Hong Kong Club Reports

[Anthony2023]

I just realized I too have a routine too. Wake up in the morning in the Hotel, 10 AM go down to Senda for coffee and breakfast. Walk to town with my buddy, or take uber to zona rio, play pool, have lunch, return to Zona Roha around 3 PM, use the vip to get free drinks in HK, scope the place out, mingle with the women, we never sit but walk around with drink at hand, if we sit it will be by one of the counters. Usually I run into some girl that floats my boat by 5 or 6 PM, take her to my room for hook up, she leaves, I take a nap and wake up around 8 PM, go down for taco at the hole in the wall azul place, hop in Tropical for drink, Go to HK to see if I run into some girl I know or meet a new one. If by 10 PM I don't find a chic I like I walk to the room and crash for the night.

I like to get the free breakfast and 20 percent discount with the VIP card at restaurant Azul and sit by the balcony. I skip lunch and have dinner around 7 pm at Revolucion, Walk back to cascadas to take a shower and get ready for HK. Props to you guys banging out more than 1 chica in a day. Even in my 30's I'm cool with just 1 a day. I wouldn't be as excited for the 2nd girl I think.

[Zenduka1]

Wait did you find these hot girls in Tijuana or in NYC, your post doesn't really make sense. What bars are you referring to?

I had to read it twice too. He is talking about 4 bars he found on Roosevelt ave in New York city that is full of Colombian women. It felt excited when he hopped in these clubs the first time the same way he felt the first day had been in HK.

[Zenduka1]

They really hit the spot when you are biting down on those tacos and you feel your nuts drained after banging a HK baddie.

My routine every time I visit is I leave my room from Cascadas around 10 pm, come back with a chica by 12 or 1 am, bang her out, have her leave, rinse my dick off, head downstairs, exit out the front and to the left in the corner, order some good ass tacos and eat them there standing up with everyone else at 2 am. After I grab a cold Coca Cola from the store next to the taco stand to wash the food down. Let me tell you, It really doesn't get any better than that. It really hits the spot. When I'm done I go back to my room at Cascadas, take a hot shower, go to bed with a full stomach and play back the memories of the hot ass chick I just banged feeling totally satisfied and knock the fuck out. You can't describe the feeling, you just have to experience it. If you haven't done this exact routine, I highly recommend.

I just realized I too have a routine too. Wake up in the morning in the Hotel, 10 AM go down to Senda for coffee and breakfast. Walk to town with my buddy, or take uber to zona rio, play pool, have lunch, return to Zona Roha around 3 PM, use the vip to get free drinks in HK, scope the place out, mingle with the women, we never sit but walk around with drink at hand, if we sit it will be by one of the counters. Usually I run into some girl that floats my boat by 5 or 6 PM, take her to my room for hook up, she leaves, I take a nap and wake up around 8 PM, go down for taco at the hole in the wall azul place, hop in Tropical for drink, Go to HK to see if I run into some girl I know or meet a new one. If by 10 PM I don't find a chic I like I walk to the room and crash for the night.

[Daytonamonger]

I will often bring a stack of a hundred 1 dollar bills to tip the Chicas. My M. O. Is to get my free drink (and I always tip the mesero or bartender who brings my drink) from my VIP card and wander the club looking for the nicest boobs I can find and asking "puedo tocar" while eyeing their wares. Almost always they will say "Si amor", Very rarely one will say no. If they say no I move on. No pressure. I'm not there to be a creeper. Thats just how I roll in the zone.

However when I do take the time to sit down I always end up bombarded by a steady stream of meseros checking to see if my drink is empty even though it's usually still half full. Then the chicas will often come and sit down next to me and ask me if I want to buy them a beer. Half the time before they've even built up the courage to ask a mesero is already up my ass asking if I want to buy the girl a beer. They don't even give me a free moment to chat and see if I indeed do want to buy that chica a drink.

I have plenty of money to arriba who I want, drink what I want, and tip who I want. But the constant hustle to do so is a huge turnoff and a reason why I will rarely spend a whole lot of time in the club. Having said that I don't dress flashy, or gangsta. Usually jeans or sweats and a Rock Tshirt. I try to avoid Jeans due to the friction factor on the chicas when they dance on my lap. Just because someone doesn't throw money around doesn't mean they don't have it to spend. They just choose to do so under the radar.

I have seen many over the years act rude in the club but I generally keep to myself or with my group of friends. 99% of the time we wouldn't be in HK anyway perferring Tropical, Golden Palace, Caretta, and Chicago to HK.

