General Reports

[ShadowJ]

I'm planning a trip for 8/10-14. I typically drive from the airport to the border, park, walk across, and stay at the Hyatt or Ticuan. In between hookers, I usually cross back (with my Global Entry card), and hit some of the San Diego restaurants. With people stopping you on the Mexican side to ask why you are crossing, are daily crossings even an option? Will I just need to cross once and hunker down in Tijuana for the whole 4 days?

[Dogers69]

That sucks that he got the covid. Having bars clubs closed has been depressing. I used to be out 3 to 4 nights a week between HK, revolution, San Diego bars, concerts. The cases are fairly low in NY maybe San Diego and Tijuana can get to that level by November. Seems like things went bad in Calif 4 months after NY.

[Captain Solo]

Fossil.

Like most other locations, escorts are mostly old, ugly women who cannot sell sex in bars or on streets, so they go through escorts services to bait and switch. I would never waste my time to wait for those women.

HK is not as much fun and sexy as before CoVid, but fun can be had. At least you can meet the girls, feel them out before deciding to go to bed. A SoCal bro just reported popping 4 HK girls and came down with CoVid infection last week. It's easy to get infection in those cramped, airtight rooms with lots of people partying.

It's about time Americans stop being hypocrites and allow women to have control of their own bodies and dignity and sell sex if they wish. Old jealous wives just have to act nice and be more attractive to keep their hubbies home. With all these controls and manipulations by feminists, Milennials are afraid of getting into serious relationships, very few are living together or getting married.

Bars, clubs, casinos, hotels, working girls unions would have incentives to introduce legislation at state and county levels to decriminalize prostitution. They can target legislators and give them free "samples" to change the laws.

I asked the Ticuan lobby if I could have two girls up and they said yes, told this to Musas and Queens and only Queens said they would send two girls for $170, I made sure it included the lesbian stuff many times. Andrea showed up first, she was like a 4/10 not as good at the photos and the second girl was some ugly, horse voiced, fat brown highlights girl 1/10. Andrea showed up 20 m before and by the time they both showered it was 30 m in. I was begrudgingly ready to start but since it took so much whatsapping to get this, I would do it. I didn't get if they were joking or not but they said I had 30 m left, I jokingly said I didn't ask you here to have conversation and shower. They then asked my for $210, I was like hell no, maybe if they were decent, and 30 m? I showed my messages and told them to leave, gave them $10 each, its the agencies fault for not telling them, its my fault for not asking for more pictures. I am actually glad it didn't happened because they were ugly. I'm done with threesomes. Too hard to organize with an agency and chicas can look bad, at HK they are way too expensive for 1 HR. Why'all got any tips on how to have a lesbian threesome the easy way?

[LuvMexicanas]

Restaurants in Tijuana opened a few days ago, so I'm thinking bars should be opening some time soon. That's just my educated guess, or wishful thinking.

Some restaurants were already open a few weeks ago, as I dined in at La Perla three weeks ago with a chica following our session. I like their ceviche de camaron especially with an ice cold Indio and Don Julio 70. I plan on hitting it up again tomorrow or Thursday.

[StRobert]

Context: My first time to Tijuana was March, went with a friend, we both speak very good Spanish.

WED:

Got to the border around 2 pm. Was nervous going through Mexican immigration, despite what I read here. There was no one in the line for foreigners, I said I was coming for a dental appointment and it was true, but the woman questioned why I needed 3 days. I was taken to the backroom and told I needed a $30 visa and paid, my buddy who was next in line gave the same excuse and was told the same, an immigration officer was like "otro del LOS de lo dentist" hahahaha!

Checked in to Ticuan, love this hotel, excellent free breakfast, comes with fresh squeezed orange juice, what was the last time you had that? Followed up with Musas and Queens for a lesbian threesome for that night, I had started the process three days prior, with lots of texting both agencies. What a pain. Last minute Musas said even though my room is a double, the hotel would not allow two girls in. Queens was too slow to respond. Postponed it for the next day, lesbian threesomes are hard to produce because it takes two specific girls, and even one escort is very flakey. What a pain.

