General Reports

[Captain Solo]

Jackie.

AAA sells GNP auto policies for Mexico. It's the third largest insurer.

Have you tried calling the 877 claim number on the policy? I tried it a few times, nobody even answered. If you get into an accident, how are you going to file a claim if nobody seems to work in GNP office? May be the workers were busy having group sex when I called?

I suppose you can always sue Costco if they don't pay the claim.

[Jackie888]

In general, do most people who drive into Mexico from the US carry separate Mexican insurance coverage for their car? Or do they just drive in with their regular American car insurance and hope they don't get into an accident. What do most people on this forum do?

As others mentioned, American auto coverage stops at the border. So I contacted AAA. It recommended a couple. I picked a medium coverage. Last year it was about $125 for the year. This year it went up to $175. BTW, they drive like crazy people over there. Recommend you drive over on a Sunday morning with little traffic so that you will avoid a heart attack.

[ABAJoeSmith123]

Your American insurance is worthless in Mexico. And if you're involved in an accident while uninsured, you can be arrested. This article explains it pretty well:

https://www.sanborns.com/blog/can-i-...insurance.aspx

My work requires me to drive into Mexico once a week, so I have year-round Mexican insurance. But for most people, the best bet is to park at a nearby trolly station*, and take the trolly to where it ends, at the pedestrian crossing.

* I recommend Palm or Palomar. They're close to the border, have ample parking, and are relatively secure.

Thank you for your response. This is very helpful. I wanted to plan ahead to start driving in Mexico to visit places a little further south like Rosarito and Ensenada. I will look into getting Mexican auto insurance before ever going over then.

[Captain Solo]

Simmer,

You did not mention bagging any girl. What are the reasons?

Return line on Saturday lunch time at least 2 hours wait is really bad. The regular car lines are always 2 to 4 hours everyday at all hours. Don't know how people manage to live with that. It was not that bad preCoVid.

Enjoy your report. Do post the long version with more details.

Crossed by foot into Tijuana on Saturday lunchtime with barely any line. No FMM, no stamp. The line for the return to the US was, I estimate, over 500 yards long and 3-4 people wide just to get the border as it zigzagged up the hill past the pedestrian exit gate. Somebody said it was at least a 2 hour wait (on foot). I stayed at the Marriott which I thought wasn't far but hadn't factored in Tijuana traffic, but at least it was "free" to me (points). A bit shabby though, no working safes, broken furniture, but a comfy bed. Tried to work on my laptop for a few hours on an office chair with a gas problem.

[WombatEd2]

In general, do most people who drive into Mexico from the US carry separate Mexican insurance coverage for their car? Or do they just drive in with their regular American car insurance and hope they don't get into an accident. What do most people on this forum do?

Your American insurance is worthless in Mexico. And if you're involved in an accident while uninsured, you can be arrested. This article explains it pretty well:

https://www.sanborns.com/blog/can-i-...insurance.aspx

My work requires me to drive into Mexico once a week, so I have year-round Mexican insurance. But for most people, the best bet is to park at a nearby trolly station*, and take the trolly to where it ends, at the pedestrian crossing.

* I recommend Palm or Palomar. They're close to the border, have ample parking, and are relatively secure.

[SomeDude321]

In general, do most people who drive into Mexico from the US carry separate Mexican insurance coverage for their car? What do most people on this forum do?

Unless there's a specific reason, I rarely ever drive down to Tijuana. I park state side and get on foot everywhere I need to go. Uber is your friend against being gringo priced from Taxis. Not to mention that in late afternoon it's a good time to get back during weekdays. The weekend is a different story altogether.

[ABAJoeSmith123]

In general, do most people who drive into Mexico from the US carry separate Mexican insurance coverage for their car? Or do they just drive in with their regular American car insurance and hope they don't get into an accident. What do most people on this forum do?

[LuvMexicanas]

There's not much within walking distance of the Marriott. But a short Uber ride around the corner will take you to Mantequilla, and they have kick-ass breakfasts.

Also, a 15-20 minute walk or 5 minute Uber ride will take him to San Maree, which serves great cocktails and seafood.

