General Reports

[Daytonamonger]

Has anyone ever used the services of the sobadoras on second street by the cathedral? They use massage therapy and chiropractic to heal everything from sore back to knees.

Here's a link to an article I found about them
http://www3.signonsandiego.com/stori...to-pkg-032409/

I'm thinking about hitting them up the next time I'm in Tijuana. Which should hopefully be next Monday to help my sore back.

Any info would be greatly appreciated.

Daytona

[Super Gato]

I give the impression that I know where I am, what I am doing, where I am going and how to get there. And I show that I am not oblivious to my surroundings. When I walk I make eye contact with everyone (except the SW cause they'll start grabbing me if I do. lol) so that they'll know I am aware of them. This probably helps to keep any muggers at bay.

I do know it's all business but if everything was handled like a bank transaction, then there goes half the fun. And I like a full experience.

Even if you've never been somewhere, the key is give the impression you're a regular. Making eye contact with everyone (I will make eye contact with the girls though... they'll hiss at me and I'll hiss back) and always keeping an eye on the periphery. Walking with a sense of purpose and familiarity even if you might be lost. The chineros go for the easy prey long before they go for someone that knows the score. Same with the ratero cops. This isn't a Tijuana only thing. This is everywhere. I've played in some areas that make Zona Norte look like Disneyland.

It blows my mind to see some of the gringo mongers in the zone drunk off their asses and completely oblivious to their surrounding. Loud and obnoxious drawing attention to themselves. There's always that discussion on these boards about wearing shorts and not wanting to stand out from the locals (I wear shorts but dark solid colored shirts without any adornment. I'm clean, comfortable but not flashy in any way) Some guys will dress in loud brightly colored shirts like they're in a Tommy Bahama ad; or dress like they're heading for lunch in La Jolla. They'll have their BlackBerry clipped to their belt or will blindly walk down the street while texting someone. Those are the guys that get mugged, they're the ones that get overcharged by the girls, they're the ones that get short changed by the meseros.

When I was there over the weekend I was walking along Constitution and while panning to my right I saw a guy coming toward me in a fast walk. I stopped turned and looked at him. He turned around and started going off in the other direction. He could have been a mugger or pickpocket. Or he could have been some guy. Either way I didn't get ripped off.

[Efjayel]

It is all business !! You should know that by now. Some are more fun than others but it all has to do with money.

You can talk with the paraditas (with your back to the wall) and get a feel for them. There are better places to go if you are looking for a soul mate than the zona (not to say it is impossible).

Yes it seems to be getting riskier on the streets and not the best of times to learn but you have to tear the lace off your panties some time.

Everytime I go to Tj I always walk to and from the border. Once even at night. I've even walked the lonely streets that lead to nowhere simply because I was sight seeing. Bad idea but I've done it. I've never once been attacked or in any kind of danger. If anything, the only times I've ever been worried was when the police where scoping me out thinking they might frisk me and take my money as they are known to do.

I suppose that part of my luck is due to the fact that I don't look like a typical tourist or monger. I easily pass off as person doing business there. I give the impression that I know where I am, what I am doing, where I am going and how to get there. And I show that I am not oblivious to my surroundings. When I walk I make eye contact with everyone (except the SW cause they'll start grabbing me if I do. lol) so that they'll know I am aware of them. This probably helps to keep any muggers at bay.

I do know it's all business but if everything was handled like a bank transaction, then there goes half the fun. And I like a full experience.

[Travel Addict]

Some OLD SMUGGLER'S TRICKS

1. Go get a pair of nylon running shorts, with pockets, at Walmart or similar, $5.99 Put your passport and big bills in the pocket of the shorts.

Put on a pair of loose pants, like cargo pants, over the shorts.

Put a few dollars and a comb in the pants pockets.

Now they aren't gonna get the good stuff unless they pull your pants off. And hell you are going to have to take your pants off pretty soon to get to your dick.

