General Reports

[Gregyyr]

Just got back from Guadalajara and Puerto Vallarta and while this is a Tijuana forum I want to mention the prices.

Street hooker near downtown Guadalajara was $70 fully nude for 45 minutes with a couple positions. There is a little Zone of Tolerance street near downtown where the girls hang out. The peradita's body was gorgeous but she would not let me take any pictures even when I offered to pay her a huge tip extra. Puerto Vallarta massage parlors quoted Crazy prices. $110 for full service from a girl that was maybe a 6. Even a hand job with her nude was expensive. I just said I will pass knowing I can be in Tijuana in a few days.

Guadalajara felts pretty safe in the daytime but Puerto Vallarta felt Very safe due to the huge amount of gringo tourists in that city.

G.

[Hunter Biden]

I was really thinking about how wonderful Tijuana is. I live my shitty suburban existence, with a soul-less sex life. Right over the border, I have the chance to experience heaven. I know, it's all an illusion. But it's a amazing six hour rush, which keeps me going for a few weeks at least.

At my age, nothing about the sex act is guaranteed. I am not sure if I can get hard, or stay hard, or come.

Not the beginning, the process, or the end. I have to work very hard to make it happen.

And so it is that I found myself back in Tijuana. This time I prepped myself to have a better experience. I wrote down the names of all the providers who were mentioned. I drew a map of the area, with the streets and names of the motels. So I went in with a bit of foreknowledge, or so I thought.

I arrived on Friday and looked for the providers on my list. As always, I was very high.

I walked to the hotels and asked the girls standing outside if X was there. I got a variety of answers-some girls knew the providers, others said to go upstairs. The most comical was a discussion between two girls on whether they knew a particular girl or not- and they kept.

Recounting outfit X vs outfit why, sort of a slow-mo rewind.

As part of this I learnt that you can get a good feel of the hotel for free just by walking upstairs and looking around.

Of the dozen providers that I asked for, I only found one, Kimura. She looked OK and I thought I'd come back later.

I started out by walking around, and saw a bit, but not much. I had a taco and made my way into HK.

HK was nice as always. I sat down, ordered a drink, and waved a girl over. With the learnings from this board, I wasted no time in started to feel her up. I forget what she looked like. She wanted a ficha drink and she got it-but I pawed her well and good until I got hard.

She asked if I wanted to go upstairs for the low low price of $100. I mumbled some excuse and left.

I went into the bright sunlight into the main road, and looped around to the alley. I asked around one more time for the providers, but didn't find anyone. On the south side of the alley, I came across this petite stunner. She said her name was 'Chel' with the Ch pronounced as in 'China'. She is from Veracruz. I was so stunned at how attractive she was that I just stared at her after saying 'Hola'. She had long thick curly hair, a tiny waist, and excellent facial symmetry. She rattled off the standard pricing but it went.

Over my head, I just said 'Uhhhh'. I followed her upstairs, the room was 100 pesos I think.

We went into a fairly clean room and I immediately removed all my clothes, as I watched her remove hers. She took off her leopard print top to reveal a pair of luscious little boobs. As I handed over the money I realized the standard pricing in the zona now was 300 P for one position, another 100 for taking clothes off, another 100 for second position. Basic deal everyone makes is 500 pesos for two positions with clothes off. Oh and condoms required even for BJ's.

The room had a bed with mirrors in the headstand. I asked her to start by blowing me. She did good even with the rubber. I just laid back and thought of how amazing it was that I could get a woman like that to have sex with me in that manner for the price of a drink and a snack at any shitty bar in the USA.

After she did her bit (and I also moved her around a bit) I asked for her to get into doggy. Her pussy was so tight, I felt like I was entering Aladdin's cave of earthly delights. Between the decent lighting, the mirror, her amazing caramel-honey color skin, her perfectly shaped ass, I was in heaven.

And now all hell broke loose. I kept pounding but I realized that I was having trouble keeping it hard. I redoubled my efforts, got into more awkward positions, and kept pounding away. I finally contorted myself into somehow making it so I was jackhammering her from behind- and I finally was able to come. It was glorious.

In the post-pillow talk I figured out that her name is actually Michelle, not 'Chel'. She is from Veracruz, has family there, and a bunch of stuff I can't remember. Also, she gets her clothes from Shein.

