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[BigButtDetecto]

28 hours is a long ass time man. It's the reason I haven't been to Thailand, and I'm not that into Asian girls, but I'm not sitting on a plane for 24 hours.

Me neither. Asian girls are seldom curvy like latinas.

[JH 1001]

Howdy gents,

I've heard some talk about a bus at Ped East when crossing back to San Ysidro. It seems you pay some amount of money to board & it takes you past the long pedestrian line & directly to the CBP building.

Can someone give me some info on this, please?

Specifically:

Where *exactly* does one catch the bus?

How much does it cost (pay in $ or Pesos)?

Hours of operation?

Is it really legal or is someone running some kind of shady deal to make an extra buck?

As always, thank you all very much for the wealth of knowledge you so kindly provide.

JH.

[Captain Solo]

Dodger is right.

It's Mexican famous twisted logic practiced by everyone, including putas on the streets.

Fewer guys walking the alley, business is slow, revenues are down, so just raise pussies price to make up for it hehe.

[Captain Solo]

SportMongr.

A few bad ass Policia will try to scare people into giving them some money. I would not give them any. Just be calm and cool with them. Take down their car numbers and all info and tell them you will report them to Internal Affairs. Deny you have been drinking or carrying drugs and refuse to get into their car. Tell them to call in their sergeants and you want to go to the station to see the judge. They would waste their time and have to let you go.

One time I went past a stop sign on Coahuila and policiia saw it. They stopped me, searched my wallet. Their sergeant showed up, total 3 cars, 6 pigs. I was trying to give the sergeant a 100 peso note to let me go, but he would not take it. He left it up to the 2 original pigs. They kept telling me I clearly crossed the stop sign and the fine was something like 1,000 pesos. After 10 minutes of haggling, the bros my my car was getting hungry for the AYCE Churrascaria do Brazil, so I gave a guy a 100 pesos. He was groaning that I was cheap. I gave the other guy another 100 pesos note. They let me go, laughing, even stopped traffic so we could pull out.

Just keep a few 100-peso notes in your pocket and deal them out slowly if hassled by hungry cops hehe.

[HorseTrader]

Dang, I definitely prefer GFE but honestly I'm just desperate for some action right now haha. It has been rough since COVID. I get that it's not going to be the best time to visit right now but hopefully I can find a better deal than 100 $ for 30 minutes. PM me if you'the like to meet up or have any contacts you don't mind sharing with a newbie in town. I'll do my best to contribute / pay you back somehow.

Thanks,

NAK.

I agree with the things the other posters wrote. Most important are the safety of Thailand compared to the dangers of Tijuana. Second most important is that the Thai girls will have a fun attitude and make it fun for you, don't expect that in Tijuana. Expect the Tijuana street girls to have the same passion while working as the guy at Jiffy Lube who vacuums your car’s interior.

[TjBrazil]

This post is going to tick off some Tijuana lovers, but this is my informed opinion.

Here is your your big mistake: "I've been mongering in Thailand, Colombia and some parts of Europe so I'm sure it won't be too different than those places." I'm very familiar with both Thailand and Tijuana and you are wrong. If you are thinking of seeing many cute spinners for street action like Sukhumvit Soi 4, forget it (you might find 2 in all of Zona Norte).

Apparently you are familiar with Bangkok (Nana Plaza, Soi Cowboy and everything in between), Pattaya (Soi 6, Walking Street, LK, etc.) and Patong Beach (Bangla Road). On a really good day, the total of what is availability in Zona Norte, Tijuana, is far less than the worst of those Thailand options that I mentioned. On a good day Tijuana is about as good as RCA Entertainment in Ao Nang, but it is much different. The Tijuana girls are lesser in terms of beauty, service, and attitude. IMHO, losing HK is losing the best part of Tijuana. The streets of Tijuana are not safe like Thailand, you must stay in the heavily populated red light district.

I can get laid in Tijuana about 8 hours after leaving my home. I can get laid in Bangkok about 28 hours after leaving my home. Given that trade off, I still see no reason to go to Tijuana unless I'm already in Southern California.