[Phordphan]

Only good thing about the Marriott really was the Sunday brunch (I think 8 am until 12 noon). Quite hefty at US $23 but there were multiple chef stations including a huge seafood paella station, as well as the typical breakfast buffet stuff. I think the server took pity on me though as I didn't partake in any of those stations and he gave me a 30% discount. Very little in the way of restaurants in the vicinity of the hotel hence the ahfuckitt expensive breakfast.

There's not much within walking distance of the Marriott. But a short Uber ride around the corner will take you to Mantequilla, and they have kick-ass breakfasts.

[Simmer]

I drafted a longer report but it was too long, so here is the short version.

Crossed by foot into Tijuana on Saturday lunchtime with barely any line. No FMM, no stamp. The line for the return to the US was, I estimate, over 500 yards long and 3-4 people wide just to get the border as it zigzagged up the hill past the pedestrian exit gate. Somebody said it was at least a 2 hour wait (on foot). I stayed at the Marriott which I thought wasn't far but hadn't factored in Tijuana traffic, but at least it was "free" to me (points). A bit shabby though, no working safes, broken furniture, but a comfy bed. Tried to work on my laptop for a few hours on an office chair with a gas problem.

Headed to Azul Restaurante for dinner as I heard it was good and the menu was extensive. Ordered a kebab but got a sizzling plate instead, but nevertheless it was actually pretty good. About 7 pm I went for my first ever trip to Chicago. Not sure why I hadn't been there as I'd been to most other clubs in my previous visits. Free shot of tequila upon entry, albeit with a prominent tip jar present, of course. A couple of dancers up, one covered top and bottom, the other topless. The staff were starting to fill the hot tub but it wasn't used until maybe 8 pm. Pretty tame stuff, but I knew it was early yet, but moved on nonetheless.

I crossed the junction to head to Adelita's and got coaxed into what I thought was Adelita's but was just before it, next door. I still have no idea what this place was called, and it was weird because it seemed like a ballroom dance hall. Literally couples in gowns dancing together, and a random bloke in full construction gear (Hi viz jacket, hard hat). Whatever floats your boat I guess, but it didn't mine, so I went to Adelita's.

It was pretty busy in there but I found a seat at the big stage and waited for some action. And waited. And waited. Finally, when I'd nearly finished my first beer somebody came up. She kept her clothes on and ignored the few dollars that were on the stage. She left and another 10-15 minutes went by before the next one came on. This one was quite good but again ignored the money and the customers. Strange. I thought a few $$ in front of you would at least get a seductive jiggle of the breasts in front of you, or a gyrating backside, but nope.

Decided to move on again to the main goal. HK. A shaving foam show was on which is my favourite but couldn't get near, so I walked around to get the feel of the room after wondering if it was me. Again, the dancers on the north side were putting on shows but getting little money and they were not interacting with the punters that donated either. I took a seat upstairs, overlooking the shaving foam show and a moment later a pretty dancer started on the pole in front of me. Gave her a couple of dollars, talked a little, asked her if she wanted a drink after to which she agreed. She finished her show and sat down beside me, and like grease lightening a drink was in front of her. We talked a bit more, I tried to see what she would allow me to do, and apart from a couple of caresses, that was about it. She then asked to go upstairs but I wasn't interested, and she got a bit whiny at that, "why, don't you like me" kind of thing. Meh, well actually. Not getting good vibes so no!

I went downstairs to the shaving foam show and stood between the last chair and the stairs, well out of the way of passing foot traffic. Donated a good handful of dollars and did actually get some reciprocation, which the cheapskate sat next to me also benefited from despite not throwing any money down at all. Then a female audience member got up onto the stage and started playing with the girls which was fun. She only stripped to a catsuit (? Onesy? Leotard?) and got back down to her seat. But a few minutes later got fully naked and got eaten out by the girls! Always fun with female audience participation.

A bit later security came past and told me (and others) to move on. Yet cheapskate got to stay! I complied without comment and did another couple of circuits. Still very little interaction or money exchange except at the shaving foam show.

