General Reports

[Belldude2]

Keep in mind that I did mention that it is the ones on contract. If I am correct, Selma used to work at Adelitas, and hence, was not brought here by Hong Kong so she is not on contract. They must make the money back that the bar spent to get them to TJ

I guess I'm confused then. I stopped by at HK last night early (8PM) met a cute gal named Selma [sp?] & we went next door - no problems. I had only bought her one beer & paid no bar fine. She had mentioned thast she had just gotten to work so it's unlikely she had a dozen tickets yet.

[Belldude2]

I was trying to get my girl out at about 2pm and she worked till 8pm. I would imagine that short time might be different. thats cool though

I guess I'm confused then. I stopped by at HK last night early (8PM) met a cute gal named Selma [sp?] & we went next door - no problems. I had only bought her one beer & paid no bar fine. She had mentioned thast she had just gotten to work so it's unlikely she had a dozen tickets yet.

[Blue Nose]

I have not been able to make it down the adult playland in the south for around 8 months due to other commitments in the US.

I am planning on heading down between 3/4-3/8 with 3 nights planned in TJ.

I have read almost all of the posts here and had a few questions for the more frequent visitors:

1) Is it really 2h wait at the border? Is this only on Fri/Sat or other days and in the early evening (return around 10-11pm).

2) I assume just a US drivers license is still all that is required to get back? I don't like taking my passport as they scan it and I am concerned what informaiton could leak out to others in the US. ;-) In the past I just brought a photo-copy of my ID even though I never needed it.

3) Any recommendations on top new talent at AB or CC or on the street.

4) I was thinking of staying one night in either AB or CC so I can use the room with Chicas and then sleep after drinking. I did this one other time but the noise at AB was so loud it was hard to sleep. The room was safe and all but they play loud music all night. Do all of the CC/AB rooms do this or was it just that one night. I thought maybe they were trying to get me to check out early.

Netman,

The wait at the border depands on when and how you come back. On the weekends, if you drive back, 1-2h wait is the norm. Walking back, the wait is rarely longer than 30 minutes, even on weekends and sometimes it is very short.

For now, all you will need is your driver's license. You could always take a photocopy of your passport also. Generally, when you drive across they do not scan your passport (because your license plates are automatically scanned) and they may or may not scan it when you walk across.

Hotels at AB & CC will tend to fil up quickly on the weekends. I recommend you stay somewhere else as the noise in those hotels makes sleeping next to impossible. In the zone itself, there are plenty of hotels. The Nelson Hotel (corner of Revolucion & Primera) is OK, though pricey, and there are some hotels on Calle Coahuila, just west of AB & CC (Come out of AB, turn right and walk straight - there are a few hotels along there that are OK and less noisy).

[Dan D Dick]

Ok here is the 411 on the fiche cheit!. I got the lo down this weekend. Obviously, many/most of the girls are recruited from other parts of Mexico. What happens is that the club puts an ad in a paper in another city. The girl calls and agrees to the Job. The club then sends her a ticket and puts her in a hotel. For this, she must sign a contract for a certain amount of time. In the case of Hong Kong in order to take her out of the club before her shift is done, one must pay the equivalent of 20 Fiches. so If she already has 12 pieces of paper(fiche) with her name on it, then you must pay for the remaining 8, or wait to the end of her shift. Can you believe that... 20 fuching drinks!!!! The ones that are not on contract, or have already fulfilled their contract, the normal bar fee is 20- 30 bucks. or so it has been in the past. Hope this helps clear it up a bit. They are pimps first and foremost!

I guess I'm confused then. I stopped by at HK last night early (8PM) met a cute gal named Selma [sp?] & we went next door - no problems. I had only bought her one beer & paid no bar fine. She had mentioned thast she had just gotten to work so it's unlikely she had a dozen tickets yet.

[Dan D Dick]

A friend said that he read that a passport will be required to return to the Staes from MX next year. I remember hearing that they proposed this last year but it got shot down. Any info on this one?

I was returning from TJ Monday evening & asked that specific question of the US officer since I had met a couple who wanted to visit but did not have passports. His answer: they are implementing it in stages with the TJ crossing to be implemented in 2008. I didn't ask if that was January or December.

[Dirty Dog]

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[Netman05]

I was really interested in the return times on Sunday->Thursday around 10pm -> 2am. I strictly avoid TJ on Fri/Sat night unless I was planning on going for just the revo drinking clubs. The zona is too crowded otherwise. I have never had to wait very long in the past. I was only interested in walk across times as I never drive to TJ.

