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[ClownDays]

Hola Gentlemen,

Making my first trip to Tijuana in February. I'll be there for two nights only arriving around noon on a Friday and departing by 1000 on Sunday. After reading prior posts I've booked a double room at Ticuan but I really need some advice from all of the experienced mongers on here. I would like to give myself a weekend to remember forever. Willing to spend up to $500 or so, and looking for the best way to do this? Ideas or trip reports encouraged! I'm not looking to simply rack up numbers and was thinking more of the finer experiences in life. Please share what you absolutely loved or what you wished you would have done! I'm sure at some point I'll be back but for now this is a once in a lifetime trip! Thanks in advance for all the feedback..

"Weekend to remember for ever" is entirely up to interpretation. Ticuan is good if you're looking to use escorts. If you plan on doing the bulk of your mongering in Zona Norte, you want to stay at Cascadas.

$500 gets you a bit of boozing and a few escorts / bar girls. That's about it. If you're not staying at Cascadas the ST room costs add up very quickly. 3 Bar Girls w / ST room costs are going to run you close to $400 when you include all the incidental costs. Taxis / Uber, food and drink will burn up the last $100 pretty fast. That's basically what you can expect for $500 in the Zona. Maybe you get a 4th girl, if one of them is looking for $80 and you can get the ST rooms for $20, and you don't buy any fichas.

The HK VIP card and a double room at Cascadas w / the Discount (if they'll give you a double), will run you about the same cost as your 2 nights at Ticuan. The VIP card should get you a few drink tickets during your stay (1 every 12 hours if the other threads are correct), and because you have your own room, you don't need to pay ST room costs for any HK girls you take upstairs. This change alone should get you 4 sessions, plus some partying.

If you're looking for volume mongering, then drink / party at Hong Kong, and bang as many street girls as you want. Expect to spend about $30-40 per session depending on the girl and the room costs. If there are escorts you want to bang, grab an Uber / Taxi over to a love motel, and get a room for a 4 hour block for $40. That should give you time to run through a couple of escorts and then go back to partying at Hong Kong, but this is just not worth it, when you can just bang like 5 street girls for that kind of money.

If you want a weekend of debauchery for $500, then Street Girls and Partying in Hong Kong is going to be your best bet. Since you've never been to Tijuana, just stick to the alley and area in front of the big clubs. The corner where the Malquerida bar is always has good looking girls and they all go to Hotel Ibiza, which is one of the better, cleaner Street Girl hotels in the area.

[Big Magick]

Hola Gentlemen,

Making my first trip to Tijuana in February. I'll be there for two nights only arriving around noon on a Friday and departing by 1000 on Sunday. After reading prior posts I've booked a double room at Ticuan but I really need some advice from all of the experienced mongers on here. I would like to give myself a weekend to remember forever. Willing to spend up to $500 or so, and looking for the best way to do this? Ideas or trip reports encouraged! I'm not looking to simply rack up numbers and was thinking more of the finer experiences in life. Please share what you absolutely loved or what you wished you would have done! I'm sure at some point I'll be back but for now this is a once in a lifetime trip! Thanks in advance for all the feedback.

Slonsteady.

With only 500 $ it might get tough but definitely doable. If you aren't looking to rack up a lay count than maybe go to all major clubs in zona norte. Hong Kong. Adelitas. Chicago. Tropical and interview some girls. Look for a TLN toda la noche experience. You guys can get dinner drinks and sex outside the club. Should be a night to remember and if the date is a dud some how than you have some cash left over for an escort that could possibly save the night.

[Dogers69]

Hola Gentlemen,

Making my first trip to Tijuana in February. I'll be there for two nights only arriving around noon on a Friday and departing by 1000 on Sunday. After reading prior posts I've booked a double room at Ticuan but I really need some advice from all of the experienced mongers on here. I would like to give myself a weekend to remember forever. Willing to spend up to $500 or so, and looking for the best way to do this? Ideas or trip reports encouraged! I'm not looking to simply rack up numbers and was thinking more of the finer experiences in life. Please share what you absolutely loved or what you wished you would have done! I'm sure at some point I'll be back but for now this is a once in a lifetime trip! Thanks in advance for all the feedback..

$500? That includes the hotel too? I hope not. The budget really needs to be minimally doubled. Your going to be spending $30 a day on tips to men, before you even tip the girls. Due to men tipping so much they now expect it. I've had girls go nuts for just talking to them without touching in HK. Just 4 seconds of talking. Then you get to the srx. Don't buy a drink till you know the price of the srx because drinks are 10 dollars Nd sex may be $200 if she's not interested in you. The lowest it will be for someone trying to have best weekend will be $100, plus $30 room.

[SlonSteady]

Hola Gentlemen,

Making my first trip to Tijuana in February. I'll be there for two nights only arriving around noon on a Friday and departing by 1000 on Sunday. After reading prior posts I've booked a double room at Ticuan but I really need some advice from all of the experienced mongers on here. I would like to give myself a weekend to remember forever. Willing to spend up to $500 or so, and looking for the best way to do this? Ideas or trip reports encouraged! I'm not looking to simply rack up numbers and was thinking more of the finer experiences in life. Please share what you absolutely loved or what you wished you would have done! I'm sure at some point I'll be back but for now this is a once in a lifetime trip! Thanks in advance for all the feedback.

Slonsteady.

[ClownDays]

So my bar girl wants to do a beach day. Do I have to take her to rosarito? I don't venture much outside the zona norte haha.

Rosarito would probably be the closest and most convenient. Get a hotel with access to the water downtown. Everything will be within walking distance. If she wants a taste of more modernish shopping etc, there's a huge plaza just up the road.