This time around I did manage to sit down and enjoyed some time there until I ran out of singles. Despite keeping an eye out, not a single server came anywhere near for me to get more beer and more change, so I reluctantly forfeited my seat to get some myself. Though I went back to Chicago to see how that was going instead.

And it was going well! Two girls had just got on a stage with bottles of chocolate syrup standing ready. Strangely not many people seemed interested in this so it was mostly just me having fun there. I was sucking on nipples, playing with dildos on them, stroking their supple bodies. That was fun! Goodness knows why I hadn't been here before. I shall be back!

Only good thing about the Marriott really was the Sunday brunch (I think 8 am until 12 noon). Quite hefty at US $23 but there were multiple chef stations including a huge seafood paella station, as well as the typical breakfast buffet stuff. I think the server took pity on me though as I didn't partake in any of those stations and he gave me a 30% discount. Very little in the way of restaurants in the vicinity of the hotel hence the ahfuckitt expensive breakfast. Checkout was 1 pm which was convenient.

I Uber-ed to the border and walked without stopping straight through the first gate to the US side. Inside the US was only 15 minutes to get my passport checked, and another 5 minutes for customs. Happy with that.

I asked some advice last week and am thankful for the advice given. It seems masks are still a thing, but only upon entry to the clubs. For show, I guess. Once inside 99% of customers and staff were unmasked. (The Marriott did ask for masks to be worn indoors, which was fine).

And yes, that was the short version! Seemed a lot more restrained / subdued / less-interactive than a couple of years ago. Anybody else get that feeling? Still fun nonetheless, and it won't put me off coming back.

[Dirk Ming Int]

Hello mongers,

Here is my full report on Tijuana. Before you read further, please understand that I am used to Montreal, Germany FKKs and Western Europe. So no matter how hard I try I always end up comparing any place against these wonderful mongering destinations. The following is my opinion and not a fact, so please read it with a mountain of salt.

Flew from Northeast to San Diego to see what the hub hub is all about. Blue line trolley to the border was fast and very convenient. I stayed at Ticuan as many mongers had suggested and I liked its safe but close location to Zona Norte. The receptionist knew I was there to monger and told me that I can only have one guest at a time but can pay extra to get two guests at a time. She also explained to me how she will call to check if I am expecting visitor before she lets them in. The room was clean, but few lights and safe did not work. Nevertheless, I locked my passport and cash in the suitcase and kept it in the closet. It was fine and no one touched anything. Good breakfast buffet daily with plenty of fruits and meat to get your day started. The only big issue and the reason I will not stay here next time is the loud music from next door dance club which goes on until 6 am in the morning. My intention was to experience both strip club and escorts. So let me start with Strip clubs first.

I visited all the major gentlemen clubs. Hong Kong, Adelita, Chicago and Tropical. All these clubs had these most annoying and irritating servers they call meseros. I felt cornered and harassed in all the clubs by them. I would rather pay an entry fee of $20-$30 but I want to be left alone and not bothered. They were constantly asking me if I want a drink and one mesero even checked to see if my soda can was empty. They would constantly ask me to engage with a girl who I am not at all interested in. If I was to say even "Hi" to a girl, then two meseros would rush to me asking me to sit with her and buy drinks to her that costs $10 with $2 tip. Anyways, there were more than 120 girls in Hong Kong and many of them looked good. But I wanted 9's and 10's, and they were very few of them and they all were taken by regulars who would not stop buying them drinks. These meseros are pimps as well and they would periodically bring me an ugly chick and ask me to let her sit with me and buy drinks. I refused to all of them. There were a lot of okay looking Latina girls with hot body but average face. If you are not picky like me then you will have a great time. You can fuck them for $100 + $20 for the room for 30 minutes. There was one girl in Adelita that was exceptionally beautiful. Her name is Rosalita, of course a Columbian with a pretty cute face, tall, slender body and very fair skin. She had that naughty smile on her and I was instantly attracted to her. She was sitting with her friend and two guys who were buying then drinks after drinks. I sat at the bar for one hour waiting for her. Those two guys left to go to the bathroom and I thought this is the best time to strike a conversation with her. I went to her booth and said Hi and commented on her beauty. She laughed and said that she saw me looking at her for the past hour and was even joking to her friend by telling her lets see what this guy is going to do now that she was alone. She felt sorry that she couldn't hangout with me since those guys are her regulars who like to party for a long time. She suggested I come back around 3 am in the morning and she will be happy to spend time with me. I was a little bummed and got Uber to take me and my blue balls back to the hotel. For some reason, I did not want any other girl but only her at that time.

