2006 Kuala Lumpur Reports

[Fastcome]

Hi bros,

Anyone know where is Tian Tian now? I've trying to call her many times but not get through, is she still in Malaysia?

Bro Walter33,

Are you mentioned TianTian who stayed in Ipoh road hotel? She has been back to China for almost 3 weeks and heard that she will be back at least 3 months later.

FC

[KL Guy]

I think she has gone back. For the info of those into PRCs, Anne the so called Christy Chung look alike is going back this weenend so better pay her a visit if you want to see her!

KL Guy

Hi bros,

Anyone know where is Tian Tian now? I've trying to call her many times but not get through, is she still in Malaysia?

[KL Guy]

Why am I not surprised!

KL Guy

Brothers,

Bro MDII, just met my dinner companion and your name came up (chau chee bai .. you too handsome la!!).

Best,
Panya

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[Plugger]

After a busy couple of days of endless meetings and the like, i needed the relaxing company of some lovely Malaysian lasses. So, it was on the phone to my local friend and partner in crime. "Mate", he says "We've done the whole health spa thing, how about i show you any side to KL?" Why not, i reply. After what seemed like an eternity stuck in traffic, we finally ended up in the Haji Taib area. Wow, when he said we were going cheap, he really meant it. After a quick meal of "Ba Kut Te", we walked around the corner to be confronted with the sight of a dozen or so lady boys. Man these fellas are persistent. NO! NO! NO! I say, but still they follow. Anyway, after 50 or so metres they finally gave up their pursuit. Right at the end of the block I sighted a lovely lass of Indian heritage. How much for full service? $120 she replies. NO, too expensive says my friend. He will give you $60 and you make him happy ok? After a moments hesitation, she agrees. Good luck says my mate, I'll be down here waiting. As I follow the girl up the stairs of this shoplot, it occurs to me that we are right next to a police booth. Shit, I hope this isnt a set up. In the room, I was immediately taken aback by the lack of amneties. Just a mattress on the floor and a dressing table nothing more. Geez this must be unhealthy but, what the hell, im already here. I undress rather quickly and place my clothes on the dresser. She does likewise. Soon she proceeds with a bj, capped. For once in my life, I was happy with a capped bj. Who knows what sorts of fleas shes carrying. Anyway, the bj was rather good and she then manouvered me on top to begin fucking her. Just as im about to enter, out the corner of my eye I see my clothes moving. What the hell? Theres a guy hiding under the dresser. A little kid in fact. I immediately get up, snatch my clothes and get dressed. You trying to steal from me I said. No sir! But i dont care, im getting out of here and im not paying you a cent. I run down the stairs and recall to my friend the events above. Lets get the hell out of here he says. We dont want to get beaten up. Hahaha, into the car we get and my friend bursts out into fits of laughter. I told you this was a dodgy area, he says. This was definetely one for the books.

Still feeling rather unsatisfied, my friend then suggests a different place. A papaya farm he says. What the heck is that? You'll see! So off we go again and 10mins later we end up at the Plaza Pudu. Directly opposite a dingy karaoke bar called Great Wall. So, in we go once again up a couple of flights of stairs. Immediately we are greeted by a couple of waiters who show us to a dark booth. You want girl? Fuck yeah! Soon an old lady probably in her 60s comes over and proceeds to speak to my friend in CHinese. Ok, he says we've got two girls coming. 20 bucks for each for them to sit next to us. Sure thing, I say. 2 Malay girls soon come over. Myyyyy, they're friendly. But it's too dark, I cant tell what they look like. Fark, who cares, says my friend. Just feel their tits! Hahaha. She calls them her meat buns, hehehe. After a few minutes of mindless groping, she asks you want me to suck you? Sure, I say. Without hesitation she proceeds to unzip me. Huh, here? Sure darling, no one can see us. Yeah right i thought as i looked over to my friend. Ah, the other girl is already bopping her head up and down on my buddies lap. So, this girl proceeds to give me an awesome bbbj and finished with CIM. But hell, I felt so dirty when we were finished. I told my friend lets get out of here, need to take a shower. As he asks for the bill, all the mummy and the waiter also enter our booth. Oh, it occurs to me that they are after tips. My friend gives the waiter $10, the mummy $30 for both of us. The bill came up to $72. Two beers at $13, girls company for $40 and peanuts at $6. On top of this, we gave the girls $60 each. It was at this point that the girls brighten up the light in the room. SHock Horror, my girl is missing her front teeth. Jesus Christ! My friend bursts out laughing again as we leave the joint. He tells me he noticed she was toothless, thats why he took the other one. Son of a *****!

