General Reports

[Jinxx]

Combination, was exhausted, slept maybe 2 hours night before due to homeless drug addicts who now live on San Diego hotels, it was already 6 pm, had to go to bed by 10 pm to get back to border by 4 am to get to San Diego by 8 am, already had taken the dam bus all the way to otay, to avoid paying the $20, it was 50/50 I was going to bang any girls most likely just drink, tired of the $$ grabs by mexico. They should be letting everyone in, imagine Manhattan NYC, doesn't let anyone in without papers? The economic loss? Tijuana night life was double before the passport laws, they still let people in cars in, they probably would let most girl gringos in, they look at me as a "john" always insinuating I'm going to Hong Kong, even asking me if I'm going to Hong Kong, this after I contribute 70% of my monthly salary to mexico. I guess at some point, I feel like enough's enough were is the gratitude. They even told me I'm rich. I share a bathroom with 4 people in San Diego. I'm poor LOL.

You should've pm'ed me. I was in San Diego the other day, I could've brought you back with me in my car. Crossing in a car there's a 99% chance you won't get checked.

[Goyo61]

Me das tu numero de telefono?

Meh dhahss too NOO-meh-rah dheh the-LEH-foh-noh.

Can I have your phone number?

A phase you will never hear in Zona Norte.

Es mi primera vez (This is my first time).

Ehss mee pree-MEH-rah vehth.

[Goyo61]

"HOT! Spanish for guys & girls".

What are the book's and author's names?

[SurfDaMan]

Hey guys,

Are rates for chicas changing in relation to the USD: Mexican peso exchange rate. The last time I was there it was 18:1, now it's like 23:1. Seems like it should be a bargain if you pull local currency.

[One Eyed Man]

What are the book's and author's names?

I got this little Spanish phrase book related to sex / love etc. Lot of fun related sayings in Spanish.

Spanish Phrase of the Day.

Correte fuera. Don't come in my mouth.

G.

[Rainman306]

Can confirm $30 for room at Hotel Jalos. I took a cute Venezuelan chica for an arriba on Thursday. I was shocked, but I paid. No way I was going to miss out on fucking that sweet Venezuelan chica. Sadly, she was visiting from Cancun and left yesterday.

Do you recall if her name was Caramelo? I had sessions with Caramelo back in December 2019 and also recall she worked / lived in Cancun. Her looks are a 9 or maybe just short of a 9 if you are a tough grader.

She was a little more expensive then the standard rate, but her looks and fun vibes were enough for me to go for it.

[Dogers69]

You invested time and money to travel thousands of miles and $20 is your breaking point? That's comical. What's the point in spending all that time to make the trip.

Combination, was exhausted, slept maybe 2 hours night before due to homeless drug addicts who now live on San Diego hotels, it was already 6 pm, had to go to bed by 10 pm to get back to border by 4 am to get to San Diego by 8 am, already had taken the dam bus all the way to otay, to avoid paying the $20, it was 50/50 I was going to bang any girls most likely just drink, tired of the $$ grabs by mexico. They should be letting everyone in, imagine Manhattan NYC, doesn't let anyone in without papers? The economic loss? Tijuana night life was double before the passport laws, they still let people in cars in, they probably would let most girl gringos in, they look at me as a "john" always insinuating I'm going to Hong Kong, even asking me if I'm going to Hong Kong, this after I contribute 70% of my monthly salary to mexico. I guess at some point, I feel like enough's enough were is the gratitude. They even told me I'm rich. I share a bathroom with 4 people in San Diego. I'm poor LOL.

[NormalAsianKid]

Yeah I don't really remember the exact details since I was pretty drunk and my Spanish is pretty bad. It definitely felt pretty scammy at the time with them charging 30 $ for the room or 50 $ for 5 fichas and a free room. I went with the 50 $ for fichas and free room cause it sounded like a much better deal but I'm definitely real happy with my decision. I think she only ended up drinking 4 (3 of the 5 and 1 I bought her before) before we went to the room but she was drinking them slow and it gave us like 2-3 hours of hooking up and getting lap dances from her. The waiter definitely seemed like he was trying to gouge me for money though with the 6 $ condoms and he kept asking for a tip. Now that I know her, I feel like ID much rather go and get lap dances from her at CC, go get a girl from somewhere else and then have her meet me at my hotel after her shifts over.

At solo I unfortunately don't remember her name or where she's from since my Spanish was pretty bad and I felt too embarrassed to say I didn't understand and ask a second time LOL. But she's got dyed blue hair And super long nails and is super in shape. Definitely a little more hood than innocent but awesome in bed.

[CenTexCrash]

Landed in TIJ from MTY around 6 pm, Central time zone 8 pm for me. Upon exiting the airport, got bamboozled by airport agent collecting my permit on arrival. Damnit this is a stopover, I'm not leaving Mex!

Hindsight what I should've done but didn't: Take Uber to nearest land aduana and apply for a new 7 day permit.

Ordered Uber at arrivals area, first 2 drivers asked and canceled on me deciding trip was too short for their time. Third driver showed up, took me to Hotel Pacific for staging purposes, $22 for the night. Got freshened up, made a fuss on ISG about permit snafu, got another Uber and arrived in Zona Norte around 8:30 pm. Took a few laps around the blocks seeing available street prospects. Tried to peek inside Hong Kong, but staff said weeknights during Covid, clubs close at 9 pm, action shifts to attached hotels. Peeked inside one. Scoped out one girl, got quote of $80, looked around some more and left.