2. Get a pair of athletic jock type underwear, with the snapfront pocket for the hard cup. Throw away the cup, and keep your prize jewels in the cup pocket.

You now have your money and your dick in the same handy container, and if you reach for either one, you will get both!

99% of muggers, customs guys and cops will not grab your crotch when they frisk you. Plus you look like you have a really big package.

3. Get a soft eyeglass case or pouch, with the clip. Put your good stuff inside, and clip them into your underwear. Makes your junk look HUGE, women will fear you and men will want to BE you. Also works with a sock and a safety pin, etc., the point is to put them where your dick is because most robbers are male, and don't really want to grab your package. YMMV if you are really pretty and the robber is gay.

4. Put your money in a lubricated condom and.

Swallow your money 23 hours before arrival, it will magically reappear just in time when you need to spend it, and meanwhile ain't nobody gonna find it without a chainsaw. However do not try this with your video camera.

[Sgt Perv]

With the street girls, it seems to be all business. Go up to them, make an offer, then go do the deed. Not much time to get to know them. I figure this is good for some guys as it prevents allowing yourself to get close to the girl. It's no strings attached sex which should be the main attraction/reason for visiting the Zona Norte to begin with. But that's just not me.

Also those posted news clippings of surprise attacks on mongers while all they where doing was negotiating with a paradita is somewhat scary. Just another reason for me to want to avoid the alley girls. D:

It is all business !! You should know that by now. Some are more fun than others but it all has to do with money.

You can talk with the paraditas (with your back to the wall) and get a feel for them. There are better places to go if you are looking for a soul mate than the zona (not to say it is impossible).
Yes it seems to be getting riskier on the streets and not the best of times to learn but you have to tear the lace off your panties some time.

[Super Gato]

I've mentioned before that I'm more accustomed to the bar girls than the street girls. Mostly because you get a better feel of the bar girls by hanging out and having drinks before going upstairs. With the street girls, it seems to be all business. Go up to them, make an offer, then go do the deed. Not much time to get to know them. I figure this is good for some guys as it prevents allowing yourself to get close to the girl. It's no strings attached sex which should be the main attraction/reason for visiting the Zona Norte to begin with. But that's just not me.

Also those posted news clippings of surprise attacks on mongers while all they where doing was negotiating with a paradita is somewhat scary. Just another reason for me to want to avoid the alley girls. D:

I too only go with the bar girls. In the towns bordering the Texas border, there are similar street girls but they stand outside the door to their own room. The pricing is the same -- a very low quote for clothed, one position, no BJ, and then you need to nickel and dime for any extras. The bar girls have a flat fee and no clothes, bj and multiple positions are a given. The only upselling is for things like anal or bbbj/bbfs, etc. I also like the bar environment because like Efjayel says because you can pick up a vibe from the girl over a drink. And in the strip clubs you can see them naked first so you don't get any surprises in the room. The street girls will smile and do that hissing as you walk by and not give you much to go on. Maybe it is just my limited experience with the door and street girls, but the girls are generally uninspired and turn in a poor performance. I like the girls that are animated and bring energy to the session as opposed to staring up at the ceiling saying 'feeenish feeenish' (nothing can prolong a session for me than when the girl says 'feenish.'.

What is great about the Zona is you can it your way. Something for everyone.

[OCTraveler]

Steelcan - as usual I concur with Country in his assessment of your report. Nice job!

I have seen the parlor's website and am glad to hear that the girls are the same there as pictured - I hate the "bait and switch".

Were there any other girls there as well? Most of those pictured look more girls like your teenage daughter would bring home - I prefer a provider who has had a chance to mature a bit (even if she has gained a couple of kilos),

Anyway great job .... be safe.

[Country John]

I remember when going to the Zona meant being on the prowl, scoping out the scene with the posters and the walkers etc. It's not like that anymore. More and more mongers have the destination in mind and the trip planned before crossing the border. This is a very smart way to do things.