I took a break and went for lunch, to pop a Viagra, and was back in the Zona. It was later in the day and the different was stark. HK was packed. There were several bachelor-party type of groups that had taken over the main tables. There was almost no room to move. I tried to find a table but mistakenly sat *in the smoking section, and I got up right away. I walked around the main dance area again and had to squeeze past two girls to get by. I said Hi to one, but she was a bit aloof. Undeterred, I turned to the next one, and took a deep breath. She was tall (for me anyway), blonde, very well dressed, and had perfect boobs. I said hola and she responded in Spanish by asking me my name. Her name was Andi and she said she was from Guadalajara. I told her that her name was the same as a famous American actress-Andie MacDowell, and she had no idea who that was. But she liked hearing it. We hit it off (or so I thought) and she found a small place for us to sit. I started pawing at her and the ficha drink came over. What happened next blew my mind.

We were having a great conversation in Spanglish- she spoke some Eng, I spoke some espanyol. She started to-and I kid you not-full on French kissing me. Like, tongue, saliva, passion, everything. I have not been kissed like that in over 20 years. And she kept kissing me between conversation.

I got even bolder and tried to stick my fingers in her pussy. But she maneuvered to make that difficult-but she was fine with me doing everything else.

Now I wanted to go with her, money be damned. There was just one problem- I had between sixty and eighty dollars on me, after paying for my drink and the ficha. My original plan was to go outside get a SW and then head home. So I told her I would come back with more money (plus I didn't trust the ATM, so I said I have more money in the car). She said 'its ok, we'll make it work' and off we went.

We did the walk of shame where we walked outside, she put on the overcoat for the 10 foot walk into the hotel. I paid $20 I think for the room, I forget now and we got the typical room. She asked me for the money and I showed her my wallet to prove I wasn't lying-and damn if she didn't take every single dollar out of it, around $60.

She took her clothes off and I got to play with her magnificent boobs. All this time I was trying to kiss her more and more, and she obliged me. She started off by sucking me, and it felt good. Then we switched to mish- I wasn't giving up a chance to work on those boobs. Between kissing her, sucking on or pawing her boobs, it felt good to pound her.

I suddenly felt that she was holding my dick and not letting it in her, so I asked her, hey are you holding my dick? Is it going in? She denied it and flipped my dick in and out of her-that's how flexible her pussy was.

I really struggled to finish, and I had visions of failure, of not making it to the finish line. The last two or three minutes were scary- I was panting like a gorilla. It was a relief and sheer happiness to come. She looked a bit disturbed, said I looked like I was going to pass out.

She then hopped up on the sink to wash out her vag. I asked for her phone number and she said it was only for her relatives- I mean, damn, she.

Turned cold quick.

On the way out, the mesero bugged me for a tip-but I said she took all my money. I didn't want to tip them anyway-they were all hanging.

Out in front of the room and their chit-chat was harshing my vibe. But now I had an out.

The streets were now packed-the sidewalks were overflowing with folks. I was glad to be on my way.

One thing I want to alert everyone to: there are multiple light poles that have sophisticated cameras at the top. Meaning, there is a lot of CCTV in the zona. I recommend that everyone wear a hoodie and a facemask and sunglasses to protect their privacy.

[Hunter Biden]

I went midweek, arriving around 10 AM.

I like to have sex and drink when high, so I smoked up before I crossed the border.

By the time I got to the Zona I was flying. I had the munchies and I started.

Off with 2 tacos from the guy at the corner near HK. Great as usual. I wanted to.

Eat at the adjacent seafood stall, but it was full of guys who seemed to be the slowest eaters ever.

I gave up and went into each club. I hadn't been in Tijuana for over five years and I was starved.

Adelitas and Chicago were dead. Adelitas had exactly one girl dancing. So HK it was.

I sat down and got a beer-and surveyed the scene. I pointed out a girl and the mesero brought her over.

I forgot her name but she was a white Latina. After the intros and the ficha she declared.

She had just arrived from somewhere, and showed me her Volaris ticket on her phone. She was.

Very cute and would not budge from $100. I had an awesome time playing with her boobs.

Due to the guidance from you all, I was not shy about touching her as much as I could.

Mr. Little was excited and after she took off in a huff, I walked outside to the blinding sunlight.

I walked down a bit through the alley and came across a tall, skinny girl with a nice body with a butterface.

It was the last hotel on the northern side of the alley towards Constitucion.

Did I mention I was high AF? $33 for her for all positions and we went in.

