General Reports

[RikyMichaels7]

Had last Thursday and Friday off. Got into the linea at Otay at around 4 pm. For reasons unknown to me, I decided to head over to La Cueva Del Peludo. I had been here before and it wasn't anything to write home about. I sat down and ordered a Tecate Light from a female waitress. She kept hounding me to buy her a beer and I declined. Anyway, the first dancer hits the stage and she is a knockout. She proceeds to dance to a couple of Bon Jovi and AC DC tunes, which was a nice change from that shitty ranchera. She finishes dancing and heads over to the barstools. I quickly winked at her and she came over to my booth. Much to my surprise, she spoke very good English. We had a good time chatting. She told me she used to work in Hong Kong but got deported to La Cueva because she drank took much. The term she used was castigo or castigated. I had about 5 beers with her and headed over to Adelitas and Hong Kong. She called me at about 2 am and asked me if I wanted to go to Rosarito with her the next day. I told her that I would and to meet me at my hotel Aqua Rio at 11 am the next day. At 11 am sharp, I get a call from her telling me she is at the hotel. She comes up and drops her bags off. The good news was that she had her own car. We head over to Starbucks to get a coffee first and then head over to Papas and Beer. When we get seated, we order a couple of clamato preparados. She proceeds to take her sundress off to reveal this bikini which made me just about lose it. My God what a body. As soon as she did this, just about every waiter came over to get a closer look. LOL. We take our drinks down to the water and she proceeded to run and jump in the ocean. She then tells me, let's go get some tequila. So we walk along half the stores with her still wearing this bikini. Unbelievable. So we eventually head back to Tijuana where I tell her about Zacozanapan. She practically begs me to go with her so we do. We get in the bar and she starts asking the waiters where we can buy some pot, of which they got kind of mad. So some locals hear her and tell her they will sell her a couple of doobies of which she bought. Had a good time listening to music and toking.

We next head over to Tijuana Tillys to get some food. There was a live band playing and we went out and danced and had a good time. We head back to our hotel and I had a wonderful time with her magnificient body. The next day we head over to Playas. We walk the beach, get some coffee, drink several glasses of wine in a great little outdoor bar and then head over to a restaurant that she says is good. It is on the malecon in Playas. My God, the food was great. We ordered pasta, pizza and raviolis and I swear it was fantastic food. We get a hotel in Playas which was nice. I told her that I was going to take a shower. When I got out of the shower, she was sitting on the bed with a dildo buzzing in her twat. She says to me, are you ready Riki? I couldn't say no. LOL.

What is interesting is that she paid for some drinks and a meal, of which I told her not to. But she demanded to do so. I have never had a woman in Tijuana buy me anything. Come to find out, she had a gringo boyfriend and a son and they lived in Cabo. He apparently began beating her and then he went back to San Diego. She has no Visa and her ex boyfriend refuses to let her see her son because she works in a bar. She is trying to get a Visa to live in California. Anyway, she was a blast. You never know when a gem like this will appear out of nowhere, especially in a crappy bar like La Cueva Del Peludo. Cheers.

[LuvMexicanas]

Thinking about checking out Tijuana in the near future. I am curious as to whether or not the girls down there tend to be clean shaven or are they nicely trimmed or what? Personally, I like a little Bush. It seems Mexican women would tend to get nice and hairy down there, but the trend is for men to like women who look like little girls down there. Not only is that boring for me but a little unnerving. I like to feel like I'm screwing a chick who's been through puberty. No offense to anyone, to each his own. Just asking for myself.

I'm with you as I too like a little hair down there from time to time. Here's a photo, albeit from an escort I had in CDMX.

[Orgasm Donor]

Thinking about checking out Tijuana in the near future. I am curious as to whether or not the girls down there tend to be clean shaven or are they nicely trimmed or what? Personally, I like a little Bush. It seems Mexican women would tend to get nice and hairy down there, but the trend is for men to like women who look like little girls down there. Not only is that boring for me but a little unnerving. I like to feel like I'm screwing a chick who's been through puberty. No offense to anyone, to each his own. Just asking for myself.

Because getting the crabs sucks!

[Travv]

Same thing happened to me. I always carry a few packs of Wrigleys gum, so I gave the bartender a pack when he broke my $20 when he asked for a $1 tip. I figure a pack of gum makes the bartender's shift go quicker and keeps him happy. You can pick up a 4 pack of Wrigleys in different flavors at a 99 cent store to keep handy for these situations.

Lately the bartenders have been asking for $1 tips for breaking my $20. I didn't because I didn't want to start setting expectations which is what I am irritated most at HK and the clubs. So I told them that they'the get a tip if they got on stage and dance like the strippers. To which they declined.

