2006 Kuala Lumpur Reports

[Death Warrior]

After seeing Rhoda off at 9am, I went back to bed as all this alcohol and lack of sleep is taking its toll on me. Got up at 12pm and then thought I’d head off to Imbi Plaza to see what computer stuff they had there. Eventually left the hotel after cleaning up at about 1pm and had a coffee on the way to kickstart my system. Imbi Plaza was a waste of time for me, I thought that Low Yat Plaza was much better for the variety of items they sold. Also had a look at Sungei Wang Plaza, which was fairly packed. Was hungry so had lunch at Nandos :- Piri Piri Chicken and a nice strawberry smoothie. Headed back to hotel, as there was fuck all else to do of which I’m glad, as at about 2:30-3pm, the heavens opened and it rained like hell and the sky turned almost black with the rain clouds.

Just chilled in my room surfing the web looking for what else a tourist might do, but finding difficulty, as I had seemed to have covered the most popular places. Genting Highlands did not appeal to me, I’ve no interest in casinos and the theme park would only be fun when with your family. At about 7pm started to feel hungry again and got ready and went to the hotel lobby. It was still raining, so I thought I’d check out the feast village in Star Gallery for some dinner. Nothing took my fancy, so I braved the elements and just walked to Jalan Alor again hunting for somewhere to eat. Ended up back in the same place as last night and had another wonderful dinner.

I had texted StickyHead and he was still in meetings until about 9pm, so we eventually hooked up at 10:30pm when he picked me up from the hotel. Our first stop was guess what….Beach Club ! Cost 25 MYR each to get in as we arrived late and from what I gather they seem to charge after 9pm, but I’m still not sure on their charging times/rules. It seemed quiet, probably due ti rain however saw Rhoda again and originally I did have every intention of pulling her again for another session tonight. However, I felt drained and it would be a waste of time, so decided no pussy tonight. One of her friends came and hooked onto me, managed to shake her off as tonight I was going to save my juice. We left after about 45 mins and headed across the road to the Thai Bar, which had nothing going on. Walked further down the road and had a look in Jungle Rum (again nothing, but this is not a freelance place) and then headed to Hard Rock Café.

This is a much smaller place than Beach Club, but there were a few working ladies. StickyHead liked one of which we were following as we walked into the place and I also saw another which looked real cute, StickyHead said could be a local (Nasi Lamek). It’s a completely different place than the Beach Club, less “full on” and some of the girls seemed a bit classier. We saw another girl who was damn cute, but they keep their distance…. you have to go to them to make the first move. StickyHead had noticed (sharp guy that he is) that the cute girl was asking for 300 MYR for short time, which I think I would have paid for, but being so tired was a waste for tonight. We left at about 1:45am and StickyHead kindly dropped me off at my hotel. So for me it was another dry night saving my sperm soldiers for tomorrow which will be my last night in KL before I fly back home to good old Blighty on Thursday morning.

I don’t know if I’ll get a chance to hook up with StickyHead again tomorrow evening, but I’d like to publicly thank you for time and company during the few days I’ve been in KL. It certainly made it more enjoyable being with a local guy who knew the scene and you are a true gentlemen and scholar. If you ever make it to London, I will of course extend the same hospitality that you extended to me.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread.

[Jakboy]

I went up this afternoon to MC - was with Meimen - who was extremely pretty (8) but the service was disappointing - very mechanical, no kiss, no touching. it was 190 for the "full course" 5 minutes into the massage she was grimacing because her arm was aching apparently - so I suggested she abort the massage. cat bath was good - but somewhat perfunctory, as was the short AR and BBBJ.

She asked me which position she wanted to F in - got on top, in half a minute was making faces saying it was hurting and she was tired - and asked me to get on top.... did so and got it over with as soon as possible.

This is my first KL experience (and FR), I hope it gets better from here.

I head out tomorrow - but am contemplating whether to take a pit stop on the way to the airport at E(a)-(in)-st -(e)-i-n or CC ... or just save my money for next time...

Maybe a FL next time would make more sense - I know the cabbie today was strongly suggesting one :-), but that seemed dubious.

[Estudiente]

Last week was my very first time to Zest. I have never been to Zest either in SS2 or DJ. Here are a few mistakes I made when I went there. I asked for Jessica ( I read that she gives "extra services" in the forum). That was months ago and unfortunately the lady doesn't know who I am talking about. She mentioned here they only have Melayu. Lesson 1 - whenever you read a report and you fancy the ML, better visit her soon otherwise you will be disappointed like me.

