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12-18-21 00:33 #21189
Posts: 1075Attention
Originally Posted by RikyMichaels7 [View Original Post]
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12-17-21 20:21 #21188
Posts: 227Hilarious
Originally Posted by BaxterSlade [View Original Post]
That is funnier than hell but oh so true. I was in Adelitas last weekend and met a girl from Colombia (I know, here we go again with the Colombia theme). She was attractive and very friendly and actually spoke good English. She told me she has a Visa and would like to come and visit me in Long Beach. After driving home from Mexico and La Zona last weekend, I received a text message from her. She tells me, hey, can you give me some money as I have some medical expenses I need to take care of. I asked her what happened and what the expenses were for. She proceeded to tell me, well my parents got into a car accident. She proceeds to send me a picture of a car with the whole front bashed in, like it was involved in a head on collision. I found it funny that the pic of the car was sitting amongst others in what appeared to be a junkyard. There is no way any passenger could have survived the accident. After I received the photo I asked her who the medical expenses are for and she proceeds to tell me for my parents but they are ok. Obviously hearing this I tell her, I think you are lying to me. She next tells me, ok, to be honest, I need 300 dollars to get the car fixed. The car is totaled. LOL. So I tell her, how can you live with yourself lying through your teeth like this? She tells me, no, I am very sincere and honest. I tell her, no you are not. You are a total dishonest person and I suggest you go to confession. She tells me, I'm not Catholic (LOL). I tell her, well, I'm not stupid so go and sin no more and don't ever contact me again.
It just amazes me how these putas can come up with these extortion scenarios. LOL. Pretty creative using the junkyard photo.
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12-17-21 17:04 #21187
Posts: 1068Originally Posted by RikyMichaels7 [View Original Post]
An HK girl walks into Hallmark a few days before Valentine's Day and says to the clerk, "Do you have card that says when I met you I was just an innocent girl and you taught me about love, you alone fulfill me and make me feel like the luckiest girl alive, I want to spend the rest of my life with you."
The clerk replies, "Yes, we have a card that says exactly that."
HK girl says, "Great, give me eight please."
To funny.
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12-17-21 14:19 #21186
Posts: 5648Originally Posted by Penetrador [View Original Post]
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12-17-21 14:12 #21185
Posts: 5648Originally Posted by RikyMichaels7 [View Original Post]
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12-17-21 12:53 #21184
Posts: 263Desi
Originally Posted by DramaFree11 [View Original Post]
Indian food is terrible.
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12-17-21 03:48 #21183
Posts: 157Originally Posted by CocrBrotheler [View Original Post]
Next time you're down there, take an afternoon and talk to an immigration and tax attorney there, if you're ever curious about staying there semi-permanently.
Pre-COVID, I was planning on retiring to Mexico or South America, and the time I spent talking to a Tax Attorney in Guadalajara was some of the best money I've spent. I completely intend to talk to both an Immigration and Tax attorney next time I'm in Bogota, because Colombia is very high on my semi / retirement list.
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12-17-21 03:38 #21182
Posts: 227Tis the Season to Extort Money
I have dated several girls from La Zona Norte. I would say approximately 95% of them are nothing but parasite cockroaches, out for one thing. To extort every dime out of me that they can possibly get their hands on. And yes, I have stupidly fallen for a few of them and gotten shafted out of paying their rent, etc. The common theme I have found is that most of them work several gringos at a time to put on the charm, befriend them and then engage in the extortion process. Most of them have no shame whatsoever and will lie, and lie and lie. I find it hilarious that 3 or 4 of them, who had me blocked for most of this year are all of a sudden unblocking me and acting very friendly. Bottom line is that it is the holiday season and they need money for gifts for their kids and their local boyfriends. Hilarious.
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12-17-21 02:48 #21181
Posts: 684Originally Posted by CaptainSolo [View Original Post]
I have been to Colombia so many times across 6 different cities and have seen the good areas too but yes is a poor latin country.
A HUGE negative is if go on a pensionado visa in Colombia you get taxed nearly 40% on GLOBAL income!! I just learned that this week. Phuck that ain't paying them 40% on any of my take. Is why some people travel like nomads which I don't care to do. MEX looking better in that aspect. Colombia just fine if have the resources but after thinking through GLOBAL income tax bullshit this week I proly not going there long term.
Lleras and Gustos very clip jointed. New Life use to be better. My last trip 2 years ago went to some more off the beaten path MPs and found some nice tight bodied finds but had to use my Spanish!
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12-17-21 01:34 #21180
Posts: 749Originally Posted by LuvMexicanas [View Original Post]
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12-17-21 01:31 #21179
Posts: 749Originally Posted by Penetrador [View Original Post]
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12-17-21 01:24 #21178
Posts: 2344Originally Posted by CaptainSolo [View Original Post]
But the last two times we ran into each other, he encouraged me to look again at his website. Asserting he had lots of thin girls added to his line-up.
These recent run-in times were more than a year ago.
I did look at his MexicoLindoBar website, and, was shocked at how many women were in his agency, way more than 50.
I thought most of them were too heavy for my tastes, but I did see numerous flaca choices he had to offer.
A big portion of his ladies back then were on his 8-hour TLN program for $300, which seemed to be the best priced escort deal I ever heard of.
But I don't hear or read much about escorts, since I am more of a street girl and walker aficionado.
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12-17-21 00:41 #21177
Posts: 2793Originally Posted by Penetrador [View Original Post]
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12-17-21 00:32 #21176
Posts: 1931Originally Posted by TheCane [View Original Post]
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12-16-21 23:13 #21175
Posts: 6519Looking for my wingmen tel #
Went to Colombia beginning of Dec.
The first night in Cartagena, I picked up a fairly young Venezuelan hooker near Space Club in the Walled City. She stole my phone with all my contact info in it. She will pay heavy fines throughout her miserable thieving life.
The first night in Medellin, I picked up a pretty girl at Parque Lleras. She had an extremely offensive dead fish pussy which completely ruined the session. She then very quickly tried to steal things from my luggage. Lucky they did not stela my wallet or my passport, which I would be in even deeper shit! These girls are cold, cunning and hardened professional thieves. The bros are urged to exercise extreme caution. In contrary, I have never had anything stolen from me in Tijuana for 30+ years every weekend, sometimes twice a week. So the probability that Colombian putas will steal from you and harm you greatly, compared to Tijuana girls, is like 100 million to 1. It scares the shit out of me to have that kind of security risks on the road. A few guys in this thread are hot shot statisticians. Check out the math.
I got my old tel # back but cannot restore my contact list. The bros should back up their phones with the Android app regularly. The guys who go to Tijuana with me are very close friends and lots of fun to be with. We also look out for and support each other. Please send me your tel # so we can maintain contacts.