General Reports

[Keg]

Like many others on here I also prefer the Hotel Ticuan, but have stayed a few times at the Hotel Caesars on Revo. It's a budget option, clean and safe, and easy walk up to the zona bars in the evening.

[Phordphan]

Does anyone have experience staying at any of the hotels on revolution street as you're walking from las plugas to downtown where HK is. I noticed, when I was there last time, they had a few hotels on both sides of the street, but I never checked the rooms for prices or star level. They looked good from the outside. I planned on checking my last day, but never got around to it. It would be nice to stay for 35 a night with no extra for guests if the rooms are nice. I know its tough to beat ticuan but the prices are getting higher there.

The Hotel Espana is a good choice. The rooms have a / see (and I think the unit also provides heat). They are clean and the price is reasonable. It's been a while, but IIRC they have double beds, maybe queens but certainly not kings. No room safe. The receptionist lady used to have an attitude, but if you escort your guests in and out you'll have no problems.

[Artisttyp]

The question you need to ask yourself is what ammenities you need. Very few have heat or AC so that alone disqualifies several for me.

La Villa de Zaragoza.

Hotel America.

Are the only ones that fit this description as fas as I know. If anyone can add to the list please do.

Tijuana is loaded with hotels. If you are willing to be a little distance away from the zona there are tons of options for $40 and under.

From my experience a guest poilicy in these places depends on how you negotiate. I always opt for the straight forward approach and say that I will have a gust visitng me now and then. I mention that they will leave their I'd at the reception until they leave the premises.

[HelpRules]

Does anyone have experience staying at any of the hotels on revolution street as you're walking from las plugas to downtown where HK is. I noticed, when I was there last time, they had a few hotels on both sides of the street, but I never checked the rooms for prices or star level. They looked good from the outside. I planned on checking my last day, but never got around to it. It would be nice to stay for 35 a night with no extra for guests if the rooms are nice. I know its tough to beat ticuan but the prices are getting higher there.

[Guitarrefreak]

Pretty much anything that comes out of a puta's mouth is bullshit. .

Except cum, I like it when they swallow. Hahahahaahah

[Keg]

Pretty much anything that comes out of a puta's mouth is bullshit.

LOL, made me spit out some coffee this mornig.

[GolfSexRroll]

To the guys that have been with a lot of the escorts from the main 3 agencies, and have talked to the girls or owners, how many guys would you say the attractive girls do a night / week compared to the HK girls. I had a HK girl say she used to make 800 or so a night when they had more gringos. That's crazy money for Tijuana or anywhere, but more importantly a crazy amount of men per night if its 60 a pop. I wonder what Cumintj / Mlb girls do a night. Any info would be good.

Pretty much anything that comes out of a puta's mouth is bullshit. BG's will need a "bar fine". Negotiate. Some are not comfortable going all night. Escorts are more independent.

[HelpRules]

To the guys that have been with a lot of the escorts from the main 3 agencies, and have talked to the girls or owners, how many guys would you say the attractive girls do a night / week compared to the HK girls. I had a HK girl say she used to make 800 or so a night when they had more gringos. That's crazy money for Tijuana or anywhere, but more importantly a crazy amount of men per night if its 60 a pop. I wonder what Cumintj / Mlb girls do a night. Any info would be good.

[Nvslim]

I haven't been down in a month because I've been busy and was still a tad pissed about the last weekend trip. However, I was itching to see my favorite and it was Artistyp's birthday on Saturday. So with those factors, I had to stay for the weekend.

Man, that was a good report. Thanks for taking the time. Read many of your reports here and the SEA forums and all are quite good, interesting, and informative.

No smoke, just fact.

Slim

[TomJackin]

I haven't been down in a month because I've been busy and was still a tad pissed about the last weekend trip. However, I was itching to see my favorite and it was Artistyp's birthday on Saturday. So with those factors, I had to stay for the weekend.

