General Reports

[HorseTrader]

All you guys bitching and moaning and complaining to or about Customs & Border Patrol about the long lines should just quit it. Those guys are just doing their jobs. With sentri it took me only minutes to cross back into the United States. Invest some time and money to get sentri yourselves and voila! Your long waits in massively long lines go poof! And are no more!

Well said, there is no point in giving those guys headaches.

If you are an occassional Tijuana monger, just wait out the lines and don't worry about it. If you go more frequently, the sentri is worth having. If you don't live in an area where sentri is easily available, just get the Global Entry and you get the sentri benefits and won't need to wait in long airport security lines any longer.

[HorseTrader]

I had the HK Club VIP card but didn't realize that I could take girls from Tropical Bar and Adelita to Hotel Cascadas too.

Thanks for the nice reports, TheCane. Are you sure you can take an Adelita girl to Cascadas? I've always used the hotel right at Adelita for those girls. I've used Cascadas for HK girls, LC girls, and street girls. I do believe it can be used with TB grils, though I've never done it.

[The Cane]

I forgot to mention about room rates. That's important because in addition to paying the girl you have to pay for the room. I used Cascadas and the hotels associated with Adelita and Tropical Bar. All were fine and clean enough to hump in. To be honest, I don't remember the exact prices for each one, but I don't recall ever paying more than $14.00 for a 30 minute session. Remember to calculate the room charges into your budget when planning to monger in Tijuana. I had the HK Club VIP card but didn't realize that I could take girls from Tropical Bar and Adelita to Hotel Cascadas too. I thought Cascadas was only for HK Club girls and street tutes. Not only that, but I went with some girls who were on only their first or second day, and they didn't even know which hotels were associated with the puta bars they were working in! That led to some confusion at times when we were ready to go arriba and there they were asking the door man where they should go. And hell I didn't know because I was a Tijuana noob!

[The Cane]

Crossing the border back into the USA was easy and worry free. As it turns out, there was no reason for me to be concerned about long lines. On a Sunday morning around 7 am I took a taxi from the Ticuan to the border for $7.00. He tried to get me really close to the building, but they had blocked off the street that he wanted to take for bus use only. So basically, I had to walk from the point where the lines would start all the way to the building. It wasn't too bad a jog though considering there was nobody in my line, which was the sentri line. There was a long line for the general public, although not as long as the line that was there on Wednesday afternoon when I came in. Then there was the ready line that was relatively short compared to the general public line.

I have no idea what it means to be "ready" since that wasn't my line. The ready line and the sentri line start out as one, but then at one point they separate. What will happen though is that people standing in the ready line will block the path for the sentri line. I stopped at first and even asked the guy in front of me if we were standing in the sentri line. He said yes, but his answer was wrong, and I figured it out after a few seconds and started to move past the people blocking my way. Don't be shy and just start working your way through the crowd. If people don't want to get bumped then they should get their asses out of the way and stand single file in their line! What I did was just say "disculpe" and start pushing my way through, and people would get out of the way.

After I got past the "ready" people it was smooth sailing all the way. Before entering the building an official asked me if I had sentri, and I showed him my documents. I entered the building and kept right on moving past people standing in the general public line and the ready line. Eventually I saw a kiosk, and beyond that an officer waiting in a booth. I wasn't sure if I was supposed to use the kiosk or what, so I just approached the officer in the booth with my passport and sentri card. He asked why I had been in Tijuana and where I was going. He also asked if I'd had a good time LOL! I gave straightforward answers to his questions, there was a little more small talk, and then he handed me my docs back without stamping anything. After that, there was a conveyor belt that everybody had to put their bags on to get x-rayed. And that was it! I purchased my ticket for the trolley and headed back to the City College Station where I caught the 992 city bus to the airport.

The hardest part of the whole journey back across the border was that the taxi's way was blocked due to road closures to support some morning long distance run or something that was going on in town. All you guys bitching and moaning and complaining to or about Customs & Border Patrol about the long lines should just quit it. Those guys are just doing their jobs. With sentri it took me only minutes to cross back into the United States. Invest some time and money to get sentri yourselves and voila! Your long waits in massively long lines go poof! And are no more!

[Reinaldo]

A good explanation of the difference between walkers and paraditas but it's worth noting that NONE of the walkers have health cards. That's why they have to keep moving and bribe the police because it's illegal to work without a health card.

