General Reports

[Baxter Slade]

TI was a beautiful day in So Cal so why not make a run for the border. The only problem was my truck wasn't cooperating. It died a couple times along the way. Then I would wait on the side of the freeway for a few minutes and it would start again. I probably should have turned around but once you get Tijuana in your mind there is no turning back.

I arrived at the 24 hour lot at about 1 o clock I was supposed to meet GF at 12:30 at Ticuan at 12:31 I recieved a text donde esta mother Funker. I told her I would be there shortly. Good thing never a shortage of cabs in Tijuana took the 3 dollar trip to Ticuan and met up with her. Kind of creepy when you leave the country for sexcapades and you go to check into the hotel and they know you by name without even asking.

Got my favorite room and the bellman took us up, before the door could even close I was being attacked by GF wanting sex. What is with these women south of the border they are so passionate. I have spent most of my adult years looking for sex and it has never been anything like this, it is usually the other way around. Anyway I convinced her to wait and we headed over to a restaruant about a 15 minute cab ride away We took one of those red cabs, you share it with other people and no matter where you go it comes out to a buck a person. We ended up at this restaurant that looks like a giant sombrero. The food was good they had entertainment, and the orange juice was about the freshest I have ever tasted.

After lunch we decided to walk all the way back to Ticuan. One thing I noticed along the walk was Tijuana sure has alot of restaraunts and the other thing was I know alot of people come on this board worrying about crime and safety in Tijuana. Well I must say I felt much safer than walking around LA or most large US cities.

We thought about heading to the zona for some drinks but instead ended up in the room for sex, nap, sex, nap. Before we knew it it was 7:30 and we had plans for a XBG friend of hers to meet up with a current monger friend of mine. We made it on time of course her friend was running on chica time. But we had a nice italian dinner at the place by 9th and Rev. And headed to Las Pulgas for some drinking and dancing. My friend and hers seemed to hit it off ok but he ended up leaving without her. His choice I guess in Tijuana you just don't have to worry about finding sex when there is a chica around every corner.

After he left her friend was getting attention from men in Las Pulgas, as strange as it may sound she seemed to be conducting interviews by checking penis size and apparently she didn't find what she was looking for. About 4 something we headed back to the room. By now I was exahusted and believe it or not sex was the last thing on my mind, I just needed sleep. Without anything being said it appeared her drunk friend was going to sleep over. Why not the bed was big enough. Just about as I was to fall asleep I started hearing loud breathing and moaning, how do you like that there was a lesbian show going on right next to me. And just like that I wasn't so tired and I became interested in sex. You want penis in friends pussy, I think that was a test so I passed but I was eventually satisfied and I could feel extra hands involved and it was a great experience. So now it is about 5:30 in the morning and her friend is telling me to call my friend and tell him she needed penis. So I sent him a text and like a trooper he responded send her over by cab and he would be out front waiting. I never did hear how his experience worked out, but damn Tijuana is one crazy place.

Next day I headed home about noon a long wait at the border due to some Mexican holiday, almost 2 hours. And regarding tahat dog by the bottom of the ramp it remains a mystery. I gave that fenced area a closer look and it looks like he may be able to leave by walking under the concrete ramp there was no fence in that area. Maybe like those homeless guys who find a good freeway ramp to look for freebies he has found a place to hang out and get fed by all the people who pass by

[Artisttyp]

Also great to finally meet the great Artisstyp in person.

Health and happniess to all.

Nice to meet you too.

The Tijuana thread has some good guys on it. These are people that look out for each other. Like joe arturo who arranged a hotel reservation for me in Mexicali. Even offered to pick me up at the bus station.

Tom Jackin who lets me bottom feed off his ficha drinks. Thanks to him I have my first butt in face photo. I will post it when I return.

This is a good crew!

[JimmyKienTran]

Tomjackin,

Is that a dog or a wolf? He is always sitting there in the mornings when I go to Tijuana.

Just completed reading your post. I see you took a picture of the wolf!

Again, sorry to hear of the attack.

I am away, getting ready to head to the DR, as you know. I will be back in SOCAL around mid-June. Until then you guys keep holding it down in Tijuana.

SS

Wsup with them? Still around? I read a post from you about it a while ago. I heard Cheap but goood sex and BJ? True or false?