The exchange rate was 12. 66 to one; so I stocked up. I get to the Ticuan around 3 on Friday, check in, and said hi to all the staff; I'm family there dammit! The female manager is freaking hot! Her ass is made for my face, but I'm too scared to tell her that. A quick shower and change, it was off for tacos and HK. When I entered, Diago was already there sitting with a real hottie. We scored our back booths and just waited as our buddies (chicas) came by and say hello. Artistyp came in and it was game on. We had the cousins over for a while; I love them. They sit, play, and drink very, very, slow. I call one mi esposa (the dominate one) , one mi novia, and the blonde, mi hija.

A couple of days before I came to town, Artistyp e-mailed me and said he had someone I had to meet. Damn, he gets around and I'm always grateful for his mass knowledge of every place he visits. While in HK, I'm texting this new girl, let's call her the Bomb, short for Bombshell. I set up a meeting at the Ticuan for 7:30, because we have plans for Las Pulgas for later in the evening. But before my date, I wanted to make a run through LC, BG, and BT. So at 7, we leave the cousins in tears (because the future lack of fichas in the their near future).

LC, no one that I knew, but Diago knew a few. Stopped in BG and I'm just standing near a booth scanning the place. This fucking drunk local walks up and wants to beat my Gringo ass because I was blocking his way to his booth, even though there were three other ways to get to his seat. He was a small dude and I'm sure one good punch would do the deed, however, he had a few other friends in the booths. After being sucker punched in HK, I try to avoid conflict at all cost. So I backed away, but Diago moved in and went face to face with this fucker. Basically Diago told him that he was drunk and he was sober and either back off or get fucken hurt; the dude sat down quickly.

In BT, I see this petite hotty and quickly fell in love! But it was one of Diago's girls; fuck! However, Diago and I have been known to share, so I do get her number, quickly finish my 2 for 1 drinks and head off to the Ticuan for my date. Walk in the lobby, seen my date, and was very fucking happy. We went to the bar, had some cocktails, got some sliced up limes and salt, and headed to the room.

I have a bottle of Corralejo in the room, and it turns out she loves Corralejo; BINGO! We are doing our best to drink the damn bottle, laughing, playing, so forth. Hell, now the meet up at 9 turns into after 10. Turns out that Diego and Artistyp are in the hotel waiting for my dumb ass to show up. We come down, and I introduced the Bomb to Diego, and I'm not sure, but I think he started salivating! I apologized for being tardy and off we go and meet up with 6 chicas for the concert at Las Pulgas. We turned the corner and it seemed like hundreds and thousands of people were in line going to the same concert.

I was about trashed at that point, and knew I needed to keep moving to survive. If I had to wait in that line, I would need a nap first. So I slowly backed out and said my apologizes again to Diago. Artistyp jumped on my bandwagon and we headed back to La Coahuila. Back in La Coahuila, I entrained Artistyp for a couple of hours with my drunken antics, it was a good time; I think. When all was said and done, Artistyp safely tucked me into a cab and I headed home to the Ticuan.

On Saturday, I woke up surprising early, at 10. Headed for breakfast at 11 at Cenaduria. I'm sitting down, drinking red wine, hung over as hell, and then heard my name being shouted in English. Well, the staff know my Spanish name, so I was confused. It turned out to be Keg in the back of the place. He joins me and we discuss monger destinations and such. After we part, I'm back to sleep. My favorite is coming to the hotel at 3, and I need to rest for her. At 3, I'm at the bar waiting for her, I get a text that she is working until 5; fuck, back to bed!

At 5, I find ABC out of the hundreds of channels for the Florida State / Clemson much awaited game. I was ready just to relax and watch Florida State stomp the fuck out of Clemson, but got a text at 5:30; dammit! Usually I have the TV on HTV (Latina video music channel) , but I was not about to miss the game. So I put the TV on mute, and streamed in HTV music on my laptop; all is good now. During sex, the best position to watch the game was doggy. Reverse cowgirl also worked out well. Turned out to be a great session. Florida State was scoring a lot and so was I; best of both worlds!