SG is a Paradita. A girl that posts in front of a hotel she is "working" for. (Brings business to). She will be in the same spot when she works and "usually" has a set schedule. She will have a health card. (Legal) Mostly Mexican chicas.

A SW is independent. Not affiliated with a hotel. Moves around. (thus the name "walker") Lots of various types. Some cute, most skanky and drug addicts. Most will not have a health card. They run from the policia or pay them off to have them let them alone.

[GolfSexRroll]

So in Tijuana, it sounds like there's a difference between a Street Walker and a Street Girl. I did not know that. Can you or someone elucidate please. Here in Missouri, we have only Street Walkers (the good and bad kind). Sounds like in Tijuana if you're labeled a "Walker" you're automatically bad? Are Street Girls affiliated with a hotel and Street Walkers not? But CumberlandBlue's walker did have a hotel affiliation it seems. So I'm still left wondering what the differences are in Tijuana between SGs and SWs.

SG is a Paradita. A girl that posts in front of a hotel she is "working" for. (Brings business to). She will be in the same spot when she works and "usually" has a set schedule. She will have a health card. (Legal) Mostly Mexican chicas.

A SW is independent. Not affiliated with a hotel. Moves around. (thus the name "walker") Lots of various types. Some cute, most skanky and drug addicts. Most will not have a health card. They run from the policia or pay them off to have them let them alone.

[The Cane]

Well, I had what you can call a whirlwind trip to Tijuana and back. I had been poking around in the Mexico threads thinking about how I had been ignoring my own back yard when I unexpectedly came into some free time. Between that and a frequent flyer ticket plus a new found interest in Mexico, I decided to visit Tijuana. I extend thanks to both Chris Long and Tomjackin whose reports and PMs assisted me with preparing for and enjoying a successful trip. Here are some of my general observations:

Getting There:

I'm not going to cover this in detail because that's already been done elsewhere very, very well (e. G. , see Chris Long's Report of Distinction). What I will say is that it was incredibly easy to cross the border from San Diego into Tijuana. My plane arrived in San Diego twenty minutes early, and I found myself waiting for the 992 city bus at 1 pm To get to the San Diego trolley. By 2:30 pm I was standing in my hotel room in Tijuana. To take the bus it was $2. 50 one-way. Same for the trolley. If you have something called a Compass Card, then you can buy an all-day pass for the bus and the trolley for $5.00. Otherwise it was $7. 00. I just purchased one-way fares. You'll need exact change for the bus. You can purchase a ticket for the trolley at one of the stations (per Chris' recommendation I used the City College stop). I would recommend that you not bring a lot of luggage if you plan to take the trolley. The seating is tight, and if you have a lot of luggage, then both you and your fellow passengers will be uncomfortable. Things were worse during my trip because Comic Con was in full session.

Once I got to the San Ysidro station, which is the last stop at the Mexican border, I just followed the signs that pointed in the direction to cross the border. If you're unsure, just follow the multitude going in the same direction. It was at this point that I stopped worrying about looking too much like a gringo and worrying about what I was carrying with me (a carry-on bag and a small suitcase). People were dressed all kinds of ways and carrying items of all shapes and sizes. Two guys were hauling this giant cooler, and I wondered what the hell they had in it. Anyway, I crossed into Mexico without the Mexican authorities checking jack shit! My name could have been Al Qaeda with weapons in my bags and cocaine strapped to my body, and they wouldn't have known shit! Actually, they did make me press this button before I crossed and this light lit up green (saying "pase" so I just went ahead and they didn't check nada. No docs no nothing. Why did I even have to push the button? Must be the gringo buzzer button.

After getting past that point, I stepped outside and witnessed a massive, massive, massive line of people waiting to cross into the USA On foot. I mean, I hadn't seen a line that long in I don't know when, and at some points it looked to be 4 abreast deep! Damn! I just didn't know what I was going to do if I had to wait in that line on the way back. I decided to just forget about it and wait until the end of the trip to deal with that. I saw a sign pointing towards "taxis", so I followed that and it took me to an overpass that led to where the taxis were parked. Jumped in a yellow cab that took me to the Hotel Ticuan for $5.00. I gave the cabbie a $2. 00 tip.

