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[Phordphan]

Are all women on Tijuana CL real? Or do you have to pick the mature older ones. Any experience with the 18-24 year old range girls?

As far as I know they're all real. At least all of the ones I've contacted were.

The "mature" ones are harder to find but I prefer ladies over 30, generally speaking.

So far, all my experience with the 18 - 24 range is that the vast majority work for agencies. I refuse to deal with agencies because I have a philosophical objection to pimping and the girls only get a fraction of the fees. Oh, and they tend to lie about their ages. Girls obviously in their 20s claim to be 18 or 19 all the time. I do have a 24 y/o prospect I'd love to try but I can only make it to Tijuana so often and my regular rotation demands all of my attention.

[Reinaldo]

Would you mind sharing your source for this assertion? I believe there is now more than one manufacturer of generic Viagra in Mexico but Maxifort is the most well known. If what you say is true I would think Pfizer would advertise that in Mexico.

Right now the generic Viagra in Mex is about 25% to 30% of what US Standards are. So yes, you are getting it cheap. Still better than having to go through the hoops in US.

[Pesto26]

are all women on tijuana cl real? or do you have to pick the mature older ones. any experience with the 18-24 year old range girls?

i'll try to keep this brief.

i'd saved an ad from cl the other day. last night i decided to drop her a line and see if there was any interest. she responded and we set up a date for today.

i called her around noon to confirm our appointment and she wasn't in. somebody else answered her phone. somebody who talked spanish like speedy gonzalez. so, i hung up and started poking around cl for plan b. just as i was going to pick up the phone it rang. it was plan a. seems she had forgotten our date. seems she's a bit of a ditz. so we made another appointment.

i showed up early, completely by accident, for our 3:00 meet. of course she didn't show. then she called at 3:30 and was leaving her house. at 4:30 i'd had enough and was about to bail when the phone rang. she was looking for me and had her friend call. why she didn't just call me directly i'll never know. anyway, we finally found each other and made our way to a starbucks to unfreeze my ass...

[FlapJacK]

she sounds like a good women. i kind of had something similar happen with a nice looking street chica one time. i gave her a 10 dollar tip after having two sessions with her and she wanted to give me back 5 bucks for taxi. i had also bought us dinner earlier that night. unfortunately i was never able find her again.

i'll try to keep this brief.

i'd saved an ad from cl the other day. last night i decided to drop her a line and see if there was any interest. she responded and we set up a date for today.

i called her around noon to confirm our appointment and she wasn't in. somebody else answered her phone. somebody who talked spanish like speedy gonzalez. so, i hung up and started poking around cl for plan b. just as i was going to pick up the phone it rang. it was plan a. seems she had forgotten our date. seems she's a bit of a ditz. so we made another appointment.

i showed up early, completely by accident, for our 3:00 meet. of course she didn't show. then she called at 3:30 and was leaving her house. at 4:30 i'd had enough and was about to bail when the phone rang. she was looking for me and had her friend call. why she didn't just call me directly i'll never know. anyway, we finally found each other and made our way to a starbucks to unfreeze my ass.

ms. d (for ditz) turned out to be mid-30s, about 5' 5" and muy delgada. nice change. she had some ingles, so we hit it off pretty well. she was obviously inexperienced and rather nervous most of the evening. we got to know each other for a while, then zipped off the la premier. the cab offered to return whenever we wished. she told me she'd stay pretty much as long as i wanted, within reason, so i opted for 2 hours.

we hung out for a bit, watched some tv, cuddled on the bed. she warmed up finally and we got down to the main event. she was very thin, but had nice boobs with perfect size nips. very tight in the panocha department, yet another nice surprise. we did all the usual. daty, bbbj, doggie, cg. my biggest problem these days is that condoms and i just don't get along. but we found ways around that.

afterward we showered together and watched tv until the taxi arrived. now here's where it got interesting.

she'd only asked for 500 pesos. despite her being mega-late i'd still taken up about 3. 5 hours of her time so far. so, i slipped her 800 pesos to see what would happen. i was fully prepared to give her more if she would have asked. she counted it and then surprised the shit out of me. instead of telling me that it wasn't enough, she asked if i liked pizza. sure, i said. then she offered to take me out for pizza and she would pay "with this money," indicating what i'd just given her. jaw, meet floor. how could i refuse?

we headed out to the only joint i could think of at that moment. true to her word she paid for pizza and drinks, and then even recharged her cell phone account using her own money (well, it was hers now). we finished and i had to split before my 8 hour parking ran out. we hopped a taxi and she was even going to pay for her half, but i insisted that i pay for all of it.

so, tijuana is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you're going to get. i suspect she's a keeper and will repeat.