While some still like to stroll the Zona Norte, it has become common knowledge that it is increasingly unsafe for the uninitiated or anyone without the years of experience needed to keep the odds in your favor.

While it is still very much possible to prowl without getting into trouble, having the plan in mind usually means a good trip and a nice TR such as is written below.

My only suggestion would be to ask the cab driver for the destination before getting into the cab and if there is ANY hesitation, pick another cab. Don't fuck with these guys who want to hustle you off to a club that pays them a spiff for bringing you there.

Be safe and be nice,
Country John

[SteeleCan]

Today was the first time that I have gone to Cheaters, so I will have a detailed report. Aww what they hell I love retelling the moment any way. Got to the border around 5:45 pm parked at the $5 dollar lot by the Jack in the box. Walked across the border and when to the first cab. I told him Cheaters and he acted like he didn't know where Cheaters was. I'm thinking here we go with the con. He got another guy and he didn't know and he mentioned a few places and I said no. They asked another guy and he knew where it was and had to give my guy directions. I couldn't believe he has never gotten that request.

We approached Cheaters and I saw it first and had to say "aqui aqui" LOL. He didn't have a clue. You walk up a set of stairs, then a bell rings from a sensor that lets girls know to come out. Laura comes out (the tiny one) and tells me to sit on the couch that was right there There was also a tv right above the couch that porn going on. There was a lineup of about 5-6 girls. I had my mind on a few that I had checked out on the website, however when they are live and in the flesh they look different and I forgot which ones I liked. I selected Perla. She was on the website (cheatersmassage). She is really cute and has braces and has some nice C cups. Laura told me that it would be $40 dollars for a hour massage and I could have a shower and I could arrange other services with the girl in the room but because I read these forums, I knew to mention the $60 (after 4pm) promotion. I knew that included full service. She said ok and we went upstairs. So fellas, mention the promotion. It is $80 all inclusive (massage, CBJ, FS) and $60 after 4 pm.

We go upstairs to massage room and it is huge. A lot bigger than the hotel next to Hong Kong. It had to small beds in it, table, tv, closet, and a shower. It was nice. Perla left me to undress and to take a quick shower. She came in handed me a towel to dry off, then she started taking off her clothes. I was laying on the bed enjoying her view, when she started with the massage. We all know the massage is a joke, but it kinda gets you in the mood and at least you get a little more value for your buck before the FS. She rubbed some lotion on my body (5 minutes), then told me to flip. She had this lube out, and began stroking my dick while I sucked her tits. I'm thinking I hope she not just going to give me a HJ. She then pulls out a condom (Whew! ) and gives me some pretty CBJ. She had the spit action going and was even deep throating it. I was impressed.

She lubed herself and hopped on top of me. She felt great and I loved looking at those nits tits. She sounded like she was into it. Making noises and moaning. She was moving her ass. I finished before I could hit it doggy. Took a shower and that was that. Walked out of the joint and was waiting on a cab. None were around and I began to get nervous. All the mugging stories were coming to mind LOL. I didn't want to walk up the street I just wanted to stand right there and wait. Finally one came and I shouted to him and he stopped. Made it back w/o incident.

Overall I was pleased. I actually will continue to go to Cheaters over the HKs and the ADs because you don't have to go through the hassles. You just pick your girl and go upstairs and for the $60 price for the hour is great with very nice spa type rooms and no room fee. Also I believe they have a bar and I will check that out next time.

$100 Tijuana Challenge

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$60 Girl
$10 Cab ride there and back
$5 Parking
$3 Tacos
$1 Frozen fruit bar

=$79 Succeeded

[Efjayel]

I've mentioned before that I'm more accustomed to the bar girls than the street girls. Mostly because you get a better feel of the bar girls by hanging out and having drinks before going upstairs. With the street girls, it seems to be all business. Go up to them, make an offer, then go do the deed. Not much time to get to know them. I figure this is good for some guys as it prevents allowing yourself to get close to the girl. It's no strings attached sex which should be the main attraction/reason for visiting the Zona Norte to begin with. But that's just not me.