The girl asked me whether I have any booking. Like an idiot I said "no", anyone will do. She got me a NL called Sabrina. This ML is really mechanical. No GFE at all. She doesn't talk. Only answer "ya" or "tidak" whenever spoken to. I will not take her again. Her massage is so-so only. Her batin is ok only. I asked her if she do any "extras". She said "tidak". Not a good experience for me. Lesson 2 - always try to get a glimpse or ask the lady who is "sporting" enough, otherwise you will get a robot like Sabrina. The cost RM105

On the way out, I saw a NL like a bookworm -wearing glasses, long hair with toothy grin. Her name is Christina (spelt Qistyna). I think she could be the boss lady. The Zest card has her name on it. Anyone tried her and please, does anyone know whether she provide "extra"?

If anyone knows MLs who provide "extras", pls let me know. I find it more sensual having a massage at a MP followed by BJ or FJ rather than having a straight job at HC. You can PM me, if you like.

Az Man

Amigo,

Si, Zest now full of Malays only. But if you want the Chinese-version-of-Zest, go to Shy*n, located 1 minute walk from Zest DJ. There you can find Jessica, Carmen, Florence and the hot stuff now, Yen. Yen got short hair, talks a lot and can do 'extra service'. Believe me, I've tried her 4 times. Body massage, full service, BBBJ you name it. But there's always a price on each package. Doggy-ing her is the best because her ass is so solid and round, man now I already steam when thinking of doggy-ing her. Sigh.

Back to Zest DJ, the last time I was there when Jasmine was still working with Zest. Jasmine got real killer boobs, plus she gave BBBJ (that was long time ago lah). If you want, I can recommend you to go to Zest SS2. There, go find Hani, she's the top ML. Even girls in Zest DJ are envy of her. Serious. Other than Hani, there's Ina (hani's cousin), Dilla and Kathy (fake-boobs MILF).

Sabrina. Sucks big time, she claimed she's from Ipoh but her accent sounds like Indon. Muscular body, she said she been to gym with her brother. Doesnt allow raba-raba. I tried but she keeps avoiding, but what the heck. It's her loss, heheh.

Meanwhile, Christina is the most nerdiest ML I've ever seen. She reminds me of skool girl that always go to library. She got small size body. I never tried her, and dun want to try her at all. Sorry. I also got standard mah.

If you want real big-boobs Malay, go for Farah (Zest DJ). She got different style of hand-job. Hehehe. She actually uses her knee to stroke your didi. Weird but nice try. But her HJ + raba is the most over-priced service, rm100. Thats crazy.

So I hope I've answered some of your questions on where to get the 'real thing' in MP.

Adios, mi amigo.

[OldAsiaHand]

I never listen! Several ISG mongers told me that KL was a health center town, but I paid them no mind determined to do the club thing for take-out service.

First night, I met up with Rickyeoh99. He showed up with his really cute China baby doll. We met at the Rum Jungle. Music was good, but supply of any talent limited. He dropped me by the Beach Club around 11+. Not keen for Filipina, I wandered in the the place across the street. A few Thai ladyboys and a couple of over the hill Thai pros. I did get a few digits from potential freebies for future reference, but left around 1+ emptyhanded. Stopped at the Q-Bar on the way back to hotel. The place was hopping. Great mix of international talent represented. I wasted time on an African girl that turned out to be another potential freebie and hit the sack empty-handed again. Strike 1.

Second night, I wanted to be sure to do a Malay girl so I called the taxi driver that took me back to my hotel the night before. 2 girls showed up at the hotel, neither of which I would normally pay for. Too lazy, I picked the least ugly one and had a below average experience. A waste of 250 MYR 250. Strike 2.

Final night. I had an 8AM flight so I walked over to Q-Bar early. There was nothing even to consider. Hit the sack alone to get up for the flight. Strike 3.

I hope to have better luck next time.

OAH

[Death Warrior]

Intended to have a good sleep so went to bed at 12am however I awoke at 2:30am and could not get back to sleep, so checked email and surfed the web until about 5am when I felt tired again. Woke up at 12pm, so got ready and headed off to the Batu caves via a taxi from the Marriott which cost 12MYR. The climb up the 272 steps is hard going, but well worth the effort when you get to the top. Had some breakfast at one of the restaurants at the bottom of the caves, a lovely masala dosa and coke to drink for only 7 MYR. After this excursion, I wanted to head back to hotel to freshen up so asked one of the taxi drivers and he quoted 40 MYR, I told him to going fuck himself…not really, however he would not come down from 30 MYR which for me was still too much considering I only paid 12 to get there. Anyway, got a taxi driver that was dropping someone off to get me back to hotel for 25 MYR, which is still way over the top but the mother fuckers have you over a barrel when you are there!

