General Reports

[MadisonGuy]

Not knocking all the chicas you have done, but, I think your biggest accomplishment so far was the 6 tacos you conquered. Good job!

That certainly will be the highlight of the trip for sure. I always joke with the guys I chat with in the taco shop and say the first time I came to Tijuana was for the girls, since the first trip I come for the tacos. There are days I crave the tacos more than chicas, and days I'm sick from the tacos and crave neither. Ha ha.

[Ath Trainer]

I taxied back from Rosarito today, just wasn't feeling it out there this time. It was a great call because today was a great day. I was drunk by around 3, then took a girl in Las Chavelas up who was skinny but has huge tits, it was like one of the seven wonders of the world and I was loving every minute of it. I'm really bad with names and I think it doesn't have much to do with memory but more just lack of care, I have like a dozen phone numbers hers included in my phone but no names to go with them. I can remember each girl though by her number but I can't remember any of their names, hell maybe I didn't even ask. Anyway after the romp upstairs it was taco time, killed 6 tacos at the corner taco shop. I was still feeling great so I stopped at the massage place on Revolution around 3rd, it was my 4th massage there and they are always good and make for a great end to an early night because they close at 10pm. Then went back toward zona norte and stopped at this little hole in the wall that does manicure and got one because I need a nail trim, unfortunately they didn't trim my nails and did about everything else but it was really cheap, like $7. After that I felt I owed it to myself to walk around and look at the street girls and damn there was a lot of them out. I'm going to wait for some fresh meat though in the morning so I just walked back to Ticuan and killed a flan to finish out a great night. Tomorrow is the last night where I can really let er rip so hopefully I finish the monger vacation out strong. Oh yeah I asked about girls from Monterrey at Hong Kong, the masero I talked to made it sound like there's very few girls there, I didn't talk to any from monterrey that's for sure. I would've loved some street prices for girls in HK.

Not knocking all the chicas you have done, but, I think your biggest accomplishment so far was the 6 tacos you conquered. Good job!

[MadisonGuy]

Guitar I think you are already finding out that there is a huge difference between strip clubs in Tijuana compared to US when it comes to giving out phone numbers. Here it is so easy to get it from every single girl and you will get the correct number too, but like you have already found out it's incredibly hard to get them to text you back consistently. I really can't make sense out of it myself, it's almost just a Mexican thing because it's not just girls working at the clubs but most people here are like that. But there's always that chance which your mermaids girl could be, it sounds like she's into you and I would say go for it. At the end of the day you can't lose anything. Get a date set up and don't mention money and see what happens. I'm going to have to check out amnesia again, I went in there one night and there was only like 3-4 girls but my cabbie told me that's a good place also.

[Guitarrefreak]

The board seems to clean up formatting? I was typing my previous post like I was reading with multiple full stops to indicate train of thought but they got cleaned up.

[Guitarrefreak]

My own little trips probably can't top madisonguy's but heck. Sharing it anyway for the benefit of the crowd.

Buddy 'dragged' me down to Tijuana last night (actually I kindda like the fact I can put the blame on him). Stopped at tacos el gordo on H and downed some adobada before heading to the border. Parked at the usual 5 bux / 8hr behind jack in the box. Then the 5 dll taxi ride to.

Amnesia. The place that brings me both joy and pain. They reinitiated the cover fee (5 dll) but gives you a free drink. Last night was noches pirata. And I was pleasantly surprised by the effort they put into it. The last time I went was hawaiian night and to be honest, it was a little pathetic. But they redeemed themselves w / pirate night this time. Anyways, got a tequila shot for the bebida gratis and ordered my usual dos equis. Not sure why the mesero returned me 18 dlls change out of 20 dlls when the beer was supposed to be 3 dlls each. Anyway, I digress.

