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[Jinxx]

Quick little trip report from Tijuana.

First I flew into San Diego and arrived at about 10 am. Check in is usually 3 pm in Tijuana, so I decided to check out Coronado beach from the airport after talking to a local surfer. It was like being transported to another world. It's an island with all wealthy white people and from appearances no crime to speak of. I only saw one black guy on the whole island. I thought he was lost. LOL. Very weird. It was like the town from the first Jaws movie but much nicer. I ate some good seafood checked out the waves since I'm looking for a place for a fat old guy to surf. The waves were 2 or 3 feet which were perfect. I will be heading down there for a non Tijuana trip just to surf.

Ha! You're spot on with your description of Coronado. It's so clean and perfect it almost looks like the quintessential "white picket fence" type community you see in the movies.

[Member #4730]

Quick little trip report from Tijuana.

First I flew into San Diego and arrived at about 10 am. Check in is usually 3 pm in Tijuana, so I decided to check out Coronado beach from the airport after talking to a local surfer. It was like being transported to another world. It's an island with all wealthy white people and from appearances no crime to speak of. I only saw one black guy on the whole island. I thought he was lost. LOL. Very weird. It was like the town from the first Jaws movie but much nicer. I ate some good seafood checked out the waves since I'm looking for a place for a fat old guy to surf. The waves were 2 or 3 feet which were perfect. I will be heading down there for a non Tijuana trip just to surf.

Anyway off to Tijuana after 4 hours in Coronado. Took uber to border 25 bucks and went through immigration without being asked to pay 30.00. First thing everyone should know. The exchange rate is way better in San Diego side than Tijuana. San Ysidro side was 19.45 to 1 and Tijuana was 19.20 at best but mostly 19.15 to one. Extra 25 pesos per hundred bucks. Checked into hotel bought some vitamin v at the pharmacy. Texted my regular and popped a v busted a nut and was done for the day. It literally drained all my energy out of my whole old ass body. I am committed to dropping 30 to 40 pounds or my mongering career is pretty much over as I used to know it. The Viagra didn't help me after the first nut. My 5 inch friend was down for the count and couldn't do a round 2.

Checked out the usual hk Adelitas. Had some sushi. Ate at a new seafood restaurant on the street up by Caesar's hotel. I highly recommend the natural fruit bar 2 blocks from Caesar hotel going towards las plugas and take a right. Go about 2 blocks. You can get freshly squeezed orange juice and fresh watermelon juice large size for 4 bucks. Can't be beat. I hate HK, so I didn't session. I called another regular the next day and busted a nut. Done again. The 3rd day I took it easy and went to dejavu for a more chill environment which I enjoyed. Grabbed ass with a girl for about a hour and bought her 4 drinks. Not bad. Included lap dances. I highly recommend dejavu on a Friday Saturday night if you want a more relaxed atmosphere. Took a uber to amnesias and left pretty quick. The girls were just fugly. One Red Bull and gone. Stick with dejavu. Anyway before my flight I called my regular had sex and off I went. 3 girls in 3 days. That's the best I can do at my age.

Thanks for sharing! I'll try deja vu one day and stay at Pueblo amigo. It looks like it is same complex and looks massive from the outside.

[TjBrazil]

Quick little trip report from Tijuana.

First I flew into San Diego and arrived at about 10 am. Check in is usually 3 pm in Tijuana, so I decided to check out Coronado beach from the airport after talking to a local surfer. It was like being transported to another world. It's an island with all wealthy white people and from appearances no crime to speak of. I only saw one black guy on the whole island. I thought he was lost. LOL. Very weird. It was like the town from the first Jaws movie but much nicer. I ate some good seafood checked out the waves since I'm looking for a place for a fat old guy to surf. The waves were 2 or 3 feet which were perfect. I will be heading down there for a non Tijuana trip just to surf.

Anyway off to Tijuana after 4 hours in Coronado. Took uber to border 25 bucks and went through immigration without being asked to pay 30.00. First thing everyone should know. The exchange rate is way better in San Diego side than Tijuana. San Ysidro side was 19.45 to 1 and Tijuana was 19.20 at best but mostly 19.15 to one. Extra 25 pesos per hundred bucks. Checked into hotel bought some vitamin v at the pharmacy. Texted my regular and popped a v busted a nut and was done for the day. It literally drained all my energy out of my whole old ass body. I am committed to dropping 30 to 40 pounds or my mongering career is pretty much over as I used to know it. The Viagra didn't help me after the first nut. My 5 inch friend was down for the count and couldn't do a round 2.