After a cleanup back at the hotel headed off to China Town Petaling Street. The taxi driver was really cool; he gave me advice about pickpockets and how to deal with the negotiations when buying something. The taxi bill came to 6.50, so I gave him 8MYR for his helpful advice and he was happy as hell. I ended up buying some polo shirts and sports caps at what I consider a reasonable price. It was time to head back to hotel so the next task was to find a taxi. The first quote I got was 40 MYR, to which I told the taxi driver “going lick your own balls”. Eventually got a taxi back to hotel for 6 MYR. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m no cheapskate, but when they take the [CodeWord140] on trying to charge foreigners that much, you have got to fight back!

Checked email and then phoned StickyHead who had replied via PM to meet up later. For dinner went to Jalan Alor and had a really great dinner. Phoned StickyHead again and advised where I was and how to recognise me. He arrived in about 20 minutes and we had a nice chat for about 15-20 mins. I was thinking of going back to Beach Club and he suggested that we have a quick look at the Thai Bar opposite. Off we went in his car and did a quick recon of the Thai Bar. Very few girls and not much happening, so across the road into the Beach Club. StickyHead just waved to one of the guys on the door and we got in without paying. He saw a PRC that he started to talk to and got her a beer, while I scouted the area. Saw a Vietnamese who was not bad so called her over. Felt her up a bit, she had a lovely soft arse, however StickyHead reminded me the night was still early, so lets wait a while. Saw quite a few of the same girls who came over (including BeBe again) but the one that caught my eye was a petite Filipino called Rhoda. She had green eyes, which were obviously contact lenses, but what attracted me to her, was her playful nature and the fact she spoke excellent English. Told her that I’ll pay her 300 until 9am and she instantly agreed. So now we could get on and enjoy ourselves. Had a few more beers including buying some for her friends who were also hanging around with us and then about 1am, we headed off. Went off to a restaurant with Rhoda, which was quite near the Marriott that StickyHead knew. After that StickyHead dropped us off at the hotel and we worked out how we would meet for tomorrow.

In the room the fun started. I had already discussed with Rhoda her limits, everything was on except anal. She’s a Christian and needs to preserve her anal cherry to ensure she goes to heaven ! We started off with a nice shower together, where she cleaned me thoroughly and me her and also started a nice BBBJ in the shower. Dried off and then hit the bed. Excellent BBBJ and AR with sex in cowgirl, missionary, legs behind ear and doggy. However, I was not going to come as had drunk way too much beer and whiskey. So we cuddled up and went to sleep. I did by the way get some very nice pictures and also a movie on my new camera, as she was certainly not shy of the camera. Will post when back home. Woke up at 7am with a boner and needed release what was not released last night. Quick cleanup and she starts off with a BBBJ and then a energetic cowgirl session, where I blew my load. We fell asleep again until about 9am when I needed to pay her to leave. Gave her 350 in total as it was an excellent session and well worth the 50 tip.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread.

[Zouks]

Hi to all my fello brothers out there.

This is my first FR in HC. My usual spot is the above mention place la. But why this time come with FR leh. Is because of the service lor. Hehehhe

Below are my FR. Hope you all brothers out there enjoy it.

Cheers

Name: Honey (she said easy and sweet to called wor...) :P
Body: 8/10 (medium boobs - 34B cup, pink, small and perky nipple) *yum-yum*
Looks: 7/10 (PRC lookalike)
Skin: 9/10 (smooth as silk)
GFE: 9/10 (great!!) - take own sweet time...a lot of chit chat and treat you as her bf.
BBJ: 8/10 (ask you is she doing great or not!) Phewww....great balls on fire!
FJ: 8/10 (any position as u like)
AR: (excellent job)
Daty: Never try
WIR: Of course! But make sure u make appointment. I have waited for 3 hours!

Thats all my reports!

Happy cheonging!

[Qt2100]

To all big bro outthere,

Can I join i nthe next session of TT?

I'm really new here.

Thanks a lot.

[GodDamnBig]

Hey bro. Long time no see liao since last TT. If you are into the PRC FL do let me know because I have some contact (not in Klang anyway). Its cheaper and I think should be better.

heya. Thanx bro. Sure. Always love to try out new stuff. Hehehe. But will only be able to get in contact with you dudes. After I paint Hatyaii's town red. Hehehehehe. Any bros going there also.

[Master Diver II]

Hi Brothers!

Looks like everyone's feeling the grind, must be the economic slowdown -- so, let's TT!!

DATE : 8th June (Thursday)
TIME : 7.00pm
VENUE : Same place in Tmn Tun (still have whisky there!)

Best,
Panya

I'll see you there bro.

