General Reports

[Guitarrefreak]

A chica just sent me "la proxima botella dedicamela"

I roughly translate it to "dedicate the next bottle to me" but I may be wayy off.

The context of the conversation is that she asked me what I am doing and I mentioned that I was drinking

[Ruck13]

I'll be in SD the last week of sept. As I'll only be there Monday through Friday morning what are the best times to come back across? I'd rather spend my time with a chica than in line.

Thanks for any help.

[RimmDigger]

Man, you guys have all the luck and the fun. It never happen to me, What I would give to have something different that the same old: $60 for una hora, which usually is 30 minutes. Then it's done and she's gone.

Actually, this is the way that always should be. It is the best, believe me.

[SlickVick]

Hey guys,

So as I had posted last week I finally made my first trip to Tijuana and I must say it not only met my expectations it far exceeded them! Thanks to the advice on the board and all the reading I did to get info. The process was very smooth. From taking the trolley to crossing the border to takin a 5 dollar cab ride.

Summary: I stayed in Downtown San Diego and took the trolley down to San Ysidro. My first trip was on Thursday afternoon and I couldn't believe how easy it was. I got off the trolley, followed the crowds and just went with it. It was a very weird yet exciting feeling as I first went through those turnstiles. But as many have said here before, I never felt uncomfortable or out of place. It was a great experience. Once I crossed over, I found a taxi. Told him Adelitas for 5? And he said yes. Got there in no time and was in my new favorite place! I will post my experiences per club in the sections that they belong. But I did want to touch on the street walkers a bit. WOW! When I first took the stroll, I could not believe how hot these girls were! Some were better than the club girls.

Also, I wanted to mention that I felt very lucky that on both days I went, I crossed back in literally 2 minutes! After the horror stories of 2 hours, I was amazed. Thursday night I crossed back at midnight and Friday night at 11PM. As I said both times I was back in 2 minutes. This I'm sure is not common so I feel lucky to have had this happen.

Overall it was an amazing experience. However, being from the Midwest, its depressing knowing that getting back will not be anytime soon. But I MUST find a way.

Well thanks again to all that helped me out. And I'll make sure to post my experiences in the individual club sections.

[Gannicus]

UPDATE: I was relieved to get a message from her yesterday that she's ok. Despite the nastiness of her last night in town, I would have felt really bad if somehow she had wound up injured or missing.

Dude that story blew my mind. I judge no man lest ye be judged, but damn let that girl go. I maybe new to the board and definately enjoy reading it, but my motto has always been I Don't pay for the pussy, I pay for the girl to leave. That must of been one magical snatch! Well at least I got the heads up on which chick can throw in mma lessons with my session for 60 dablooms

[FunMan13]

Man, you guys have all the luck and the fun. It never happen to me, What I would give to have something different that the same old: $60 for una hora, which usually is 30 minutes. Then it's done and she's gone.

[PimpinIt]

So about 2 weeks ago, my Mujere Loca told me she was flying back to her hometown for a month. It made me sad. It's been about only a month or two that she came back to working to HK, and we've kinda rekindled our relationship.

The guys at the reception were asking me if she was my GF. Before tonight, we had both agreed that we were novios, but the muay thai roundhouse kick to my forehead is giving me second thoughts.

UPDATE: I was relieved to get a message from her yesterday that she's ok. Despite the nastiness of her last night in town, I would have felt really bad if somehow she had wound up injured or missing.

[Guitarrefreak]

You see the smile on my face man? .

Relax, I am quite enjoying the experience of seeing each chica's attempt to do something different to all lead to the same ending.

See you tomorrow.

Dude, has Joe and I taught you anything?

You are NOT in the Zona to see what games will be played out. Fuck, pay, and leave. Yes, some seem a lot nicer than others, but it all seems to be the same in the end; and you know that!

[TomJackin]

She did however text me later that night and apologize, not bad for a Tijuana working girl it seems, I will take that, can't wait to see what kind of games will be played the next time we meet.