Checked out the usual hk Adelitas. Had some sushi. Ate at a new seafood restaurant on the street up by Caesar's hotel. I highly recommend the natural fruit bar 2 blocks from Caesar hotel going towards las plugas and take a right. Go about 2 blocks. You can get freshly squeezed orange juice and fresh watermelon juice large size for 4 bucks. Can't be beat. I hate HK, so I didn't session. I called another regular the next day and busted a nut. Done again. The 3rd day I took it easy and went to dejavu for a more chill environment which I enjoyed. Grabbed ass with a girl for about a hour and bought her 4 drinks. Not bad. Included lap dances. I highly recommend dejavu on a Friday Saturday night if you want a more relaxed atmosphere. Took a uber to amnesias and left pretty quick. The girls were just fugly. One Red Bull and gone. Stick with dejavu. Anyway before my flight I called my regular had sex and off I went. 3 girls in 3 days. That's the best I can do at my age.

[Jinxx]

To you sir, I leave you these 2 quotes "Security is mostly superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. " -- Helen Keller.

And my favorite by Theodore Roosevelt, "It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat."

Youre Rambo after all, so why not dare greatly? Dont knock it if you havent tried it.

What does any of that have to do with paying hookers for sex?

I've done way more risky (stupid risky) stuff on monger trips than 99% of guys on this board. Hanging out in clubs in super sketchy zonas in Medellin, Cali, and Cucuta Colombia, and this was when I was a heavy drinker (I was drinking Colombian aguardiente like it was freaking water). One time I got drugged at a bar in Medellin and woke up laying on the sidewalk without my watch, phone, cash wondering what the hell happened. Hanging out in super sketchy clubs in Monterrey Mexico, drinking heavily and banging 3 or 4 putas a night. I remember the time I woke up in the morning butt naked on the roof of a hostel in Monterrey with a pounding headache (I had drunk sloppy sex with a German foreign exchange student the night before). Buying pot on the street and smoking pot on the street, bribing cops, obviously very risky behavior. I took a bus from the Colombian border clear across the country of Venezuela to Caracas, then staying in Caracas for 4 months. I was right in the middle of the government of Venezuela on the brink of collapsing and being overthrown, all the while I was partying my balls off banging hot Venezuelan chicas 2 and 3 at a time. More than once I thought I was going to be taken into custody by "revolutionary national guard" soldiers. Heck even in the US I regularly hung out in "ratchet" clubs that most guys here wouldn't dare step foot into (and for good reason) on my quest for big booty freak hoes. I currently reside in Tijuana which is the "murder capital of the world". I live in a middle class neighborhood not in a gated community. I watch my back everywhere I go and practice caution with every step I take. I'm careful who I talk to and how much I let people know about me and my movements.

I don't recommend anybody do half the risky stuff I've done. I'm lucky to not be dead or in jail. And yes I've been to jail in Tijuana. So coming from someone who's done a lot of the risky stuff, I feel the need to warn guys to be careful and think twice before taking unnecessary risks just to have a little bit of fun.

[Dogers69]

Went to Tijuana Friday, 5 pm. I had no idea what for, I wasn't getting hotel I didn't have much money. 1st I went to get Italian food on revolucion. That was a mistake, I'm done eating by 630 but now what do I do? Can't get drunk with food on me like that. Would never happen. I nurse a margarita at club rubix for hour, I like that place but it's more fun later at night when it's full Mexico. 20 30 year old woman. Then I walked a lot, playboy had some girls but the thing is they won't talk for free. I can't buy drink till insee girl flirt with me. A girl I wouldn't buy drink for in gold palace threw my dollar back at me since I never buy her a drink. I always pick a reliable 1. Don't need to piss her off. Needed a hotel looked online nothing for under 120 dollars San Diego was cheaper at this point. So I went to some 17 dollar hotel near the transsexuals. Cock roaches going up down the walls. Can't believe I slept in that but I was gonna miss the last trolley. Then went for orange juice 8 am in the bodega next to the stage that's next to the arch. A Mexican I think was pissed at a older Mexican few words I don't know what was said then the young guy pulls out the switchblade. He's 3 feet from me and looking at me I just paid my drink and left. It would be funny if I was being robbed and didn't know it. I spent maybe 45 on the whole night, that's dinner 6 bars hotel bus uber 1 ficha. Nobody does zona cheaper than me.

[Gregyyr]

Funny Tiktok clip of a good example of the first time a Chica let me grope her a bit for a few bucks in the wonderful bars of Zona Norte.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMRR85ocp/

G.

[Member #4730]

Yes, you will be able to rob me of my non perishables and take LuvMexicanas chickens.

I'll borrow them and give you an IOU post it note like in Dumb and Dumber. Similar to how the government is raiding the social security funds. 😬.