$150 an hour agency girls? fuggedaboudit!

[Don Smith 10]

I guess I'll stick to Viagra. I didn't know that Cialis has no generic available in Mexico. I trust Farmacias Similares, but don't know if I would trust another pharmacy to give me the "real" Indian version.

Thanks for the info about generic Cialis.

You can get 30pills (5mg) free cialis once a year. Go to cialis web site. You can print out coupon. Check the cheap clinic. Some clinic charge $20-30 for the prescription. 30 original pills worth almost $200. I get cialis every year free. It only qualify once a year though. This cialis works perfect for me. Because it last 24-36 hours.

[Phordphan]

i'll try to keep this brief.

i'd saved an ad from cl the other day. last night i decided to drop her a line and see if there was any interest. she responded and we set up a date for today.

i called her around noon to confirm our appointment and she wasn't in. somebody else answered her phone. somebody who talked spanish like speedy gonzalez. so, i hung up and started poking around cl for plan b. just as i was going to pick up the phone it rang. it was plan a. seems she had forgotten our date. seems she's a bit of a ditz. so we made another appointment.

i showed up early, completely by accident, for our 3:00 meet. of course she didn't show. then she called at 3:30 and was leaving her house. at 4:30 i'd had enough and was about to bail when the phone rang. she was looking for me and had her friend call. why she didn't just call me directly i'll never know. anyway, we finally found each other and made our way to a starbucks to unfreeze my ass.

ms. d (for ditz) turned out to be mid-30s, about 5' 5" and muy delgada. nice change. she had some ingles, so we hit it off pretty well. she was obviously inexperienced and rather nervous most of the evening. we got to know each other for a while, then zipped off the la premier. the cab offered to return whenever we wished. she told me she'd stay pretty much as long as i wanted, within reason, so i opted for 2 hours.

we hung out for a bit, watched some tv, cuddled on the bed. she warmed up finally and we got down to the main event. she was very thin, but had nice boobs with perfect size nips. very tight in the panocha department, yet another nice surprise. we did all the usual. daty, bbbj, doggie, cg. my biggest problem these days is that condoms and i just don't get along. but we found ways around that.

afterward we showered together and watched tv until the taxi arrived. now here's where it got interesting.

she'd only asked for 500 pesos. despite her being mega-late i'd still taken up about 3. 5 hours of her time so far. so, i slipped her 800 pesos to see what would happen. i was fully prepared to give her more if she would have asked. she counted it and then surprised the shit out of me. instead of telling me that it wasn't enough, she asked if i liked pizza. sure, i said. then she offered to take me out for pizza and she would pay "with this money," indicating what i'd just given her. jaw, meet floor. how could i refuse?

we headed out to the only joint i could think of at that moment. true to her word she paid for pizza and drinks, and then even recharged her cell phone account using her own money (well, it was hers now). we finished and i had to split before my 8 hour parking ran out. we hopped a taxi and she was even going to pay for her half, but i insisted that i pay for all of it.

so, tijuana is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you're going to get. i suspect she's a keeper and will repeat.

$150 an hour agency girls? fuggedaboudit!

[GolfSexRroll]

You would have to be pretty stupid to pay based on a home pregnancy test. Lets got to the doctor and get tested and then we can talk.

Why of course it would be STUPID if you fell for it! I was referring to the PUTAs.

[SleazySteve]

Wait what. There is a legal weed place in Tijuana. I have to hit that up. How was the quality of the product?

The cabbie told me they pay off the cops to leave people alone there, but who knows? Its Tijuana, with white skin it would certainly be possible to be singled out. As for quality, I didn't indulge but it smelled decent. Just wanted to pop in out of curiosity to confirm its existence.

[HelpRules]

I hope the Chicas in Tijuana don't get wind of this scam. It seems that in the US women who are pregnant are selling "positive" First Alert Pregnancy test sticks to people in the US for $30. These tests can be used to get guys to marry or pay (extort money) for abortions.

You would have to be pretty stupid to pay based on a home pregnancy test. Lets got to the doctor and get tested and then we can talk.

[Artisttyp]

Wait what. There is a legal weed place in Tijuana. I have to hit that up. How was the quality of the product?

Bar Zacazanopan. Its not legal and the place does get raided by the cops. Crystal gets in there as well. You can get lucky sometimes but why chance it.

[ItsMeBeyatch]

Wait what. There is a legal weed place in Tijuana. I have to hit that up. How was the quality of the product?

On our way walking into Tijuana an San Ysidro crossing on Halloween there were 3 guards and no dogs (that I saw). However my gringo buddy and I both had to press a button and see if the light turned green or red while dozens of Mexicans strolled by un-harrassed. Crossing back over at Otay on Saturday it took 1. 5 hrs but no dogs or searches or anything.