The Hotel:

Once I got to the Hotel Ticuan and stepped into the lobby, I immediately gave myself a pat on the back for not choosing to stay in some dump just to save a few bucks. I was OK with the room, but not 100%. It was clean and all, but the lighting was insufficient and left the room looking and feeling too dark. Also, the AC in my room didn't do the best job of cooling things down. But it was clean and came with a safe, a TV with lots of cable channels, a comfy bed, and a shower that pumped out hot water reliably. That was all I really needed since I didn't plan to spend a lot of time in my room anyway. The restaurant was also decent, and I took a couple of my meals there. For the generous portion sizes served, the price was right too. Anyway, after I got myself squared away in the room, I was ready to head to La Zona around 5 pm On a Wednesday! I had those familiar butterflies in my stomach. What adventures will I find there?

La Zona:

La Zona was just a short cab ride from the Ticuan. I always paid the drivers a flat $5. 00 each way. Once you get there, you will notice just how compact an area La Zona really is. At least that part of it that the mongers are interested in anyway LOL! You'll find all of the major clubs within easy walking distance of one another. Since the HK Club tends to receive most of the fanfare, I decided to go there first. Taxis aren't permitted to park in from of the HK club, so the driver dropped me off in front of Adelita, and then I walked a few doors down to HK club. I accidentally walked into Las Chavelas at first LOL! I decided to go ahead and purchase the HK VIP card, and I think that over 4 days it just about paid for itself. I didn't go with as many HK girls as I thought I would (only 2), but there were certainly benefits to be had. Each day my first drink was free ($5. 00 savings per drink), I never paid any cover charges (they started charging $5. 00 to enter at night), and I did get extra time with the two HK girls I did go arriba with. Half off lap dances were also available (I didn't do any), and you can bring street tutes into Hotel Cascadas if they will agree to go with you there (didn't do any street tutes). At night there would be a line at the door. With my VIP card I could always skip the line and not wait to get in. I think you need about 4 days in order for the card to pay for itself.

The Clubs:

I spent the overwhelming majority of my time in three clubs that make up what I call "the Iron Triangle" of La Zona. Those three would be Adelita, Tropical Bar, and HK Club. I preferred the clubs in that order too. According to my tastes, Adelita had the hottest number of girls per square foot of any other club in the area. It was also just more comfortable and a little bit more laid back than HK Club. HK Club was like a three ring circus that was so loud that at times I couldn't hear myself think. Don't get me wrong. It's not that I didn't like HK Club. I did, and it was the place that had the largest sheer number of girls. It's just that I liked Adelita better. I also liked Tropical Bar better than HK Club. That place was even more laid back than Adelita! I liked it for that, but I also liked it because that club tended to have more young and inexperienced girls not yet jaded by the game. I spent considerable time in Tropical Bar and found my number one girl of the entire trip in there (more later). A big HK Club negative is that in the later hours it gets jam packed to the rafters and the "heat index" really rises. Some of my walks outside around the block and through the alley a couple of times were just to escape HK's sweltering heat. I definitely had my preferences, but if you go you need to see all three top clubs and establish your own pecking order. I stopped in on other clubs like Las Chavelas, Chicago Club, Playboy Club, and a few others but was not impressed by the offerings.

Prices:

I didn't discuss prices with any of the street girls, so I don't have any info to share on that. When it comes to the clubs, the HK girls typically would start out at $80 for 30 minutes. At Adelita it was $60 for 30 minutes, and at Tropical Bar $50. IMHO, considering that Adelita has the hottest girls per square foot of floor space, I think that $60 is a good deal. Only $10 more than the rookies over at Tropical and $20 less than an HK Club girls who typically didn't look any better than a hot Adelita girl. Now with that said, I have to admit that my bargaining skills with the girls on pricing were really, really rusty. Bargaining over price just isn't something I have to do at any of my favorite destinations (Brazil & Germany). I haven't had to do it in a long time. There the prices are set and the bargaining you do is all about what services the girl will perfom in the room at the set prices. I know I didn't do a good job of bargaining in Tijuana and in many cases paid too much. But damn it I wasn't there to hard bargain over every single penny! It was probably the only time that I will ever go to Tijuana, and I was there to have a good time and butt fuck me some tutes! Hahaha! Well, I'll let you guys be the judge, but take it easy on a Tijuana noob why don't you! Geez!