Met up with Artistyp and we headed to Nikki's to chill, but the fights were still going, so it was not a chilling atmosphere. Guitarrefreak joined us as well for the birthday celebration. I asked Larry about the few complaints in relation to his sandwiches and he gave us a couple of sandwiches to checkout ourselves. The pork and beef sandwiches were pretty damn good! Larry also provided the birthday cookies and ice cream, with candles to boot! As Artistyp blew out the candles, I'm sure he was making a wish for some nice ripe asses to lick for his remaining days in Tijuana. Thank you Larry for helping with the celebration and the tasty sandwiches!

Artistyp wanted to head to Playboy. I personally swore off the place, but it wasn't my birthday, so what the hell. Playboy has done some remodeling and has a different look and a different feel; I like the changes. I was attacked from behind from America, who used to work at Nikki's, and then AB. I asked her why she made the move to Playboy. And in an animated way using her hands and special noises, she told me she was getting fucked too much and how her pussy was gaping wide at the end of the night and she could hear echoes coming from her snatch. Fuck, she had me in tears laughing.

But I was there when the Earth Stood Still in Playboy! I fucking kid you not, Artistyp brought a girl over and BOUGHT a ficha. Jesus tap dancing christ! I thought, what's next? The pope would start liking little girls? She was quite the cutie. When she had to dance she threw her panties at Artistyp. Big mistake on her part, because he fell in love with the panties and the heavenly scent that came from them. She almost had to fight him to get the panties back, but he did let go; reluctantly! Lucky for me, I know that Artistyp has good sense of humor. I should have headed back to the Ticuan at this point, but I met one of Artistyp's street cuties and ended up a 4 dollar five star hotel.

It was a good weekend, no cop or girl problems. And the bonus of hanging out with my buddy Artistyp on his birthday to top it off.

[BigRogBowski]

Hi Gang,

I'm planning to be in the San Diego area on Saturday and was wondering if anyone could recommend a good sports bar for Saturday night in T. J.

I'm hoping to catch the Aztecs-Fresno State and Stanford-Oregon State games before returning to the beloved Calle Coahuila area for a night cap. Hoping to see the games at a place that will have some audio and not too much noise from the music, etc.

Big hello to my old running mate Tom J. Hope to run into you again sometime soon.

Big Rogbowski

[Phordphan]

Thanks Phordphan for a great report and another restraunt review. Before I did my Ensenada getaway I to was there once on a cruise ship around 5 years ago. Hmm wonder if we were on the same ship.

Ensenada sure does make for a nice mini vacation. A great place to take your favorita for a nice getaway. The drive down is beautiful and it actually feels like you are going on vacation. When we ended up leaving the bars in the wee hours the place was like a ghost town. I do remember seeing a 7-11 but streetwalkers and food carts, wow where did you find those?

I think the food carts were just luck of the draw. The hotdog guy was doing a fairly brisk business and I saw no others. The taco cart was the only one I saw and he looked as if he was ready to shut down. The streetwalkers were an absolute fluke. The stretch between the bars and the hotel was completely empty. These two were probably headed home and we just happened to catch up with them.

I agree with the mini-vacation thing. It's a nice getaway.

[SunLion69]

Edith at Hotel Eduardo (days) would always do CG in Asian style.

Somebody said she's returned, but I haven't seen her.

[Baxter Slade]

Thanks Phordphan for a great report and another restraunt review. Before I did my Ensenada getaway I to was there once on a cruise ship around 5 years ago. Hmm wonder if we were on the same ship.

Ensenada sure does make for a nice mini vacation. A great place to take your favorita for a nice getaway. The drive down is beautiful and it actually feels like you are going on vacation. When we ended up leaving the bars in the wee hours the place was like a ghost town. I do remember seeing a 7-11 but streetwalkers and food carts, wow where did you find those?

[Leo Ryder]

Thanks.

Asian CG is CG but the woman squats and remains on her feet. Regular CG the woman is usually on her knees. If the woman has reasonably strong thigh muscles Asian CG will result in longer, better stroking action than regular CG.

Wow , never realized that one until now. So that is called "Asian CG". In fact that is my favorite position though it gives too much stimulation, therefore can't do that too long. Thanks Phord. Live and Learn. Cheers!

Tony