Generally, I consistently tip the strippers $1 each because I appreciate their work the most. Generally the girls dancing put in most of the work and give the the most pleasure for almost no tips, and the fucking waiters make most of the tips while giving people the most irritations. I just want to do my part for feminism. LOL.

The only other person I consistently tip is this little old lady about 80 years old and 4 feet tall selling gum outside and sometimes inside Chavelas. Bless her heart she have never asked for a tip nor a hand out. And I see her breaking her back selling candy or gum every weekend. All of the tips that the fucking street people ask for, I give to her in exchange for a bubble gum.

Tip. No. I don't tip for nothing. But for honest work, I pay generously.

[Jackie888]

It's almost always the fat gorditas who make the rounds asking "one dolla". I wouldn't even bother feeling them up, as it just promotes more begging. Just shake your head and tell her to move along.

Lately the bartenders have been asking for $1 tips for breaking my $20. I didn't because I didn't want to start setting expectations which is what I am irritated most at HK and the clubs. So I told them that they'the get a tip if they got on stage and dance like the strippers. To which they declined.

Generally, I consistently tip the strippers $1 each because I appreciate their work the most. Generally the girls dancing put in most of the work and give the the most pleasure for almost no tips, and the fucking waiters make most of the tips while giving people the most irritations. I just want to do my part for feminism. LOL.

The only other person I consistently tip is this little old lady about 80 years old and 4 feet tall selling gum outside and sometimes inside Chavelas. Bless her heart she have never asked for a tip nor a hand out. And I see her breaking her back selling candy or gum every weekend. All of the tips that the fucking street people ask for, I give to her in exchange for a bubble gum.

Tip. No. I don't tip for nothing. But for honest work, I pay generously.

[ScatManDoo]

It's almost always the fat gorditas who make the rounds asking "one dolla". I wouldn't even bother feeling them up, as it just promotes more begging. Just shake your head and tell her to move along.

This has been my experience also. Chicas that I want to grope are never the ones working around the room for tips.

I like to tip the strippers (should probably call them "dancers" since they rarely arrive on the stage with multiple garments to take off). One of the great features of HK is that when a dancer takes the stage that you find unappealing to you, there are plenty of other places in the club to go to.

[Ctytek]

It's almost always the fat gorditas who make the rounds asking "one dolla". I wouldn't even bother feeling them up, as it just promotes more begging. Just shake your head and tell her to move along.

That's it. Just say no. Or if you aren't one for saying no, just make the most of it and take the opportunity to feel her up good.

[KC Questor]

Some of them hang around and try to nag (staring at you) until you firmly say No.

That's it. Just say no. Or if you aren't one for saying no, just make the most of it and take the opportunity to feel her up good.

[Muncher8888]

Was going to post in HK section but since this is happening at Adelitas and probably Chicago and elsewhere too.

Chicas and come up and ask for a dollar after doing absolutely nothing.

Or very little. "Hi, I'm SuzieAnna from Mexico City. One dollar please."

Can we respond and say "Hello, I'm Bill LargeCock from Dallas, can I have a dollar?

Guys can we form a collusion of sorts and put an end to this shit? I realize every guy can do whatever he wants with his money and may feel like giving the girl a buck. But, just as a good poster noted with the ones at the border who do nothing more then open the car door (uninvited) and demand a buck, it's like encouraging bad behavior to reward them for doing nothing or next to nothing. Now the ones that hug and kiss you and talk for a minute or two or even more, hell yes I always tip them.

Remember how a while back at HK it seemed like it was absolute collusion among chicas that a fair amount of the top (or top in their own minds) chicas were sticking at $100? And then some of them even trying to charge additionally to the 100 for the most simple of add ons. We concluded to put a stop to that bullshit. Sure enough many of the very desirable will gladly take 80 or even less if we hold the line.

So it is with these "one dolla please" for doing nothing chicas. Some of them hang around and try to nag (staring at you) until you firmly say No.

[KC Questor]

Okay, you may have heard this one before. A Chica working as just a waitress for the evening ends up being a lot more!

I was in Chicago Club on my last trip and one of the male meseros brought over a female mesera and introduced her. I thought he was handing over his shift or something, but he indicated that she should sit down. She was new and looked really uncomfortable. She even had on one of those shirts with "In Training" on the back. Now I hate when the mesero brings over a girl even if she is a dancer / hooker. But to bring over a girl with jeans and an apron and the full mesero uniform was just annoying. I tried to be polite but she had no idea what to do and wasn't interested in flirting or giving me a lap dance. I ended up giving her a tip and sending her on her way.