I wasn't feeling much about spending money last night except to accompany my buddy who made it blatantly clear that he has blue balls. So I grabbed him one chick (petite blonde) who I recognize and sure as hell recognizes me. Anyway, I like the fact that I can cop a feel from her every once in a while without needing to pay any propina but she is obviously a gold digger (ok, rightfully so) , so I handed off to my buddy (actually my buddy had 2 dinosaurs on him prior to that and I had one, but that story isn't interesting and we got them to leave eventually).

While buddy was getting a dance, a pretty little thing called violetta came to me and sat down and we just did the usual BS chit chat and I got her a fischa for 10 dlls (used to be 8 dlls, maybe they raised the price, those fuckers.) , good thing was she took her time finishing the drink and I thought I had good feelings about this girl, the fact that she was a hottie with braces seemed to stir something within me. Anyway, a phone call came for her and she asked for my permission to take off, which I did as a gentleman would, I needed a break anyway.

5 mins later, she returned and just dragged me to the back room for a private dance, my usual self would be a little annoyed since I didn't give her permission to do so, but I kind of liked the fact that she just went straight like that. A little aggression from the girl like this always adds a spark of excitement IMHO. She did her dance well, and gave me an "imitation BJ" over my jeans. She casually gave me a nice wet kiss at the very end, which I find encouraging, by this time, I can tell the differences between girls who have "potential" and those who don't. But then again, to each his own.

After I returned to my seat, buddy was back there, and I was checking out a dancer on the stage, a hottie in red, on closer inspection, turned out to be my ATF #2 from amnesia. 2 drunk idiots were trying to harass her from under the stage and making a fool of themselves, I was her knight in shining armor (ok fuck it who am I kidding) by tipping her twice which seemed to encourage the crowd to tip more. When she got off the stage, she immediately swirl pass those 2 drunk guys and came immediately to me with a fat wet kiss (even when I tipped her, she kissed me, but not the other tippers). Anyway. She asked for my permission to sit down, which I gladly let her. And we let the mesero to come and ask if I wanted to get her a drink, she never forces me to get her a drink anyway.

She took her long sweet time to finish that tiny drink, and even chewing on the ice to extend the life of the drink. And even when the 2nd drink was ordered, she finished the last drop in the first drink before moving on to the 2nd. I would like to say I found myself a keeper, anyways, my buddy's blue balls were seriously going to burst. So I apologized to her that I have to leave. She indicated to me she was sad but made no fuss about it. I gave her a 5 dll tip and just to be funny, she asked me for another dll to slide into her thong.

Side note. I wouldn't say this chica is the hottest or prettiest out there, heck, I wouldn't even say she is my cup of tea in the regular world, but somehow, something about her attitude, totally does it for me. The fact that she has 2 kids don't bother me at all. She still looks fine the way she is. Anyway, I digress again.

So as I was heading out and down the stairs (after much wet kissing from ATF #2) , I heard a loud yell from upstairs of my name (it. Was. Fucking. Loud) I was thinking,"what the fuck" so I walked back up and there was my cute little sinaloa blonde ATF #1 whom I have tried to keep moderate touch with via txt msg but she disappeared for a while with sporadic txts to me. She was jumping up and down and yelling my name and hugging and kissing and she literally jumped on to me with her legs clung around my waist. I kid you not. It was embarrassing (in a good way) but I was also worried that ATF #2 was going to see me. But whatever.

So, if you are still following my story, I was about to leave but couldn't just yet, with some broken english / espanol conversation, I learnt from her that she was on a family trip in Cancun, and her phone got water damaged and bla bla bla. Anyways, she really wanted me to stay and I really wanted to. But didn't want BBB (blue balled buddy, as I shall call him now) to continue with the anguish, besides, I don't have enough di nero on me to meaningfully last the night there. She made no fuss about it and was as passionate as can be though she did say she wanted to give me a lap dance, which I obliged, so 20 dll there.