MD II

[GodDamnBig]

Bros. I am afraid. Its confirmed. I have to leave to the border tomorrow morning and might only be back by Friday. So I will not be able to join you guys to convoy to Klang for some action. Hope that you guys have a great time tomorrow. Heya Cool69 and Daijek. Any recommendations for my trip to Hadyaii tomorrow or any brother there that I can look up. Hehehe.

Though I cant make it but, I do hope however you guys treat my buddy well. His nick is BigThing and I am assuming that he will attend it since I have gotten him quite excited about the TT. I know you reading this bro. So no choice liao. You better make it there. Hehehe. I am sure everyone will be welcoming you with open arms. Especially the GMILF that Panya loves so much. Hehehehe. Fishie. Bring Mira lar. Hahaha.

[Raven1]

as usual my lunch time exodus let me to this place. actually wanted to go to kowloon near to my office but mised the lrt stop. anyway should have missed this place too. nothing much to shout. a few ckt, nl n 1 xl size thosai n 1 small size mamak. took 1 big boob ckt.last week report.

name:june ( not this monthlah)
ckt
boobs: actually 32 but cos disguised by the push up bra.
face:6
bbbj:6
fj:6
daty:no
ar:v.short one as not into it myself
wir:not in near future
started the usual sop, catlick, bbbj then reverse cowgirl n finish with doggy. good suction n squeeze but loose lips below.

HM not in. thinking of joining the TT (shylah mayb c bros n uncle in group hehe he) but running high on fever though. will pm panya for direction.hope recovered by then.

ciao n happy hunting

[Cheongman]

TT Brothers....

TT session ar ! I wanted to join very much but still stuck in Terengganu. Damn miss all the MILF's at the joint during our last TT session ! For what it worth, you guys enjoy yourself lah...... Uncle Cool69, remember to bring your guitar along wor ! hahahahaha....

[QUOTE=Cool69]

Hi Brothers!

6. CHEONGING AFTER TT. Let's end the TT by, say, 10.00pm, and one group go cheonging together. How about it?

Bro Panya,

I will be there definitely & I was there last week & the bottle left 1/3 more since our last meet before we left to Crystal. By the way there will be two location to cheong after the TT. 1) goddambig will lead the PRC in Klang. 2) Fisherman & me will leading to White Meat in K.L so to all bro's up to you to decide.
Looking forward to meet up .

Cheers
Cool69

[Cool69]

[QUOTE=Panya]Hi Brothers!

6. CHEONGING AFTER TT. Let's end the TT by, say, 10.00pm, and one group go cheonging together. How about it?

Bro Panya,

I will be there definitely & I was there last week & the bottle left 1/3 more since our last meet before we left to Crystal. By the way there will be two location to cheong after the TT. 1) goddambig will lead the PRC in Klang. 2) Fisherman & me will leading to White Meat in K.L so to all bro's up to you to decide.
Looking forward to meet up .

Cheers
Cool69

[Cool69]

Hi Sexagon; In your first attempt of FR you gave all the numbers for these girls, only to be deleted by Jackson. Now you posted again, with the escape clause that there's no free lunch? So what gives?

Lets see now, these names Nicole, Felicia & Heide, such beautiful names, such fantasy, can't make up if NL or CKT or Vindoloo or can it be White Meats like Vodka?. So far no FR or any reports whats so ever on these beautifyl names, make one wonder. Facts or fantasy?

Cheers,

Benny Boy

Bro BB,
He is another ass hole trying to show something proud lah! I can tell you with my many donkey years of cheonging never happend this type of lubang beside Super Star, Mercury & China Town (Close down already) which paid for this plessure. And I totally agreed with you that there was no FR on this three some or the FL .I think he should call himsefl SEX-&-CON instead of SEXAGON lah!

Cheers
Cool69

[Member #3003]

Aiyo. Bro Panya. There is a possibility that I might be heading to Hadyaii on Wednesday lar. Hahaha. Going there for Business/pleasure/shopping. And will be back in Thursday. But not confirm yet. I might cancel out on that trip to join you guys. Actually at the same time I am deciding also between the Thai Beauties. Or this model that I just met and have a date with on Thursday that I might be able to Score on Thursday. Hmmm. Have to first work my mojo on her first ler. Trip to Klang? Sure. No prob. But I have not the faintest Idea why though. When the best there is in Malaysia is in KL. Hehehe. Unless my bro panya. You really wanna break your curse and successfully screw with that school girl look-alike I just tried lar in spite of MD2's presence. Then ok lar. Hahahaha. Because I think I also wanna try another girl there lar. Hahaha. Quite cheap for me sum more. Hehehe

There are many PRCs in Klang lah. HP nos flying around. RM kao sam lah