Return times depend on whether you are walking or driving across so I am not sure which you are going for? I can tell you that 3 weeks back I went on Friday and when I left to go back, it was around 5 am, the fucking line was back to where the taxi drops you off! I would definitely bring your ID but not a passport because it isn't required and it would suck to lose something like that. Not sure about staying at AB or CC and I don't frequent those enough to recommend any girls. There are plenty of girls though in AB so I don't think you would have a problem finding a good looking girl. On my last trip I didn't check AB out because I don't like the crowds and for non-gfe why put up with it? Then again if you want to best looking girls it seems like the spot to be.

[Lascivious]

A friend said that he read that a passport will be required to return to the Staes from MX next year. I remember hearing that they proposed this last year but it got shot down. Any info on this one?

[California Guy]

Return times depend on whether you are walking or driving across so I am not sure which you are going for? I can tell you that 3 weeks back I went on Friday and when I left to go back, it was around 5 am, the fucking line was back to where the taxi drops you off! I would definitely bring your ID but not a passport because it isn't required and it would suck to lose something like that. Not sure about staying at AB or CC and I don't frequent those enough to recommend any girls. There are plenty of girls though in AB so I don't think you would have a problem finding a good looking girl. On my last trip I didn't check AB out because I don't like the crowds and for non-gfe why put up with it? Then again if you want to best looking girls it seems like the spot to be.

[Thaijuan]

Someone told me TJ has a Tequila Festival where vendors bring their Teq's and you pay something like $20, does anyone know about this and when do they have it?
I heard Ensenada has a similar festival but I am not talking about that one, I want to check out TJ.

[Netman05]

I have not been able to make it down the adult playland in the south for around 8 months due to other commitments in the US.

I am planning on heading down between 3/4-3/8 with 3 nights planned in TJ.

I have read almost all of the posts here and had a few questions for the more frequent visitors:

1) Is it really 2h wait at the border? Is this only on Fri/Sat or other days and in the early evening (return around 10-11pm).

2) I assume just a US drivers license is still all that is required to get back? I don't like taking my passport as they scan it and I am concerned what informaiton could leak out to others in the US. ;-) In the past I just brought a photo-copy of my ID even though I never needed it.

3) Any recommendations on top new talent at AB or CC or on the street.

4) I was thinking of staying one night in either AB or CC so I can use the room with Chicas and then sleep after drinking. I did this one other time but the noise at AB was so loud it was hard to sleep. The room was safe and all but they play loud music all night. Do all of the CC/AB rooms do this or was it just that one night. I thought maybe they were trying to get me to check out early.

[Belldude2]

ok here is the 411 on the fiche cheit!. i got the lo down this weekend. obviously, many/most of the girls are recruited from other parts of mexico. what happens is that the club puts an ad in a paper in another city. the girl calls and agrees to the job. the club then sends her a ticket and puts her in a hotel. for this, she must sign a contract for a certain amount of time. in the case of hong kong in order to take her out of the club before her shift is done, one must pay the equivalent of 20 fiches. so if she already has 12 pieces of paper(fiche) with her name on it, then you must pay for the remaining 8, or wait to the end of her shift. can you believe that... 20 fuching drinks!!!! the ones that are not on contract, or have already fulfilled their contract, the normal bar fee is 20- 30 bucks. or so it has been in the past. hope this helps clear it up a bit. they are pimps first and foremost!

okay, let me just say it: i'm going to be fiche fucked here. this is a classic example of how it happens. enjoy.

i went down to tj on superbowl sunday and eventually landed in valentina bar in the alley. valentina bar is, i believe, owned by adelita bar. it is a less successful version of miami bar. that is, it is aimed mostly at locals and offers chicas for dollar dances with occasional strip shows. there is a hotel next door, used by both bar girls and the valentina street hookers. i enter and order a bohemia beer and they deliver two for 30 pesos. i give a 10 peso tip.

there is a homely white blonde stripping on the dance floor. nice breasts but flabby everywhere else. she starts making the rounds for dollar tips. for a dollar you can pretty much touch or kiss her anywhere. after her, a young brunette with black thigh-high stockings and four-inch heels starts her dance. now we're talking. she's pretty, a bit thick, but not fat. her firm, toned body is nice. i really like her wide face, big eyes, and pouty lips. she looks to be about 20. yes, this will likely be the one i want. she has my full attention and i hold up a dollar while she's making the rounds and get a chance at feeling her smooth, perfect skin.