Dude, has Joe and I taught you anything?

You are NOT in the Zona to see what games will be played out. Fuck, pay, and leave. Yes, some seem a lot nicer than others, but it all seems to be the same in the end; and you know that!

[Guitarrefreak]

So continuing my adventures from last time, I headed down Wednesday evening to chill in HK primarily (seems to be where I decide to spend most of my time these days) , unexpectedly, my last GFE chica from HK was working too but I didn't notice her until she ran across the room to where I was sitting to give me a peck on the cheek. That was only I found out (pleasantly) that she was there, very quick though, things turned awkward because her douchebag ex-bf / client also seems to be around, and I can easily tell her from her subsequent reactions that she was mentally trying to figure out who / how / what she should do with her time.

Anyway, I made it a point to tell her that I don't want to be a burden to her, and I don't want to play any of these fucking games of favoritism and because I don't know all the backstory, maybe that douche is a stalker, or has threatened her before, or whatever, doesn't matter, I decided to keep a low profile and we will see next time if and how she makes up for it.

She did however text me later that night and apologize, not bad for a Tijuana working girl it seems, I will take that, can't wait to see what kind of games will be played the next time we meet.

During this process though, this chick that I banged many many months ago (actually I banged her, so that my buddy could bang her friend, so, mercy bang on my part) , she continues to be real friendly to me despite my only having spent time with her once, but anyway, always nice to have someone who doesn't make it obvious that she's just after your money, this chica came around a few times to mingle a bit and leave when the mesero ask about drinks.

Then remember natalie, the girl I highly recommended NOT to take? Well, she seemed awfully friendly that night, who knows, maybe I will give her a 2nd chance, but the fact that she asked for 20 more after I gave the customary 60 is still leaving a bad taste in my mouth, maybe I will let her know that if she improves on her attitude (ie, in bed) , and we agree on 60, I will tip, and be a regular (maybe) , but we shall see, she was pretty friendly that night and leaned over many times to give a peck on the lips.

Finally, there is this chica with short straight hair who appears to be relatively new, not sure how I can describe her but she always seems to be dancing somewhere, nice big round eyes, who kept giving me that look and smiling really big, we have done this routine a few times before but I have never approached her, I did notice that she was giving a very nice GFE to a local dude at one of the booths, and I have decided that me likey, and I will invest time in her at the next opportune moment.

Overall, just a nice laid back recon visit. No big gain / losses

[Baxter Slade]

Hey Pimpinit,

Glad to hear you came out of that ordeal ok. But to be truthfull I only care about the Panda. I sure hope that drunk loco didn't get her hands or legs on him.

Now on a serious note my GF is a sweet nice person, but when she drinks look out the crazy comes out. But now that she is no longer working in the bar her drinking has pretty much stopped, and I'am bored. So enjoy the crazy times while you can.

[Guitarrefreak]

The guys at the reception were asking me if she was my GF. Before tonight, we had both agreed that we were novios, but the muay thai roundhouse kick to my forehead is giving me second thoughts.

You forgot about the kick to the nuts

Your forgot about the kick to the nuts

edit: re-read the important parts, i mean "kicks"

[Phordphan]

The guys at the reception were asking me if she was my GF. Before tonight, we had both agreed that we were novios, but the muay thai roundhouse kick to my forehead is giving me second thoughts.

Really? This was your first clue?

Whenever there's a chance for a crazy Tijuana adventure, I'm first in line. So I can appreciate the fun and excitement of this, and it makes for great stories afterward.

But, seriously. This chica is bad news. She's extremely flaky because she's either a total ditz or she has a drug problem. She has a major alcohol problem, which both you, and her line of work, exacerbate. And it would seem she has a mental problem, just to round things out.

Don't take this the wrong way, but do you have such little self-respect? You sound like so many abused women, who say that their BF or husband is such a nice guy when he's not drinking (or whatever). This just after he beat the shit out of them.