I wouldn't say most guys in HK are morons because that implies they're stupid. I think most guys there are actually street smart. However, I will say that just from my years of people watching there, seeing how the guys dress, how they treat the women, etc, I will say that most guys there are perverts, creepers, assholes, or low lifes. The Low lifes are the folks who don't have the money to spend on the girls; these are the teenage thugs from socal / Tijuana that wear cheap high school gangster clothing who are there just to grope the girls rudely or bang them like animals upstairs if they happen to have enough money. The creepers are the ones who don't know how to carry on a conversation, look ugly as fuck, would never have a girl like an HK looking one in real life, and keep walking circles around the club over and over again but never tipping, buying drinks, or talking to women because they are actually preying for their catch like a silent creeper / stalker. The assholes are the overconfident dudes that are rude, noisy, bump into you without saying sorry, or grope your girl even if you're sitting with the girl with a drink. In terms of being assholes and treating the women unprofessionally, I would say a lot of it depends on which category the guy is in that I described above, and also depends on ethnicity, unfortunately. Based purely on observation, I've noticed that in order from most professional (polite, respectful to women) to least professional (probably slamming women upstairs like animals) I've noticed Asians (most professional) - Caucasians - Hispanics - blacks / Indians / middle eastern (least professional).

That is what I've noticed in HK in my many years there.

[AmericanPi]

Point well taken. I hope I did sound like I was trying to inspire others to follow my lead. In fact that would be a lead to oblivion. Not proud of it at all. I get carried away in the moment, the mere fact that the girls lose control and let me do them bareback turns me on so much I lose control too. This is my issue. Please do not to this guys, nor let yourselves lose control.

Thanks for understanding. Every once in a while, I make this public service announcement, and some Nimrod who seems to find statistics particularly counterintuitive will say that he's bare backed X times and he's never gotten anything. Or some idiot will say that he can tell when a girl is clean by taking a whiff and doing a cursory visual inspection. I take them at their word that they actually believe this.

Good for you at least seeing the risk and not condoning it.

Having your cake and eating it too is being able to do these things all over the world (FKK in Germany anyone?) and still having your sexual health intact to have non-paid sexual relationships back home.

[AmericanPi]

Anyway, the moral of the story is: don't be a moron. When you sit with a girl and have a drink with her, and she finds out you're not a moron, you can sense the feeling of relief in the girl, considering what they have to deal with on a nightly basis.

There's another moral, and good on you for doing it. Avoid violence at all costs. Anywhere anytime, but especially in a foreign country. Even if you win, you lose. You're better off swallowing your pride and backing away and leaving. You lose a point for doing a stare down with the guy but otherwise your cool head prevailed. There are so many things that can go wrong. Messing with a narco. Ending up in a third world jail. Ending up in a third world hospital. Getting jumped by his friends in an alley later. It's just not worth it. Just find it in yourself to pity that moron and walk away.

[Anthony2023]

They really hit the spot when you are biting down on those tacos and you feel your nuts drained after banging a HK baddie.

My routine every time I visit is I leave my room from Cascadas around 10 pm, come back with a chica by 12 or 1 am, bang her out, have her leave, rinse my dick off, head downstairs, exit out the front and to the left in the corner, order some good ass tacos and eat them there standing up with everyone else at 2 am. After I grab a cold Coca Cola from the store next to the taco stand to wash the food down. Let me tell you, It really doesn't get any better than that. It really hits the spot. When I'm done I go back to my room at Cascadas, take a hot shower, go to bed with a full stomach and play back the memories of the hot ass chick I just banged feeling totally satisfied and knock the fuck out. You can't describe the feeling, you just have to experience it. If you haven't done this exact routine, I highly recommend.

[Anthony2023]

So this happened a month or two ago. I was hanging out on the balcony near the stairs that lead up to the dressing room. This drunken Mexican guy comes up to me and starts talking to me in Spanish. He keeps grabbing me by the arm in kind of an aggressive manner. Suddenly, he motions for me to come with him up the stairs. I'm like, "that's the girl's dressing room, you can't go up there. " But he's like, come on and he starts to go up himself. He goes up there and he's staggering around in a drunken stupor for bit. Meanwhile, I head downstairs to the base of the stairwell.

A few minutes later, the guy makes his way down the stairs and he sees me again. He grabs me by the arm again and says something in Spanish which I didn't quite catch. At this point, I'm starting to get a little pissed off, and I'm like "why the fuck are you grabbing me?" he looks at me and says, "Quieres pelear? Quieres pelear?" I'm like, "no thanks. " And then we have a 10 second stair down, but eventually he wanders off somewhere. I didn't really see the guy the rest of the night.

This got me thinking about the moron factor at HK. This isn't the first time I've had to deal with some idiot, or some dude coming up to you asking you weird questions where you have no idea what the fuck they are talking about..