On the other hand, I had an awesome time with escort agencies. I tried Musas aka scortasds, Queens and Grey Girls. All of them have nice girls and the girls were always the one in the pictures. I installed whatsapp on my phone and communication was very good and prompt. All the agencies understand English very well and they accommodate to your requests like the kind of girl you are interested in and the services one provides. Girls are above average at best and you are always playing Russian Roulette with agency girls since you never know how she really looks / behaves until you see and talk to her. I would say my hit rate was 50% which means I would not like to see half of the girls again. Of all the girls, Ariel from Grey Girls stood out and was the best session. She's 19 with a cute face, awesome body, speaks decent English, attends university and smart. She was so nice that I went for the seconds and came in her twice. Their rates are usually $105 USD but Musas charges $125 even though quality and service was similar to other agencies.

Overall, it was a decent mongering trip but I don't think I will be planning another trip anytime soon. Its one thing if I lived in San Diego or close by location but I will not fly to Tijuana from the northeast for mongering purpose.

[CurryMonster]

55 seems pretty reasonable for a Saturday night. Any idea what they are now charging for during the week? Moe.

Someone posted recently saying it was $50 (plus $5 key deposit that they actually return; this is the same at Ibiza) but they didn't know about weekends. Can confirm weekends are the same.

I didn't know there was a Adelitas shuttle. Kind of surprised they charge $7. Also shuttle from Chicago to La Linea. What is La Linea? 99% of any girl in HK I mention anal they are like no way. You must have a magic charm.

Linea - Border. Chicago shuttle was free (you tip the driver if you don't want him cussing at you after drop off.) Girls have 3 responses to anal. "no way", "if you pay me $100" and "sure, if you're gentle". There are occasional hiccups where they claim "sure", but mean "going to pretend I had no idea what you meant".

And because someone asked via PM and it seems like useful info to repeat again. :

So if you have a room rented at the Adelita Hotel...can you take the girls from the bar to your room without any cost.?

Yes. There's various groups. Hong Kong owns Las Chevelas too, and Tropical, maybe La Malquerida even. So they also own each of the hotels above (Ibiza, Cascadas, Rizo de Ora). And girls from that group of clubs can come to your room in any of those for no charge, and you don't get a knock at 20-30 minutes either. Adelitas just has Coahuila to my knowledge. Chicago doesn't quite work this way, stay at Jalos and they'll only give you one free visit, then they'll demand $17 per girl you bring up, but you do get the benefits of no knock, etc, and you're not up an extra flight of stairs from the usual action rooms. I got rudely awakened at Jalos when they started playing club volume music right outside the room at 4 am until dawn last time I went. You can also bring street girls up the same way. Cascadas may insist on their health card though, so if you found something particularly skanky, it might not work out.

[MemoeNasty]

Got there for a Saturday night. Fairly easy in, parked free on Willow Road (hide everything else, there's evidence of window breakage along there), took a 100 MG Figral and walked to PedEast as PedWest still closed.

Changed some money, like $200 worth before crossing, for those that care, the best rates are in SY, I used an ABC one. But as mentioned, the difference between this and a normal Tijuana side one was maybe 40 pesos, so 2 extra gropes.

Mexican border agent waved me on with no hassle after glancing at my passport and asking how long I was staying. I then took Adelitas shuttle ($7) since it was right there waiting, and I'd overdone some hiking the day before. Normally I just walk to the zona.