We got to Chicago at 10 pm, its kinda empty, lots of smaller rooms and loud, we drink one beer and leave, no good talent. We go to Tropical and walk right out, sucked. We go to Adelitas it's like 3 large rooms and two hallways. Too packed, girls are looking decent. We drink for a while. I take a cute, smaller framed, fake blonde, fake boobed girl called Yoely. $70+$15, very worth it, she did everything I wanted, I got her number. When to HK around 1 am, the talent was worst then Adelitas, I was having a good time and getting super drunk by now, couldn't smash was tired from my long trip from Kentucky, went to hotel at around 3 am.

THURS:

Had ceviche at Todos Santos, it was the best Mexican ceviche I've ever had. It was in Zona Este, this area looks popping lots of new construction, I was told there are lots of MILFs by the taxi driver LOL. Guess what. There were! Later I went to the dentist, waited for 30 m and was told dentist was late and on her way. I hate Mexico.

Later, I wanted to try out my first SW, went alone, walked around all of ZN twice, guess what, none wanted to do a threesome. I got quotes of 380-500 pesos for FS, CBJ, nude by various girls. I would say in 3 nights I saw 5 girls I liked, you really get what you pay for, the price and looks. Finally I took a girl called Crystal by where the mariachis chill, 480 with room, she was decent looking, her dress hid her small belly not too big but I didn't like it. I made her give a long CBJ till she was exhausted and after 20 m of pounding I was too tired figured she had taken enough and left, LOL. I asked the Ticuan lobby if I could have two girls up and they said yes, told this to Musas and Queens and only Queens said they would send two girls for $170, I made sure it included the lesbian stuff many times. Andrea showed up first, she was like a 4/10 not as good at the photos and the second girl was some ugly, horse voiced, fat brown highlights girl 1/10. Andrea showed up 20 m before and by the time they both showered it was 30 m in. I was begrudgingly ready to start but since it took so much whatsapping to get this, I would do it. I didn't get if they were joking or not but they said I had 30 m left, I jokingly said I didn't ask you here to have conversation and shower. They then asked my for $210, I was like hell no, maybe if they were decent, and 30 m? I showed my messages and told them to leave, gave them $10 each, its the agencies fault for not telling them, its my fault for not asking for more pictures. I am actually glad it didn't happened because they were ugly. I'm done with threesomes. Too hard to organize with an agency and chicas can look bad, at HK they are way too expensive for 1 HR. Y'all got any tips on how to have a lesbian threesome the easy way?

We went to HK around 11 pm, wow this place is packed with hot girls! Took Nayli and some other girl. $100+$18, each. Both were very hot and did everything I wanted, 30 m with CBJ and FS, both took a strong beat down and didn't complain, I was so sweaty I had to shower after every session! Got really drunk. What was sad it there is no girls stripping really, the lesbian Jacuzzi show was even sad at it had two unattractive girls and no watchers. My friend and I both really liked this young fake blonde with a very nice curves and small midsection, big eyes, she spoke excellent English. Sadly when I saw her next I grabbed her for my friend and he took her arriba or should I say abajo and had a blast with her. But I never got to session with her, we never saw her again. He was also with Veronica who is blonde now, she got even hotter, she works the floor so well and is happy, dances well, and my friend said she was very wild I nominate her for employee of the year.

Friday:

Captain Solo is the Mother Theresa of Tijuana with all the good intel. He recommended Churrascaria do Brazil and we went for dinner, wow it was so like $20, that's like 70% off and sooo good. We got to hold the conference here someday, I love Mexico!

10 PM we arrive to HK, packed with hot girls, we got shitty hallway seats. I tipped waiter to get us better ones in a room. Made friends with some nice black guys from SD who shared their two bottles, got super drunk too fast. Ya'll who live in SD I really envy you, like really. I tipped a waiter to turn the music down and they did, tipped a waiter to bring girls to the stripper pole to dance, they did it was awesome. I don't like how some girls won't strip even when you get them a drink, most are dressed like club sluts in sexy dresses which would be cool but they are hard to take off. I had two girls that night, same price as before. They were very nice girls both had nice bodies small waist and nice ass, natural racks, tan with long straight black hair, I have a type LOL. One was called Manhattan. I don't like girls with fake asses even fake tits can be meh.

NOTES:

Tijuana is no longer a party city, most bars close at 10 PM, HK does not have that jaw dropping factor it had went I first went to it earlier this year. If you are super thirsty go, there are hot girls at HK on a weekend. If you want to catch Corona GO, these clubs are the BEST places possible, small, packed, no widows anywhere, if anyone talks loud it infects everyone. I don't care about getting it so I went. Since I'm so far away I won't be back till maybe next year, I def won't comeback if clubs aren't fully open.