28 hours is a long ass time man. It's the reason I haven't been to Thailand, and I'm not that into Asian girls, but I'm not sitting on a plane for 24 hours.

[NormalAsianKid]

Dang, I definitely prefer GFE but honestly I'm just desperate for some action right now haha. It has been rough since COVID. I get that it's not going to be the best time to visit right now but hopefully I can find a better deal than 100 $ for 30 minutes. PM me if you'the like to meet up or have any contacts you don't mind sharing with a newbie in town. I'll do my best to contribute / pay you back somehow.

Thanks,

NAK.

There are, indeed, more Latinas in Tijuana than in BKK. It all depends on what service level you want, and how much of the fabled "GFE" you expect. Thailand tends to have that in spades, although it is on the wane. It's much harder to find in Tijuana because the scene isn't oriented to that, it's oriented to the wham-bam-let's-get-out-of-town mindset. If you're going for bar girls, know that the typical session is 30 minutes and they will try to squeeze $100 out of a newbie. As I said in the other thread, with the pandemic you may get a bit more mileage, but don't expect it. If you want street action, the "paraditas" are available in the alley and along Constitucion Ave. They typically offer 15-20 minute sessions starting around 500 pesos.

So, as long as you're going into this with your eyes open, fine. Don't have any great expectations because right now the Zona Norte is not a very fun place to be.

[Phordphan]

Thailand very well may be a better mongering destination but I won't know until I've tried both. An 8 hour flight and being in the same time zone is also a bonus for me. Also, I love Latina girls so I'm hoping it'll be easier to find them in Tijuana than Thailand.

There are, indeed, more Latinas in Tijuana than in BKK. It all depends on what service level you want, and how much of the fabled "GFE" you expect. Thailand tends to have that in spades, although it is on the wane. It's much harder to find in Tijuana because the scene isn't oriented to that, it's oriented to the wham-bam-let's-get-out-of-town mindset. If you're going for bar girls, know that the typical session is 30 minutes and they will try to squeeze $100 out of a newbie. As I said in the other thread, with the pandemic you may get a bit more mileage, but don't expect it. If you want street action, the "paraditas" are available in the alley and along Constitucion Ave. They typically offer 15-20 minute sessions starting around 500 pesos.

So, as long as you're going into this with your eyes open, fine. Don't have any great expectations because right now the Zona Norte is not a very fun place to be.

[Captain Solo]

Horse is high for Thailand but I was there in 2019 and paid a premium to book the hottest Smooci escort, who looked nice, cute, youthful in pictures. She showed up looking much older and higher mileage, with bloodshot eyes, tired, frumpy face, disheveled clothes. She looked filthy, worn out and less attractive than cleaning women in my neighborhood, most likely a hard-core drug addict. I was so disgusted, got rid of her quickly. The much-talked about massage women on Sukhumivit Soi 23 were old, ugly with thick, bad skin typical of old farm women. I was so Goddamned disgusted. Most working girls in Thailand look like stunted kids with not much sex appeals.

Singapore's Geylang Road actually has many more attractive girls from Thailand, China, Vietnam and other Asian countries, far more convenient and easier to access.

Bars and strip clubs are all closed, but there are still lots of Latinas in Tijuana with their sweet, pretty Spanish faces, beautiful, fully-grown, lanky bodies with perky boobs, bubble butts and the sexiest feminine shapes and curves that are missing on most Asian women. The sex appeals criteria are different for everyone of us.

Quote Originally Posted by NormalAsianKid.

Hey everyone,

Decided over the weekend to spontaneously buy a flight to Tijuana this coming up week. It sounds like a lot of the bars / hk is closed but there's still plenty of street action. This is going to be my first time in Tijuana but almost certainly not my last. I've been mongering in Thailand, Colombia and some parts of Europe so I'm sure it won't be too different than those places. However I'the love any tips or advice anyone might have! And if anyone is going to be in the area over the next 2 weeks, PM me. I'the love to grab some drinks and learn the lay of the land! I'll be there for about 10 days from 7/6-7/15.

NAK.