It's funny, because at most strip clubs where the waitresses are females, they are the ones I always want to fuck. But that's not the case here.

[Jackie888]

Thinking about checking out Tijuana in the near future. I am curious as to whether or not the girls down there tend to be clean shaven or are they nicely trimmed or what? Personally, I like a little Bush. It seems Mexican women would tend to get nice and hairy down there, but the trend is for men to like women who look like little girls down there. Not only is that boring for me but a little unnerving. I like to feel like I'm screwing a chick who's been through puberty. No offense to anyone, to each his own. Just asking for myself.

Most of the girls in the clubs are clean shaven for hygiene. But only some of the girls in the alley are shaven because because because I don't know why. However I do agree with you and find natural (trimmed) ones more attractive.

[Member #4722]

Thinking about checking out Tijuana in the near future. I am curious as to whether or not the girls down there tend to be clean shaven or are they nicely trimmed or what? Personally, I like a little Bush. It seems Mexican women would tend to get nice and hairy down there, but the trend is for men to like women who look like little girls down there. Not only is that boring for me but a little unnerving. I like to feel like I'm screwing a chick who's been through puberty. No offense to anyone, to each his own. Just asking for myself.

Haha you must be new. 90% of girls in this hobby are shaved but you are probably more likely to find Bush with Latina chicas but never full Bush normally nicely trimmed if they have one.

[MrSmartDick]

Thinking about checking out Tijuana in the near future. I am curious as to whether or not the girls down there tend to be clean shaven or are they nicely trimmed or what? Personally, I like a little Bush. It seems Mexican women would tend to get nice and hairy down there, but the trend is for men to like women who look like little girls down there. Not only is that boring for me but a little unnerving. I like to feel like I'm screwing a chick who's been through puberty. No offense to anyone, to each his own. Just asking for myself.

[Member #4722]

Keep your eyes open because there may be treasure around the corner. Yeaaaaaargh.

Awesome report! Many of my sessions I would consider average every now and then you get a total dud. But just as often you find that jewel that makes this hobby so special.

I had my eye big time on this Mesera at La Caretta on Saturday. BaxterSlade and I had a rip roaring good time in La Zona on Kentucky Derby Saturday. As soon as I sat down a very hot girl sits in my lap and starts making out with me before she even introduced herself. Stayed in there for a few hours. Very hot Mesera was staring me down the whole time. It was kind of intense. Usually if you catch eye contact someone looks away, but she was just staring in my eyes. Looking at me while I'm squeezing and flicking the other girls nipples. The Masera was evidently married and I had my hands full at the time, literally. Would love to hook up with her though maybe I will ask about it if I see her again.

[Hunnyhawke]

Okay, you may have heard this one before. A Chica working as just a waitress for the evening ends up being a lot more!

It was my second night in Zona Norte. I already had sampled some of the talent at HK and I was impressed with the quality of women all lined up waiting to get picked up. But I wanted to explore other clubs and potential chicas that could show me a nice evening. I entered one of the neighboring clubs, Chavellas. These other clubs gear more towards the locals, most of the chicas are. Pretty decent. But not nearly as hot as the average group of honeys over at HK. Still, I do enjoy popping in other places and I do speak Spanish. Over in Chavellas, I end up sitting next to this young lady in a hoodie and jeans. Nice look honey with light skin, shoulder length black hair with blond streaks. Stacked and petite, my ideal body type.

She's chilling' messing around with her phone. I decide to open her up with a comment about her sneakers and we get talking. This is her first night in Tijuana working and she's serving drinks for customers and chicas.

Now, I really dug this chick. She's a GND type with a petite frame and big ass tatas. Very good. I talk with her and try to get her out to the dance floor. Got her a couple of fichas so the management wouldn't sweat us. We dance some salsa and enjoy ourselves. We come back to the bar. I tell her I want to smash. She's worried that she came here to serve drinks and nothing else. With some coaxing and a discussion with her manager, I get her to bite. We agreed on a price for one hour and I rent one of their rooms. She was quite nervous but I opened her up with some more dancing in the room and a couple of beers.

Being with this chica was like a dream. I got everything I wanted, to include lots of kissing and a BBJCIM finish. She was a lot of fun despite being shy as it was "her first time. " Yeah right I think, but you never know what you'll find if you explore off the beaten path a a bit. She was embarrassed she didn't have sexy lingerie on but I was like "cool, let me get you out of that hoodie."

Keep your eyes open because there may be treasure around the corner. Yeaaaaaargh.