This chica doesn't have anything that 1, 000 other girls working in the zona have.

I, too, love to have fun with the chicas outside of the bars. Yes, one does have to put up with a certain amount of nonsense, as these are not "normal" chicas. But, seriously, you are asking, no, begging for trouble. The next time, some drunk local may take it upon himself to defend her honor and you may end up on the wrong end of that exchange.

Man up, stop playing the PLM and go find some other chica to hang with. It ain't difficult.

P.S. - Other than that, it was a great post. I wish I could have been a fly on the wall and watched all the excitement.

[Bill]

Are you sure your "pimpin"?

Maybe you should try giving her 2 dozen roses and a gift certificate from Sanborns for $200 u.s.

Put her up in an a swank apartment then blend her some margaritas and cook her favorite meal.

Tell her you love her and can't live without her.

Get on one knee beg her forgiveness and ask her what else you can do.

It's not you, its her. LOL

[PimpinIt]

So about 2 weeks ago, my Mujere Loca told me she was flying back to her hometown for a month. It made me sad. It's been about only a month or two that she came back to working to HK, and we've kinda rekindled our relationship.

It's strange, but I feel like this relationship is stronger, and has more substance than some others that I've had with real girls stateside.

Since she told me she'd be leaving, we decided to really put some effort into spending some quality time with her, which we had success to varying degrees based on her working schedule and the fact that she's a flaky HK girl.

We had awesome some hits; spent some QUALITY sessions up above in Cascadas, and a night together at La Mansion. Also some unfortunate misses; I getting flaked on, me flaking on her due to me expecting that she'll flake on me.

Been having trouble getting ahold of her the past few days, so I've been kinda bummed out.

So last night (Tuesday) will be her last night before flying home. I'm trying to set something up with her to spend the night, and she agrees. YAY! The sky is clear, and the sun is shining again.

I wrap up a date quick here in SD, and rush down to the boarder to meet her at HK. She gets off at 12. I told her I meet her at 1130. I'm actually behind schedule, so I jog the whole way up the stairs, and across the bridge, and down the street to the first turn-stile.

Finally I make it to HK, and I'm still reluctant to allow myself to put complete faith that she'll actually be there, or that she would have gotten off work early, or that last minute she'll not be able to spend the night with me.

But I get inside, grab a beer, ask my Misero buddy if she's around, and I can tell he's on the job to track her down like blood-hound with a scent.

When my the Misero turns up nothing, I decided a location change is needed, so I move down to the front by the bar with the stools, so I'll be able to see her when she goes to cash out, or do her end of the night paperwork or whatever the girls do at the front bar.

Right when I sit down in the stools, I see her coming out of the Miami room, and she's coming straight for me. AWESOME! Ask her if she wants a drink, and we're off to a good start.

She's got about 15 minutes left to her shift, and she's telling me she's hungry, and wants to grab some tacos, and where do I want to stay? I'm smiling inside, and I'm thinking, 'This is actually going to happen'.

Midnight. She goes up to change to street clothes. I wait for her back in the front bar area by stools. She cashes out. Walks by me in our normal routine where I pretend not to notice her, and she pretends not to notice me, so that we don't attract any unnecessary attention to our relationship. I hold for a couple secs till she's well past me, then follow her out, and catch up to her down the street on the way to tacos stand.

Tacos.

Taxi to La Mansion.

If you've never been to La Mansion, the rooms are kind of like condo style units, where the entrance to each unit is through automatic garage door on the ground floor.

We're directed to a side of the hotel that I've never stayed at before. Our garage door opens right onto a view of the reception.

I want to take things slow, so she feels this is not about sex, that I really want to connect with her. We're talking about random stuff. Important things to ourselves, meaningless things, just enjoying each other's company.

She wants to celebrate with a bottle of Don Julio Reposado.

