General Reports

[Cocr Brotheler]

Fanny is pretty like a Chinese opera star with beautiful, supple, flawless body, no tats.

A very nice, sweet, sexy girl, she would go to Ibiza or Cascada and do everything to please you.

Nice hairy Bush and tight bunzs!

[Cocr Brotheler]

I hope you did not do to these women at work what you normally do to HK girls, I. E. Squeezing boobs, grabbing butts, groping crotches, poking pussies.

You need to deprogram your brain immediately after you leave HK to go back to Texas, or one of these days you may get lynched by a mob of short, fat, ugly, sexless Texas women.

LOL! Almost believe new Texas sex felony law a ploy by the many many big fat disgusting beef-eater women here to garner more dates (seriously).

Oh no so much as even look at a woman "differently" in the workplace more than a few seconds fired immediately and walked out the door.

[SpeedToys]

Testing 1140 PM Nov1 From room.

149 Mb down.

98 Mb up.

Testing at 2 pm Nov2 from the restaurant.

90 Mb down.

18 Mb up.

Testing Nov2 at 7 pm from room.

155 Mb down.

92 Mb up.

My Roku stick is wayyyyyyy happier this trip than ever before.

[BrotherMouzone]

You also have to have T-Mobile's Mexico (North American plan) of course. T-Mobile's Mexico plan is only $5 a month.

I don't know anything about that particular plan. I'm in something called the Sprint Wireless Advantage Club (which is now under T-Mobile since the recent merger) which is a discount program for family and friends of Sprint employees. In that club, there's an "Advantage Unlimited" plan where, in addition to unlimited talk, text, and data for a relatively cheap price you get unlimited talk, text, and LTE data in Mexico and Canada at no additional cost.

[Hargow20]

You also have to have T-Mobile's Mexico (North American plan) of course. T-Mobile's Mexico plan is only $5 a month.

Yeah, I have Sprint / T-Mobile and roaming internet service works very well in like 90% of places (and is free with my plan). One issue I've had is internet never seems to work once I cross the border into Tijuana so I always have to catch a taxi (as opposed to Uber) if I can't get the 10 peso bus. Internet doesn't seem to work until the taxi takes me further into Tijuana a bit. Maybe it's just a matter of restarting my phone.

[BrotherMouzone]

Pre-printing the FMM form helped me avoid the fee at the border. I think because the pre-printed form is actually registered with the Government. Anyway. It worked for me this trip. I showed them my form on entry. I got in with no FMM fee.

Form at https://www.inm.gob.mx/fmme/publico/en/solicitud.html.

Another guy said he was charged $30 fee on Saturday night. So that FMM shakedown is still on.

Yeah, filling out the FMM form beforehand is also a signal to the Mexican customs officials that you're an experienced, somewhat knowledgeable border crosser (even if you actually aren't). They'd much, much rather "pick on" someone less experienced and less knowledgeable about the FMM paperwork as those people would tend to be much easier to shake down for the fee.

[BrotherMouzone]

T-mobile usually works in Tijuana. I will sometimes switch directly to the Telcel towers if the reception is poor. If this happens turn off adapting tower selection & select T-mobile. You many have to restart your phone.

Yeah, I have Sprint / T-Mobile and roaming internet service works very well in like 90% of places (and is free with my plan). One issue I've had is internet never seems to work once I cross the border into Tijuana so I always have to catch a taxi (as opposed to Uber) if I can't get the 10 peso bus. Internet doesn't seem to work until the taxi takes me further into Tijuana a bit. Maybe it's just a matter of restarting my phone.

[FlagRunner77]

At very last minute, I'm visiting Tijuana for the first time on Wednesday for 5 days! I'm frantically reading through as much as I can. It appears Ticuan is the place for me in terms of accommodation (I need to work a little).

It's a bit daunting on my own, especially with very little time to research. If anyone happens to be in zona Norte between Wednesday and Saturday, PM me and perhaps we can team up for a while!

[Dogers69]

Fanny is often my good night fuck.

Agree she has a great personality.

I used to take pride walking her from the taco stand corner opposite Ibiza to my room Cascadas. Like walking with a trophy.

She had an awesome body before covid. But put on some pounds during covid and I would no longer call her slim or her body as awesome.

As far a F'ing. Something is not a good about her pussy once you penetrate. It's like too loose after entry.

But, she does know how to give a great fuck when riding you because she makes sure your tip is going in / out without going too deep.

Despite some weight gain I still do her for my goodnight Fuck, even post covid. But she was not there last weekend.