RANT: We got a lot going on in America right now but can a leader please rise up to make sex work legal in America everywhere? I'll be glad to make a hefty donation to the cause and March downtown locked arms with my fellow mongers and hoes for that. Joe or Don I don't care about how different why'all but if why'all out there listening whoever gets this done has my vote! These are issues that really matter to me!

In the US, every state has the right to legalize prostitution. This is not a federal decision. If you live in Kentucky, you can start legalization actions, maybe not in the whole state of Kentucky, but even one county in Kentucky is enough where prostitution is legal. Right now, prostitution is only legal in a few counties in Nevada but it's very expensive and brothels are in the middle of nowhere in hot desert. If you google the history of prostitution in the US, it's interesting and fascinating. Well, prostitution in the USA was legal until around 1914. "Barbary Coast" district in San Francisco, "Storyville" district in New Orleans, Alaska, Texas, New York City, almost all western states, etc. Had legal prostitution.

[MongerHunger]

What do you guys think is the best generic sildenafil brand with the best results?

Figural.

Edegra.

Maxifort Zimax.

[Ctytek]

Restaurants in Tijuana opened a few days ago, so I'm thinking bars should be opening some time soon. That's just my educated guess, or wishful thinking.

Ehhhhh. Restaurants in Tijuana had been opened for at least 1.5 months, not a few days ago. No one knows when the bars will be allowed to re-open, could be next week, could be months from now.

[Jinxx]

Restaurants in Tijuana opened a few days ago, so I'm thinking bars should be opening some time soon. That's just my educated guess, or wishful thinking.

[Dogers69]

Hit the Zona Saturday night around 9 pm. First stop was AB. They were enforcing a mask requirement at the door. If you didn't have a mask, you had to buy one for $1 usd at the door. It was nothing but a scam because once inside they were not enforcing mask-wearing. Anyhow, the hallways were full of chicas. They had about 10 rooms open for lounging but like I said before, didn't feel comfortable barging in on mongers / putas who occupied the rooms. The scene was active, maybe 70 putas. Didn't see anything above a 7 so left after one beer.

Next stop was CC. Chica count was slightly less than AB. There were no chicas above a 7. I saw the blue-haired chica that's been recently written about. Braces, long blue fingernails, braces, moderately tatted and almost zero tits. She's skinny and has a pretty decent body but she looks better from a distance. If you look at her face in good light and close proximity she get's kinda less attractive. I guess you could say the same about 90% of the chicas though. But 90% of the chicas don't look good from a distance either. Anyhow, had one quick beer and hopped over to Rizo.

The chica count at Rizo was considerably lower than AB and CC. Quality was OK. There really wasn't much to report.

Cascadas was packed with putas and mongers. There were no open tables or seats. They opened up rooms on the other side of the hallway. The other side must be representative of Chavelas, because all they were playing was banda music. I didn't recognize hardly anyone..

Out of curiosity what is your age range? I only ask because you don't find many woman at these places attractive. I would of said the same at 30. By 40 half I wouldn't of dated for free. Almost 10 years later I find them all attractive. Well 99%. At least in the clubs. Really the only turn off is heaviness but that can be overcome if she's halfway pretty and good performance wise. But sometimes I do think about the NYC strip club days 25 years ago. It was all 9, 10 eastern European woman. But I would not have been to pleased with the Tijuana woman at 25.

[Captain Solo]

At the School Girl corner on Constitucion, there are usually 8 to 10 girls hanging out in front of hotel Rapido and Michoacan, about half are young, attractive spinners, one named Kimberly. I forgot the other names.

My wingman did a threesome with those girls in hotel Michoacan Sat afternoon.

The dozen or so girls hanging out in front of bar Gloria and hotel Garcia across Contitucion also do threesome. One is Yvonne, the tiny spinner with frizzy hair, looking half Asian. The other is Melissa, tall, long legs, looking like Jennifer Connolly. Ask them.

[ClamSlammer]

Hit the Zona Saturday night around 9 pm. First stop was AB. They were enforcing a mask requirement at the door. If you didn't have a mask, you had to buy one for $1 usd at the door. It was nothing but a scam because once inside they were not enforcing mask-wearing. Anyhow, the hallways were full of chicas. They had about 10 rooms open for lounging but like I said before, didn't feel comfortable barging in on mongers / putas who occupied the rooms. The scene was active, maybe 70 putas. Didn't see anything above a 7 so left after one beer.