Slow and sensual, with some aggressive dry humping and wet kisses and all the nice shit that makes me feel like a boy going through puberty again in the back room. And she promised me that she will try to get in touch with me. I thought about leaving her a tip, but thought, nah. I want to see what the long term potential is like on this one, don't want to spoil her (or maybe I am just kidding myself.) and after the dance (actually, bell boy called her a few times and she just ignored him) but eventually we had to get up to leave. Anyway she took her sweet time giving me my goodbye hug and kisses and even lastly, we just blew a couple of kiss goodbyes before I forced myself to leave the place.

My BBB was confused as fuck by my encounters. (hey, I think I deserve this after all those fuckin investments from before.)

Anyway, took 5 dll cab to zona norte. Cab driver was a funny dude, took us to the alley west of coahuila to show us the hot looking lady-guys. I am straight, but I am also man enough to admit that those guys do look hot. .

Anyway, took a walk on coahuila. Though I had a raging hard on and become a bit of a BB from the dances earlier during the night, to be honest, I maybe have temporarily lost my lust for random fucking. Maybe its a seasonal thing, I don't know. Nothing caught BBB's eyes so we went to adelitas. Packed as usual with the girls being as pro as they can be. Saw my regular petite looking girl with braces swinging her body around and always smiling when she sees me. I have never gone arriba with her and didn't have plans to, but she still smiles at me nonetheless, also saw a very tall slim girl by the name of kim right by men's room, she tickled me as I pass by her and she struck a conversation with me. Nice to eff around with her a little but I know she probably won't be that great in the sack, so I passed, BBB didn't see anything he liked, so we went to back alley again, then headed to HK after paying the 4 dll cover.

The. Fucking. Pool. Sucked. Crowded the place and was just totally humid. Was not impressed by the selections on Friday night. Maybe I am just more of a jerk now. But anyway, spare you guys the detail. My BBBB, who is now becoming more of a BBA (acquaintance) refuses to give up despite my telling him not to force things to happen and I didn't want to make the rounds anymore in HK. Eventually, we gave up and he returned to adelitas.

Turned out that he likes petite and bubbly chicks. He managed to find one and went vamos arriba with her. I took the time to chat with the petite braces girl a little and she ask me why I never go fucky sucky with her. I gave the usual BS of promising her if the next time I see her, and I still have mucho leches and she smile at me, we will go. I told her tonight I am no more leches and she was laughing. To me. A girl who reacts to your jokes, despite it being dry, is always a good sign. Anyway, I spent the time checking out the live show. A full bodied tall long hair hottie was putting on a show, dragged an old dude and stripped him. Put shaving cream, gave him a quick BJ, rode him a little, let him DATY her. Until she pulled out a dildo and tried to shove it into his ass upon which he refused.

Side story. Now, I don't know about you guys, I personally won't let myself be seeing naked and fucking a WG in public, publicly that is. But if I already am (hypothetically) , what more is a dildo up the ass? For any of the friends here who may have been to asia. And know about poison dragon drill and its derivatives, I rest my case, for those of you who don't, go read up and educate yourselves a little. (ok, PDD is simply put, AR, but basically, if you don't mind a tongue up your ass, then.) ok I digress again.

Anyway, it was an ok show, the guy didn't get off and the girl didn't really pump up the crowd as much. By this time, BBB was back. (ok no longer blue balled, maybe more RB = relaxed ball) and RBB was ready to leave. He told me that the session was ok and because of the language barrier, he couldn't get too much passion into it. I tell him my espanol is bad too, not even high school standard, but its basically the vibe you give to a girl that also plays a big role in the level of service and passion she provides (of course, some girls are immune to any vibe. Or smell).

So we took a 5 dll taxi cab back to border and come back to the real world again.

Total damage for me the entire night was about 100 dlls, from 8:30 to 12 time frame, just drinks, dance food and tips. RBB was about 200 because of the extra session.

I sent some txts to my ATF #1 today but she still hasn't responded, but its ok, I know we will find some chance to meet up.