So after all this, back to the hotel i head(Boulevard at Mid Valley). Or so I thought. My friend says, Lets make another pit stop. Nooooooo, i say, but you cant argue wth the driver. Onwards then to an area called Brickfields. After parking we proceed to what can only be described as shop after shop of cheap ass pussy. $30-$60. My friend sees something he likes, but i just cant get over the decor of the joints. Not to mention the customers. This was one disgusting place. Every foreign worker must head here after work. I definitely looked out of place as the only white guy for miles. Anyway, my friend decides to give the girl a go. I wait outside till he finishes and observe the comings and goings. By this stage I was completely disgusted with myself. Well, after he was done he finally drops me off at the hotel. You are one sick bastard i tell him! I have never cleaned myself so thoroughly.

I have one more day here in KL and id like to now experince the other end of the spectrum. If anyone can advise as to which escort agency I can call for a 100% hot chick for the whole night, that would be great. DOnt mind the price. 1k is fine.

Oh and ive been to the beach club. Just not my scene.

[Panya]

Take note though that some girls will only have sex after buka puasa

Brothers,

It's really business as usual, with some basic courtesy to the fasting month. For example:

1. DRESS. At the karaoke last night, when the girls lined up for parade, they were all wearing jackets over their low-ct skimpy dresses. After we had made the selections and the door was closed, they removed the jackets and we all started raba raba like normal --> they also raba raba us like normal.

2. PUASA. I took my GRO back to hotel, and she asked me whether ST or LT. If LT she has to puasa by approx. 4.30am, BUT she can skip and compensate with additional days after the official puasa month.

3. ALCOHOL. Whisky bottle not allowed to be displayed on the table. They placed a coffee pot and waiter came in to replenish it with whisky periodically. Had lunch in Japanese restaurant today, and ordered beer -- it came in the procelain tea cup, so that cannot see that it is beer.

4. 1001 --> Definitely open. Some karaokes like MM (formerly Triple X) closed for the entire duration due ot lack of connections with police.

Bro MDII, just met my dinner companion and your name came up (chau chee bai .. you too handsome la!!).

Best,
Panya

[Walter33]

Hi bros,

Anyone know where is Tian Tian now? I've trying to call her many times but not get through, is she still in Malaysia?

[Mamama]

Hi there,

Let me give u my advise to the questions:-

1) Nope,its not clean

2) You will get ladyboys instead.Girls there are mostly drug addicts and worn out.Forget about PRC,etc..

3) Service wise..well all they say is ...cepat bang,nanti polis mari..it somehow kills the mood

4) RM 20 to RM30

5) Not worth going coz this place is full of drug addicts,thiefs(who probably steal your wallet while you happily bonking away)

My advice to you is try a safer place,maybe brickfields will do.I used to go to chowkit many years ago(about 1996-2000).During that period,i enjoyed myself with many young girls from Sabah and Indons.Ah,those great time i had but now its not worth going.

Cheers

2118

Thanks for the info member 2118 dude.

Another thing, I thought Brickfields is a place for Tosais?

And going straight to the point, i do not think I have interest in banging some Tosai. Sorry bro's of the Tosai skin color, no flaming intended.

I am more interested in say, PRC'S , CKT's, NL's or probably Ang Moh's. Been banging lots of Ang Moh's especially Russians, Germans and also British in Bukit Bintang areas. I find these Ang Moh's more interesting because they are more passionate about having sex, and their french kisses rock! Instead of you tounging them, they will toungue you more. But the best part is that most of them are clean shaven and can endure longer compared to asian women. The longest sex I have had is 1 hour 50 minutes, non stop! Now try beating that brothers!And it is one on one..

Signing off for for. Once again thanks, member 2118 for your reply.Really appreciate it.

[Fastcome]

Since Air Asia is running promotions, shall we organize a Sex Tour of Malaysian cheongsters to liven up the scene in Jakarta? Let's see .. airfare about RM500, hotel can be twin sharing (therefore we get orgies every night), and FJs costs just RM120. 3D/2N may round up to be just RM1,000.

Bro Panya,

Good idea. I always wanted to try out in Jakarta, if time is available and for just 3D/2N and cost RM1K, it is reasonable. if we can go in the weekdays, so that I can have excuse on biz trip to avoid HM asking, then count me in.