[Sunset Strip]

Tomjackin,

Is that a dog or a wolf? He is always sitting there in the mornings when I go to Tijuana.


Just completed reading your post. I see you took a picture of the wolf!

Again, sorry to hear of the attack.
I am away, getting ready to head to the DR, as you know. I will be back in SOCAL around mid-June. Until then you guys keep holding it down in TJ.


SS

[Guitarrefreak]

Great to see you again old friend.

I did hang out for a while til my gal came for me, she explained the situation, which I will spare the details (bet you will roll your eyes and say "wake up dude, what the fuck man!") , but it was a decent story nonetheless, wasn't too try-hard on her part to be too dramatic.

All in all, I had a decent time til 5am at which point I had to leave, but I did go back last night and bumped into Joe A. In Chicago. Always nice to see another friendly face.

Thing about Adelitas is, I may be going there too frequently that the girls are starting to poke fun at me for not taking them upstairs, nice thing though is that they will come up, grab any part of my body, or just start giving me an unprompted massage, and really doesn't look pissed if I have to ask them to leave, like that feeling.

HK is full of talents as usual, but the lights flashing and the loud music, and just the density of guys walking around, sometimes gets to me.

Also great to finally meet the great Artisstyp in person.

Health and happniess to all.

Dog 1.

At the bottom of the pedestrian bridge ramp (on the way to cross into Mexico) , over a month ago I noticed a dog in the fenced in area, and I mentioned the pooch in the last report. Well, I was determine to feed the damn thing this time around. I went into Jack-in-the-Box to buy a cheap burger, but the line was way too long. So I went to MacDonald's and the line was worst. So not giving up, I stopped in a little store and decided to buy a big tasty muffin. I've had Labs in the past and they ate every damn thing in site. At the end of the ramp, I spotted the pooch and tried to call it over, it got closer, but kept its distance. I broke the muffin in half and launched the two halves towards the pooch. The dog went over, smelled the muffin, and then looked up and said,"Yo Gringo, ¿Dónde está la carne?" So much for that idea.

I ended the evening at Adelita. I will admit, that club has some of the hottest women in the Zona. I just wish that I could play with them for a lousy buck like I can in HK. And I seriously doubt if I could get away with half of the shit that I do in the booths in Adelita as I do in HK. I hung out with Guitarrefreak for awhile and just watched stunner after stunner walk by. I met and had a drink with one of the stunners and I found out to my surprise, that she lives in Oceanside and only comes down to Tijuana to work on the weekends. Phone numbers were exchanged. This might be a good thing, but these girls are so unpredictable; who in the hell knows?

[TomJackin]

dog 1.

at the bottom of the pedestrian bridge ramp (on the way to cross into mexico) , over a month ago i noticed a dog in the fenced in area, and i mentioned the pooch in the last report. well, i was determine to feed the damn thing this time around. i went into jack-in-the-box to buy a cheap burger, but the line was way too long. so i went to macdonald's and the line was worst. so not giving up, i stopped in a little store and decided to buy a big tasty muffin. i've had labs in the past and they ate every damn thing in site. at the end of the ramp, i spotted the pooch and tried to call it over, it got closer, but kept its distance. i broke the muffin in half and launched the two halves towards the pooch. the dog went over, smelled the muffin, and then looked up and said,"yo gringo, ¿dónde está la carne?" so much for that idea.

dog 2.

there was a dog sniffing trap set-up before the first turnstile going into mexico. not sure what the dog was sniffing for, but it sure did take a liking to me. it sniffed my crotch, jumped up on my leg, my side, and as i kept walking, it jumped up on the back of my leg. as i'm holding my arms in the air, keeping at least two limbs protected, i asked the agent,"does the dog bite?" the asshole replied,"i don't know." i replied,"wait a damn minute, you are telling me that you are handling a dog and you don't know whether it bites or not?" the agent just ignored me completely.

the assault.

around 3 in the afternoon, i head down the front entrance in hk and speedy is sitting next to the bottom of the ramp so i stopped and chatted for a couple of minutes, freddy was also there. i had my back to the crowd while chatting. and then i felt this shoulder and elbow slamming into me as hard as possible to get me out of the way, and i damn near went down. granted, i was on the ramp to exit the place, but there was still plenty of walking space. speedy yells out something to this bald headed latino and i looked at him with a "what the fuck? look. i gaffed it off and continued talking to speedy. out of the corner of my eye, i saw this dick coming down the ramp rather quickly, and before i could have reacted faster than i wanted to, i took a strong right hook to the side of my face. he turned and bolted, and speedy and freddy made a beeline after him, but to no avail. still not sure why that happened. my guess is that he was drunk and pissed about something, and i just happen to be an easy target while on his way out.