Service:

I'm really torn about what to say regarding the overall service level in Tijuana. For me, topnotch service includes an hour-long (or more) session with a massage option, a BBBJ with an option for CIM, straight sex in multiple positions, kissing, and an anal option in a high number of sessions (I butt fuck 70% of my tutes in Brazil and 40% of my tutes in Germany). Now, you're absolutely not going to find this in Tijuana on a consistent basis. At least not if you're somebody like me who's just blowing in for a quick vacation with no relationships or regulars built up at all. I don't care what any of you Tijuana vets say. If you don't have the relationships, then you're just not going to get that high level of service I'm talking about on a consistent basis. It's not going to happen. As a matter of fact, I came close to it only once (actually turned into a fiasco in the end, which I will detail later). That said, I still had a great time in Tijuana! And I think it's because I decided to accept Tijuana for what it is and what it has to offer, and not get all caught up in comparing it too much with my favorite destinations. If you like the GFE, you're very unlikely to get it from a club girl who you're with for the very first time. That's just the facts. You have a much better chance of getting the PSE, which is what I prefer. If you're going to Tijuana for the first time, just accept it for what it is. That's my message here. I didn't find any of the girls I was with to be "mechanical" in bed, and they almost all got into it with passionate sex. I just think that there's a lot of potential there that's not being realized with the Mexican girls. And that's sad for a monger.

Food:

As noted earlier, I only ate a couple of times at my hotel. The food was good there, but I preferred eating off the street in La Zona. The guys on the corner to the left when you exit out the front of the HK Club had the best tacos man! I had eight of them during my 4-day stay LOL! That's 2 a day. I also had a spicy shrimp taco from the guy around the other corner, but I didn't go back to him afterwards because I think he ripped me off on the price. There were other little restaurants and carts and places to eat all around, and you can order food in the clubs too. I know that at least in the HK Club you can. And as other posters have noted, there are plenty of good restaurants outside of La Zona if you wish to venture away from ground zero for mongering in Tijuana. I spent all of the limited time I had in La Zona or at my hotel. When I got hungry, I liked to walk to the corner and order a couple of tacos "con todo" (with everything). There was a little storefront restaurant just behind me and to the left where I would go and order a coke, and they would let me sit there and eat my tacos and drink my coke at the counter. Yum!

Communicating:

I know that a lot of guys have concerns around the ability to communicate with the girls. I don't know how it would be for somebody who doesn't have any Spanish because my conversational Spanish is pretty good, and virtually all of my conversations over the 4 days were in Spanish. The Mexicans in Tijuana aren't used to gringos who can speak good Spanish, and plenty expressed real surprise at my ability. They would be like, "Where did you say you were from again? You even speak with a Latino accent"! Hehehehe! One taxi driver was telling me that my Spanish was so good that I needed to make sure that if I went shopping that I didn't get the gringo prices LOL! He said tell them that you're from Veracruz so no funny business on the price! Hahaha! I tried to see if I could get some of the girls to go for it (being from Veracruz), but no dice LOL! Well, I didn't try very hard. But the thing is, being able to speak Spanish opens up a whole new world that allows you to interact with the girls, the meseros, the taxi drivers, and everybody else on a whole new and deeper level. I had a mesero trying to push a girl off on me and I said, "No quiero chica en este momento (I don't want a girl right now)". He responded, "Quieres chico (Do you want a boy? I said, "Si Senor yo quiero tu (Yes sir I want you! He fell out laughing, and after he led the girl away he came back to shake my hand LOL! Another time I was staring at a girl's luscious fat ass and a mesero said, "Quieres esa chica (Do you want that girl? I responded, "No pero me gusta ver ese culo. Es como un burbuja (No, but I like to see that ass. It's like a bubble! Again lots of laughter LOL!

