered mattress, and mirrors on all sides. It seemed a bit chilly at first, but that didn't last.

Soon a perky girl named Helen showed up. Her English was a *lot* better than minimal, and she was indeed friendly. After a chummy shower we had a great time together.

I didn't take more two-thirds of the 45 minutes alloted, and waited for her to finish showering and dressing. She noticed me watching and wriggled fetchingly in the shower while I waited--quite a cutie). Then it was time to climb the stairs back to the lounge while Helen returned to wherever they keep the girls stashed between gigs.

I was offered another beer, but I opted for some curry puffs and tea instead. While relaxing in a lounge chairs I agreed to a very good foot massage (charged to my tag number). It was periodically quite painful! As a foreigner, I took the punishment stoicly and yawned from time to time just to show that it would take more than a little foot punishment to make me whimper.

I continued to hang around, read a newspaper (Steve Irwin--the Crocodile Hunter--is dead? From a stingray??), sipped tea, watched Animal Planet, caught an eyeful of the girls brought in for a parade for some other patrons, etc. Finally I decided that I had absorbed all the lounging I could handle for one day and wandered back to the changing room. Soon I was dressed, and presented my tag to the outer office ladies. Re-equipped with wallet, I settled the bill (RM$253) and sauntered out to explore the mall.

So, fellow newbies, there you have it--a blow-by-blow (ahem) account of my visit to a genuine KL health club! And, I have to say, it was far better organized and more luxurious than anything I've experienced in Bangkok, Hong Kong, or Singapore.

Now if only they had strippers.

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