FC

[Nicewan]

saltwater :- thanks, next time will maintain the sam ML, since she knows how
to do "it" without asking, heheheh....

hhmm RM1K for such a good time, Im in, when, date please, got leave i need to clear, heheh....

Since Air Asia is running promotions, shall we organize a Sex Tour of Malaysian cheongsters to liven up the scene in Jakarta? Let's see .. airfare about RM500, hotel can be twin sharing (therefore we get orgies every night), and FJs costs just RM120. 3D/2N may round up to be just RM1,000.Best,
Panya

[Fly Guy II]

Hi All,

Got a few PM on the Forrest gump experience and to share with all. The selection is good and ever changing. For me its convenient as its only 15 minutes away. The best PRC I have experienced is here with a Vin Diesel XXX rating. She is away back home but the moment she is back I will give a LOUD shout out to all. Of the 5 I have tried none were lousy with 3 very very good.

They do go the extra mile. Got my CIM and a little back door action. Not really my scene but feeling extra naught that day. I did say a little as the girl said " Bang besar sangat la"!

I know they use the same line with everyone but I am a sucker for a squeal and a " Bang saya hisap sampai keluar" This place has been a good find so guys enjoy and lets keep it private so as not to screw it up for all

Later
F G II

[Chongster]

I contacted this lady last night, she told me she was actually quite pissed off that she was getting all these unwarranted calls and texts from strangers.

So guys, perhaps we should lay off this one. She sounded like a decent girl to me. Rover probably got a good deal with her cos he's a charmer and a mat salleh

Roversman,

You lucky guy! Btw good luck - when you post this kind of temptation it's similar to holding a hunk of bloody meat over a crocodile pool. Plenty of hungry ones snapping around. I wouldn't mind the contact myself (yes, I suppose I'm one of the old crocs) - but wondering what the "rules of engagement" are in this case. In other words what kind of hotel /area did you take her to and was it a case of tea/dinner and sex or any other compensations? Thanks.

MD II

[Master Diver II]

MD II,

I volunteer to be the photographer, can or not? Panya can translate from JKT.and of course I can help him by talking to his girls in JKT.

Panya,

If we plan it well, we can get cheaper air tickets. Rooms,sharing, well we can find an economical place and share only during orgies. Off course we need to find a slavegf for MD as that is something he is wishing for now. anyway a JKT trip sounds good.

Bros,

KLM is the cheapest ticket and yes there is still action during puasa month. Take note though that some girls will only have sex after buka puasa - gives new meaning to buka puasa. To make it more believable to HM may I suggest we steer clear of the extreme budget hotels. There are hotels like Sparks and Classic but may I suggest Manhattan/Park Lane/Ambhara/Aston Sudirman(service apartments)/Somerset Grand Citra/Grand Kemang/Arcadia/Sahid Jaya/Millenium Sirih to name a few.

Meanwhile the hotel bars are still open and I know someone who has a few numbers too (only for known friends I'm afraid). Perhaps Panya can get his dinner companion to find a friend or two and I have a couple of girls I'd like to arrange dinner with. Hmmmmm..... starting to sound like a plan.

MD II

[Master Diver II]

Been seeing a young lady for past few months on and off. Enjoy each others company and enjoy each others sex ( yeah Im the freebie guy).. anyways few weeks ago she stated that I was spending a lot on hotels every time we meet together.
She had an idea that if I provide her what Im spending on one hotel visit ( approx RM150) she can move much closer to town..and I can have her within 2 stops Putra line bonking distance to me.
Shes found a place and is moving in in two weeks.
So hopefully for RM150 per month I get a reasonably high number of freebies.. until I get bored. Sounds like a good deal to me...

By the way, for all interested brothers theres a lady out there who desparately needs it. Shes not shy but has been sending me several sms about meeting up again. I me her a few times and then decided I wanted fresh meat. This lady is obviously hot for action. Shes slim, average face. So if you need a number, please send me a message. Shes a decent gal so please talk to her nicely.

Roversman,

You lucky guy! Btw good luck - when you post this kind of temptation it's similar to holding a hunk of bloody meat over a crocodile pool. Plenty of hungry ones snapping around. I wouldn't mind the contact myself (yes, I suppose I'm one of the old crocs) - but wondering what the "rules of engagement" are in this case. In other words what kind of hotel /area did you take her to and was it a case of tea/dinner and sex or any other compensations? Thanks.

MD II

[Chaweewan Sunon]

Can I have the contact pls?

Can I have the contact pls?