First session was a decent looking half-asian looking street girl. On entry, staff had me scan for temperature and wipe with hand sanitizer. Round was 500 p, the usual BJ, nude, couple of positions, finished her off. Upon exit, got hassled for the uncomfortable feel only in Tijuana: staff cleanup tip. I forgot to pack singles, just pretended I didn't speak English or Spanish, and the dude gave me a death stare. Oh well.

Got some street food and Gatorade, recharged, took a peek inside attached to Club Chicago. Saw one really cute model bod light skinned girl, picture pornstar Kendall Karson before her awful boob job. The host translated and her first offer was $100 to lie there and let me in missionary. I got vocal about that being way too restrictive. Host talked to her, and she rolled her eyes and agreed to add a CBJ along with the token position. I told she's cute but you're out of your minds if these girls are in the trade and resistant to providing a trade attitude, I don't have that kind of $$$ to waste on the inevitable.

The night felt tolerable walking solo, occasionally fending off ladyboys and the cops didn't give me any hassles. It was around 10:30 pm and a 9 am flight was looming. Saw a cute tall thin girl walking the street, she went up a staircase. Tracked her down, but she was eating, said she'd be available in 20 minutes. Killed 20 minutes and came back.

500 p later, took her in room, she said she was from (ironically) Monterrey and 19 new at the game, and the inexperience in the BJ definitely showed. But made it work. Jokingly asked her if she wanted to hang out next time she's in MTY and she declined. Took Uber back to Hotel Pacific, and set alarm for inconvenient hour.

Friday 6 am wakeup, started my morning with a shower with no hot water. Packed up and summoned an Uber to TIJ. And from here on out would be the most chaotic airport experience I've been through, ever, and I've been to all six continents within last 24 months including Asia and Cairo and Budapest. A gringo spotting Migracion officer hassled me to obtain a permit and I gave her hell, but (see above) ended up having to buy a permit I shouldn't have had to buy (may come in handy over next 6 months we'll see) and my heart skipped a beat when my flight was at 9:15 am, and it's 7:55 am and the security line to the terminal is wrapping around the building. It was down to the wire, and I swear what few screens in first hallway said go to Gate 5, so after XRays, I jog to Gate 5 on the right tip end of a horseshoe formation, get there and either read screen wrong or they flat out lied, VivaBus to CDMX was now at Gate 9 on the midway to left horseshoe. Conveniently PA announced final boarding call for my flight, I ran until I flat out ran out of oxygen.

The next time I fly in or out of TIJ will be too soon.

[Calusa]

I don't know why they would quote $30 for a half hour room, maybe they were quoting a one hour rate? But the bucket of 5 ficha drinks with the room price included seems like a good deal, that is if you intended to buy the 5 fichas in the first place. You save $18 by getting the room for free.

Can confirm $30 for room at Hotel Jalos. I took a cute Venezuelan chica for an arriba on Thursday. I was shocked, but I paid. No way I was going to miss out on fucking that sweet Venezuelan chica. Sadly, she was visiting from Cancun and left yesterday.

[Goyo61]

A phase you will never hear in Zona Norte.

Es mi primera vez (This is my first time).

Ehss mee pree-MEH-rah vehth.

I got this little Spanish phrase book related to sex / love etc. Lot of fun related sayings in Spanish.

Spanish Phrase of the Day.

Correte fuera. Don't come in my mouth.

G.

[Jinxx]

Fichas at Jalos are $9, so it should have been $45, and change $100 mx. So it looks like the mesero cheated himself out of $30 mx?

I made a mistake iny last post. I misquoted NAK. He actually received 70 in change which means the mesero either pocketed 130 or 30. Either way with the free room it's still worth it. But of course it's not always easy to crunch all the numbers when you're half drunk with a raging hardon and a smoking hot naked chica all over you. 😁.

[ScottHall]

Got deported couple days ago for not having passport and trying to walk in. Otay doesn't have 2 lines so I didn't break any rules other than not having a passport. They tried hard to sell me 20 dollars. I explained if I do that often it negates the financial incentive to go to tijuana. They did not care. The. They tried harder to get me to pay LOL. They really wanted me in mexico but wanted that 20 bucks more. No mas Mexico for me till 2021 if I get a passport back by then.

You invested time and money to travel thousands of miles and $20 is your breaking point? That's comical. What's the point in spending all that time to make the trip.

[Dogers69]

Got deported couple days ago for not having passport and trying to walk in. Otay doesn't have 2 lines so I didn't break any rules other than not having a passport. They tried hard to sell me 20 dollars. I explained if I do that often it negates the financial incentive to go to tijuana. They did not care. The. They tried harder to get me to pay LOL. They really wanted me in mexico but wanted that 20 bucks more. No mas Mexico for me till 2021 if I get a passport back by then.

[ClamSlammer]

I think the bucket of 5 fichas should cost $40 so if he paid 1000 and only received 130 change, the mesero may have pocketed the $5 or $6. The bucket lasted an hour or two dancing and making out in the club, then the room was free, so the bro really didn't get screwed overall. Unless I'm missing something.

Fichas at Jalos are $9, so it should have been $45, and change $100 mx. So it looks like the mesero cheated himself out of $30 mx?