And of course, it helps with the girls too. One tute was rubbing on dick, and I told her, "Tengo verga (I have a boner! Hehehehe! As those who have been to Tijuana before know, you can pretty much grope girls, stick your fingers up their muffins, and do all kinds of shit for a mere dollar tip! Well, in the HK Club at night the girls can get really aggressive like the street girls can be. If you enter the front of the club and walk towards the back where they have the soapy suds shows, you will come to a railing with a staircase to the right and a ramp to the left. I call going up the stairs "running the gauntlet" because you will be groped, pinched, have your arms and shirt pulled, ass slapped, and everything else by the Mexican tutes. I can't tell you how many of them felt up my dick! "Hey, she just rolled the head of my penis around with her fingers! That's harassment man hahahahaha!" But anyway, if I didn't want to "run the gauntlet", then I would use the ramp. One night I was coming down the ramp walking towards the front of the club after a girl had groped me on the way up the stairs going towards the back. She was still standing along the railing, so I leaned over to her and said with a smile on my face, "Mira no me toques. Si me toques entonces tienes que darme un dolar (Look don't touch me. If you touch me, then you have to give me a dollar)"! I stuck my ass out at her with a kind of "go ahead" and she just died laughing LOL! The ability to speak the language allows you to have this extra level of fun communication with la gente (the people). Learn some Spanish if you can. It will add to and enrich your overall experience.

The Verdict:

Tijuana isn't close to being the best mongering destination I have ever been to in my life. But, it's not close to being the worst either! Although the Mexican girls showed me lots of passion during our sessions, the world-class level of service found in other places simply wasn't there. There also weren't enough decent clubs to go to. To be honest, I think that 3 days in Tijuana probably would have been enough. By day 4, I can admit that I was starting to get a little bored with "the Iron Triangle". And maybe HK Club wouldn't get so damn crowded if there were other places for the girls to work in La Zona. There were certainly many beautiful girls there, but after awhile too many of them all began to appear too much alike to me. I like the diversity in appearance I can find in places like Brazil, Germany, and even Costa Rica. Tijuana had a very "local" feel to it. The scene is dominated by San Diego. I'm not saying that's bad. It's just that it's not the kind of place that a guy in Oslo, Tokyo, or Sydney is longing to take a dream vacation to. The mongering menu (in La Zona anyway) isn't strong enough for that, and there just aren't enough other things to do to make it a dream vacation. I'm glad I went. If you have the time and it's convenient for you, I'the say that you should give it a go too. It's worth it at least once in the career of every international monger. In conclusion, I don't vote thumbs up for Tijuana. And I don't vote thumbs down either. I give Tijuana a thumbs sideways LOL! It's much better than I thought it would be, but not good enough to make it a top international mongering destination. At least not for me. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it!

[Rosco2]

From what I got out of CumberlandBlues report the girl sounded like a walker type.

So in Tijuana, it sounds like there's a difference between a Street Walker and a Street Girl. I did not know that. Can you or someone elucidate please. Here in Missouri, we have only Street Walkers (the good and bad kind). Sounds like in Tijuana if you're labeled a "Walker" you're automatically bad? Are Street Girls affiliated with a hotel and Street Walkers not? But CumberlandBlue's walker did have a hotel affiliation it seems. So I'm still left wondering what the differences are in Tijuana between SGs and SWs.

[Baxter Slade]

CumberlandBlue mentioned his SG was 27. That's why I was surprised the Cascadas front desk asked to see her ID. Do you or anyone think a $5 or $10 propina to the gatekeeper at the front desk would have gotten the SG into CumberlandBlue's room? The SGs I bring to motels in the St. Louis area never get asked for their ID by the office at check-in. I think the front desks here wouldn't care if you brought an armidillo in with you.

From what I got out of CumberlandBlues report the girl sounded like a walker type. And through past experiences the hotel clerks can usually recognize this type, which many times are associated with problemas. But these girls usually know where they are welcome and not welcome. One time I was going to take a SG up to Cascadas. She was standing right next to the entry to Cascadas by the Prago restaraunt. So I tell her I have a room at Cascadas, and she says there is some kind of problem and she can't go there. So it turned out what ever the problem was it had to do with the clerk at the back entrance. We ended up cutting through Las Chavelas and going through the other entrance to the hotel and nobody tried to stop her.

As far as Id's not sure they have all that much to do with age. One time I was going to LC bar with an amiga, and she was denied entry because she didn't have an I'd. She was 20 some years over being of legal age. So I figured the door guy was just being an asshole, so we went around to the other entrance and ran into the same problem. The guy at the backdoor did explain that they had been recently raided and it doesn't matter how old the girl is if the Policia find any female in the bar without an I'd the bar will be fined. A few months later I went back to LC with the same lady and they never asked for an I'd. So the ID thing was just fresh on there minds due to the raid.