This is the girl who owns the corner on same side of street as hk back door but on the east side right,? She's the only girl whoever works that spot besides the 4 foot 10 heavy woman who doesn't even dress up or anything. She's been out there for what feels like 8 months a year for 5 years. I always try to buy her a drink get some food. All she wants to do is work. She is a good chick, if you left your phone or wallet and walked out she'd bring it to you immediately. She also has feminine behavior opposed to hardened street girls who essentially act like men or angry trans. She got herself a boyfriend 3 or 4 months ago. A gringo I think she said. Pissed me off because now her head is in the phone talking to him constantly. I wish she would just go live with him I kind of hate seeing her out there banging so many guys.

[RocksWithSalt]

When I got to the Mexican side of the border, I told them I was staying one night, and was going shopping. I got ushered into a side room and given a lecture about Mexico not being open to tourists. But no need for a bribe, the guy let me go on without even checking my passport.

This is the current status of Mexico. They use a stop light system. Green is resume normal activities with caution, Yellow some limitations, orange is please stay home. Looks like only the area south of California is rated orange as of 10/31. The snowbirds who winter in Mexico are arriving in the beach areas. Mexico is open for business.

[Explorer8939]

I just got here and am stuffing my face in Azul restaurant.

When I got to the Mexican side of the border, I told them I was staying one night, and was going shopping. I got ushered into a side room and given a lecture about Mexico not being open to tourists. But no need for a bribe, the guy let me go on without even checking my passport.

I walked to the Taxi Libre spot (it changes constantly), checked the price, got into a taxi, and told the "100 pesos". He reluctantly agreed. But, then he passed my destination (Cascadas) and stopped in front of Adelitas, telling me this was Cascadas.

No tip for him.

[Rambo1969]

Fanny is pretty like a Chinese opera star with beautiful, supple, flawless body, no tats.

A very nice, sweet, sexy girl, she would go to Ibiza or Cascada and do everything to please you.

Fanny is often my good night fuck.

Agree she has a great personality.

I used to take pride walking her from the taco stand corner opposite Ibiza to my room Cascadas. Like walking with a trophy.

She had an awesome body before covid. But put on some pounds during covid and I would no longer call her slim or her body as awesome.

As far a F'ing. Something is not a good about her pussy once you penetrate. It's like too loose after entry.

But, she does know how to give a great fuck when riding you because she makes sure your tip is going in / out without going too deep.

Despite some weight gain I still do her for my goodnight Fuck, even post covid. But she was not there last weekend.

[Rambo1969]

Pre-printing the FMM form helped me avoid the fee at the border. I think because the pre-printed form is actually registered with the Government. Anyway. It worked for me this trip. I showed them my form on entry. I got in with no FMM fee.

Form at https://www.inm.gob.mx/fmme/publico/en/solicitud.html.

Another guy said he was charged $30 fee on Saturday night. So that FMM shakedown is still on.

[Hargow20]

T-mobile usually works in Tijuana. I will sometimes switch directly to the Telcel towers if the reception is poor. If this happens turn off adapting tower selection & select T-mobile. You many have to restart your phone.

You could eliminate the luck component by switching to T-Mobile. I've had zero issues along the many border towns, on the coast (eg Vallarta) and deep interior (eg CDMX). If you plan on spending a lot of time in Mexico, T-Mobile is a pretty good way to go.

[Captain Solo]

Started going down about 4 with 3 other guys, traffic was clear all the way, got to La Zona about 5:30. Sun was still out, La Zona was nice, warm, happy, bustling with lots of people on streets. The bros was hungry but were anxious to get in HK so we decided to order food inside.

Got a booth on the balcony right above main stage, drinking beers, watching strip show, ogling hot girls. The noob was partying all night before and was in La Zona first time, but on the way to HK he saw a hot street girl and had to bag her, so he went out by himself for her. He came back all happy, proceeded to pick up a few hot HK girls to sit and grope.

A couple groups of guys tried to seize our booth, but an old time mesero knew me and headed them off. A hard partying bro ordered a $200 Jack Daniels bottle with mixers and we started drinking, feeding it to the girls with our little private Halloween party. A wingman found his favorite girl in the last couple trips. They were drinking, talking their heads off, while kissing and groping, with his nonexistent Spanish, like real lovers.

Eventually other ISG bros found us, a few driving long distances from out of state. We missed out on a few bros due to miscommunication. Hope to meet up next trip. A bro showed up with 4 stacks of single dollar bills, immersing in the sexy scene and started raining propinas on the stage. They ordered food from Azul's and were gulping down in earnest. The bros were all unknown to each other, but they quickly clicked and had fun. They took a couple HK girls upstairs and came back down drinking, talking.

HK had 2 women in Halloween costumes and painted faces doing a long strip show with all sorts of lesbian sex on the main stage. The women were large and lumpy with droopy boobs and sagging butts, but the crowd just loved the erotic show and rained propinas. The pair gathered about $200 in tips.

