General Reports

[Matiz]

i had a few hours saturday to myself, so i decided even a few hours in tijuana was preferable to just sitting on the couch in la. arrived around noon and took a taxi to the hotel coahuilla (above adelita's), hoping they still had rooms for the night. they've finished the third-floor renovation and, all things considered (i.e., you're renting a room in a mexican brothel), they are pretty nice, and definitely light years ahead of the old rooms. of course, they now cost more ($40, up from $35), but you really can't beat the location, the a / see, and the chance to get away from the insanity in the zn and just chill for a while or take a quick nap.

i had my first encounter around 1:30 pm in tropical, with fabiola, a 23-year old from michoacan. claims to have no kids, a slight ficha-roll starting around the middle, and be-cups. not a stunner but clearly the most energetic and happy of the girls available at that early hour. she claims to give only covered fs, no bbbj, but she has a snug kitty and, overall, she was worth the 500 pesos as a kind of appetizer.

after relaxing at ab for a while, i walked up the hill to articulo 123 and sought out brenda at the enva. i am always astonished at how fit and trim she looks, although she says she never works out, and her only fitness regimen is having sex with customers. well, she must get a lot of customers, then, because she's in amazing shape. her beautiful, caramel-brown back and tight ass moving up and down in reverse cg is well worth the 200 pesos. it was hot, though, and i was a bit tired from the drive and the earlier session with fabiola, so it took a while. but brenda was up to the task and stuck with me to the end.

i needed a break from the chicas at that point so i found a seat at ab near an ac duct, lit a cigar, and sipped a beer. for some odd reason, the bar was out of pacifico, my favorite, for the day. tomorrow, the bartender said. does me no good at all, of course, on a one-day bombing run. caught the preakness and saw california chrome win by one length. all they guys in the bar were watching the monitors and shouting. the chicas looked bewildered. to them, it was just another freakin' horse race. big deal. i walked around the zn checking out the street action, but finally decided to take a brief nap upstairs in chez matiz's air-conditioned luxury before making my final zona push. after about 45 minutes i was refreshed and regrouped for my final couple of hours before i drove back north.

i was sitting at the left-hand bar trying to light my puro when i was, almost literally, assaulted by gina, a milf with a body that would rival any internet porn milf-large artificial boobies, slender waist, fairly tight ass and very well-muscled, long slender legs. it helps that gina is about 5'9", (almost six feet in her stilettos), so she distributes her weight over a fairly large and rangy frame. i told her i needed to relax and recuperate a bit, but it was an extremely slow day, possibly because of all the media coverage of the sc county fires, and she wouldn't take "no" for an answer. she's a big, strong man-eater and it took all my experience to keep her in line. she first slipped off her tiny bikini top (she was only wearing a white micro-bikini with red cherries on it), and gave me a boob facial right at the bar. her tongue kept slipping into my ear while her hands deftly roamed around my crotch. even though it had been only an hour since my session with brenda, gina was able to achieve wood. she kept working the wood, punctuated by more boob facials and light fk, until i reached the point of no return and knew i had to try her out. she gave me a lap dance there at the barstool and my hands roamed over her panocha and she faked a few moans. it was time for us to go.

i was reluctant initially because, ime, women with these over-the-top jessica rabbit-style bodies often don't have a great attitude in the room. they seem to think that just having the bitchin' body is enough and they don't have to do really anything other than just show up. gina proved the exception upstairs. once she had gotten her motor running, there was no stopping her. she immediately stripped down to her birthday suit while i took a quick shower. the renovated rooms have all-glass showers right near the beds, so you can see the girl while you're showering. gina took the opportunity to give me a show. she first spread her legs and fingered herself, and then turned over, stuck her ass high in the air, and started twerking. i cut short the shower, quickly toweled off, and dove onto the bed. she gave a talented cbj, slow and sensuous. perhaps because we were in my own room, she took plenty of time and seemed in no rush to finish me off. we went through many positions and finally finished with cot while she licked my huevos. while i was getting myself off, she slammed three of my fingers into her panocha and gestured that i should really give her a good finger-fucking, which i did. her toes were curling and her back arched, all the while managing, gymnastically, to keep my huevos in her mouth. she made me say her name several times afterward to make sure it was memorized for future reference. total cost was $60 for about 45 minutes of real fun. spent another hour downstairs in ab smoking my last cigar and talking to a monger pal. then off to the border, where my sentri card got me through in less than a minute.

my last piece of good luck was still ahead. as i cruised through huntington beach on the 405, i saw an electronic sign that said the 405 northbound would close at 11 pm. shit! it was 10:54 already. cars were slowing. i began to imagine a total cluster-fuck ahead. i slipped over into the far right lane since they were closing the faster lanes first. somehow, i slipped through the closure area at 10:58 and made it home by 11:15. if i'd stopped to [CodeWord134] back in san ysidro, i might still be on the 405 today.