You're right about sensing their relief, I get that all the time from the girls. There is definitely a lot of losers at that club. Usually it's the haters who are too broke to take a girl upstairs and they want to take it out on somebody. I remember one time this guy with little man syndrome kept trying to act tough next to me and started to be aggressive with tipping a girl that was dancing by me at the bar, he was clearly drunk and he handed me a dollar to tip the girl but I didn't acknowledge him and he seemed offended, next thing I knew there was a dollar crumbled up in the drink I was holding LOL, lucky for him I was done with it and at the same time I wasn't going to get myself kicked out over some idiot and ruin my night so I just laughed it off. Like I said some people just want everyone to be miserable like they are.

[Zenduka1]

Anyway, the moral of the story is: don't be a moron. When you sit with a girl and have a drink with her, and she finds out you're not a moron, you can sense the feeling of relief in the girl, considering what they have to deal with on a nightly basis. .

This type of Shenanigans mostly happen in the weekend. There really are morons and then there are obnoxious morons. I did encounter a drunken Mexican, probably lives in the US but wants to show this was his country and it is not that of yours. He only speaks in Spanish, really obnoxious, stares you down like a gangsta. Little does he notice how stupid he looks and that the meseros themselves are tired of him too. That time one security was following wherever he went. Why they put up with him like that, I had no idea.

There is another moron, I noticed. A light skinned African American guy, tall and built like a tank. He has biceps like those in MrOlympia shows. I have no idea why this dude always tries to show me how strong he is. If I am standing at a corner and he notices as he walks by, he stops and flexes his muscles making a show. Ignore a moron.

There was this spittle one time on a Friday, a rear time I ever go on those days, he kept on chatting with me as we were sitting by the front side counter facing the dancing girls. He was giggling too much and making lewd gestures at the girls. Tried to ignore him as he kept trying to be too friendly. He then asked me to watch his seat as he walked to the rest room, he said I will buy any $6 drink if I get my set when I come back. I had nowhere to go and watched his seat for him. He returned and ignored me, I told him I was going to order a some black label, $6 at the time. When the drink came he produced a credit card, LOL, and then he said, sorry I have no cash and this card is expired. He thought he was being smart, but he was a moron.

[Hype1234]

I've developed a new respect for Columbia after visiting 4 chica bars in nyc that are all columbian chicks. These girls were 8 9 10 10.5 by hk standard. This was on Roosevelt Ave. I found all these bars by accident like my 1st day in Tijuana it was exciting.

Wait did you find these hot girls in Tijuana or in NYC, your post doesn't really make sense. What bars are you referring to?

[ABAJoeSmith123]

I wouldn't say most guys in HK are morons because that implies they're stupid. I think most guys there are actually street smart. However, I will say that just from my years of people watching there, seeing how the guys dress, how they treat the women, etc, I will say that most guys there are perverts, creepers, assholes, or low lifes. The Low lifes are the folks who don't have the money to spend on the girls; these are the teenage thugs from socal / Tijuana that wear cheap high school gangster clothing who are there just to grope the girls rudely or bang them like animals upstairs if they happen to have enough money. The creepers are the ones who don't know how to carry on a conversation, look ugly as fuck, would never have a girl like an HK looking one in real life, and keep walking circles around the club over and over again but never tipping, buying drinks, or talking to women because they are actually preying for their catch like a silent creeper / stalker. The assholes are the overconfident dudes that are rude, noisy, bump into you without saying sorry, or grope your girl even if you're sitting with the girl with a drink. In terms of being assholes and treating the women unprofessionally, I would say a lot of it depends on which category the guy is in that I described above, and also depends on ethnicity, unfortunately. Based purely on observation, I've noticed that in order from most professional (polite, respectful to women) to least professional (probably slamming women upstairs like animals) I've noticed Asians (most professional) - Caucasians - Hispanics - blacks / Indians / middle eastern (least professional).

That is what I've noticed in HK in my many years there.

So this happened a month or two ago. I was hanging out on the balcony near the stairs that lead up to the dressing room. This drunken Mexican guy comes up to me and starts talking to me in Spanish. He keeps grabbing me by the arm in kind of an aggressive manner. Suddenly, he motions for me to come with him up the stairs. I'm like, "that's the girl's dressing room, you can't go up there. " But he's like, come on and he starts to go up himself. He goes up there and he's staggering around in a drunken stupor for bit. Meanwhile, I head downstairs to the base of the stairwell.

A few minutes later, the guy makes his way down the stairs and he sees me again. He grabs me by the arm again and says something in Spanish which I didn't quite catch. At this point, I'm starting to get a little pissed off, and I'm like "why the fuck are you grabbing me?" he looks at me and says, "Quieres pelear? Quieres pelear?" I'm like, "no thanks. " And then we have a 10 second stair down, but eventually he wanders off somewhere. I didn't really see the guy the rest of the night..

