General Reports

[Country John]

Guys,

I visited TJ once about five years ago and will have a chance to return in a few weeks. Have been following the board, but wanted to ask a couple of questions:

- What is your advice on how to get culo? Where to go, how to ask, what to pay?

Just come right out with it to the girl. Business is business. It will bear a premuim to the standard cost. Some guys have paid $20. to $30 extra. Not all girls will go for it, but you won't have to have very many interviews to find one who will. Be patient and talk to the girls. If the girl you're talking to comes back "no" then ask her who will go.

- Where is the best place in the Zona to grope some strippers?

Hong Kong Bar.

Why are you guys always going through so many positions with the chicas? Is it some TJ tradition to go through 5 positions in 15 minutes?

I can only speculate, but probably they want a ride on top of busting a nut. Besides it's fun.

Now go have some and post!! Good luck!

Country John

[Longer Monger]

Guys,

I visited TJ once about five years ago and will have a chance to return in a few weeks. Have been following the board, but wanted to ask a couple of questions:

- What is your advice on how to get culo? Where to go, how to ask, what to pay?

- Where is the best place in the Zona to grope some strippers?

- Why are you guys always going through so many positions with the chicas? Is it some TJ tradition to go through 5 positions in 15 minutes?

Thanks for the help.

LM

[Longer Monger]

Gentlemen,

Been to TJ once 5 years ago or so and had a nice experience with an AB chica. I am heading there again in a few weeks and had a couple of questions for the experts:

- Want to see if I can swing some sexo en culo. What is my best approach to getting that in TJ?

- Certain bars best or street?

- Is it ok to just ask a girl and if she says know, ask who does that? How do I ask "which girls do that"?

- Is sexo en culo the right way to ask for it?

- What should I expect to pay?

- I notice in the reports a lot of switching positions, what is that all about? Do you all just like variety or is it a TJ thing? Seems like a lot of switching for a few minutes.

- I think I'd like to do some stripper groping or dirty dancin first. HK a good place for one or both so I don't have to leave ZN?

Muchas Gracias.

LM

[Lulu Pussy]

Had a quick stop in TJ Thurs. Had the cab drop me outside Chicago Club, but before going in, decided to first take a look at the street scene, as recent reports had pegged things as rather dead.

The street from CC to the alley only had a couple girls (the time was about 7pm), but the alley was very well stocked.

Decided to warm up in HK. When I went in, the place was in full swing. Not packed, but full. Only a couple open stools at the stage.

HK is great fun for those of you who haven't ventured in yet. Not a lot a strip bars in the US where you can diddle a strippers Lulu for a buck.

One of the strippers who had the right attitude was named Carol. After her dance I asked a waiter to find her for me. We sat for a bit, then upstairs for a lap dance with lots of DATY, then over to the hotel.

I always prefer BB FS or at least CIM, but she wasn't up for that. Started and finished with BBBJ (finishing on her tits) with a long session of hitting the Lulu inbetween.

Nice girl, nice smile, attitude, body, and a lot more comfortable than the CC or AB scene.

[Dirty Dog]

I'am about to make my first trip to TJ in 2 weeks. Does most of the clubs there have onsite rooms? I'am looking for a fairly decent place where I could have my fun and at least wash up afterwards.

[Adventur]

I agree with UMP 1969.

Simple, hot, chicas and realistic expectations.

Only thing to add is that SGs will offer much better service if you are some sort of a 'regular' ie you do not screw their neighbours in front of them.

I have had 20$ sin ropas, todos and 30 $ for 2 sessions etc. so my suggestions are

1. do not push the price up
2. be nice to them (they can be very nice to you)
3. do not insult them.
4. be consistant (in not doing otras around them)

Buena suerte! (good luck)

[California Guy]

If you want more of a GFE experience then try the escorts. If you want a girl that will count sheep while you are on top of her then it is a toss up between the street and bar girls but I think street wins out for lamest screw. Honestly you could dig a hole in the sand at one our great beaches and have a better time than with some of these girls That being said there are a few around that will treat you good though so hopefully you find a decent one, don't over-pay either because you won't be happy with losing the extra cash.

[Lascivious]

Travelin-
I would agree with Double about the escorts, bars and local scene. I seem to find most of my young hotties in the “alley” behind Adelitas, (it’s not some dark alley; it’s a small, well lit street). They seem to be a much better bargain at first blush but they up-sell the shit out of you, making them nearly as expensive as the bar girls. Make sure you negotiate every little detail with them before you go up. (Sin Ropas: without clothes, multiple positions, suckie , fuckie, etc.)

There is also a bar in the alley called Hong Kong. The girls are hit and miss but it’s a great place to relax and have a beer. They just remodeled and it’s pretty nice.