Also those posted news clippings of surprise attacks on mongers while all they where doing was negotiating with a paradita is somewhat scary. Just another reason for me to want to avoid the alley girls. D:

[SuperSteve]

Hey Sgt Perv:

I have appreciated your posts.

I really don't have a stigma against the paraditas, more of just never been arriba with one so don't know the rooms, etc. I will say that it couldn't be any worse than some of the places I've sessioned with in Costa Rica. If any of you have sessioned at LeGrillion, you know what I'm talking about. It will happen though............

Super Gato:

I agree with what you say about TJ last weekend. It is probably the first time I have not sessioned at Adelitas, and definately the first time I have sessioned at Las Chevelas. Chicago had some good lookers, for having such a limited amount of women. It is good to see it on the upswing again.

I'm looking forward to this weekend, and will post what I find when I get back.

Health & happiness to all.

[Super Gato]

Off the Adelitas. I have never seen it so slow in Adelitas, not many women or mongers, even hottie corner was bare. We have a drink and head out to Hong Kong.

Hong Kong was packed. The vibe was rocking, with probably 50-75 girls, and mongers galore. My wingman score with a hot spinner, who later was in the lesbo show.

I was at Adelita on Saturday night and it seemed more like a weekday night than a Saturday. Hong Kong was rocking.

Sunday afternoon I went back to AB and the zona. The last time I was in town, even Sunday afternoon had some real lookers. But this time it was dead with only a few older/larger/uglier girls than I liked. Hong Kong was doing great business and they had a few lookers in their day shift.

I went back to my hotel for a nap then came back to the zona around 1030pm. Adelita had a lot more girls than guys at this point, but still pretty darn slow. There were only a few doable ones. Hong Kong was a party and as usual on the non-busy days they had part of the upstairs area closed off.

A few of my old favoritas from Nuevo Laredo would work over at Chicago and I went over there. It was nearly empty so I walked down the bar area and turned around after not being satisfied with anyone in there. On Saturday night it had a few hotter chicas but they were occupied so I missed out. Sadly, all of them had last night off.

I normally monger in Nuevo Laredo Boystown and look forward to my trips to Tijuana for the variety and volume of hot women. It was markedly quieter from my lasts trips (even the one I took the day after last Christmas) but still is faring better than the Texas border towns.

[Sgt Perv]

We first take a stroll through the alley. It seemed that there were more women out than usual, with some very hot bodied young things. As usual I don't have the b*lls to pull the trigger, although with how hot some of the laides were it will be soon.

Once you get passed the stigma of the paraditas, you will kick yourself for not giving them a chance earlier.

I also understand that some of you may want to rip on me for walking from the Zona to Ave. Revo. Yes, there are risks involved, but not only is my head on a swivel, but I will actually stop several times and turn around. I stay keenly aware of the situation. If something does not appear right, I step into the street and let the possible situation go by, or cross the street.

You are being smart about it and acting cautiously as you should.

[Rabo Verde]

Step right up, if you have the balls. We got painted ladies, machine guns, terrorism, suicide killers, bandidos, corrupt cops, shootouts, gangsters, gunfights, posses, legless beggars, political assassinations, hired killers, mafia wars, Miami Vice, federales, blood feuds, Grand Theft Auto, we got it all in T.J. Entrance is free, parking costs $5, enter at your own risk!

Exactly the same stuff people want to watch 12 hours a day on television, video games, movies and internet.

If it was a movie starring Brad Pitt and Angelina McFuckface, "NORMAL" people would line up to pay $15 to see it.
The real thing, nobody is interested except us perverts, LOL go figure.....

[Sgt Perv]

.. if I got in a shot or two they'd be stunned.

Daytona

Evaluate the area when you get there (spidey senses) and use HK to access the alley.

Desperate people will do desperate things ,so watch your back.

Go to the BMV and say you lost your DL. Now take your old DL to the zona and hide some money on you. Just in case.