[SpeedToys]

So my bar girl wants to do a beach day. Do I have to take her to rosarito? I don't venture much outside the zona norte haha.

Not many beaches to the North, South, or East you can take her to.

[Big Magick]

So my bar girl wants to do a beach day. Do I have to take her to rosarito? I don't venture much outside the zona norte haha.

[Big Magick]

You found a job that allows you to work remotely out of Mexico? There are payroll tax implications for this, so you probably want to clear this with HR unless your company's IT is weak.

Same job. I been going to the zona multiple times a week to bang working girls. Difference now its too see the girlfriend.

[Dogers69]

Rainman.

Check out this escort at La Cueva del Peludo. Doger talked highly about this club.

Next to it is a 5-star resort of some sort. Check it out and let us know how it goes.

https://www.facebook.com/18315754875...type=3&theater

I believe I was at this club this week. It must been someone else that spoke highly of it. A young monger throwing 100's around in HK and tropical asked me to go with him here. I paid for the uber. It was a ways out. I definitely do not recommend gringos going. Its far away, and nothing you can't see in the other clubs. In fact nobody was dancing on stage if I remember correctly. The girl took a 100 dollar bill from me and wouldn't return it. The monger friend handed it to me to bang her, and she only bought me to the VIP room. As soon as the door closed I needed a other 80. I opened the door walked out requested 2 or 3 staff to get the 100 back from her. They wouldn't. The dude I was with couldn't spend his 100's fast enough and it wasn't my money. So at that point I let it go. Then he goes to bang her. So she made out real well. He probably gave her 200 or more. If that 100 was my money I would of really made a stink about it and would of been in bad spot being in the middle of nowhere with no Americans around. I would go to every bar in the alley before I returned to that place. A lot of these other clubs, like this one, have civie girls with friends boyfriends. In HK you get caught looking its no big deal. You go to these clubs you may make a mistake and have a problem on your hands.

[BlackThought]

Distance. I'm in orange county so not too far and we are getting an apartment together in Tijuana.

You found a job that allows you to work remotely out of Mexico? There are payroll tax implications for this, so you probably want to clear this with HR unless your company's IT is weak.

[Member #4730]

Sure, I look at photos of women and porn and get turned on, but I have not acted on my impulses. I know sex with anyone else would be a letdown and if I fucked someone else and she found out, I could ruin it with her. Women are not the same if they knew you have cheated on them.

I understand what you are saying. She just does it for me and she told me she was surprised she enjoyed sex with me after working. She said she used to hate guys after getting off work and didn't want to spend any extra time with them. I don't want to fuck up a good thing either and just enjoying the ride for what it is.

[BlackThought]

The problem with her is that when I take her to new places she always asks how I know about it and who I took. I tell her honestly it was one of the regulars I met before her to which she gets jealous for about half a day, then gets over it. She also has been to Las Rocas before with a client before me, so not sure if they get glimpses of past memories. She does like Puerto Nuevo and GDL would be too much time since we'd have to catch a flight. She has also been to Lake Chapala with another client, so it is difficult as she is well traveled since guys she has met have taken her on numerous trips. I'll have to figure out an Airbnb near the beach and find a restaurant that is open and can make reservations for a Monday night. Thanks for the suggestions. She does like fireplaces so maybe I should find a place with one or just book Las Rocas and see how it goes. From photos she has it looks like she had fun.

That's the problem with 20-something year old Latinas. Very paranoid and territorial. Also if her family is having issues with medical bills, maybe offer her an option of business class vs coach and give her the difference in fare price (since you would've spent that $ regardless).

[Member #4730]

Now this is a place that a old friend of mine would take his girls back in the day so I'm not sure the condition of the place now but seem like they have kept it nice from pics but you might want to do a recon visit one day without your girl to see the place for yourself. It's hotel Las Rocas Spa and Resort. Since it's cold now the beach isn't great but this hotel is one of the only ones that have a few suites with fireplace so it would make for a nice romantic experience and with the spa you can really spoil her. You can either go to dinner in Porto Nuevo or Rosarito. Or if you really want to do something special for her you could take a short tip to GDL and have a romantic getaway to a place that she likes. They have some really nice spa hotels in Lake Chapala but it's expensive and not sure how booked it is for v day.

Good luck.

The problem with her is that when I take her to new places she always asks how I know about it and who I took. I tell her honestly it was one of the regulars I met before her to which she gets jealous for about half a day, then gets over it. She also has been to Las Rocas before with a client before me, so not sure if they get glimpses of past memories. She does like Puerto Nuevo and GDL would be too much time since we'd have to catch a flight. She has also been to Lake Chapala with another client, so it is difficult as she is well traveled since guys she has met have taken her on numerous trips. I'll have to figure out an Airbnb near the beach and find a restaurant that is open and can make reservations for a Monday night. Thanks for the suggestions. She does like fireplaces so maybe I should find a place with one or just book Las Rocas and see how it goes. From photos she has it looks like she had fun.

[LuvMexicanas]

La Cueva was cool when I went but that was almost 20 years ago. I'm sure it's not a huge difference but don't expect it to be like HK. I'd imagine it's still a ficha bar and if I remember it had a few pool tables if you don't like any girls. If you go a little more east you can go to Siete de Copas also. It is more of a Tropical vibe but again I haven't been in a long time. It use to be smaller but they expanded and have a stage for live music more like Las Chavelas just bigger. I always was tempted to let my girl shop at Sgalo XXI and for me to go across the street to Siete.

There's Marabu Bar too out on Cucapa.

[SpeedToys]

Strippers are notorious liars

Consider the assholes they strip for.

In _general_. Just saying.