Just as another possibility, since you will be having an extended stay, you might want to try Luxor. It’s a massage place. I went in a while back, at a cabbies insistence, and they had some good looking chicas. I did not partake but they were pretty good looking, albeit somewhat expensive. And as you have probably read, stay away from the Revolution clubs. Just my two cents. Happy hunting.

[Double]

Travllin P,
I would try Adelitas, Chicago, and Tropical. Between the three clubs you can easily find an 8+. The escort sites have not really gotten the better looking ladies yet. If you are going to be in town for 10 days you may even try hitting one of the clubs that the local TJ chicks go to. Tijauna has some beautiful civilians.

RE UMP,
I had a conversation with one of the street girls while in the room some time back. She said that she had been in TJ for just over one year. She said that she had been with so many men that she could not even remember any more. She also said that she was so overwhelmed by the experience that she could not have an orgasm, and she doubted that she could cum even if she masturbated which she does not do. She also put the number of men that she had slept with in the year long period at over 1500. For a street girl, sleeping with 1500 men at $30 is barely $45000. Not much of a reward for having to put out that much pussy.
I also met a chick at the Tropical that said that she started at Adelitas. She was funny. She said that all the big dicked men go to Adelitas. She said that she was getting plowed so much and so hard, she felt that it was up in her stomach many times. She said that it was not good for her p****, so she moved to the Tropical. She does not work as much in the room, and makes much less, but she said that she could not take it at Adelitas any longer.
You are right. These are prostitutes, and selling the nana to whoever has the money and wants it is what the do for a living. Guys no monger is special to these ladies. Many of these ladies actually hate the men that pay them. It is like a heroin addict that loves the drug, and the high, but hate what it does to there life. She loves the money but hates what she is doing for it.
Fellas, the next time you get that warm a fuzzy feeling, that tells you she is special or that uptight feeling that tells you that you are not like the rest of the boys, ask her how long she has been working. If she has been there for a year or more it is likely that she has been with hundreds of seedy ***** mongers. Many of which you would not invite over for dinner. Then pay her and go upstairs and reveille in that nana.
If they keep sellin it, somebody has to keep buying it.

[Travelin Pervert]

Hello to all you fellow perv's. Ill be heading to Tijuana the last week of may for a sex filled 10 day's. I've been reading the reports and thanks for the all the info. Anyone have the skinny on where to find the hottest 18-19-20 yr old chica's, ( clubs, street walkers, escorts). Im only looking for very fine chica's. Ugly's and so-so's are not on my agenda. Us gringo's know how hard it is to bang a teenie in the states. Im 35 and my plan is to knock the bottom out of many a fine teenie babe's while in TJ.
I've already found about 3 good escort websites in TJ, but the selection is limited for what Im looking for. Any one know of a good site or have a number for escorts. Im more interested in escorts coming to my room but I will not ignore the clubs and sw's. Any and all info will be helpful, and Ill be sending info and pics upon my return.... thanks, Travelin Pervert

[Gilgamesh]

I live in L.A. and I've seen many working women, but I've never taken the risk. Why, because of L.E. and the prices to quality ratio. I've been with several of the hotties in AB and a few really cute women on the street. I'm happy I can drive to T.J. The few experiences with polica have sucked and cost me some cash, but not the amount of court, lawyers, and fines. I've only had a few hotties that I'd rather had picked someone else, but that's just how it is. I need to remember names and details. I'll be mongering in other countries hopefully in 2006/2007, because of the pics and reports of many members here. I hope to contribute more in the coming months.
P.S. When does AB pick up again? Valentines Day )

[Desert Monger]

Right on Hump! Put me down for a "ditto"!

[Ump1969]

I just had to reply to a couple of recent posters. I'm surprised someone has not already. Let's be realistic about what we have here. We are horny and want sex. We go to Tijuana because it is supposed to be cheap and easy. The girls are there to make money. Does anyone out there believe that the girls are hanging out in dirty alleys or prostutute bars in cheap clothing in hopes of falling in love with a rich American? Would a girl want to fall in love with a guy hanging out in these bars? Just because theyspeak a fireign language does not make them all totally stupid.

So I want to respond to the poster that said he could not stomach the idea of picking up a girls that had been banging too many fat, balding sweaty guys. Just what does he think they do for a living? Do they get cleaner if he picks them up at a time when the bar is less crowded? They're prostitutes, man! I'm not knocking them- just saying that unless you are one of the rare dudes to get a novice, then guess what, you get a girl that has been with other guys.