Tonight's update though. Is I received a txt message from a chica I banged twice at mermaids (across the street from HK) , she speaks english just fine but for reason I won't go into, she is a regular girl working at zona norte. Anyway, she txted me to tell me she just returned from Mexico city and also Cancun vacation and apologized for not keeping in touch because her 619 number didn't have reception there. We exchanged a couple of flirtatious and suggestive texts and she revealed to me that she no longer works there. But she misses me and would like to see me.

Now. The interesting part is. Previously when she was still working, I suggested to her the possibility of me seeing her outside work and compensate her accordingly and she was open to the idea. That never got to happen since life got in the way. But now she's back, I casually asked her. If she's not working there now, then I can I get her out on a regular date. Her answer, which came me an immediate boner, was "yeah sure anytime, I miss you alot". I will spare the crowd the intrinsic of the txt message exchanged, but basically I was trying to gauge and see if she was still in her money making state of mind wanting me to go down to Tijuana right now to meet with her so I told her I already went yesterday. She gave me a sad face but told me that we will find a time to set a date for a date but she was sleepy and wanted to hit the hay, I told her to have a good sleep and take care. Normally, I would expect the convo to end there but she replied a txt with stuff along the lines of. Thanks, take care too, have a good night, kisses, I miss you so much. Etc etc.

Anyway, I am personally curious to see where this will lead. As countryjohn has advised numerous times in this forum, a WG is a WG is a WG (is a WG) , so I am not hoping for too much. The only thing about this last story I am sharing is. (as jerry seinfield says."guys just want to check things out"). I would like to see where this leads, even if it is just to satisfy my own curiosity. But I am opening up the floor to anyone who wants to chime in, or call me out for making a story sound much better than it really is (and maybe that is indeed the case).

Anyhow. I got inspired to type all this tonight after a big meal in downtown SD. And would love to hear some opinions.

Peace out

[MadisonGuy]

I taxied back from Rosarito today, just wasn't feeling it out there this time. It was a great call because today was a great day. I was drunk by around 3, then took a girl in Las Chavelas up who was skinny but has huge tits, it was like one of the seven wonders of the world and I was loving every minute of it. I'm really bad with names and I think it doesn't have much to do with memory but more just lack of care, I have like a dozen phone numbers hers included in my phone but no names to go with them. I can remember each girl though by her number but I can't remember any of their names, hell maybe I didn't even ask. Anyway after the romp upstairs it was taco time, killed 6 tacos at the corner taco shop. I was still feeling great so I stopped at the massage place on Revolution around 3rd, it was my 4th massage there and they are always good and make for a great end to an early night because they close at 10pm. Then went back toward zona norte and stopped at this little hole in the wall that does manicure and got one because I need a nail trim, unfortunately they didn't trim my nails and did about everything else but it was really cheap, like $7. After that I felt I owed it to myself to walk around and look at the street girls and damn there was a lot of them out. I'm going to wait for some fresh meat though in the morning so I just walked back to Ticuan and killed a flan to finish out a great night. Tomorrow is the last night where I can really let er rip so hopefully I finish the monger vacation out strong. Oh yeah I asked about girls from Monterrey at Hong Kong, the masero I talked to made it sound like there's very few girls there, I didn't talk to any from monterrey that's for sure. I would've loved some street prices for girls in HK.

[Phordphan]

Nelson office says 250pesos weekdays till at least October. Suppose to be 500p weekend days but Big John just negotiated them down to 330p Friday night! Hey this is Mexico! Also, desayuno across street 20p, not bad. But a much better breakfast Tortas Marce, Constitucion why Ninos Heros next to Chinese place hole in wall very clean, huge take out to hotels as no space in cafe great breakfast for 25pesos. Compliments of Big John, the budget mongers amigo! LOL! Disfrute (Enjoy)

Constitucion and Ninos Heroes run parallel to each other.