Her body was nice and tight and I stared at it for some time before I started. We did all positions.

And she was game for switching around etc. She must have seen the look of hunger on my face.

The room had a mirror but I couldn't move it to get a better view. She was really good, but I.

Was able to take my sweet time and eventually I punched my ticket.

I wandered back out and made my way to Caesar's. I had their amazing Lemon Drop Martini and the namesake salad.

On the way there I got a Viagra, I forgot if it was the 50 or the 100.

I walked back to the Zona after lunch. I went back into HK and saw an absolutely stunning girl and told the mesero.

To bring her over. He brought over someone else-and I just thought that she looked different from an angle.

She didn't look that bad and I figured what the hell. I paid for a ficha and pawed at her until Mr. Little got ready.

She kept trying to sell me on Arriba, but instead I went out to find someone to finish the job. I checked out.

A couple of streetwalkers but I must have entered some freak time warp where the only women available were.

The old ones or the large ones. I saw one south of the alley on Ninos, which is pretty rare. She looked OK but.

She really didn't cotton to me- she rattled off the price list and gave me a dirty look.

I wandered off and went back to find the same SW that I had taken upstairs before. I figured she was good.

The first time, she could be good now. I told her in bed that she had a very hot body, and she said, yes, I'm 19.

This time it wasn't so great. After repeated pounding I couldn't come-and I offered her an extra $10 for 5 minutes.

She wanted the whole $33 again. I didn't agree, and the session ended.

I ran out of time and had to leave the Zona.

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[Hargow20]

Personally I have never had my passport stamped in all my years of visiting Tijuana.

Just take the time to get a passport card. Easy and on line and it can't be stamped. Prior to my get out of Paradise rapido Global Entry card, for decades I crossed with a passport. I've got stamps from 23 countries but not one is Mexico. They stamp your paper visa going in, not your passport. Think about it. A poorly paid border agent would have to flip through your book as there is some order to what page they can stamp on, then stamp it. Too much effort for such low pay. On another note way back in BC times (before COVID) and pre GE card, 30% of the time they would just ask you what you're doing, say lunch at world famous Caesars and they nod you in. It was a drag at ped west when a dozen gringos are trying to fill out the form. I had better luck then as I would walk straight up to the agent and say I'm just going to lunch and would get the nod. I could not pre print the visa as my printer at home has a memory. Plausible deniability my friends. Had a friend busted that way. Wife-where have you been? Husband-the casino. Wife then why this in my printer memory. Fastest thinker on the planet husband. The casino in Tijuana. Genius.

[Cocr Brotheler]

Okay well that's interesting. In all the years I've been walking through the Foreigners' line I've never not had to go to the desk to get my FMM processed (though I only go to Tijuana like 2-3 times a year).

I'm also obviously not Mexican (African-American) but I do use the Nationals' line for re-entry with a stamped FMM for times when I'm back and forth between Tijuana and San Diego and need to re-enter. Have never had a problem getting waved through in that scenario.

I used it last 2 days no issues at all, just like I am MEX citizen.

And if anyone scared of getting caught printing on home printer just got to FEDEX / Kinkos where can pay small amount to use on of their computers then print out there!

[BrotherMouzone]

Just take the time to get a passport card. Easy and on line and it can't be stamped. Prior to my get out of Paradise rapido Global Entry card, for decades I crossed with a passport. I've got stamps from 23 countries but not one is Mexico. They stamp your paper visa going in, not your passport. Think about it. A poorly paid border agent would have to flip through your book as there is some order to what page they can stamp on, then stamp it. Too much effort for such low pay. On another note way back in BC times (before COVID) and pre GE card, 30% of the time they would just ask you what you're doing, say lunch at world famous Caesars and they nod you in. It was a drag at ped west when a dozen gringos are trying to fill out the form. I had better luck then as I would walk straight up to the agent and say I'm just going to lunch and would get the nod. I could not pre print the visa as my printer at home has a memory. Plausible deniability my friends. Had a friend busted that way. Wife-where have you been? Husband-the casino. Wife then why this in my printer memory. Fastest thinker on the planet husband. The casino in Tijuana. Genius.

Well I'm single so I'm not worried about the trail of stamps like some of the married guys or guys with girlfriends here are LOL.

