General Reports

[Captain Solo]

Lost.

Return line on Sunday morning is not bad, but after 2 PM line can be long. My wingman crossed back on foot last Monday at noon, took him 15 minutes total from the gate.

In your case you should be at the airport no later than 12:30 PM to clear TSA check point and board your flight. From the border, the trolley and bus would take 1:45 min to the airport or 1 hour by UBER, so check out of the hotel at 9, be at the border at 10, cross to San Ysidro at 10:30. That would give you enough time to get to the airport.

If migrants swarm the port, run over you and hold you up, blame CBP and their Title 42, not me; I am not a traffic cop, OK?

[StRobert]

I post this trip here since I know a lot of guys in this thread.

I want to do a leisurely road trip of Europe, driving a round circle in about 2 weeks in September when weather is cool.

We can fly LAX to Barcelona RT nonstop on Iberia A330 11 hours for about $500, rent a car for $50 a day and drive around to big cities, major monger spots, about 200 miles apart, booking hotels at the best spots where we want to stay. With hottest girls, the most fun, the best food. Google maps makes everything easy.

Rough itin subject to adjustments: LAX Barcelona Madrid Paris Amsterdam Frankfurt Munich Zurich Vienna Rome Monaco Barcelona LAX.

Any bro want to go?

Captain, my opinion is that in Europe, do not rent a car but use the railway connection. They have very good high speed train connections from downtown to downtown. There are always many hotels around the railway stations. With the car there are problems with parking and the high price of gasoline. Paris and all of France have illegal prostitution. Paris, Rome, Monaco are good tourist attractions but not a lot of sex action. Right on the French / Spanish border not far from Barcelona is the largest brothel in Europe "Club Paradise' in the town of La Jonquera (Spain) but I don't know if it's open after the Covid epidemic you have to google it. There is also a lot of sex action in Belgium (prostitution is legal in Belgium, Germany, the Netherlands, Switzerland, Spain but not in France, Norway, Sweden, Iceland).

[Nothing24]

Yall ever tried paying a Tijuana girl through CashApp / PayPal / etc. ?

Or is it not possible because of the currency exchange?

[BChizzle]

I'm hoping you could help out a noob or old vet (I use to live in SD back in the early 2000's). It use to be all about Adelitas back then LOL. I've never stayed in Tijuana.

- is Cascadas not a good place to stay? I read bed bugs. I was planning to stay there on Mon and Tues and get a VIP card to get 70% off. How long is the VIP card good for?

- do they let you bring in club girls, SW or any girl for free? I saw some people got charged a lot.

- I was planning to stay Caesars for a few nights after and just get some escorts. Is that a good place to stay? It's half the price of Ticuan.

[Lost99]

How bad is the lineup to get back to San Diego on Sunday morning? (I have a flight at 2 pm).

What time should I lineup to get back to the airport by 12 noon? Anybody every pay to skip the line, how much does that cost?

[Captain Solo]

Hunter brother.

Glad to hear from you. I came to the same conclusion, Barcelona is way too far out to drive, better off flying. I sketched out on the map a round robin trip, starting from Frankfurt. 8 driving legs, all about 100-150 miles each, the longest is FF to Berlin, about 200 miles. We can leisurely drive 3 to 4 hours to the next cities, sight seeing, resting, eating, hitting interesting spots and staying 2 nights at each of these cities, total 16 nights:

LAX FF Berlin Prague Vienna Budapest Hohemthurn Munich Zurich FF LAX.

We will have 4 nights in Frankfurt. If we still have time at the end, we can fly to Barcelona from FF RT less than $100 and drive down to Madrid.

If you cannot PM, ask any of your friends to PM me for my tel so we can discuss it some more.

Beautiful, sexy and horny young euro girls awaiting you in September.

[Lefeu]

...BTW Amsterdam is past its prime and the leg to Madrid would be a time waster and Monaco not worth the effort. And all of Europe takes July / August as their vacation time so September works. Frankfurt is the best hub and highest concentration of DisneyMan Land...

Yeah, I agree that Amsterdam is past its prime time. Yes, July / August are vacation months, but plenty of tourists. You may be able to score a civie, with some game.

Frankfurt is my favorite mongering hub too, surrounded with plenty of FKKs, however, the weather can be tricky as it is close to the rainy season. I had to deal with the rain in previous visits in the September / October timeframe.

[Bunter Hiden]

I post this trip here since I know a lot of guys in this thread.