[Artisttyp]

Nelson office says 250pesos weekdays till at least October. Suppose to be 500p weekend days but Big John just negotiated them down to 330p Friday night! Hey this is Mexico! Also, desayuno across street 20p, not bad. But a much better breakfast Tortas Marce, Constitucion why Ninos Heros next to Chinese place hole in wall very clean, huge take out to hotels as no space in cafe great breakfast for 25pesos. Compliments of Big John, the budget mongers amigo! LOL! Disfrute (Enjoy)

The restaurant directly across the street from the nelson on revolucion is really good. I've eaten there several times. I think it's called museo. Same owners as nelson.

[Big John 1]

Nelson office says 250pesos weekdays till at least October. Suppose to be 500p weekend days but Big John just negotiated them down to 330p Friday night! Hey this is Mexico! Also, desayuno across street 20p, not bad. But a much better breakfast Tortas Marce, Constitucion why Ninos Heros next to Chinese place hole in wall very clean, huge take out to hotels as no space in cafe great breakfast for 25pesos. Compliments of Big John, the budget mongers amigo! LOL! Disfrute (Enjoy)

[Country John]

So finally I have met up with a girl not at a club, it took a friggin week and it was a girl from Bada bing in Rosarito. I was actually about to take a girl out of las Chavelas for the night when she called and I was like shit free is better than paying so I left the other girl hanging for a later date. Well guess who the fuck showed up at Las Pulgas, no not the other girl. Friggin Newtons god damn law that states everytime you bring a fucking girl to a place that is the best time to pick up other girls. There were so many hot single girls there, one was so so so my type I would've married her on the spot. FUCK YOU MR. NEWTON. Second bad thing is this girl still hasn't fucked me, I have offered her money just to sleep in my hotel and no sex and she turns it down. She said it's that time of the month which maybe it is but throw a guy a bone. She has serious insecurity issues though and I have dated many a lady but I can tell she has been broken a couple times so I'll just be nice and let her do her thing. Anyway I have started to see some fruits of my labor but I have also realized that language is a huge slow down. If I spoke fluent spanish I would be very much better off right now. Dumb as fuckers live less than an hour away from a english country and they don't speak english. And fuck las pulgas for serving drinks so damn cheap I get drunk of $10. I just want some morning head is that too much to ask for? I got to say though I love it here in the shit hole of Mexico. Tijuana and Rosarito make the perfect union. I hope to get down to Ensanada too and broaden my horizons. For all you first time mongers I can tell you it is very safe here if you aren't a complete idiot. I've been walking down the highways at 2am because there was no taxis and walked for miles no problems, same goes in Tijuana. I am starting to feel it is my second home. I only wish I could get asian prices with latin pussy. Alright first entire day with no sex so I better get my ass to sleep and hit something early to make up for it.

First of all, it's MURPHY'S law you are falling victim to, not Newton's, unless you were having trouble standing.

Seems like you're trying too hard to being a bit over the top with the girls. Turn the volume down a bit, and bring the profile with it. It's true that, in Mexico, girls on the rag think guys don't want anything to do with them sexually. I have friends who won't sleep with the wife when she's OTR.

Playing the monger game involves being a "Sportfucker." You find a girl that you want to screw, then you screw her. No need for expansive or time consuming games. It could involve other games besides that, like head games; these seldom lead to anything productive, especially if you are dealing with a pro.

Take your time. Relax. Enjoy yourself.

[Ezyngo]

great for 250p

Big John:

Do you know how long this promotion is going to last?

Thanks.

EZ

[DJ FourMoney]

Just checked in this pm! A bit worn but great for 250p, it was 500p. Internet wireless in lobby. Just came up from San Blas, Nayarit, split with Mexican novia, mainly here for another 6 months Mexican visa renewal. For 250p, really, I doubt better hotel in Tijuana! Great for budget mongers. I walked to zone had two famous tacos around from Hong Kong, I bought a chica two tacos, Alicia, chaparita 19 staying in Hotel Alaska that is real young for me I am 67 but she offerred herself to me for 200p INCLUDING ROOM, how could I refuse. Body 7, service 5, but what can one expect for 200p and 2 tacos? I have official business manaNA so cannot party right now. Big John

Thanks Big John! I need to save money as much as possible without going too extreme.