Next stop was CC. Chica count was slightly less than AB. There were no chicas above a 7. I saw the blue-haired chica that's been recently written about. Braces, long blue fingernails, braces, moderately tatted and almost zero tits. She's skinny and has a pretty decent body but she looks better from a distance. If you look at her face in good light and close proximity she get's kinda less attractive. I guess you could say the same about 90% of the chicas though. But 90% of the chicas don't look good from a distance either. Anyhow, had one quick beer and hopped over to Rizo.

The chica count at Rizo was considerably lower than AB and CC. Quality was OK. There really wasn't much to report.

Cascadas was packed with putas and mongers. There were no open tables or seats. They opened up rooms on the other side of the hallway. The other side must be representative of Chavelas, because all they were playing was banda music. I didn't recognize hardly anyone. There was the retarded, short-haired puta with the huge butterfly tatt just above her fake tits. Saw a super ugly short-haired blonde that I recognized from HK. On Sunday I briefly saw Isla de Monterrey. HK just started the $1 usd facemask racket on Sunday as well, along with a douchebag asking for tips for allowing you to leave the premises. Yes, Cascadas now asks for a tip for allowing you to leave. When I left I just grabbed my phone and pretended to be concentrating on it so I could just ignore the tip guy as I walked out. Will have more to report on Monday.

[LivingFossil]

Context: My first time to Tijuana was March, went with a friend, we both speak very good Spanish.

WED:

Got to the border around 2 pm. Was nervous going through Mexican immigration, despite what I read here. There was no one in the line for foreigners, I said I was coming for a dental appointment and it was true, but the woman questioned why I needed 3 days. I was taken to the backroom and told I needed a $30 visa and paid, my buddy who was next in line gave the same excuse and was told the same, an immigration officer was like "otro del LOS de lo dentist" hahahaha!

Checked in to Ticuan, love this hotel, excellent free breakfast, comes with fresh squeezed orange juice, what was the last time you had that? Followed up with Musas and Queens for a lesbian threesome for that night, I had started the process three days prior, with lots of texting both agencies. What a pain. Last minute Musas said even though my room is a double, the hotel would not allow two girls in. Queens was too slow to respond. Postponed it for the next day, lesbian threesomes are hard to produce because it takes two specific girls, and even one escort is very flakey. What a pain.

We got to Chicago at 10 pm, its kinda empty, lots of smaller rooms and loud, we drink one beer and leave, no good talent. We go to Tropical and walk right out, sucked. We go to Adelitas it's like 3 large rooms and two hallways. Too packed, girls are looking decent. We drink for a while. I take a cute, smaller framed, fake blonde, fake boobed girl called Yoely. $70+$15, very worth it, she did everything I wanted, I got her number. When to HK around 1 am, the talent was worst then Adelitas, I was having a good time and getting super drunk by now, couldn't smash was tired from my long trip from Kentucky, went to hotel at around 3 am.

THURS:

Had ceviche at Todos Santos, it was the best Mexican ceviche I've ever had. It was in Zona Este, this area looks popping lots of new construction, I was told there are lots of MILFs by the taxi driver LOL. Guess what. There were! Later I went to the dentist, waited for 30 m and was told dentist was late and on her way. I hate Mexico.

Later, I wanted to try out my first SW, went alone, walked around all of ZN twice, guess what, none wanted to do a threesome. I got quotes of 380-500 pesos for FS, CBJ, nude by various girls. I would say in 3 nights I saw 5 girls I liked, you really get what you pay for, ¼ the price and looks. Finally I took a girl called Crystal by where the mariachis chill, 480 with room, she was decent looking, her dress hid her small belly not too big but I didn't like it. I made her give a long CBJ till she was exhausted and after 20 m of pounding I was too tired figured she had taken enough and left, LOL. I asked the Ticuan lobby if I could have two girls up and they said yes, told this to Musas and Queens and only Queens said they would send two girls for $170, I made sure it included the lesbian stuff many times. Andrea showed up first, she was like a 4/10 not as good at the photos and the second girl was some ugly, horse voiced, fat brown highlights girl 1/10. Andrea showed up 20 m before and by the time they both showered it was 30 m in. I was begrudgingly ready to start but since it took so much whatsapping to get this, I would do it. I didn't get if they were joking or not but they said I had 30 m left, I jokingly said I didn't ask you here to have conversation and shower. They then asked my for $210, I was like hell no, maybe if they were decent, and 30 m? I showed my messages and told them to leave, gave them $10 each, its the agencies fault for not telling them, its my fault for not asking for more pictures. I am actually glad it didn't happened because they were ugly. I'm done with threesomes. Too hard to organize with an agency and chicas can look bad, at HK they are way too expensive for 1 HR. Y'all got any tips on how to have a lesbian threesome the easy way?