I want to do a leisurely road trip of Europe, driving a round circle in about 2 weeks in September when weather is cool.

We can fly LAX to Barcelona RT nonstop on Iberia A330 11 hours for about $500, rent a car for $50 a day and drive around to big cities, major monger spots, about 200 miles apart, booking hotels at the best spots where we want to stay. With hottest girls, the most fun, the best food. Google maps makes everything easy.

Rough itin subject to adjustments: LAX Barcelona Madrid Paris Amsterdam Frankfurt Munich Zurich Vienna Rome Monaco Barcelona LAX.

Any bro want to go?

I would be down for that. Have tapped many of those places. Puta logistician is my wheel house. I don't know how to PM so when is the next time you will be at your office (HK)? BTW Amsterdam is past its prime and the leg to Madrid would be a time waster and Monaco not worth the effort. And all of Europe takes July / August as their vacation time so September works. Frankfurt is the best hub and highest concentration of DisneyMan Land. And the timing is perfect there as the outside pool areas will still be open and there ain't nothing quite like laying out getting your boys some sun while the Noah's Ark of naked ladies cruise around. I've always found it fascinating that Romanian chicks can pass themselves off as almost any European but the Polish.

[Cocr Brotheler]

Cocr.

Not sure how you can check for bed bugs and roaches, as they hide in the day time and only come out at night. It really disgusts me.

I stayed overnight Sunday on Cascada 7th floor. Mexican guys in HK poured us a couple shots of Buchanan. I tried it out, good whiskey, but I quickly got really high with a dead dick. I was so drunk I fell in bed and slept 8 hours straight. Cascada did not have many clients Sunday night. All Penthouses and Master Suites were empty. The room was nice, clean, quiet, no noise and no bed bugs.

Roaches yes the little dirty ones stay hidden in the light but can spot dead bed bug carcasses in the outside edge seams of the mattresses. I like idea of buying a more expensive room at least gets you off the 4th flor and away from room 404. I wouldn't even want to be in 504.

[Baxter Slade]

Oh I won't advertise it, always dress down etc. Usually the first taxista to approach is more aggressive. I walk down a bit or even to Zona shuttle kiosk. Bringing the 5 year old laptop and I don't even own iPhone.

Or maybe even just take Zona Shuttle then taxi from there to Ticuan?

I would say a taxi from the border to Ticuan is much less likely to be involved in a shakedown than a taxi from the zona to Ticuan.

[Captain Solo]

Cocr.

Not sure how you can check for bed bugs and roaches, as they hide in the day time and only come out at night. It really disgusts me.

I stayed overnight Sunday on Cascada 7th floor. Mexican guys in HK poured us a couple shots of Buchanan. I tried it out, good whiskey, but I quickly got really high with a dead dick. I was so drunk I fell in bed and slept 8 hours straight. Cascada did not have many clients Sunday night. All Penthouses and Master Suites were empty. The room was nice, clean, quiet, no noise and no bed bugs.

[Cocr Brotheler]

And then there are those stories about taxi drivers who alert the police whenever they have a fare worth shaking down.

Oh I won't advertise it, always dress down etc. Usually the first taxista to approach is more aggressive. I walk down a bit or even to Zona shuttle kiosk. Bringing the 5 year old laptop and I don't even own iPhone.

Or maybe even just take Zona Shuttle then taxi from there to Ticuan?

[WombatEd2]

I'm bringing my large roller bag, $1200 cash (oops just gave myself away) and lap top so don't want to get mugged. I'll just haggle with the taxi driver to get me safely to Ticuan.

And then there are those stories about taxi drivers who alert the police whenever they have a fare worth shaking down.

[Cocr Brotheler]

Given the reports of violence, by taxi drivers attacking Uber drivers, it would probably be a good idea NOT to have your Uber pick you up right at the taxi area.

Walk a block or so. It will give you a bit of exercise. (If you don't get mugged.).

I'm bringing my large roller bag, $1200 cash (oops just gave myself away) and lap top so don't want to get mugged. I'll just haggle with the taxi driver to get me safely to Ticuan.

Thank you everybody.

[WombatEd2]

How are the Uber wait times in general and from the taxi line area once you cross over? Or is the Uber wait area somewhere else? I'd like to take an Uber versus taxi to Ticuan Thursday night.

Given the reports of violence, by taxi drivers attacking Uber drivers, it would probably be a good idea NOT to have your Uber pick you up right at the taxi area.

Walk a block or so. It will give you a bit of exercise. (If you don't get mugged.).