[MadisonGuy]

Fuck I don't know what it is but I am destined to be a fucking virgin at las pulgas. I had a girl tonight fucking in love with me, her friends were liking me, she was telling other guys she was with me. Then all of a sudden her and her friends bounce and are gone. What the fuck? I had an awesome time so I'm not saying it isn't a fun place to go but seriously I'm not even looking to get laid the first night just looking for a solid in. So while I was there I was with my buddy I met in Rosarito, there was another young hot girl dancing with an older guy. I was like shit I can pull that girl from him, he says to me you better not those guys are drug cartel. I honestly don't think they were, so my friend who got deported for stabbing a guy 4 times and admits to shooting people, although I didn't want to correct him because I know how hard it is to actually shoot someone is a big ass puss. Two old guys in cowboy hats does not make you drug cartel in any reality I live in. So after Las Pulgas I walked up to New Body there was one girl I would've screwed but she didn't work hard enough for it. I guess it's my fault though because I've been in there every day for a week and never took a girl upstairs, I've become the boy that's cried wolf in a way. Anyway so before Las Pulgas we stopped in HK and some goofy looking mexican guy jumped off the second floor into the pool. Honestly it felt like 95 degrees in the place and I almost thought about it. Not only does the pool make it more crowded but it also must affect the humidity because I barely could finish a beer before getting out of that place. So I screwed a girl around 2 today but the highlights for the day would be the foot spa on Revolution around 3rd street and the camarones tacos I just ate which were fucking unbelievable. I found out a couple nights ago I have been eating tripe tacos which I wasn't exactly exited about finding out, when they call it tripa it sounds different enough to catch me off guard. They tasted really good but I still can't eat it anymore just because it's fucking intestines. So I heard like 5 people today tell me I need to go to Ensenada so that might be what happens tomorrow. I still have 2 girls I want to screw. 1 in HK and 1 in Las Chevalas and the trip is complete.

[Big John 1]

Just checked in this pm! A bit worn but great for 250p, it was 500p. Internet wireless in lobby. Just came up from San Blas, Nayarit, split with Mexican novia, mainly here for another 6 months Mexican visa renewal. For 250p, really, I doubt better hotel in Tijuana! Great for budget mongers. I walked to zone had two famous tacos around from Hong Kong, I bought a chica two tacos, Alicia, chaparita 19 staying in Hotel Alaska that is real young for me I am 67 but she offerred herself to me for 200p INCLUDING ROOM, how could I refuse. Body 7, service 5, but what can one expect for 200p and 2 tacos? I have official business manaNA so cannot party right now. Big John

[MadisonGuy]

I had the same questions about Rosarito but the second you get there you realize that it's Mexico's second Cancun. I will post some pics, but trust me there is plenty to do until the strip clubs open at 7. Plus it's only 15 minutes back to Tijuana so one night I even went back to Tijuana for fun. I do wish there was more mongering in Rosarito I prefer to do pool and beach stuff during the day. The spa was also unbelievable at Rosarito Beach hotel, although it is expensive there are cheaper hotels but that hotel is smack dab in the middle of it. I'll have to post some pictures of Rosarito beach, but within 300yards of the hotel there is horse back riding. 4 wheeling, and you can take a ride on a hyper lite or whatever those planes are. The beach is crowded on the weekends, I'd say equal to a Daytona. Honestly I'm all mongered out, I took Alejandra or something like that upstairs at HK but that's it for me today. I stopped at a spa on Revolution and got a great massage, had dinner and now time for a nap so I can hopefully hang tonight at Las Pulgas. Got to post another something quick in HK, I think they did something dumb as hell for the weekend.

Hey Madisonguy just curious did you ever explore that intel you received about those bars off the beaten path where you can get. 2 BJ's. And any places you have come across that may be good to take a date. For instance how would a night at the Rosarito Beach Hotel be, is there enough to do around there. And how long is this mongers dream vacation going to last?