General Reports

[Rambo1969]

the chicas were talking about the Valentine's day murder as well. Met up with a favorite. She looked at me like I was from out of space. Later she tells me she was measuring me up to ensure that I was not the killer. The chicas are really scared right now, because she reminded me that other girls were murdered last month..

Interesting. I had what could be similar experience.

I had two great sessions with Myra earlier last week. But then she was cold to me Thursday evening & Friday. So I gave up on her. When I returned home I texted her and she said she was sorry, etc.

My guess is she may have had cold feet with me possibly out of safety concerns, especially since earlier in the week I did ask her if she wanted to spend the night.

I stand out easily in a crowd so her cold feet could perhaps just be a coincidence.

[BlackThought]

I live in San Diego and have used CBX several times. It works about as smoothly as any other walk-in to Tijuana.

You MUST be a ticketed air passenger.

Airfare from the Tijuana airport is WAY cheaper than the San Diego airport.

Parking at CBX is super expensive, so take an Uber.

I was looking at this the other day, $60 RT from Tijuana to Cabos, $120 RT from Tijuana to Cancun. Can save a lot of $ to several destinations within Mexico.

[Rambo1969]

Poker is telling the truth it happened to me in the past. I had a huuuge brain fart and went to Mexico without my passport. The CBP officer let me back in no problem after asking a few question and giving me a somewhat hard time, we are all on file with their database. It is also the law.

When I got back last Saturday I only had to show my Global entry card.

So, technically that alone works for getting back into USA.

[Jackie888]

I live in San Diego and have used CBX several times. It works about as smoothly as any other walk-in to Tijuana.

You MUST be a ticketed air passenger.

Airfare from the Tijuana airport is WAY cheaper than the San Diego airport.

Parking at CBX is super expensive, so take an Uber.

Thanks Speedtoys.

Thanks Wombat.

How many hours before flight should I be at CBX Otay before a flight? I got Global Entry.

Do I need to bring my passport if I have a Global Entry Card?

[WombatEd2]

Any of you guys have tried this before and tell me what was your experience? In a nutshell, the CBX is walkway from the USA side where we can park our cars for $15 per day, walk across to the Tijuana airport and fly to Mexican destinations for a lot cheaper than flying across an international border where the airlines gouge prices. It is $30 to use it, but it saves you from the Tijuana traffic.

I live in San Diego and have used CBX several times. It works about as smoothly as any other walk-in to Tijuana.

You MUST be a ticketed air passenger.

Airfare from the Tijuana airport is WAY cheaper than the San Diego airport.

Parking at CBX is super expensive, so take an Uber.

[SpeedToys]

Any of you guys have tried this before and tell me what was your experience? In a nutshell, the CBX is walkway from the USA side where we can park our cars for $15 per day, walk across to the Tijuana airport and fly to Mexican destinations for a lot cheaper than flying across an international border where the airlines gouge prices. It is $30 to use it, but it saves you from the Tijuana traffic.

I believe you need to be a ticketed passenger.

[SpeedToys]

"Am curious if a sentry or GE holder who forgot their card ".

Nope. Back of the line if you don't have it. BTDT.

They don't give two shits.

[LuvMexicanas]

Any of you guys have tried this before and tell me what was your experience? In a nutshell, the CBX is walkway from the USA side where we can park our cars for $15 per day, walk across to the Tijuana airport and fly to Mexican destinations for a lot cheaper than flying across an international border where the airlines gouge prices. It is $30 to use it, but it saves you from the Tijuana traffic.

Check the CBX thread. I've written a few posts there that you might find helpful.

[Bunter Hiden]

I have had my share of border jerks going south. I was re upping my six month visa and the guy tells me my GE card does not count as a passport to fill one out. Had a stare off then told him he could obviously use the expired one for passport number. Went down with two friends a few weeks ago and there was nobody behind the two entry desks. Guy standing there said my friends would have to pay in office for six month ones. Started making a bit of a scene by me walking past him with my valid one and asking other workers there. The jerk backed down. More than once I have taken guys down who had no passports. I put them on the bus on the west side and meet up w them in the zona. Coming back with just drivers licenses has worked every time. Am curious if a sentry or GE holder who forgot their card would be biometric recognized as that is what the camera is for. Noticed taxi driver attitudes getting bad again BTW.

[Jackie888]

Any of you guys have tried this before and tell me what was your experience? In a nutshell, the CBX is walkway from the USA side where we can park our cars for $15 per day, walk across to the Tijuana airport and fly to Mexican destinations for a lot cheaper than flying across an international border where the airlines gouge prices. It is $30 to use it, but it saves you from the Tijuana traffic.

[Rambo1969]

I entered without paying FMM fee last Wednesday.

I had a pre-printed FMM form. She scanned some info, stamped by passport etc. No questions asked.