$55 for the bottle, some beers, chasers.

9 shots later.

The first beer can is flying across the room, spilling its sudsy foamy contents all over the nice crisp bed sheets.

She's thrown on her clothes and over night bags on her shoulder, and dashing downstairs to open the garage door to the outside. I'm worried that she'll run out into the darkness, and I don't think there's much traffic in that area, and not be able to find a way home, or she'll encounter some unsavory characters all by herself. So I'm struggling with her to shut the garage door. Up it goes. Then I manage to get my hand on the door opener. Down. She's incredibly strong. Up. I grab her hips. Down.

Finally she relaxes a bit, and we head back up the stairs. Not for long. She start running towards the door, but I manage to grab her, and calm her down again. Not for long.

She strips completely naked, and manages to get out of the unit before I can grab her. Reception is calling the room phone. 'No se qual es la problema. Ella es tan boracha. Lo siento. Vengo para llevarla. '

I get down the steps, and she's headed back towards the room. She has her sun dress back on. I take this as a good sign. Not for long.

She makes a final, last ditch effort attempt to get out the room. I'm in the garage pulling her from around the waist, but she starts SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS. I freak out and let go, and she runs off.

The guys at the reception are standing around watching her, and staring back at me.

I decide to run upstairs to put on my clothes and go grab her.

Once I get back down to the reception, they point me down the dark, silent street.

I walk down the street, and I find she's collapsed up against the wall in a complete pitch black street.

I try to help her up, but she's fighting me the whole way. Finally I just man up and pick her up, but she's wailing and kicking and fighting, but finally I make it back to the reception, and I set her down in front because I want there to be plenty of witnesses to see that she's completely drunk, and I'm just trying to calm her down.

There's like 5 employees out front there by this point, and I ask them to get me a bottle of water so she can drink and hopefully sober up. This is when she starts kicking me in the nuts.

One of them lands square, and I back up alittle ways and I'm bent over trying to let the squeeze die away.

Which is when my vision goes completely black, and I see stars all the different colors of the rainbow.

From the expertly thrown muay thai roundhouse kick with the most solid part of her shin connecting straight to my forehead.

The force of the muay thai round house kick stands me up again from my bent over position, and I'm just walking around dazed, trying not to fall down or lose consciousness.

I can hear everything going on, but it just seems very distant and very far away.

After the kick, I hear all the reception guys hooting in exclamation to her, trying to communicate like 'hey hey, calm down, no need to crack his skull with your shin', but I hear it as if it's hapenning in the background.

After I walk around for a while, and finally come to my senses, I ask the recreption guys where she went and they said she took off.

When I go back and look down the street both ways, don't find her.

This is not the first time she's snapped after heavy drinking. Three other times the exact same thing happened. All of a sudden, she'll suddenly snap. Pack her things in her bag, and run off. The only difference is the other times we've been in very populated areas, and she's always been able to get a taxi, and I figure at that point she's safe so I just let her go.

The difference with this time is that I was trying to hold her from running off into the dark.

Right now, it's 8pm of the next day, and I'm still not completely sure what happened to her.

I called her several times today, and two calls went through, BUT both times she said 'hola, hola', then hung up. The inflection with which she said hola, and the duration between the hola's seemed EXACTLY the same, which make me think it might have been a VM message. BUT it's different from her NORMAL VM message. And I actually heard the normal message a few times when I called later.

It was definitely her voice when the calls went through, but not sure it they from some other VM message.

I'm really worried that she made it back safe. Thinking back, maybe I should have made a greater attempt to go find her, but I was drunk, and my head was bashed, and I was hesitant wandering around in the middle of the night in Tijuana in my state.

Thought you guys might enjoy to hear the latest in my legacy of disasters with the Mujere Loca.

The guys at the reception were asking me if she was my GF. Before tonight, we had both agreed that we were novios, but the muay thai roundhouse kick to my forehead is giving me second thoughts.