As far as your question about a propina it is very posible that would have worked. In Mexico money does talk.

[Rosco2]

unless the chica is associated with cascada, or others that have a recurring client / puta recognition the desk will not ask for i'd. usually girls from the general area, near cascada or across the street ie eduardo hotel chicas they won't ask. walker for example they will usually ask, chicas they don't recognize and any that look **** they will.

cumberlandblue mentioned his sg was 27. that's why i was surprised the cascadas front desk asked to see her id. do you or anyone think a $5 or $10 propina to the gatekeeper at the front desk would have gotten the sg into cumberlandblue's room? the sgs i bring to motels in the st. louis area never get asked for their id by the office at check-in. i think the front desks here wouldn't care if you brought an armidillo in with you.

[GolfSexRroll]

why would cascadas mess up your plans by asking the sg for her id? is that standard operating procedure at cascadas? (asking the sgs for their id's)?

unless the chica is associated with cascada, or others that have a recurring client / puta recognition the desk will not ask for i'd. usually girls from the general area, near cascada or across the street ie eduardo hotel chicas they won't ask. walker for example they will usually ask, chicas they don't recognize and any that look **** they will.

[Phordphan]

I too am always looking for good places. I have tried some of those listed but things a little hidden or further out would be good as well. I don't usually wander too far from Revo for food. Except the time I went to Los Arcos (Which is amazing BTW) I love seafood.

How far out of the way?

I know a killer breakfast / lunch place (Chilaquiles) where the food is good and the presentation is amazing, next to the Ensueno motel in Otay, a great local seafood place (Chewin's) on Industrial in Otay, a cool little taco shop that also serves good baked potatoes and nopal "steaks" near 5 Y 10, the best Thai food in this hemisphere in Mexicali, a great garlic butter crab place in Popotla. However, one must have a car to visit these places, so I rarely mention them.

I was down there yesterday and remembered your mention of the taco truck. We spotted it on the side street right by the Office Depot. Flipped a you turn at the traffic circle and just as we were pulling up the truck drove away. Do you happen to know the hours the truck is there or does it just come and go.

On a side note do you drive in Tijuana phordphan? I refuse. I can never figure out the traffic regulations, nobody stops at stop signs, the place we made a you turn at had a big no you turn sign but yet there were 10 cars in a row waiting to make a you turn. So how does it work do you just disobey the rules unless you see a cop around or what.

I asked the truck guy once, but I don't remember well. I know they are there every weekday from before lunch to somewhere between 3:00 and 4:00, IIRC. They are also there on Saturdays, roughly the same hours. They are not there on Sunday.

Yes, I do drive in Tijuana. I had to start because it seems most of my faves live in or around Otay. Otay's a ***** to get into and out of on foot, and taxis are a PITA. I was extremely nervous the first several times, and I've related getting jacked up by the Mexicali fuzz and being made to submit to a breathalyzer in Tijuana, so it hasn't been a walk in the park.

The basic rules seem to be the same as California, although none of my faves know if a right turn on a red is legal. I think it is because I saw a sign somewhere that forbade it at that particular intersection. Traffic lanes seem to be more of a suggestion and the glorietas (round-abouts to us English-speakers) tend to be a cluster-fuck. The blowing stop sign thing scares me and I still haven't figured out how you tell which ones to obey and which ones to ignore. The "No xxx" signs are a bit confusing. A red circle with the particular symbol inside of it means that is it OK to do that thing, I. E. A you-turn. A red circle with a red slash through it means that it's forbidden. Which, as you pointed out, may or may not actually be obeyed.

Overall, it's been worth the hassle. The thing I'm overcoming is the natural timidity of driving in a foreign country. It's being replaced by local-style aggressiveness and things seem to be going smoother. One big hangup is that I really don't want any big dents in my car, and the locals don't seem to share my sentiments.

[Rosco2]

But I told the SG she's got to go to my room in Cascadas. No problem....She agreed to go to my room. Went to cascadas and the guy at the front desks says he needs to see her ID. "Oh" she says. Oh?

Why would Cascadas mess up your plans by asking the SG for her ID? Is that standard operating procedure at Cascadas? (asking the SGs for their ID's)?