after she's done she goes back to the dressing room. a short, fat, older brunette starts to strip dance. this only confirms that the young brunette is the right choice for me. after a couple minutes, my girl climbs into a shower stage in the back that i never noticed before. i finish my first beer and start the second. she finishes her shower and takes forever to come out. when she does come out, she lays down on a bench seat next to the stage turning her full attention to her damn cell phone. my eyes are locked on her but she never looks up. after about ten minutes, i ask a passing masero to fetch her for me. she's kind of surprised, but comes over willing, sits next to me, and i give the nod for fiche #1. the game is on.

60 pesos for the fiche and a 10 peso tip. but now my second beer is empty and i order another. her name is cristal, sure it is. we quickly establish that she knows no english. perfect. i know only a few phrases and maybe a rep001tered hundred words maximum. i really haven't found this to be a problem. i plan to do lots of touching and very little talking anyway. i wrap my arms around her and pay for my next 2-for-1 bohemia. a couple sips later and we order fiche #2.

a well-endowed stripper makes her rounds and my girl says her own breasts are too little. i assure her that they are just perfect. she pulls them out and i confirm my evaluation with a more careful examination. recall that cristal is fresh out of the shower. she smells great and feel even better. i try to rub her belly, but her oversized belt is in the way. no problem, she immediately removes it. she pulls her top all the way down and orders fiche #3. she works on making a paper rose out of a napkin, i work on making her nipples hard.

we caress each other and i massage her neck and shoulders as she turns sideways to relax into my body. this is great. fiche #4 is ordered and promptly delivered. she briefly pulls her bikini bottom away to show me her fuzz. they start playing a slow song and we get up to dance along with a few other couples. she kicks off her shoes making her a couple inches shorter than me. perfect. she snuggles into me as we slow dance. back to the table and its time for fiche #5. she pulls out her bikini bottom and i slip my hand onto her pussy. we start deep french kissing and i order myself another beer. she finishes her beer, pours some of my beer into her glass and gulps it. more kissing, petting, dancing and now i'm not sure what fiche we're on but i ask her to go to the hotel. she's delighted and heads off to the baño. meanwhile, the masero shows up with a bucket of five more fiches.

there's no fucking way i'm going to buy a bucket of beer at 60 pesos a bottle. the masero says it is required if i want to take this girl to the hotel. i tell him to leave one beer and no more. cristal returns and the masero says something to her. cristal gulps the remaining bottle and i tell her no mas crevaze and vamos hotel. as we approach the exit, several maseros are stop her argue about the bucket of beers. i have no intention of arguing and continue walking toward the exit. she says something like she's a puta working for money. i walk outside, she catches up to me and we get a room for a half hour.

really, i've had too much to drink at this point. we settle into the room, she undresses and we spend lots of time dfk. she's young and beautiful and i'm happy as can be. we explore each other and eventually she pushes my head down between her spread legs. the more she wiggles and moans, the more effort put into the task at hand.

before i know it, the knock comes. i haven't even had my chance yet. i ask her for more time. she says i have to buy five more damn beers for more time. no fucking way. i pay her 500 pesos and leave.

i knew better, but still: fiche fucked.

[El Juez]

California Guy

Good report. From my experience, more often than not, the average to above average chicas often are the most fun simply for the reason they are not so full of themselves.

[California Guy]

Went down last Friday night because I normally head on weekday nights and thought I would see if the weekends were going to be better. Many people were going to party and I probably should have joined them on Revolucion Anyway I head first to HK because I wanted to see if some hot girls were back but the talent level is low. I like this place because you can see the girls easier, the seats or comfortable for lounging, and it is basically like a US strip club but with more touching available. If you haven't been yet I suggest going but you will not be impressed with the girls compared to the other bars like AB.