[Artisttyp]

Anybody know of brothels or strip clubs outside of Zona Norte? I drive by siete de copas in La Mesa all the time. I've never seen much traffic to and from from the hotel attached. Was wandering if it's cool or gringo friendly? Are there any other fun spots outside the Zona Norte?

This was discussed a few pages back.

[TjWily]

Anybody know of brothels or strip clubs outside of Zona Norte? I drive by siete de copas in La Mesa all the time. I've never seen much traffic to and from from the hotel attached. Was wandering if it's cool or gringo friendly? Are there any other fun spots outside the Zona Norte?

[Phordphan]

I've been using "Google Translate" to help communicate with the Zona Norte girls, which works fine on the streets and inside the upper floors of Cascadas. The problem is, it needs to have a cellular connection and that doesn't work inside HK and several other places.

Can you recommend a translation app that dowloads the dictionary to a smart phone and doesn't rely on the cellular connection?

Check closer. Google Translate is certainly downloadable. Once you download the language packs of your choice it no longer requires an Internet connection. I use it constantly.

[Baxter Slade]

I've been using "Google Translate" to help communicate with the Zona Norte girls, which works fine on the streets and inside the upper floors of Cascadas. The problem is, it needs to have a cellular connection and that doesn't work inside HK and several other places.

Can you recommend a translation app that dowloads the dictionary to a smart phone and doesn't rely on the cellular connection?

Check out jibbigo translation app.

[TomJackin]

Checked in at the Ticuan about 2:30 and my favorite room was available as usual. Did the ATM bank thingy with my great Charles Schwab card; loving that card. Headed to the bar around 4;30 to wait for my "better late than never" favorite girl to arrive. I really like the staff at Ticuan, except for one server in the bar. He is tall, wears glasses, and speaks English. He acts like he is doing me a damn favor while serving drinks, especially when my girl shows up; not sure what the problem is there. Otherwise, all the other servers are great! My girl finally shows up and we drink and eat in the bar, then retire to the room for much needed rack operations.

After I launch her off, I head to La Coahuila for much more needed debauchery! First stop, HK of course. HK now has theses fucking grid panel screens set up in three different places. The panels act as screens to advertise their club; very fucking annoying! In fact, from my favorite booth, my view is blocked from the main stage; double fucking annoying! As I was leaving, I ran into the "Squirter" and she grabbed my hand and wanted to head to the hotel, but I told her not tonight. I mentioned that I was headed to Mazatlan next weekend and she wanted me her to take her along; wasn't going to happen.

I have been hanging in LC lately and I think the talent has improved. I've seen my share of thinner women in the place, unlike in the past. You just have to sit and watch what walks by. I have a favorite or two in there, thanks to my buddy Daigo, plus a great mesero as well. I hung there for a couple of hours and for some reason, LC was trying something new. On the main bar, there were three hotties dancing and the bar was playing regular dance music. Shorty thereafter, it want back to Banda music.

My girl and I headed up to the hotel and I got the room for an hour. Once in the room, it was warm, so I called for help. One of the cum dudes came by with a remote control to turn on the AC. I tipped him well and told him to leave us alone; he understood. After a great long session, she started massaging my tired old ass, but soon, it was too cold to do anything. We tried to turn off or unplug the AC, no such luck. So we both took under the covers and cuddled until we both past out. An hour later, we finally got a knock on the door that woke us up.

Later, I stopped by BT and they were having strippers on stage. Didn't stay for a drink. I blew through BG and was attacked by a couple of old flames; wasn't feeling the love. Headed to my last place of the night, CC. Chatted with David and the bartender, none of my favorites were there. Thus, I had a drink with a new girl, had a few kisses, and left. Took the old taxi multi-color taxi back to the Ticuan around two.

Another good night in Tijuana!

[HorseTrader]

I've been using "Google Translate" to help communicate with the Zona Norte girls, which works fine on the streets and inside the upper floors of Cascadas. The problem is, it needs to have a cellular connection and that doesn't work inside HK and several other places.

Can you recommend a translation app that dowloads the dictionary to a smart phone and doesn't rely on the cellular connection?

[HectorSanchez]

Oh ya. This used to happen to me before. Then for some reason I completely changed. I have tuned myself so well that once I am in american soil, I hardly look at any girls around. This is true. Even at my work, I hardly flirt or look at the local girls.