By 10 we decided to go to Las Pulgas to check out the local club scene.

Las Pulgas Halloween party.

Las Pulgas is only 1 mile South of HK, a $5 cab ride. A long line was waiting to get in, taking like an hour. I suggested a Spanish-speaking bro to bribe the security guys to cut the line. They wanted $5 a head and we went in the lobby. Had to pay $8 cover so the bros decided to leave. I told the security the club was "No Bueno" and asked for our money back. Surprisingly the security goons handed our money back hehe. The waiting line was mostly single guys, only a few girls in huge costumes and face paints, looking unattractive. We felt we did not miss anything inside and decided to walk back to La Zona on Revolucion.

Party on Revolucion, Trannies on Call1.

About 11, hundreds of men and women, some in costumes, were out partying on Revo in sidewalk bars and on streets. The scene was festive and happy. A bar had large banners, premium beers for 15 pesos compared to 100 pesos or $5 in HK. Damn. Lots of young people were drinking and partying in sidewalk bars. You could potentially meet and talk to many young girls at these bars instead of paying cover to put up with loud music in Las Pulgas.

The bros were having a good time walking among the revelers. On Calle 1 a few hot girls, taller and chunkier than normal, were hanging out in front of hotels near the Arch. They were looking at us smiling, inviting without saying or gesturing. The bros immediately speculated trannies. I came over, inquiring with the hottest one. She wanted 800 pesos for a session with a feminine voice laced with only a tiny bit of a deep tone. I groped "her" crotch and found a good-sized dick, semi erect, packed tight to the crotch. I backed out. Her huge wall mate Shrek seemed pissed that I sampled the goods without buying and slapped my hands. Never know what a woman would do when scorned. We quickly retreated hehe.

New hot spinners on Consitucion.

We checked out Adelitas which was fairly crowded, found a few hot girls, but ventilation was way inadequate, the air was unbearably hot and humid. We took a pit stop and left quickly.

On the way back to Chicago we found a few hot new young girls on Constitucion. Chicago had about 80 guys and 40 girls, stripping on stage, wallowing in a hot tub and rolling around in a foam show on the back stage, sitting around the bar. I found 2 or 3 doable. Guys were sitting around the stage poking and inserting weird things in their crotches. The bros again drank and talked with their favorite girls.

A bro and I went back out to the street looking for the hot street girls. Midnight the streets were well lit and busy with people and lots of street girls. We were hanging out on the street, watching the lively scene, talking to girls and locals. Everything seemed fun and peaceful. 2 hot spinners were posting in front of hotel Michoacan. Anna was a tiny girl with a pretty smiling face, light skin. Took her in the hotel. She looked nice, clean, sexy with clothes off. Her tiny, nice, tight, youthful, all natural body, nice flat ab, tiny and bald kitty. She was tight and firm, definitely never had babies, looked and felt just like the little baby sitter next door. Got an instant erection for the third session of the night. She was so tight I had to try hard many times but only got in half way. I was pumping her tiny kitty hard and fast, rocking the bed; she seemed to like sex a lot. She was so attractive, sexy and erotic but I ran out of time, could not pop, was considering doing a double session with her. Reported her in the street girls thread, really want to do her again soon.

The bro had way too much to drink and was still in Chicago with his girls. I had serious doubt he could do anything with her in bed but he was staying and not coming out.

Another spinner Anahi came back, big boobs, long shapely legs, looking hot in a nice dress and white sneakers, like a real Universidad student hehe. I could not resist, took her in Michoacan. Her body looked nice and sexy, face average. I got erected quickly, again screwing her hard and fast, rocking the bed, and popped big. Also want to repeat with her.

Chicago BB deals.

About 2 AM a bro came out of Chicago, did an hour BB session with a hot girl for $180, not a bad deal. The drunk bro was still missing. We waited then walked back in Chicago looking for him. The mesero immediately knew whom we talked about, said he was still upstairs. We sat in the bar and waited. Eventually he came stumbling into the club with severely slurred speech. His girl also came down, frowning, giving him dirty looks. He had a dispute with the girl in the room; she called security goons and he had to pay $350. Looked like he was way too drunk, had a hard time performing, stayed a long time in the room, like 90 minutes. So he had to pay her for 3 sessions, $300, plus $50 for extended room. It worked out about right. Out on the street he was pissed, declared loudly with his slurred speech that he would never come back to Chicago. Will see. In a few days he may be missing the smell, taste and feels of that juicy pussy and hurry back to eat it up hehe.

Had a long but fun night with the wingmen and hot sex with a couple girls. Already planning to come back in a couple days to do long sessions with those sexy little spinners.

Life is sweet and sexy.