[Member #4730]

Well Border is wide open for anyone who wants to move to USA. I watched a woman and baby run into USA this week where the sentri cars drive into USA. I'm surprised anyone's left in Tijuana. Especially the Haitian dudes. They can be in USA immediately with catch release policy. Only some Mexicans may not be released back into usa. Any other country citizenship and you are in. Anyway take the 50 cents bus at the border. It goes right to revolucion street. A block before or block after. The bus is at the border always. If it's not there it will be there in a minute. It's called "centro" bus.

I'll let the chicas know an Uber is waiting for them to cross through the sentri lane by foot. 😋.

[Turgid]

I've got an arsenal of weapons and ammunition stores. I'm sure I will be able to get by.

Yes, you will be able to rob me of my non perishables and take LuvMexicanas chickens.

[Member #4730]

Sounds like too much risk and not worth the hassle.

In Tijuana I would rather do three or four one HR sessions. That would add up to $200 per day rather than being with a gal all day.

Sure, on vacation would be nice to be with a soul-mate nymph all day. But the probably of it working out is too low and just not worth the risk from my perspective.

To you sir, I leave you these 2 quotes "Security is mostly superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. " -- Helen Keller.

And my favorite by Theodore Roosevelt, "It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat."

You’re Rambo after all, so why not dare greatly? Don’t knock it if you haven’t tried it.

[Member #4730]

When the financial armageddon finally happens precious metals won't help you. What will help is a secured basement full of non-perishables.

I've got an arsenal of weapons and ammunition stores. I'm sure I will be able to get by.

[Dogers69]

Just a heads up. Went last night for the first time since early 2019. I usually park in San Ysidro, walk across the border, and then walk the pedestrian bridge over to Zona Norte. Went over last night and, because of El Salvador refugees and a big tent city, the pedestrian bridge was closed. I had to get a taxi over to Hong Kong.

Well Border is wide open for anyone who wants to move to USA. I watched a woman and baby run into USA this week where the sentri cars drive into USA. I'm surprised anyone's left in Tijuana. Especially the Haitian dudes. They can be in USA immediately with catch release policy. Only some Mexicans may not be released back into usa. Any other country citizenship and you are in. Anyway take the 50 cents bus at the border. It goes right to revolucion street. A block before or block after. The bus is at the border always. If it's not there it will be there in a minute. It's called "centro" bus.

[Dcrist0527]

You are correct, there are no solutions to your problems. No street girl will go with you to Ticuan, even if they had the ID and could get in. Not until they know you VERY well, anyway. The street girl business model is quick, low-cost service. They want to walk upstairs, finish you off quickly, then walk back down to their spot. They will almost never go to any hotel but their own -- even across the street for many of them. They get a kickback from the hotel, and they may have a quota. Many of them live in that hotel, and they consider it safe.

KC,

I agree that most of the girls in the alley will not go to Ticuan without knowing you well. But if you start to walk up the hill, just south of La Maquerida, I've had several SGs ask where I was going and they ask to go with me. I've never taken them up on it. SGs aren't my thing typically. And I just don't feel 100% comfortable with it for some reason. But it is possible. I can't say I've done it but not impossible.

[KC Questor]

I had three problems with the street girls.
The second problem is related. They wanted to take me to a room in a hotel that I did not know. I avoid such places, because I do not want to be robbed and assaulted. But without an ID, I was not likely to get them into the Ticuan.

There was no good solution to these problems.

You are correct, there are no solutions to your problems. No street girl will go with you to Ticuan, even if they had the ID and could get in. Not until they know you VERY well, anyway. The street girl business model is quick, low-cost service. They want to walk upstairs, finish you off quickly, then walk back down to their spot. They will almost never go to any hotel but their own -- even across the street for many of them. They get a kickback from the hotel, and they may have a quota. Many of them live in that hotel, and they consider it safe.

That being said, I am far more worried about generally crappy service than I am being robbed or assaulted. That's just not a thing that happens in the Zona hotels -- even the bottom tier -- without cause. Don't get drunk or high, don't flash a lot of money or fancy stuff, and pay attention to your surroundings, and you'll find the Zona is about as safe as anywhere. If mongers were regularly getting robbed, it would scare gringos away. And they don't want to scare away the gringos.

[Captain Solo]

About 200 Ft North of the defunct McDonalds, there is a new 2-lane car bridge with narrow sidewalks for pedestrians. It runs parallel North of the pedestrian bridge.

It starts near the old metal gate into Mexico with trinkets and taco stands, over HK's PedWest limo stand and the Tijuana river, ends at corner of Coahuila and Negrete.