[HK Monger]

So this happened a month or two ago. I was hanging out on the balcony near the stairs that lead up to the dressing room. This drunken Mexican guy comes up to me and starts talking to me in Spanish. He keeps grabbing me by the arm in kind of an aggressive manner. Suddenly, he motions for me to come with him up the stairs. I'm like, "that's the girl's dressing room, you can't go up there. " But he's like, come on and he starts to go up himself. He goes up there and he's staggering around in a drunken stupor for bit. Meanwhile, I head downstairs to the base of the stairwell.

A few minutes later, the guy makes his way down the stairs and he sees me again. He grabs me by the arm again and says something in Spanish which I didn't quite catch. At this point, I'm starting to get a little pissed off, and I'm like "why the fuck are you grabbing me?" he looks at me and says, "Quieres pelear? Quieres pelear?" I'm like, "no thanks. " And then we have a 10 second stair down, but eventually he wanders off somewhere. I didn't really see the guy the rest of the night.

This got me thinking about the moron factor at HK. This isn't the first time I've had to deal with some idiot, or some dude coming up to you asking you weird questions where you have no idea what the fuck they are talking about. There's a good percentage of dudes in there that are straight up morons. Yeah, there are some drunk guys that can't handle their liquor, but there are still a lot of low brow dudes in there. I'm thinking there is no way they have the cash to buy these girls on a regular basis. They must be saving up their pennies for a once a year visit, or maybe they just like to look at the girls and have their cerveza.

Anyway, the moral of the story is: don't be a moron. When you sit with a girl and have a drink with her, and she finds out you're not a moron, you can sense the feeling of relief in the girl, considering what they have to deal with on a nightly basis.

[Zenduka1]

Monday night I was killing time at HK for a bit and took notice of 3 seemingly civilian chicks hanging out in a booth. They were just drinking and handing out tips to the girls. They all were pretty decent looking and more than doable. Fast forward about an hour later and one of them got completely naked and stepped inside the newly installed shower by the stairs where the hot tub used to be at. Her friends were outside holding her clothes and giggling. Didn't take long for a little crowd to gather and enjoy the show. The girl turned the water on and got all wet, dancing around. She had some very nice big tits. I was super tempted to record what was going on since it was quite the scene. The working chicas seemed to be amused by it and were giggling at what was going on as well. Eventually a couple of Security guys came over and told her she had to get out. Don't know why they seemed to care, they should have just let her continue putting on her little show. I could see it being a liability issue if it was a strip club over here in the states but who's going to complain about a civilian girl getting naked in a Mexican strip club? Anyway, the girl eventually stepped out and her friends helped her get dressed. The girls didn't get kicked out or anything, they just grabbed another booth and continued drinking.

I don't like it. This is an admire me and suffer BS we have in the US. I always get amused when this US girls come with guys and try to steal attention from the working girls. A selfish popularity stent that has 0 value to a monger.

[Nothing24]

Monday night I was killing time at HK for a bit and took notice of 3 seemingly civilian chicks hanging out in a booth. They were just drinking and handing out tips to the girls. They all were pretty decent looking and more than doable. Fast forward about an hour later and one of them got completely naked and stepped inside the newly installed shower by the stairs where the hot tub used to be at. Her friends were outside holding her clothes and giggling. Didn't take long for a little crowd to gather and enjoy the show. The girl turned the water on and got all wet, dancing around. She had some very nice big tits. I was super tempted to record what was going on since it was quite the scene. The working chicas seemed to be amused by it and were giggling at what was going on as well. Eventually a couple of Security guys came over and told her she had to get out. Don't know why they seemed to care, they should have just let her continue putting on her little show. I could see it being a liability issue if it was a strip club over here in the states but who's going to complain about a civilian girl getting naked in a Mexican strip club? Anyway, the girl eventually stepped out and her friends helped her get dressed. The girls didn't get kicked out or anything, they just grabbed another booth and continued drinking.

[Zenduka1]

Time for my occasional public service announcement.

Of course to each his own and all of that. But this would be a boring thread if all anyone said was to each his own.

Dude if you bare back prostitutes in a Tijuana brothel you might as well just put penicillin on your corn flakes for breakfast. No matter how sweet or new the girl is, no matter how special and unique you are, you're not planting any flags. There is a line of 10 guys before you, many of whom have nothing to lose but their last dollars before they cash out of life, who have also said they met a girl who was new and sweet and let them go bare, but just them because they played their cards so well with this prostitute.

Wear a condom. Have longevity and fewer regrets in this game. Allow the possibility of relationships without awkward conversations about what diseases you need to disclose. Make it to your sixties with your dick intact. Your future self will thank you.

Point well taken. I hope I did sound like I was trying to inspire others to follow my lead. In fact that would be a lead to oblivion. Not proud of it at all. I get carried away in the moment, the mere fact that the girls lose control and let me do them bareback turns me on so much I lose control too. This is my issue. Please do not to this guys, nor let yourselves lose control.