We went to HK around 11 pm, wow this place is packed with hot girls! Took Nayli and some other girl. $100+$18, each. Both were very hot and did everything I wanted, 30 m with CBJ and FS, both took a strong beat down and didn't complain, I was so sweaty I had to shower after every session! Got really drunk. What was sad it there is no girls stripping really, the lesbian Jacuzzi show was even sad at it had two unattractive girls and no watchers. My friend and I both really liked this young fake blonde with a very nice curves and small midsection, big eyes, she spoke excellent English. Sadly when I saw her next I grabbed her for my friend and he took her arriba or should I say abajo and had a blast with her. But I never got to session with her, we never saw her again. He was also with Veronica who is blonde now, she got even hotter, she works the floor so well and is happy, dances well, and my friend said she was very wild I nominate her for employee of the year.

Friday:

Captain Solo is the Mother Theresa of Tijuana with all the good intel. He recommended Churrascaria do Brazil and we went for dinner, wow it was so like $20, that's like 70% off and sooo good. We got to hold the conference here someday, I love Mexico!

10 PM we arrive to HK, packed with hot girls, we got shitty hallway seats. I tipped waiter to get us better ones in a room. Made friends with some nice black guys from SD who shared their two bottles, got super drunk too fast. Ya'll who live in SD I really envy you, like really. I tipped a waiter to turn the music down and they did, tipped a waiter to bring girls to the stripper pole to dance, they did it was awesome. I don't like how some girls won't strip even when you get them a drink, most are dressed like club sluts in sexy dresses which would be cool but they are hard to take off. I had two girls that night, same price as before. They were very nice girls both had nice bodies small waist and nice ass, natural racks, tan with long straight black hair, I have a type LOL. One was called Manhattan. I don't like girls with fake asses even fake tits can be meh.

NOTES:

Tijuana is no longer a party city, most bars close at 10 PM, HK does not have that jaw dropping factor it had went I first went to it earlier this year. If you are super thirsty go, there are hot girls at HK on a weekend. If you want to catch Corona GO, these clubs are the BEST places possible, small, packed, no widows anywhere, if anyone talks loud it infects everyone. I don't care about getting it so I went. Since I'm so far away I won't be back till maybe next year, I def won't comeback if clubs aren't fully open.

RANT: We got a lot going on in America right now but can a leader please rise up to make sex work legal in America everywhere? I'll be glad to make a hefty donation to the cause and March downtown locked arms with my fellow mongers and hoes for that. Joe or Don I don't care about how different why'all but if why'all out there listening whoever gets this done has my vote! These are issues that really matter to me!

[YyzTravel]

I got this little Spanish phrase book related to sex / love etc. Lot of fun related sayings in Spanish.

Spanish Phrase of the Day.

Correte fuera. Don't come in my mouth.

G.

Where did you get this book?

[Travelling Guy]

The bars are closed although a couple like Tropical have turned a couple of hotel rooms as pseudo bars. Not sure how much I want to deal a place like that if health or municipal officials come to check for a visit.

Alley is open and girls are open for business, great deals possible. Check my detailed report in street-girls section. A lot of restaurants are carry out only now. Still a lot of fun can be had in Tijuana!

[Goyo61]

I hear ya. I was 230 at one point and very insecure about it and still am to a point. Actually amazed at how nonjudgmental 90% of the girls are even when I was 230. Seems the only color they care about is "Green" .

While it's great fucking them I found just taking them in the private rooms for $21 and agreeing before that they will get nude (some ask for additional tip). So no matter what weight I am I do feel a bit more comfortable with clothes on but I can still grope the hell out of them when they are butt-ass naked. The fuck is great. No question but there is a ton of other fun stuff down there with out doing the "deed" .

Yea. If I loose a few more I wouldn't mind growing a another inch elsewhere.

Recently an escort gave me such a look that I decided not to session with her. I wondered whether it was my size or my age.