I saw others filling out a FMM form with their details. I avoided that hassle there (since I did it all online).

[Captain Solo]

HK has 1 black girl who work intermittently. She's bigger than I want.

There are quite a few black Haitians walking around and O'Campo and Calle 2, also around the bar zone. They are not obviously working but talk to them, you may have interesting sessions.

There are a couple half Asian girls in HK, looking more like Asian than Mexican.

Skokkas had a couple Asian girls. Check it out.

There is a large population of Asian in Mexicali. I have seen street girls near the bar zone look more Asian then Mexican.

[WombatEd2]

A visit at the start of this month. Three nights, Monday through Thursday, admittedly not prime time but I can't imagine that weekends have improved even with the pandemic and I really couldn't stand the crowds before it. I chose to do the door to door, airport to Cascadas, HKMexpress offering because I never got familiar with the south of the border business at PedEast and always found it about as organized as a soup sandwich. I found PedWest a godsend as I would just walk to Cascadas. Turns out that maybe my trip was just a few weeks too early as I see that they are removing the migrant camp there now. Regardless, I might use the same Mexpress option in the future because I'm a lazy bastard and you can't beat it for convenience if the hefty price isn't a deal killer. Really good service. I rode down with two guys who had driven from OC and parked at the airport. Our border crossing took about two minutes as a couple of doors on the van were opened briefly, then closed and then were were on our way again. Sweet.

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Great report. Useful info and truly entertaining style.

[BlackThought]

A visit at the start of this month. Three nights, Monday through Thursday, admittedly not prime time but I can't imagine that weekends have improved even with the pandemic and I really couldn't stand the crowds before it. I chose to do the door to door, airport to Cascadas, HKMexpress offering because I never got familiar with the south of the border business at PedEast and always found it about as organized as a soup sandwich. I found PedWest a godsend as I would just walk to Cascadas. Turns out that maybe my trip was just a few weeks too early as I see that they are removing the migrant camp there now. Regardless, I might use the same Mexpress option in the future because I'm a lazy bastard and you can't beat it for convenience if the hefty price isn't a deal killer. Really good service. I rode down with two guys who had driven from OC and parked at the airport. Our border crossing took about two minutes as a couple of doors on the van were opened briefly, then closed and then were were on our way again. Sweet.

Great trip report, love your writing style. This is why I don't write trip reports cause I'm not a great story teller jaja.

[Oosik]

A visit at the start of this month. Three nights, Monday through Thursday, admittedly not prime time but I can't imagine that weekends have improved even with the pandemic and I really couldn't stand the crowds before it. I chose to do the door to door, airport to Cascadas, HKMexpress offering because I never got familiar with the south of the border business at PedEast and always found it about as organized as a soup sandwich. I found PedWest a godsend as I would just walk to Cascadas. Turns out that maybe my trip was just a few weeks too early as I see that they are removing the migrant camp there now. Regardless, I might use the same Mexpress option in the future because I'm a lazy bastard and you can't beat it for convenience if the hefty price isn't a deal killer. Really good service. I rode down with two guys who had driven from OC and parked at the airport. Our border crossing took about two minutes as a couple of doors on the van were opened briefly, then closed and then were were on our way again. Sweet.

I bought a VIP card and it was instantly paid for when I checked in since the savings on the Master Suite Room for each of the two discounted nights was well over the price of the card. It also covered all my drinks since I drank pineapple juice and had to do some serious drinking to kill off even one of those massive bottles each night.

The first night I found a great table overlooking the main stage area where I could scan for suitable partners on both floors. The waiter asked if I wanted some company. I told him no thanks, that I would browse on my own. Not to be dissuaded, he returned with a largish dark skinned woman with light brown hair and more tattoos than the entire crew of a WWII Liberty Ship had. No, thanks. Still not completely discouraged he then returned with a lighter skinned version, because maybe I was racist or something. No, thanks. By this time I was within striking distance of the bottom of the pineapple juice so, not seeing anything that really interested me, I gulped it down and bolted out the back door before he returned with a barnyard animal.

I circled the block a couple of times, mainly looking for several well reviewed girls, e. G. , Katia and Michelle, but didn't see anyone who matched the descriptions or any good substitute so stopped in Azul for some takeout and returned to the room thinking that I might sally again later. Having been up for thirty hours by then that wasn't going to happen so I dozed off, serenaded by chicas in neighboring rooms who were apparently selected using the important criterion of decibels produced during fake orgasms.

Night Two was basically a repeat, though I went later to see if there was anything more appealing. I did spot one candidate and offered her a drink but she was just going on stage so would be over right afterward. In the next five minutes I got serious buyer's remorse as I realized that she really didn't look much better than the rest but fortunately some guy intercepted her so I was off the hook.