Got a room at Coahuila (Adelitas' hotel), $55 including $5 key deposit, then forayed downstairs to take advantage of it. Found fairly quickly a pretty curvy Colombian called Leila, not sure she was all natural, but certainly a lot more believably so than most of the girls. She sat with me and started kissing me immediately, so after a quick drink and some minor negotiation (she told me the $100 she was asking was the norm here, and I felt I'd be better off talking the service up rather than price down. Settled on 30 mins / BBBJ / CFS / anal and claimed she liked it. Since I had a room, she wasn't a clock watcher, and did a decent job. Although wasn't too active, and then she declared me too big for the back door, she let me try a little though. Should have got the plug out and loosened her up properly. Let her lie back and lick my balls while I painted a masterpiece across her wonderful boobs with the naughty paintbrush, my first load all week so there was plenty to offer. Showered with her (mostly to soap her up, I did make myself somewhat useful keeping her hair dry), and she made her own way back downstairs. Went back into Adelitas to finish off my beer, but was enjoying the sleepy buzz and not looking for another yet. Tried HK / LC. Entertained by the way guys would wait in a 5 minute line to be processed in to HK, while there's no line at all for LC, and they connect inside. On a Saturday, HK is just immense, seems to open up basically the same area again the other side from LC, more shaving foam shows, more everything really. Still pretty full, and I wanted something to eat. Got a first ever bacon wrapped hotdog from a cart by Tropical, was fine. Tried a quesadilla from the one outside La Hacienda Bar later.

A pass through the alley here led to an encounter with another nice looking curvy lady, said she was Honduran and seemed willing to entertain what I wanted "20", she said, though I didn't believe it and was willing to give some more. Turns out she used to work at Adelitas, not as Ames as she introduced herself to me, but as some other see-name, but she was clearly familiar with the doormen. She was pretty awesome, except when she stopped a couple of times to insist on more money, and to take another sip of some vile tequila she had in her bag. DFK, BLS, didn't actually get rimjob as that was when she got distracted one time, FS, anal and blew a big load up there too. Got her WhatsApp and she called me the next night when I was already back at LAX.

I was pretty tired, so went to sleep. Much better than my last night at Chicago's hotel. In the morning I did some minor shopping and found Alejandra near her usual spot at Ninos Heroes / Primera. Took her to some hotel there and fucked her butt too. Pretty decent encounter, she's a big Colombiana with quite some miles on the clock and I've seen her here for as many as 12-15 years. Went to get some lunch in the Mercado Municipal afterwards, then figured if Chicago's shuttle was still outside, I'd go have a beer and a couple of lady drinks. Which I figure are basically like high mileage lap dances. It was, the first girl wasn't very interesting though, so swapped her for Bibi, an enhanced blonde who did the job (kissing, titties in my face, grinding on my lap) very well, would have taken her upstairs, but was out of time. Took the free Chicago shuttle to La Linea, scalpers there were claiming 3 hour wait, but it was maybe one, maybe less, wasn't paying attention to clocks. Got in the car and headed back up to LAX.

55 seems pretty reasonable for a Saturday night. Any idea what they are now charging for during the week? Moe.

[Gregyyr]

I didn't know there was a Adelitas shuttle. Kind of surprised they charge $7. Also shuttle from Chicago to La Linea. What is La Linea? 99% of any girl in HK I mention anal they are like no way. You must have a magic charm. Plus I am not that big but they still say nooo. Always I always learn a bit from everyone's posts so thanks for the report.

G.

Got there for a Saturday night. Fairly easy in, parked free on Willow Road (hide everything else, there's evidence of window breakage along there), took a 100 MG Figral and walked to PedEast as PedWest still closed.

Changed some money, like $200 worth before crossing, for those that care, the best rates are in SY, I used an ABC one. But as mentioned, the difference between this and a normal Tijuana side one was maybe 40 pesos, so 2 extra gropes.

Mexican border agent waved me on with no hassle after glancing at my passport and asking how long I was staying. I then took Adelitas shuttle ($7) since it was right there waiting, and I'd overdone some hiking the day before. Normally I just walk to the zona.

