General Reports

[Phordphan]

One of my faves, and I, left Las Pulgas about 11-ish last night. I was parked in the LP parking structure located between 6th and 7th on Madero.

We pulled out, turned south (it's a one-way street). I went to turn east on 8th and it was blocked. I had to continue south, right into the alcohol checkpoint they had set up. SHIT!!

They stopped me, I rolled down the window and this dick asked if I'd been drinking. I told him one beer (maybe a mistake). He just said to pull over to the left behind another car. Then some shaven-headed cocksucker made me get out of the car and started talking to me. I played dumb and told him I didn't speak much Spanish. So, in English he told me to hand over my license, car registration and keys. I had no choice, so I did. Then they made me stand in a line and wait to go into the trailer. These guys, while not rude, were certainly not friendly. There was no bribing my way out of this. They meant business.

I have to admit I was very, very nervous. This is the first time this has ever happened. Also, this is the very first time in Tijuana where I actually drove my car after going to a bar.

My turn came and they made me go up the stairs and sit at a little desk. Some slimy cocksucker in a blue shirt started asking questions. I played dumb again and he just said "Americano?" No shit, Sherlock. Then he put a tube into the portable breathalyzer and told me to exhale into it. I did, as slowly as I could, while he warned me not to stop.

The machine beeped. He looked at it and it said. 034. He looked a bit disappointed and told me, in a rather curt manner, that I was free to leave. Well, chinga tu pinche madre, cabron.

I collected my license, registration and keys from the uniformed lady at the front of the trailer, got into my car and left. On the way down Agua Caliente there was another checkpoint, but, thank God, they didn't stop me.

All this on a Thursday. Dayum.

Mr. Blue Shirt, if you're reading this, go suck striped donkey balls.

[TomJackin]

It's all over the other website.

Our buddy larry is in custody in Mexico City.

Owning a business in Tijuana is no joke.

The place was doing just fine, until they brought over some average looking girls from Columbia.

Yes the girls were average at best!

[Artisttyp]

A chica told me that nikki's was busted because "according to the news", nikki's was forcing out of town girls (allegedly abducted) into the sex trade.

I have been to nikki's many times and cannot believe anything so blatant and stupid can possibly happen.

While I do not discount the possibility that a piece of article like that may exist, my theory is that some hungry cop was not paid off in time and they just needed a reason to bust the place.

Has anyone heard of the same?

It's all over the other website.

Our buddy larry is in custody in Mexico City.

Owning a business in Tijuana is no joke.

[Guitarrefreak]

A chica told me that nikki's was busted because "according to the news", nikki's was forcing out of town girls (allegedly abducted) into the sex trade.

I have been to nikki's many times and cannot believe anything so blatant and stupid can possibly happen.

While I do not discount the possibility that a piece of article like that may exist, my theory is that some hungry cop was not paid off in time and they just needed a reason to bust the place.

Has anyone heard of the same?

[TJBeachDweller]

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[Daytonamonger]

Last time I was in Tijuana was in July of last year. I made a sojurn to Thailand in December and have been avoiding the zone due to trying to save money for another trek to land of smiles but I figured what the hell. A couple hundred dollar expenditure isn't going to kill my budget and I have until the end of August and begining of September to save up some more for Vacation. So I'll be heading to the zone here in an hour or two. If you see me in my "Boobies make me smile" shirt feel free to introduce yourself and say Hi!

[Batuk]

Will be at Tijuana from Wednesday afternoon until Saturday after a one year absence. I'm looking forward to the World Cup games (first time watching them in a country that actually enjoys and respects the sport LOL) and of course hit up all the usual hot spots. If anyone is in town at the same time, hit me up.

Damn United, my first flight this morning to Houston en route to SoCal was cancelled. I had to cancel the whole itinerary as I won't make my most important meeting in time. Hopefully will have a chance to travel in the next couple of weeks.