Sometimes I see this look on the girls face 'Hey dude, Do you atleast give a fuck to look at me or are you a gay? I am like I don't give a fuck because I exactly know how miserable you girls think.

Women hate it when you don't give them attention and they sense rejection very well and that's exactly what I want to give them here in USA. They can keep their pussy (Which is ofcourse made up of gold) locked at all the time until one day its rotten and nobody wants it.

Kind of funny after spending hours in the zona, you feel pretty good about yourself surrounded by all these woman wanting you (your money jajaja). Then you find yourself back in the U.S.A. And you find yourself giving a big smile to the first pretty girl you see. And then she throws you the what are you looking at creep, look. And then reality smacks you in the face and you remember where you are.

[Keg]

Kind of funny after spending hours in the zona, you feel pretty good about yourself surrounded by all these woman wanting you (your money jajaja). Then you find yourself back in the U.S.A. And you find yourself giving a big smile to the first pretty girl you see. And then she throws you the what are you looking at creep, look. And then reality smacks you in the face and you remember where you are.

You mean to tell me that young hot girls in the Gas Lamp don't come up to you ask you for one dollar??

[Leo Ryder]

I feel that since discovering and experiencing the Zona for the first time last year and several times since then, it has definitely changed me. Now when I see a sexy Latina wih heels standing on the sidewalk in the US, you know exactly what I'm thinking. Especially if they're talking on a cellphone! The entire experience just changes your whole outlook on women in general. Anyone have similar feelings?

IMHO, the zona or any red light district in any country is a world of its own. The women working there are business professionals. You can always have your fantasies run wild when you see a Latina outside of the zona, or for that matter any women outside the red light districts, but they are not the same. But fantasies don't hurt, and they can be satisfied once you are back to the zona. So keep them going.

[Baxter Slade]

The entire experience just changes your whole outlook on women in general. Anyone have similar feelings?

Kind of funny after spending hours in the zona, you feel pretty good about yourself surrounded by all these woman wanting you (your money jajaja). Then you find yourself back in the U.S.A. And you find yourself giving a big smile to the first pretty girl you see. And then she throws you the what are you looking at creep, look. And then reality smacks you in the face and you remember where you are.

[Spinneritas]

If I saw just about any of those SG's working on a corner in So Cal. I would be circling that block for hours trying to make the pick up.

I feel that since discovering and experiencing the Zona for the first time last year and several times since then, it has definitely changed me. Now when I see a sexy Latina wih heels standing on the sidewalk in the US, you know exactly what I'm thinking. Especially if they're talking on a cellphone! The entire experience just changes your whole outlook on women in general. Anyone have similar feelings?

[Baxter Slade]

Guys moan about the selection of girls in the alley, but put almost any of them on a street in LA and they'd stop traffic.

I have had that same thought many times. If I saw just about any of those SG's working on a corner in So Cal. I would be circling that block for hours trying to make the pick up. And yet when I am in Tijuana I will walk right by the line up of chicas and go grab a beer.

[HungryStud101]

Yes, I guess it all depends on your perspective. Although mowing the lawn sounded like a better alternative at the time. Guys moan about the selection of girls in the alley, but put almost any of them on a street in LA and they'd stop traffic.

The best way to arrange one would be to go to Craigslist. There are a few chicas who advertise trios and lesbian shows. Prices seem to be around 1,000 to 1,500 pesos for an hour, or so.

I still can't get over your report. Guys are always complaining that the girls are not interactive enough. Careful what you wish for. The other extreme can be equally bad eh? LOL!

[Phordphan]

Awesome story...very entertaining. To me this does not sound like too bad of a time. I would gladly have switched places with you. You can sit here in middle America and take care of my yard and I will gladly lay between the two snoring chicas in Tijuana.

I once had a date in Argentina with a girl and her lesbian girl friend. The instructions from their pimp was that I couldn't touch the lesbian girlfriend. She was there for the show and I would fuck the other girl. Halfway through our session, it turns out the lesbian GF wanted to suck cock. Ther is nothing like forbidden fruit so I washed my dick and I ended up shooting two loads in her mouth which she swallowed.

What would one expect to pay for an interactive 3-sum in Tijuana and what is the best way to set this up down there?

Yes, I guess it all depends on your perspective. Although mowing the lawn sounded like a better alternative at the time. Guys moan about the selection of girls in the alley, but put almost any of them on a street in LA and they'd stop traffic.

The best way to arrange one would be to go to Craigslist. There are a few chicas who advertise trios and lesbian shows. Prices seem to be around 1,000 to 1,500 pesos for an hour, or so.