[Captain Solo]

As you know, all bars, restaurants and strip clubs in Tijuana are shut down. Tijuana is not as much fun as before, but the rest of the mongering world is also shut down. So you just have to make the best of what is available in this pandemic.

Tijuana clubs have set up clandestine lounges in their hotels with girls where you can pick your companies, have drinks and bullshit with them, then decide if you want to take them to a room. Due to travel restrictions, I only went to La Zona in the day time and found the quantities and qualities of girls in lounges disappointing, but guys have reported 40 girls working in HK at night, so you may have better selections at night.

If you decide to take the girls to the rooms, just refuse to buy the beers bucket bar fines for them as suggested by the meseros. That's bullshit. The meseros will try to screw newbies with their bucket requirement BS and the girls are in on it as they get the fichas for the beers bought.

The street scene has been lively. I was in La Zona afternoon Sat July 4. About 150 girls were hanging out on the streets, lots of spinners, some very hot, including a handful of girls who had been working in HK pre CoVid. Most were not wearing face masks. If they do, you can politely ask them to take the masks down for a face chat.

I PMed you a list of girls, my most recent contacts, who live in Tijuana and should be available. I prefer only slim, pretty, healthy, youthful spinners, no tats, no implants, with nice, sweet, gentle personalities. Latinas have some of the prettiest faces and the most beautiful, sexually-matured bodies with the sexiest shapes and curves and soft, smooth skin which Asian girls don't have.

You can also contact Alberto Quinto, HK's VIP Concierge. He knows a lot of girls. You may also want to look into the escort sites. There are hundreds escorts in Tijuana.

I am not sure if I will go next weekend. If I go, it would be fun to meet you.

[Dogers69]

This post is going to tick off some Tijuana lovers, but this is my informed opinion.

Here is your your big mistake: "I've been mongering in Thailand, Colombia and some parts of Europe so I'm sure it won't be too different than those places." I'm very familiar with both Thailand and Tijuana and you are wrong. If you are thinking of seeing many cute spinners for street action like Sukhumvit Soi 4, forget it (you might find 2 in all of Zona Norte).

Apparently you are familiar with Bangkok (Nana Plaza, Soi Cowboy and everything in between), Pattaya (Soi 6, Walking Street, LK, etc.) and Patong Beach (Bangla Road). On a really good day, the total of what is availability in Zona Norte, Tijuana, is far less than the worst of those Thailand options that I mentioned. On a good day Tijuana is about as good as RCA Entertainment in Ao Nang, but it is much different. The Tijuana girls are lesser in terms of beauty, service, and attitude. IMHO, losing HK is losing the best part of Tijuana. The streets of Tijuana are not safe like Thailand, you must stay in the heavily populated red light district.

I can get laid in Tijuana about 8 hours after leaving my home. I can get laid in Bangkok about 28 hours after leaving my home. Given that trade off, I still see no reason to go to Tijuana unless I'm already in Southern California.

Horsetrader, I've never been to other countries but have watched Thailand utube streamers. Your biggest concern, with tijuana, is remembering, it's the most dangerous city in the world, #2-your not exactly in the good or safe part of Tijuana when in zona norte #3-even before lockdown, people had no problem choking tourists out for 20 bucks in crowded street. And the general vibe, in zona norte, is not "happy" "party" like thailand, but rather somber, economic hardship near poverty, . And not just from covid. Before covid even with zona norte problems at least Hong Kong, and Chicago and adelitas were upbeat, fun vibe places. But now you won't have that. It won't be the same experience that you could of had 6 months ago.

[NormalAsianKid]

Thailand very well may be a better mongering destination but I won't know until I've tried both. An 8 hour flight and being in the same time zone is also a bonus for me. Also, I love Latina girls so I'm hoping it'll be easier to find them in Tijuana than Thailand.

This post is going to tick off some Tijuana lovers, but this is my informed opinion.

Here is your your big mistake: "I've been mongering in Thailand, Colombia and some parts of Europe so I'm sure it won't be too different than those places." I'm very familiar with both Thailand and Tijuana and you are wrong. If you are thinking of seeing many cute spinners for street action like Sukhumvit Soi 4, forget it (you might find 2 in all of Zona Norte).

