General Reports

[Keg]

I know 4 MILFs, each with 5 kids; yes, they are everywhere!

I know a 21 yr old chica with three, but she doesn't look it, (guess it depends on one's MILF expectation).

Tomjackin we shared your booth once in HK when you had the cousins with you, before your ejection period.

Keg

[Keg]

Thanks for the replies. Also missed another request. I am planning to come by car. Is Jack in the box still a better place to park after the border entry change.

GM,

Not sure if you meant Jack in the Box lot as a literal questions. There is a public parking lot behind the Jack in the Box property that is a good option. Do not park in the Jack in the Box parking spaces. (if you already knew this I apologize, but others not familiar with the area should be aware).

Cheers,

Keg

[Gary Mong]

Thanks for the replies. Also missed another request. I am planning to come by car. Is Jack in the box still a better place to park after the border entry change.

[HelpRules]

I also have been looking at CL casual encounters, and sexytijuana. Com. Most of the ads are the same from the two sites, and many more on sexyt. How many people have experience with those 2 sites and how accurate are the photos. Hopefully, I will be going there soon, so I would like to know if they are worth it. Some of the pictures are real nice. Alot of nice bodies.

[Phordphan]

First, have to give props to M C Hammer, member of this august board, for tipping me off to CL.

Anyway, for kicks one day I started fishing around. Started looking for some MILF-ish ladies who were looking for a good time and a bit of extra dough. Didn't take long and got several responses.

First out of the chute was a sweet mid-30s lady. Tall, thin, bubbly personality. We met for a couple of beers a week, or so, ago, for the sniff test. I guess we both passed. We'll get together in another week or so.

Second was a good looking morena. I set things up for this weekend. Long story short, the * (rhymes with witch) stood me up. Oh, well. Can't win 'them all.

I hadn't had time to fully cultivate numbers 3 and 4. I made a stab, but 3 had to work late and 4 lived in Ensenada. OMG.

So, back to trusty CL. Did some fishing. Didn't get a response for a bit, I was worried that I'd miss my dinner reservations. So, I called a previous working girl I'd found on CL to see if she wanted dinner. Of course, right as I'm finishing up on the phone, my email goes off. A CL response. D'oh. And she included a couple of fuzzy nude and semi nude pix. Double D'oh!

I'd already committed, so I had to go to dinner with the hooker lady. She's fun to be around, and she's very passionate in la cama. But, as she makes her living that way, she's all business and tends to watch the clock. And expects to be paid by the hour. I don't hold that against her, so I won't identify her here. But that's not what I was looking for. So, when she wanted to come upstairs after dinner, but also wanted a bunch more money, I cut her loose. I counted out her money and gave it to her. Then she re-counted it. I hate that.

For kicks, I went to my room and relaxed for a minute. Then, on a wild hair, I called my CL response. She answered and we chatted for a bit. She said she was now getting ready for bed, as it was about 10:30. I wheedled a bit and convinced her to come see me for a quick drink. BTW, excellent English.

She showed up about 45 minutes later. Fascinating. You'd never say she was beautiful, but she's not homely. Afro-Caribbean extraction. A rack that wouldn't quit, flat belly, a bubble butt to die for.

We walked off to some Calle 6 places, had a few beers, went to Sabor Latino for some dancing. Man, she knows how to shake it to salsa music. She warmed up nicely and we hit it off pretty well.

We headed back to the hotel about 2-ish. I knew she had to work in the morning, so wasn't expecting much. But she followed me upstairs. Next thing I knew we were in the shower. Nice. Lots of passionate kissing seems to be her thing.

I won't bore everybody with the details, but she's not bad in the sack. Very quiet, but very affectionate. After all was said and done, she said she really had to get home because she had to work in the morning. I pulled out what I had in my pocket, which I think was 800 or 900 pesos, and put it in her hand. She didn't count it, but smiled and thanked me and put it into her purse. We never discussed amounts or dickered over price, unlike my dinner companion. Much less stress.

Anyway, dumbass me didn't insist on a room away from Las Pulgas. So, it was hard to sleep for the next hour or so.

In the morning I was puttering around packing up. The phone rang about 10:30. I thought it was weird that the front desk would call so early. But it was my friend. She had some appointments cancel on her and she was in the area. Cool.

BTW, she has a regular job, but business is slow so she makes a bit of money on the side, as it were.

So, we wandered around a bit, had some breakfast, and talked business. It turns out we share some common business interests. Who knew? She had to go off to some other appointments, I was out of money and time. So, I slipped her a few extra pesos I had, for which she seemed very happy. She's a keeper.

All in all, a pretty good weekend. Tijuana is never boring if you do it right. And how great is this newfangled thing they call the Internet? You can meet up with nice people, have a nice time partying with locals at local prices, avoid pesky meseros, eliminate overpriced ficha drinks. What's not to like?

[Phordphan]

I know this isn't a food blog, so I'll keep it short.