[CumberlandBlue]

reserved a room for cascadas. got into lz about 2 pm going to the zone is like going to disneyworld. i get no sleep the night before from anticipation, and i'm always struggling during my quick stays because i'm tired. i determined i would focus on sgs this trip, as i never had the balls to try them. don't know why i didn't try it sooner. since my spanish is poor i wrote out what i wanted on a card (which i forgot- left it on my desk at work lol). so walking around the alley, i saw a few i would scoop up but i'm a very bashful guy and i was led to believe they spoke little english. everyone one i interacted with spoke well enough english so no problems.

anyways, so my viagra is starting to rear it's ugly head and just then a really skinny and tall chica, maybe 25 or 27?, with i think red hair, grabs me and says she'll lick my balls for $20 and i can fuck her ass for $20. ok! but i told her she's got to go to my room. no problem. this is by gloria bar. this chica is a walking scam. she probably needed a fix and promised me the world. she agreed to go to my room. went to cascadas and the guy at the front desks says he needs to see her id. "oh" she says. oh? red flag is going off but of course now little cumberland is driving this circus show so we go to her hotel. i should have told her to fuck off because she had to know they weren't letting her in and that she had no intention of going in. "it's only $5 at my hotel" she says. we get there and start getting naked. i was thinking of taking a shower as i was horribly sweaty but the thought of me separating my gaze from my pants / stopped that. she can deal with my swamp ass. we get naked and then she runs the real menu- $20 for this, $20 for that. i tell her my menu and she wants $60. i say we'll just skip it all and do the $20 and she she'll accept $45. ok, whatever. by this time i just want to get off. i've let this girl run her scam on me and after a 2 second cbj, i'm soft, even with my viagra running on full speed. she claims she put me in her ass but won't let me touch down there to confirm. i did get to feel her penucha earlier, so at least i know she's a chica and not a chico. anyways i give up and don't expect to get hard let alone nut, so i throw in the towel. while getting dressed she asks for the $. i still have to get my shirt and shoes on, i give her the $ and she's gone, like thanks and poof. grrr. live and learn. i didn't see her the rest of my stay- i wonder if she was a walker? her name was "jilla"?

i am forgetting the order of the names of these two next girls. i think it was sofia and then maillarta (but now i am not sure.

hit up hk and it's kind of dead but plenty of chicas to choose from. enjoyed a shaving cream show. i didn't realize it was the same two girls who do that show all day / night long. anyways- guys were tipping them a buck and then fingering them. like one guy had two fingers in there and just going to town. not my thing. i tipped her and when she slid her ass to me to finger her i signed a "no, no necessito" and so she got up and gave me a kiss. i am planning on leaving tijuana, like 5 am, because i can't stomach a 3 hour wait at the border (i've considered a sentri but not sure how it works. will my so find out? so i only drink two beers the whole night. i saw what i thought was stone cold carla and it was, and next to her was that tall dark skinned chica that is very popular on a different site. i couldn't remember if her reviews were good or bad so i will save her for next time (reviews are very good). but carla is really cute and seems really fun. anyways, i approach sofia. she's right in front of cascadas. $20 for 20 min. go up. i get naked and she still has her top up. i tell her- "you know, i knew i forgot something! no clothes. " so she went over the menu. $40 for naked, 3 positions, suck / fuck. went for that. stupid me- i have pesos. lol. everytime i negotiated my entire trip, i forgot that. she was good. very clean and sweet. tight little butt. i love tight little butts. good time. i got a lot of feedback that i paid too much- $300 pesos next time. i plan on telling them i am over paying and see if i can work at least some more extras.

back to hk. i have to admit this: i adore paloma de veracruz. i adore her and she knows i adore her. when i think about a future trip, i think of her. i went with her arriba 3 time my first time in the zona a year ago, and i was hooked. and nothing in hk that night did anything for me so i ended up taking her up three times, and i had an experience with her that i've never felt with any other provider- ever- and i miss her between trips down to the zn. i keep telling her she's done black magic on me. and you'd think that sets me up for being a plm and yes, it very well could. i could, if i was a tad more crazy, support her lifestyle. but we had texted for a while and eventually she just said we'll talk again when i'm in town and that was that. i could make her life very comfortable if she ran the game on me but there's no game. no hint of wanting anything other than a fair price for her time. i tried to set up a thing on her day off and she pretended to not understand and just says i'll meet you at the club. she wants to sleep on her day off, she said. i assume there's a boyfriend or even a pedrote, as she's so small and tiny i can't see her in tijuana on her own. anyways, everything is covered but not an issue for me. but she gives the best head i've had in my short time in tijuana, even covered. and her reverse cowgirl is majestic. she knows how to lean just the right way to really maximize pressure and pound away to maximize the pleasure. our agreed rate is $60 but as you'd imagine based on my raving she gets a fat propina.