Got a room at Coahuila (Adelitas' hotel), $55 including $5 key deposit, then forayed downstairs to take advantage of it. Found fairly quickly a pretty curvy Colombian called Leila, not sure she was all natural, but certainly a lot more believably so than most of the girls. She sat with me and started kissing me immediately, so after a quick drink and some minor negotiation (she told me the $100 she was asking was the norm here, and I felt I'd be better off talking the service up rather than price down. Settled on 30 mins / BBBJ / CFS / anal and claimed she liked it..

[CurryMonster]

Got there for a Saturday night. Fairly easy in, parked free on Willow Road (hide everything else, there's evidence of window breakage along there), took a 100 MG Figral and walked to PedEast as PedWest still closed.

Changed some money, like $200 worth before crossing, for those that care, the best rates are in SY, I used an ABC one. But as mentioned, the difference between this and a normal Tijuana side one was maybe 40 pesos, so 2 extra gropes.

Mexican border agent waved me on with no hassle after glancing at my passport and asking how long I was staying. I then took Adelitas shuttle ($7) since it was right there waiting, and I'd overdone some hiking the day before. Normally I just walk to the zona.

Got a room at Coahuila (Adelitas' hotel), $55 including $5 key deposit, then forayed downstairs to take advantage of it. Found fairly quickly a pretty curvy Colombian called Leila, not sure she was all natural, but certainly a lot more believably so than most of the girls. She sat with me and started kissing me immediately, so after a quick drink and some minor negotiation (she told me the $100 she was asking was the norm here, and I felt I'd be better off talking the service up rather than price down. Settled on 30 mins / BBBJ / CFS / anal and claimed she liked it. Since I had a room, she wasn't a clock watcher, and did a decent job. Although wasn't too active, and then she declared me too big for the back door, she let me try a little though. Should have got the plug out and loosened her up properly. Let her lie back and lick my balls while I painted a masterpiece across her wonderful boobs with the naughty paintbrush, my first load all week so there was plenty to offer. Showered with her (mostly to soap her up, I did make myself somewhat useful keeping her hair dry), and she made her own way back downstairs. Went back into Adelitas to finish off my beer, but was enjoying the sleepy buzz and not looking for another yet. Tried HK / LC. Entertained by the way guys would wait in a 5 minute line to be processed in to HK, while there's no line at all for LC, and they connect inside. On a Saturday, HK is just immense, seems to open up basically the same area again the other side from LC, more shaving foam shows, more everything really. Still pretty full, and I wanted something to eat. Got a first ever bacon wrapped hotdog from a cart by Tropical, was fine. Tried a quesadilla from the one outside La Hacienda Bar later.

A pass through the alley here led to an encounter with another nice looking curvy lady, said she was Honduran and seemed willing to entertain what I wanted "20", she said, though I didn't believe it and was willing to give some more. Turns out she used to work at Adelitas, not as Ames as she introduced herself to me, but as some other see-name, but she was clearly familiar with the doormen. She was pretty awesome, except when she stopped a couple of times to insist on more money, and to take another sip of some vile tequila she had in her bag. DFK, BLS, didn't actually get rimjob as that was when she got distracted one time, FS, anal and blew a big load up there too. Got her WhatsApp and she called me the next night when I was already back at LAX.

I was pretty tired, so went to sleep. Much better than my last night at Chicago's hotel. In the morning I did some minor shopping and found Alejandra near her usual spot at Ninos Heroes / Primera. Took her to some hotel there and fucked her butt too. Pretty decent encounter, she's a big Colombiana with quite some miles on the clock and I've seen her here for as many as 12-15 years. Went to get some lunch in the Mercado Municipal afterwards, then figured if Chicago's shuttle was still outside, I'd go have a beer and a couple of lady drinks. Which I figure are basically like high mileage lap dances. It was, the first girl wasn't very interesting though, so swapped her for Bibi, an enhanced blonde who did the job (kissing, titties in my face, grinding on my lap) very well, would have taken her upstairs, but was out of time. Took the free Chicago shuttle to La Linea, scalpers there were claiming 3 hour wait, but it was maybe one, maybe less, wasn't paying attention to clocks. Got in the car and headed back up to LAX.