Then I want to respond to the guys bitching about prices. Welcome to the real world of capitalism. If you don't like it, don't go. Frankly, I have never had the kind of problems that some of these guys are griping about. I do know that it often makes a difference when the girls are treated with sone kindness, at least it has worked for me. You are going to pay a bit more for the better lookers. Why? Because this is what they can get. If you say no, they'll get it from some other sucker. Girls more in demand get more money. These girls are in business. Are they supposed to charge you less because you're an American expecting cheap Mexican pussy? Get over it! There are tons of girls in Tijuana. If one charges too much, smile, say "no gracias", and move on.

You claim that these girls are getting too close to American prices? Fine, go back to the US. Pick up some cheap ***** on the street. Pray that she is not part of an LE sting. Do it in the back seat of a car, hoping LE does not catch you in the middle of the act. Pray she doesn't grab your money and run off, or pull a knife. Pray her pimp doesn't show up and demand your wallet. Or you can always overpay for an American hotel, hoping that she won't lead you into an LE sting, run out of the room with your money, lead you into a room with a couple of dudes ready to rob you. Then if none of the above happens to you, hope she doesn't pull on your sick for 5 minutes and then say it is time to go. A hundred other guys could pipe in now with their horror stories from hunting in America. For the time being, I'll stick with Tijuana. Most of the experiences I have had surpass most American experiences. No, they were not 100% satisfactory. But if I were a betting man, my money is on Tijuana for a satisfactory experience at cheap prices.

[QuackUp]

Good news, Marielos from Tropical is back. Bad news, I believe one of you guys on this board took her for the weekend so I wasn't able to see her.

I don't mind sharing my information so hopefully the person who was with her over the long weekend writes up a report on her. The reason why I think it is person on the board is because most girls in Tj won't spend the entire weekend with someone they met. As I reported a couple of months ago, Marielos spent a weekend with me in Rosarito.

So yes I was disappointed I wasn't able to see Marielos but it will be worth it, if that person shares his experience with the whole community. I would have been more dissapointed if there weren't hundreds of other chicas to turn to.

Once I learned that Marielos would not be available I needed to bust a nut. First stop the street scene. I will write more on this in the street walker section.

After my first nut I went to Caliente to recharge. You now must pay $10.00 to get in but you do get a $10 voucher. Some guys were paying the $10 then going to the cashier and getting their money back. I spent mine on some future bets.

About 16:00 I went to HK.. This is where I met Christina. A tall blond flauca. First stop the lap dance booth. She let me kiss whereever and I was able to stick my finger up her kitty. As soon as the lap dance was over, off to the hotel. At the hotel much more hot passionate kissing, plenty of daty and a whole lot of fun. The only mark against her was she gave a cbj. It wasn't bad but I prefer bbbj. Overall, great service. I left a happy camper. Bad news, she told me this Wednesday she is leaving for home for about 1 month. She lives in Monterrey.

I then went to have dinner, then to the Tropical. Here I met Angela. She is a big girl. Not fat but well proportioned and big tits. She gave me a smile and I bought her a drink. Things went well so I asked her up.

In the room I tried to kiss her. At first she was a little reluctant. I then daty and she loved it so much, she started to dfk me. Usually when you daty on these chicas they won't let you kiss them because they don't want to taste their own juice, so it was a good surprise when she started to kiss me.

She then gave me a cbj, again nothing bad nothing great. Started cg. then mish and finished doggie. Another satisfying session.

Both girls did not ask for money upfront, none rushed the session as we got the knock on both sessions. No, they did not squirt like Marielos but they were very good sessions.

Q

Ps. Cj, if you are reading this, thanks for the hotel recommendation but I will wait until I see Marielos again to try it.

[Country John]

There are many massage + extras places in TJ. You mileage may vary, but all these places offer full service, with ususally a poor massage.

IN ZONA NORTE

Mermaids, across the street and 1/2 block west of Adelitas.
El Campamento, one block east of Adelitas, behind La Tropa Bar.
Purple Rain, one block east, then one block north of Adelitas on Revolucion.
Real Ejecutivo, check the website with the full name http://www.realejecutivo.com

OUTSIDE ZONA NORTE

Luxxor, right next to the big Pueblo Amigo hotel, you cannot miss the hotel.
New Body Massage near Constitucion, check this forum for location
Mermaids on 8th
Cheaters on 6th

There are plenty more, but these can get you started. You can walk to the the parlors in the Zona if you are already there. Watch yourself if you are a newbie and going to El Campamento, and Purple Rain. A little danger exist off the beaten path, so keep your head on a swivel.

I would recommend talking a cab to most other places, unless you know your way around.

Thanks B4YH. I guess the message from me is "be careful" because it's your first trip. Sticking to a high profile place close to the action is a good idea until you become familiar with the area.

Country John