Just wanted to report that I had dinner there on Friday and the food was as good, or better, than my last visit.

The 4-course tasting menu is some of the best food you'll likely encounter on either side of the border. At 400 pesos per person it's a helluva bargain. And the cocktails upstairs in Bar 20 are great. Interesting mixtures, top shelf booze, for 80 pesos.

One warning. They now have a specialty mescal cart they bring around before the appetizer. It's really good, but each shot averages 180 pesos (which they don't mention until the bill arrives). So you can double your dinner tab in short order. It may be reasonable for high end mescal, I don't know. It did taste pretty good!

[GolfSexRroll]

Yes totally.

This could be the flag of the Zona! Most of my paycheck is dedicated to them!

[Efjayel]

Yes totally.

[TomJackin]

Hello,

Recently I am into MILFs so let me know which club and what time I have to go to find one.

Thanks.

I know 4 MILFs, each with 5 kids; yes, they are everywhere!

[Guitarrefreak]

Hello,

I am planning my first trip down to zona. I have gone through most of your postings and and learned lot. Thanks for the all the info. Being my first time I will be less inventive and follow the standard route. I have one question. I am planning the trip During week end of 29th. Will there be any additional crowd in the zona considering the holiday coming up in US.

Recently I am into MILFs so let me know which club and what time I have to go to find one.

Thanks.

Time. Anytime.

MILF clubs. The bigger ones will be tropical, las chavelas and la gloria.

You will find milfs almost anywhere anyway, since they are mostly moms.

[SBeach25]

Hello,

I am planning my first trip down to zona. I have gone through most of your postings and and learned lot. Thanks for the all the info. Being my first time I will be less inventive and follow the standard route. I have one question. I am planning the trip During week end of 29th. Will there be any additional crowd in the zona considering the holiday coming up in US.

Recently I am into MILFs so let me know which club and what time I have to go to find one.

Thanks.

You are fine until then. Starting wed it will get crazy. Its almost a 4 day weekend for those who decide to take Friday off as well. Enjoy your trip.

[Gary Mong]

Hello,

I am planning my first trip down to zona. I have gone through most of your postings and and learned lot. Thanks for the all the info. Being my first time I will be less inventive and follow the standard route. I have one question. I am planning the trip During week end of 29th. Will there be any additional crowd in the zona considering the holiday coming up in US.

Recently I am into MILFs so let me know which club and what time I have to go to find one.

Thanks

[Efjayel]

I've never tried Hong Kong

Really? Wow.

Then you're in for a treat.

[NDsg0911]

. As soon as I opened the door I knew I had made a terrible mistake. Maybe under different lights...

From my experience being a native speaker can sometimes be a disadvantage. In Europe if you speak English you would be somewhat a novelty and will get a better treatment from the local ladies.

[Guitarrefreak]

Thanks for sharing, sorry to hear about the poor experience, I have barely tried luxor a few times passing through but it has always being bad news right up front so it is off my list completely.

So, came to Tijuana for a night after a very stressful week at work and thought I'd treat myself to a night in a decent hotel room and FS massage. So, got a room at the Pueblo Amigo and walked across to Luxor to see what they had. 4 girls walked out and. Hmmm. Nothing very impressive, but, it was 10pm and there was one girl that probably would have turned my head (a bit) if I saw her crossing the street from afar. The place charges $60 for the "service" and the client is supposed to work things out with the girl. She (slowly) came up to my room (which BTW is on the first floor of the Hotel. And I can hear every asshole down there playing slot machines). As soon as I opened the door I knew I had made a terrible mistake. Maybe under different lights. Anyhow, I had thought she was a 7 but she was actually more of a 4. But, it was late, I was tired and didn't really want to deal with fixing the situation. Figured: "what the hell". But, I'm always a gentleman (native spanish-speaker) and we started our session off with a warm-up conversation about random shit.

Things got worse. Here's a bullet point list:

- took off dress and she had a SUPER-GNARLY belly flap.

- her face got uglier and uglier the more I looked at it.

- asked for money up front and counted it twice.

- gave a 1/4-ass massage.

- inspected Mr. Biggie like a paranoid cashier checks a C-note.

- proceeded to ask me if I had any diseases.

(at this point I should have kicked her ass out. But I was horny, had given her money and she was naked)

- dogged her (so I didn't have to look at her face or her flap)

- finished as quickly as possible

- BUT, then she proceeded to "rinse off" in the shower for like 20 minutes. God, I hope she didn't put my toothbrush up her ass while she was in there.

- Finally left.

So, I had enjoyed Luxor somewhat a couple of times, but I'm DONE with that place and this fucking hotel.

I've never tried Hong Kong, but I'm thinking that will be my next attempt. Or a personal lesbian-show with follow up FS. I'm not afraid to drop a few $$ for a really beautiful girl with a good attitude and at least is convincingly into the service. I've had much better times in Panama, Costa Rica and NOLA (from the little I remember). C'mon Tijuana. Prove me wrong!

Thought I'd share.