Apparently you are familiar with Bangkok (Nana Plaza, Soi Cowboy and everything in between), Pattaya (Soi 6, Walking Street, LK, etc.) and Patong Beach (Bangla Road). On a really good day, the total of what is availability in Zona Norte, Tijuana, is far less than the worst of those Thailand options that I mentioned. On a good day Tijuana is about as good as RCA Entertainment in Ao Nang, but it is much different. The Tijuana girls are lesser in terms of beauty, service, and attitude. IMHO, losing HK is losing the best part of Tijuana. The streets of Tijuana are not safe like Thailand, you must stay in the heavily populated red light district.

I can get laid in Tijuana about 8 hours after leaving my home. I can get laid in Bangkok about 28 hours after leaving my home. Given that trade off, I still see no reason to go to Tijuana unless I'm already in Southern California.

[HorseTrader]

Hey everyone,

Decided over the weekend to spontaneously buy a flight to Tijuana this coming up week. It sounds like a lot of the bars / hk is closed but there's still plenty of street action. This is going to be my first time in Tijuana but almost certainly not my last. I've been mongering in Thailand, Colombia and some parts of Europe so I'm sure it won't be too different than those places. However I'the love any tips or advice anyone might have! And if anyone is going to be in the area over the next 2 weeks, PM me. I'the love to grab some drinks and learn the lay of the land! I'll be there for about 10 days from 7/6-7/15.

NAK.

This post is going to tick off some Tijuana lovers, but this is my informed opinion.

Here is your your big mistake: "I've been mongering in Thailand, Colombia and some parts of Europe so I'm sure it won't be too different than those places." I'm very familiar with both Thailand and Tijuana and you are wrong. If you are thinking of seeing many cute spinners for street action like Sukhumvit Soi 4, forget it (you might find 2 in all of Zona Norte).

Apparently you are familiar with Bangkok (Nana Plaza, Soi Cowboy and everything in between), Pattaya (Soi 6, Walking Street, LK, etc.) and Patong Beach (Bangla Road). On a really good day, the total of what is availability in Zona Norte, Tijuana, is far less than the worst of those Thailand options that I mentioned. On a good day Tijuana is about as good as RCA Entertainment in Ao Nang, but it is much different. The Tijuana girls are lesser in terms of beauty, service, and attitude. IMHO, losing HK is losing the best part of Tijuana. The streets of Tijuana are not safe like Thailand, you must stay in the heavily populated red light district.

I can get laid in Tijuana about 8 hours after leaving my home. I can get laid in Bangkok about 28 hours after leaving my home. Given that trade off, I still see no reason to go to Tijuana unless I'm already in Southern California.

[NormalAsianKid]

Hey everyone,

Decided over the weekend to spontaneously buy a flight to Tijuana this coming up week. It sounds like a lot of the bars / hk is closed but there's still plenty of street action. This is going to be my first time in Tijuana but almost certainly not my last. I've been mongering in Thailand, Colombia and some parts of Europe so I'm sure it won't be too different than those places. However I'the love any tips or advice anyone might have! And if anyone is going to be in the area over the next 2 weeks, PM me. I'the love to grab some drinks and learn the lay of the land! I'll be there for about 10 days from 7/6-7/15.

NAK.

[SportMongr]

Driving over is quick and effortless. I have been driving over 4 times since the CoVid shutdown. Traffic is lighter than before. Was never checked for paper or anything at the El Chaparral check point or anywhere in Tijuana. I also drove all over downtown and Zona Rio last week with no one impeding.

There were cops on motos, patrol cars and an Army truck around La Zona. They stopped and checked a few cars but let them go quickly. Did not look like they shook them down for bribes. Most stores require you to wear mask, or they would not let you in. So bring a mask.

Solo, Always got our back's! Mucho respect. When driving I'm always with friends. I'm a bit hesitant to drive in as a solo target. I know my buds purchase Mexican insurance, etc. And some research last night led me to other documents a driver would need to drive without police issues. So this tends to hold me back from a solo drive in. Also a bit worried about the police shake down. Back in the day I would keep a $20- while strolling around. Is that even enough anymore for today's shake down?