My buddy and I both bought name brand Cialis and had very poor results. Had much better results with the generic Viagra.

Also of note. Popped into the "legal weed bar" (as it was described to me) next to Kentucky Fried Buches just to check it out. It was indeed filled with people rolling doobs out in the open and we were immediately approached by the proprietor who offered us greens and assured us we were cool as long as we kept it in the bar. Nonetheless the place was a shithole and indulging would have just made me paranoid so we left.

[GrayShorter]

What the fuck is going on with CBP at the entrance TO Mexico. About no less than 20 cbp agents and fido smelling all the fine criminals we are GOING INTO MEXICO. What a fucking waste of money. The lines are 2 hrs again to get Back into US. I'm sorry OUR GOVERNMENT is REALLY FUCKED UP. Some thing has to be done. (no wonder that guy in LAX went crazy. (CBP-TSA) same fuckin' untrained losers. IMHO

I drive through Mexico quite a bit, from one end to the other. The Federales are now using gamma ray detectors along the highways to look for not just drugs, but money, weapons, ammunition and people.

My bet is that if CBP is running checks on our side of the border, they're looking for people strapped with cash, trying to pass it back into Mexico. That money will have traces of drugs on it. Once they catch someone moving money, the DEA can try to work backwards to the money's source in the US.

They probably don't care about ammunition, drugs or illegals being moved into Mexico. LOL. They just want to bust a cartel.

[GrayShorter]

I guess I'll stick to Viagra. I didn't know that Cialis has no generic available in Mexico. I trust Farmacias Similares, but don't know if I would trust another pharmacy to give me the "real" Indian version.

Thanks for the info about generic Cialis.

[GolfSexRroll]

Here's what I took away from that fiasco.

There was a guy interviewed on the radio. He worked at Terminal 1 as a Skycap, or something to do with luggage. He heard a commotion and looked up. A huge stream of TSA agents were all beating feet out of Terminal 2 as fast as they could go.

So, these brave, highly trained thugs, with natty uniforms and shiny badges, are excellent at undressing 6 year old kids, and groping grandma. But some guy fights back and they all run screaming like little girls. I guess we know what will happen if Abdul the Mad Bomber ever does show up at LAX.

Oh, and LAX is a disgrace. So unprepared for even the most minor of disturbances. When did T2 finally open? A day later? WTF?

But I digress. Yes, Uncle Sam is most assuredly fucked up beyond repair. Drug sniffing mutts on the way IN to Mexico. I got sniffed on the way out the other day retuning via Otay. I guess it's a lot easier to sniff grey-haired middle-aged gringos for drugs than it is to find the tunnels RIGHT UNDER THEIR FUCKING FEET. I think we should fire the lot of them and hire the Keystone Kops. It'd be the same results, only cheaper.

I know a lot of folks on these forums complain about Tijuana cops. In all my travels in Tijuana I have only been talked to by two cops asking why I was waiting in a hotel doorway. I said I was told to wait for my chica (by her) and I told the cops her name. Never said another word. I even walk To and From the border even after sunset (newbes don't do this).

Now that said / I have more trouble with MY own government with ME a very US citizen. AS gringo looking as can be. By CBP agents. I have nothing to hide. I go to Mexico every week (sometimes more) when they swipe my passport they see it. Still ask stupid questions. Regular ones no problem (where you live etc.) but when I say I'm in Mexico to go to lunch with "my girlfriend" and they start to pry I lose my temper. Like "where did you eat, where does she live" (not being nice just busting my balls.) Some times I just say it's none of your fuckin business and get me your supervisor. Never have another problem after that. Why is it so hard and long to get into your own country and now they are hassling you to get out at the Mexican border. The new "ready pass machines " Will except and read passbook passports but the border a SY will only except the cards. The photo on the machine shows you how to swipe the passbook (with a chip). Something is not right here.

[SleazySteve]

On our way walking into Tijuana an San Ysidro crossing on Halloween there were 3 guards and no dogs (that I saw). However my gringo buddy and I both had to press a button and see if the light turned green or red while dozens of Mexicans strolled by un-harrassed. Crossing back over at Otay on Saturday it took 1.5 hrs but no dogs or searches or anything.

My buddy and I both bought name brand Cialis and had very poor results. Had much better results with the generic Viagra.

Also of note. Popped into the "legal weed bar" (as it was described to me) next to Kentucky Fried Buches just to check it out. It was indeed filled with people rolling doobs out in the open and we were immediately approached by the proprietor who offered us greens and assured us we were cool as long as we kept it in the bar. Nonetheless the place was a shithole and indulging would have just made me paranoid so we left.