no place to go but up from here.

while sitting in the booth licking my wounds and still wondering wtf happen, i was determine to change the mood. lucky for me, the sg master artisttyp was in town and was on his way over. after some intellectual conversation, it was time to bring one of the ladies over for booth follies. i saw one of my favorites and it was game time. after about an hour of booth follies i was feeling a lot better about things, but not completely. because i called the day before and made an appointment with one of my favorite sgs, we bailed and hit the alley. and you can bet your ass that i was scanning that alley so i didn't run into my new found friend.

and then there were three. part 1.

my street girl gaffed out our date and stayed home, so with the recommendation of artisttyp, i quickly had a substitute. the sg and i headed over to the little corner store to stock up on some goodies for the upcoming hour session. we got some orange juice, vodka, ice and cups. then the moment of dread, i feel someone tugging on the back of my shirt. could this be my new hk buddy? i glance over at the sg and saw that she is looking down and smiling at the person behind me; whew! it was a little girl asking for change. i told her no. and then she did the little belly rub indicating she was hungry. i pointed to the taco stand just outside the store, and asked if she wanted a taco, and she said no. then she got this big smile on her face and yelled out something that meant potato chips. just at that moment her other siblings came running in. and when i said ok, they reacted like i told them i would take them to disneyland! yeah, i know it wasn't the healthiest thing to give them, but after being rejected earlier by a dog for my choice of food, i didn't feel too bad.

and then there were three. part 2.

after a great session, it turned out the sg was hungry; go figure. so we head to the fish taco stand for some great spicy shrimp tacos. artisttyp showed up at the same time. we sit down and were just about to order when i noticed two of the dressed like school girls sprinting across the street and they ended up right behind us. i looked at my sg and took a wild guess and asked,"amigas?" she smiled and nodded. i said, alright, i'm going out on a limb here and taking another wild guess that they are hungry as well. all three smiled and nodded. well hell, let's eat! it worked out well because i planned a 3-some with two of them in the near future.

crosswalk opportunities.

on my way back to the zona from la estrella, i there was a sweetie that looked over and smiled while we were waiting for the light to change. i smiled back and said hello. then we crossed the road and she seemed to be waking fast and i was in no damn hurry, but then she slowed down and let me catch up with her. we started chatting, if you can call my shitty spanish chatting, and i ask her if she wants to have a drink. just then her friend walked up, and she seemed thirsty too. so we headed up to el torito's and sat outside and ordered some drinks, they each ordered a beer. when the server left, the negotiations started. both of them in my hotel for $60 each. i told them i was tired, had a hard enough day, and was headed back to sd shortly; so no thank you was my answer. the first girl said that she wanted money for both of them just to sit there and have a drink with me. my first question was,"do i look that fucking stupid?" which could have been answered either way at that point. my second question was,"are you out of your fucking mind?" they got the message, got up and left. the server came back with my two wendy's cups full of margaritas and two unopened beers, which stayed unopened.

i ended the evening at adelita. i will admit, that club has some of the hottest women in the zona. i just wish that i could play with them for a lousy buck like i can in hk. and i seriously doubt if i could get away with half of the shit that i do in the booths in adelita as i do in hk. i hung out with guitarrefreak for awhile and just watched stunner after stunner walk by. i met and had a drink with one of the stunners and i found out to my surprise, that she lives in oceanside and only comes down to tijuana to work on the weekends. phone numbers were exchanged. this might be a good thing, but these girls are so unpredictable; who in the hell knows?

[Phordphan]

Hey Joe, or anyone with experience in this area. How does that theroy apply to a retired prostitute? Or does the old adage come into play," once a prostitute always a prostitute"

I think a lot depends on how long she was in the business. The longer, the more damaged, IMO. Of course, exceptions abound, but, in general, I think that adage is true.

I've had civvies and hookers "fall in love" with me, and the "love" you receive is, somehow, different. It's hard to really put your finger on the differences, but it's there. I guess maybe it's the feeling that if money gets tight, or other problems crop up, she'll always resort to hooking. A non-hooker would never consider that. If you can live with that, great. If not, best to reconsider.