[RiceRocket99]

Will be at Tijuana from Wednesday afternoon until Saturday after a one year absence. I'm looking forward to the World Cup games (first time watching them in a country that actually enjoys and respects the sport LOL) and of course hit up all the usual hot spots. If anyone is in town at the same time, hit me up.

[PurpleD]

So, I'm planning on heading down to La Zona for Mexico's first match on Friday. Any of you fellas going? Would love to meet up with some of you and buy a couple of rounds.

[LukeSkywalker]

I ran across many absolutely beautiful, pretty, sexy, feminine-looking, young "girls" in Thailand, only to find out they have deeper voices and slightly larger hands.

One very pretty "girl" in Hollywood was all over me, wanted to have sex, proudly announced:" . I have a pussy. ".

The trannies tend to have exaggerated femininity, over made up, love to give BBBJs and are very adept at hiding their masculine features.

Don't you all get your panties in a bunch. This happened to a fellow monger. Similar story as phordams post. Like I said if he didn't get her naked or see the goods then this was a great possibility. Apparently he got her naked and saw the goods. So it wasn't a he / she.

As far as any disrespect. Please. Don't be so sensitive. Nothing said was disrespectful.

[Sound7]

HK is the prime choice viewing location if open and not going thru a cleaning process, large TV screens. Are their others showing the game on Revolution? Keep us posted on the observation thanks.

Parking overnight at a Trolley / Coaster station requires to be in a designated area to avoid the ticketing (72 hours limit applies). This is not posted at the stations. Ask station security to identify the parking area. They are hard to find at some stations. Most are private security with limited knowledge. Give it a try. The 24 hrs parking limit is posted at staions.

Well it is here! Nothing is more exciting than going to another country to see an event that they enjoy / cherish WAY more than we do in the good ole USA! World cup fever is all around the Zona. Mexico's first game is 8:30 Friday. I don't know what Clubs will be open that early but I am sure it will be rockin in the Zona for a few weeks. Sports and Girls! WOW! I LOVE Mexico!

[GolfSexRroll]

Well it is here! Nothing is more exciting than going to another country to see an event that they enjoy / cherish WAY more than we do in the good ole USA! World cup fever is all around the Zona. Mexico's first game is 8:30 Friday. I don't know what Clubs will be open that early but I am sure it will be rockin in the Zona for a few weeks. Sports and Girls! WOW! I LOVE Mexico!

[ItsMeBeyatch]

Don't you all get your panties in a bunch. This happened to a fellow monger. Similar story as phordams post. Like I said if he didn't get her naked or see the goods then this was a great possibility. Apparently he got her naked and saw the goods. So it wasn't a he / she.

As far as any disrespect. Please. Don't be so sensitive. Nothing said was disrespectful.

How did you guys come to this conclusion?

Phordphan is a highly regarded member on this board and has the decently to share his experiences. He is also a world traveler, I think he would know if she was a he.

Please have some respect for this experienced monger.

[GolfSexRroll]

I never questioned any of your posts, because you are one the few that post all the different experiences you had in Tijuana.

I salute you my online friend; fuck the ones who question your experiences!

Tom J, Phord, Both of you guys are about what these forums should be. Factual and insightful.

Information and experiences we can use. I do not question the reality of your posts. I was TOSSED off another "well known / read" Forum because I did not (play well with other amigos) by questioning the "reality" of their posts / experiences! I salute those who tell the real zona experience and dismiss those who use these forums as a vehicle for their own vanity and self congratulations!

[TomJackin]

Thank you, sir. You are a gentleman and a scholar.

I deliberately kept the details of the encounter, and her naked body, to a minimum. She asked for a great deal of discretion and I've done my best to comply with that reasonable request by not including any identifying details. She is, indeed, a housewife.

I never questioned any of your posts, because you are one the few that post all the different experiences you had in Tijuana.

I salute you my online friend; fuck the ones who question your experiences!