I should mention that it's not that I have snotty, highfalutin taste in women. Okay, maybe a bit, but that is just compensating for my abysmal taste in dining. Seriously, what is wrong with Azul for literally every meal? No, it is just that tastes vary. Humongous hineys don't rock my world as they do those of Sir Mix-A-Lot, Kanye West, and the millions of (literally) wankers who made Kim Kardashian the top porn star there a few years ago. I have a strict policy barring me from sexual activities with someone with a butt bigger then mine. If you've ever seen mine (not recommended) you'd think that this only excluded some pachyderms and most women at southern Walmarts but it really reduces the options at HK, as well.

Such is the price I pay for the thankless task of saving the world. My fear is that in a moment of tragic amorous synchronicity our butts would oscillate together and on the downwards stroke would collapse the bed and maybe a floor or two below it, then come to a sudden stop when concrete was reached, compressing together to create an ass mass so dense that a black hole would be spawned, sucking in the Universe and any adjacent ones. If there is an afterlife I'd have a lot of explaining to do.

It's not that some of the HK butts are not impressively shaped. Yes, there are some saggy, 90 percent cellulite blobs there but the majority are smooth, generally well formed globes, molded into their exquisite form through hard work at the gym or at the silicone plant. If that is your thing you won't be disappointed.

For the final day I had a change of tactics already planned as I recalled the butt issue from previous visits and expected to need a second plan. Plan Two was Polly, from Musas. Many, many thanks to ScottHall and TjBrazil for their posts on the Escorts thread last month on this. The latter rated her oral skills as 10 of 10. This HAD to be investigated so on Day Three I made a booking and headed to La Mansion because, well, because ORAL. I'm an old fart and when I was growing up we had rubbers, not condoms, and we didn't wear them. I firmly believe that Elvis' song "Burning Love" was actually about the feeling he had down there after losing at Clap Roulette. So now pretty much as soon as the wrapper goes on the package goes down unless the young lady is really, really hot and kinky, so I have come to embrace blow jobs. And this is not really a complaint: I think that a good artist can have a lot more in her toolbox with oral. Yes, for the classic burying of the sausage there are Kegel exercises and different speeds and maybe some circular grinding, but unless she has some really remarkable and probably scary equipment down there that is about the extent of that toolbox. If she is hot, of course, there is a whole lot more visual stimulation than in oral unless you have a fetish about the top of women's heads. I don't, but I'm not judging here. With oral things are only limited by how long and supple the tongue is and exactly how far she is willing to roam with it. Besides, it is exceedingly difficult to scream with something in your mouth so that is a plus in my mind. If I wanted yodeling I'd visit the Alps. Also, while the head may be the densest part of the body the odds of her head, my negligible private parts, and my ass doing the black hole thing are pretty slim and even if they did I'd argue that a good blow job is more or less worth ending the Universe.

But back to the event. Polly showed up stylishly late as reports predicted. She is not a stunner but to my eyes not much better or worse than most of the HK girls as there was no need to grease the door frame to get the butt in. Very enthusiastic, she seemed disappointed that this was just a BJ affair. She quickly recovered her purse and produced a battery powered marital aid for me to wield and a good time was had by all. The only issue I had, and it was very small, was that at some points it became aural oral. It was my first true hummer after decades of just using it as slang term. The sound would ebb and flow as her head bobbed, creating what sounded like a very slow version of the waka-waka-waka-waka sound of the Ms. Packman game. Now I know what Ms. Packman really doing. As I said, just a minor issue: it didn't really do anything for me and I actually thought of the Ms. Packman similarity in the middle of the act which was pretty damned distracting.

The next day I took the shuttle to the border, had zero wait time in the Sentri / Global Entry lane, and took the trolley to the airport. I've read horror stories here but I've never had a problem, although admittedly I've only made a few dozen trips on the trolley and like Russian Roulette, AIDS, and marriage it only takes one bad one to screw up your life. I don't know how long this policy has been in effect but MTS seems to be addressing some of the issues: There is a baggage limit that is not much more generous than some airlines' carry on rules, presumably to keep homeless people with all their belongings (specific ban on bags of recycled cans) from riding. Obviously these rules won't do squat about knives, guns, shillelaghs, and so forth.

I used to do the Blue Line to American Plaza, then the 992 bus to the field but now the airport has a stop on the rental car facility shuttle line just to get people to and from the trolley at the Middletown station, about a block and a half away. Kind of odd given that those passengers would presumably be with some luggage but I suspect that MTS may be a little lax in their enforcement of their rules at times, possibly choosing enforcement based on a sniff test.

I think that for my next visit, in early May, I may plan on my trysts being solely through Musas or one of their competitors and book at the Ticuan or maybe some more upscale place. I'll still head to Zona Norte for evening entertainment and might even book a single at Cascadas just in case something catches my eye. It will again be weekdays so the VIP card (which will have expired about a week before my arrival!) would get the price down to a very acceptable rate.