Just my dos centavos, FWIW.

[Baxter Slade]

As a prositute friend of mine in Mexicali once advised me. Never fall in love with a prostitute as they are not capable of loving you back.

I have made this mistake a few times and found to my sorrow that my prostitute friend was absolutely correct. Look for a great time but forget about love!

Hey Joe, or anyone with experience in this area. How does that theroy apply to a retired prostitute? Or does the old adage come into play," once a prostitute always a prostitute"

[Joe Arturo]

My advice would be to read O'Tools post very carefully. The girls here really do want your money, not your love; it's a business plain and simple. Many have found love here and very many more found out the hard way that business is business.

If you are not fluent in Spanish, then don't be fluent in Stupid. There is no shortage of information here to help you through.

I would disregard the above post.

As a prositute friend of mine in Mexicali once advised me. Never fall in love with a prostitute as they are not capable of loving you back.

I have made this mistake a few times and found to my sorrow that my prostitute friend was absolutely correct. Look for a great time but forget about love!

[Derekj6926]

Pure words of wisdom, plain and simple.

Country John I have never had the pleasure to meet but I am quite sure we have partied together and did not know it. Let me affirm what the gentlemen said, it is ALL about the green. As a sweetheart of mine said to me with the brutal truth which I will never forget!"When hunger comes in the door love goes out the window"

[Guitarrefreak]

Pure words of wisdom, plain and simple.

My advice would be to read O'Tools post very carefully. The girls here really do want your money, not your love; it's a business plain and simple. Many have found love here and very many more found out the hard way that business is business.

If you are not fluent in Spanish, then don't be fluent in Stupid. There is no shortage of information here to help you through.

I would disregard the above post.

[Country John]

If you head to mexico and are not fluent in spanish just put a sign around your neck that says " OVERCHARGE ME " Everything in tijuana will be overprice (taxis, food, women, drinks, etc) if you don't speak the language or don't look local. The zona is pricey and yes they got hot girls but are hardened professionals who are mechanical in bed or just rushing to get it overwith. My best advice is to avoid mexico, the state department is right, and save your money for south america or asia. One good thing about tijuana is the crime is over rated. Daytime is pretty safe to walk around and even the night time is kind of ok to walk around. I was solo in tijuana and walked around day or night and never had any problems. But you don't want to dress nice (jeans tshirt) and late night it is probably better to take a cab to your hotel room.

My advice would be to read O'Tools post very carefully. The girls here really do want your money, not your love; it's a business plain and simple. Many have found love here and very many more found out the hard way that business is business.

If you are not fluent in Spanish, then don't be fluent in Stupid. There is no shortage of information here to help you through.

I would disregard the above post.

[Country John]

Nice butt in face pics tom. Lets see a little "dirt" on the nose next time.

LOL, that's what I call "sniffing out them mud bunnies." Great post too!

[Country John]

I've done more bar and street girls than I can count. Add to that a few of the massage girls and I'm moderately experienced in the Zona. But I've never experienced a Tijuana escort and am ready to try. A couple of the girls on cumintj look totally hot to me and the thought of a GFE is a turn on.

The basic process seems simple enough: make arrangements while in the states, walk across the boarder, meet at McDonalds (or similar) , get in a cab, drive off to parts unknown, have a great time, get in another cab to the boarder. The part I don't like is meeting at the boarder and going to an area that is unfamiliar to me. I don't want to be sitting at McDonalds for an hour for a girl that never arrives or being hijacked because someone knows that I'll have a pocket full of cash to pay the escort.

On suggestion was to get a room at Cascadas and have her meet me there. If she doesn't show up, I'll at least be where I want to be and won't have wasted the hotel money.

Other suggestions would be appreciated.

One reason for meeting at the border is so that they can throw eyeballs on you to see if they really do want your business. Once you get past that, you go to their hotel for security reasons. Many (if not all) will go to your hotel, so you can do that too. Communicate with the agency, ask all the questions; you are the client. Don't worry about waiting at the border, just stay and plain sight, and don't be counting money while you are waiting. Don't look like you have money, and don't look stupid or appear to be unaware of your surroundings.

[Artisttyp]

Nice butt in face pics tom. Lets see a little "dirt" on the nose next time.