[Dogers69]

Over last 6 years I specifically asked the Mexican border agent not to stamp my passport, both when going in with doing the paper work for the 7 day pass, and when buying the 6 month visitor pass. I always wait to ask, once I see them within 2 seconds of placing the stamp. And they always say, sorry we have to stamp. I simply didn't want my book to run out of room from 60 Mexican stamps. Also, when I obtained my 7 day pass, and left Mexico and returned in two days, I walked in on the Mexican line and when he saw my 7 day pass he was not happy. Made me go get a new 7 day pass again. So I do not think you are supposed to leave Mexico, then return on the Mexican line with it. The good news is, they don't arrest you, or ban you, for this kind of stuff. I was once deported twice in 1 day, at 2 border locations, as they walked me back to USA for not paying 20 dollars to enter without a passport.

[Bunter Hiden]

Are you walking through the Mexican Nationals line or the Foreigners line? I could see if it was the Nationals line as I see them waving pretty much everyone who looks Mexican through for that but I've never seen them wave anyone through for the Foreigners line.

Just take the time to get a passport card. Easy and on line and it can't be stamped. Prior to my get out of Paradise rapido Global Entry card, for decades I crossed with a passport. I've got stamps from 23 countries but not one is Mexico. They stamp your paper visa going in, not your passport. Think about it. A poorly paid border agent would have to flip through your book as there is some order to what page they can stamp on, then stamp it. Too much effort for such low pay. On another note way back in BC times (before COVID) and pre GE card, 30% of the time they would just ask you what you're doing, say lunch at world famous Caesars and they nod you in. It was a drag at ped west when a dozen gringos are trying to fill out the form. I had better luck then as I would walk straight up to the agent and say I'm just going to lunch and would get the nod. I could not pre print the visa as my printer at home has a memory. Plausible deniability my friends. Had a friend busted that way. Wife-where have you been? Husband-the casino. Wife then why this in my printer memory. Fastest thinker on the planet husband. The casino in Tijuana. Genius.

[BrotherMouzone]

I'm talking strictly about the Foreigners' line. I've never tried the line for Mexicans.

And I look less Mexican than Joe Biden.

Okay well that's interesting. In all the years I've been walking through the Foreigners' line I've never not had to go to the desk to get my FMM processed (though I only go to Tijuana like 2-3 times a year).

I'm also obviously not Mexican (African-American) but I do use the Nationals' line for re-entry with a stamped FMM for times when I'm back and forth between Tijuana and San Diego and need to re-enter. Have never had a problem getting waved through in that scenario.

[Jackie888]

Cartel wars starting to heat up again. They are hanging bodies from bridges in Zacatecas. Normally I ignore anything not next to Tijuana. But I got a funny feeling this time because so many cartels are involved. In the Zona Norte, military on foot patrol. Unsure if it is for "presence" or if the cops are getting scared shitless.

[WombatEd2]

Are you walking through the Mexican Nationals line or the Foreigners line? I could see if it was the Nationals line as I see them waving pretty much everyone who looks Mexican through for that but I've never seen them wave anyone through for the Foreigners line.

I'm talking strictly about the Foreigners' line. I've never tried the line for Mexicans.

And I look less Mexican than Joe Biden.

[BrotherMouzone]

In theory, that's true. But in my experience, if you walk in, about a third of the time they wave you through with bothering with the FMM.

And if you're driving, they never even ask for one.

Are you walking through the Mexican Nationals line or the Foreigners line? I could see if it was the Nationals line as I see them waving pretty much everyone who looks Mexican through for that but I've never seen them wave anyone through for the Foreigners line.

[WombatEd2]

As far as I know an FMM is always required when crossing into Mexico.

In theory, that's true. But in my experience, if you walk in, about a third of the time they wave you through with bothering with the FMM.

And if you're driving, they never even ask for one.

[WombatEd2]

Is there a way to enter Mexico and re enter the us without a passport stamp using only a passport? Thanks.

If you don't want your passport stamped, the only sure bet is to drive in. The officials on the drive-in side never stamp you.

[LuvMexicanas]

Flew down to SAN airport, the Buss 922 and Blue line took 1 HR 20 minutes to reach the border. Total expense $2. 5 + $2. 5 ticket to reach there.

Two things: 1) it's the 992 bus and 2) it should cost just $2.50 total with Pronto because transfers are free for two hours. I know $5 total instead of $2. 50 so who cares but $2.50 in pesos will buy you a couple delicious tacos or 3 beers including tip at El Copeo.