Anyway I would say there are around 15-20 girls working and maybe 3 I would give a 7-8's and the rest went way down. One girl I would say is a solid 8 goes by the name America but I have yet to even talk with her because she looks like a *****! She has a model figure, tall and skinny, with prefect tits, nice face, but she is a little thin or she would be a 9. This night she did the lesbian show and you could tell she probably wouldn't be great in the hotel as she was pissed if guys were touching her too much. I mean I understand some of these guys get stupid but many weren't doing much more than the normal petting you see. She didn't seem into the show as much as the other girl either which was a shame but there were a lot of gringos throwing around money this nite so I don't think she cared. Oh back to the too much touching part, one gringo got pulled up on stage because he was doing it too much and they wanted to mess with him. Normally they will rub the shaving cream all over your face and clothes but they just grabbed this guy and got him naked on stage. The guy didn't seem to care so it was a good laugh, though you could see the guy seemed a little embarrassed after. One more note about that girl, when I went upstairs after the show I heard a couple gringos saying she is married as well and her husband was actually sitting up there watching the show!

After this I went over to Tropical again and tried that place out, needless to say I won't go back unless I am out of options. There were 2-3 girls that were 7-8's but all with guys and the others weren't hot at all. If you don't speak good Spanish the place lags as well and there weren't many gringos around to chat with. I was tempted to try another one of the clubs around but I just went back to HK because I didn't want to stay much longer due to the fact I had things to do Saturday and the quality level is bad. I even asked one of the waiters in HK about it and he just shook his had saying he had no clue. I forget his name but he speaks perfect English and is one of the cooler waiters there, short with a buzz cut if you need to ask about chicas. Well back at HK the better girls were still with guys buying them a bunch of drinks. Oh that girl America left after her show so she wasn't around either way. After a while it was getting late so I was going to give it another 30 minutes and leave. I was watching this one girl up stairs, from the bottom level, that I had my eye on the whole night but she wasn't going to leave her cash cow to go to the hotel. While I was watching her though I noticed another girl with a couple Asian guys and she was pretty cute. They were getting her drunk and she seemed like she was having a good time. After a little while the guys left so I decided I would go and talk with her since she was free. She wasn't the hottest girl, a good 6, but was nice and pretty wasted. I asked her about the hotel and she said it was good, broken English, as she could barely stand up at times lol. I think she was new as well because I hadn't seen her before and she said she had arrived the previous Friday. While she was getting cleaned up, prior to going up stairs, they started another lesbian show and it was like 4am so I watched for a few minutes and it was better than the first.

Up in the room it started like a typical TJ experience where she took her clothes off, I took mine off, and she laid there waiting...not the GFE some of us look for. She wouldn't suck me and I was tempted to do some DATY because her pussy was just perfect, actually she had a really good figure, but I wasn't that willing and I don't think she wanted it. I thought for a minute that this session was going to be a really bad one but I recalled she was having fun in the club and was maybe shy. I started mish with her and she became really wet which was great. I really got into it and she seemed to like it as well which makes things that much better. I rolled her over to her side and did her like this for a good 10 minutes and she was moaning like crazy. I thought she was a little too excited (faking the O) and wanting me to cum so I did after a good 20 minutes total. I thought the guys would be knocking soon as well and I wanted to at least finish things up. So I am laying there rubbing her pussy and kissing her more and decide to get up and clean off. She actuallys grabs my arm and pulls me back saying she wanted more, man I thought it was all a show but she was drunk and horny! I'm kind of laughing and she pushes me down on my back and starts to grind on me and puts my hand inside her, my cock is still rapped in the damn condom lol! So now I am laying there with one hand holding my used condom, didn't want the little guys roaming, and the other rubbing her clit. She is moaning, kissing me, grinding away, and I am super tired because it is around 5:00 and I already busted one so I didn't think I could get hard before the guys came to the room. I even told her that they were going to knock soon but she didn't care, kept telling me to "enter" her again and without a condom! I obviously didn't but I did my best to give her another orgasm before we had to leave, which surpisingly didn't happen for a good 10 minutes. Overall one of my best sessions ever, mainly because she was a cool girl and it was a funny experience as well. The fact she wasn't one of the hottest girls, new, and a little drunk probably aided but I am definitely not complaing and will do her again next time but save my nut I will have to get her name as well because I can't remember but she was from Mexico City, about 5'3, nice B cup, and speaks broken English.

[Country John]

I appreciate your graciousness Country John, but I can't take credit for the post since I copied it from Burt at another TJ FAQ forum you are familiar with. I'll gladly repost this where you think it is appropriate, or feel free to copy and paste it yourself. Anything to help the cause.

Cool, I was unaware of Burts post. Might be a good idea to post in in my thread, or a reference to burts post.

Country John