went and ate across at that grill place across from montecristo. salty asada in my quesidilla. but not bad but the food in los angeles is a million times better than this.

walked around and went up with. i think her name was maillarta? her face had some moderate acne scars but not too bad. really sweet. $40 (forgot using the pesos again). she had a bit too much jiggle for me in her butt. but it was a good session. i tried to get her into my favorite position- they lay on their stomach and i mount them from behind. she seemed uncomfortable with it and i asked why and she said no culo and i said i know, no culo. and so i got her into position and she squirmed out. i easily weigh twice as much as her and i could understand her not wanting to be in a position where i could force myself on her and she'd be powerless to stop me. that thought saddened me as i have to imagine it happens and she seems so nice. if you are that guy i hope you get a disease and your dick falls off. this poor girls, a real sweetie, deserves better. anyways, it was a good time. big nut. took a nap as it was now about 1 am.

woke up at 3 am shower and hang out at hk until i was ready to go again and hit up sandra, she's a building down from cascadas. i don't remember reading anything about her but wow she was my perfect body type: tight body, skin a nice light dark color, gorgeous tight ass and stomach that takes a lot to maintain, perfect sized breasts and nice little nipples like little cherries on two sundaes. she was delish and we had fun. same $40 as the other 2 sgs. at the beginning i told her my peepee was tired and i probably wouldn't cum, so towards the end when i was tired of banging the shit out of her i rolled over and she proceeded to give me a handjob. when i told her to stop, i was done, she was really concerned i was not pleased. that was a nice touch. i promised i'll be her favorite amigo from now on and i'll always treat her nice.

woke up at 5:30 from the phone ringing. it was paloma- she forgot the bag of candy i brought for her kid and wanted to get it. she was tired and not into staying, just wanted the chocolate. i should have texted her and she would have planned it. but that was good for me- crossed the line in an hour or so and at my rental car at 7:15. had to be back at the rental car place in l. a. by 9:30 am or get hit with a late fee. got there closer to 10 but the guy was cool about it. he should be since i rented a cheap, gas efficient little economy car online and all they had was a ford explorer. cost me $80 in gas, twice as usual- next time i am going amtrak. i'll sleep and drink beer on the way down. then i can party and not worry about being fucked up on the way home. and drink and sleep on the way home. it'll take like 4 hours, but saturdays at 11 am it's not that much shorter driving.

thanks for reading my report, or just skipping to the descriptions of the girls and what i paid. think i'll be heading down again at end of august. i have a rotation of girls now! now i have chicas whose eyes will light up when they see me because they know i will make them happy for 10 minutes upstairs and i will give them a nice tip. lol. the one thing i learned to say was no. no to a chica that thinks flashing me her fake tits deserves a dollar in a bar. no to the little kid who doesn't have to learn the game because they think they are cute and so they deserve a buck. no. but the old lady who can barely wobble down the street still gets a coin here and there, always.

[Baxter Slade]

You have missed one of the other reasons to visit Tijuana. Tijuana has become a major foodie destination. Sticking with the crap you can find around San Ysidro is a big mistake, IMHO.

Outstanding gourmet taco truck, weekdays, next to Office Depot on Paseo de las Heroes, near Plaza Rio.

I was down there yesterday and remembered your mention of the taco truck. We spotted it on the side street right by the Office Depot. Flipped a you turn at the traffic circle and just as we were pulling up the truck drove away. Do you happen to know the hours the truck is there or does it just come and go.

On a side note do you drive in Tijuana phordphan? I refuse. I can never figure out the traffic regulations, nobody stops at stop signs, the place we made a you turn at had a big no you turn sign but yet there were 10 cars in a row waiting to make a you turn. So how does it work do you just disobey the rules unless you see a cop around or what.