General Reports

[Keg]

Kind of funny after spending hours in the zona, you feel pretty good about yourself surrounded by all these woman wanting you (your money jajaja). Then you find yourself back in the U.S.A. And you find yourself giving a big smile to the first pretty girl you see. And then she throws you the what are you looking at creep, look. And then reality smacks you in the face and you remember where you are.

You mean to tell me that young hot girls in the Gas Lamp don't come up to you ask you for one dollar??

[Leo Ryder]

I feel that since discovering and experiencing the Zona for the first time last year and several times since then, it has definitely changed me. Now when I see a sexy Latina wih heels standing on the sidewalk in the US, you know exactly what I'm thinking. Especially if they're talking on a cellphone! The entire experience just changes your whole outlook on women in general. Anyone have similar feelings?

IMHO, the zona or any red light district in any country is a world of its own. The women working there are business professionals. You can always have your fantasies run wild when you see a Latina outside of the zona, or for that matter any women outside the red light districts, but they are not the same. But fantasies don't hurt, and they can be satisfied once you are back to the zona. So keep them going.

[Baxter Slade]

The entire experience just changes your whole outlook on women in general. Anyone have similar feelings?

Kind of funny after spending hours in the zona, you feel pretty good about yourself surrounded by all these woman wanting you (your money jajaja). Then you find yourself back in the U.S.A. And you find yourself giving a big smile to the first pretty girl you see. And then she throws you the what are you looking at creep, look. And then reality smacks you in the face and you remember where you are.

[Spinneritas]

If I saw just about any of those SG's working on a corner in So Cal. I would be circling that block for hours trying to make the pick up.

I feel that since discovering and experiencing the Zona for the first time last year and several times since then, it has definitely changed me. Now when I see a sexy Latina wih heels standing on the sidewalk in the US, you know exactly what I'm thinking. Especially if they're talking on a cellphone! The entire experience just changes your whole outlook on women in general. Anyone have similar feelings?

[Baxter Slade]

Guys moan about the selection of girls in the alley, but put almost any of them on a street in LA and they'd stop traffic.

I have had that same thought many times. If I saw just about any of those SG's working on a corner in So Cal. I would be circling that block for hours trying to make the pick up. And yet when I am in Tijuana I will walk right by the line up of chicas and go grab a beer.

[HungryStud101]

Yes, I guess it all depends on your perspective. Although mowing the lawn sounded like a better alternative at the time. Guys moan about the selection of girls in the alley, but put almost any of them on a street in LA and they'd stop traffic.

The best way to arrange one would be to go to Craigslist. There are a few chicas who advertise trios and lesbian shows. Prices seem to be around 1,000 to 1,500 pesos for an hour, or so.

I still can't get over your report. Guys are always complaining that the girls are not interactive enough. Careful what you wish for. The other extreme can be equally bad eh? LOL!

[Phordphan]

Awesome story...very entertaining. To me this does not sound like too bad of a time. I would gladly have switched places with you. You can sit here in middle America and take care of my yard and I will gladly lay between the two snoring chicas in Tijuana.

I once had a date in Argentina with a girl and her lesbian girl friend. The instructions from their pimp was that I couldn't touch the lesbian girlfriend. She was there for the show and I would fuck the other girl. Halfway through our session, it turns out the lesbian GF wanted to suck cock. Ther is nothing like forbidden fruit so I washed my dick and I ended up shooting two loads in her mouth which she swallowed.

What would one expect to pay for an interactive 3-sum in Tijuana and what is the best way to set this up down there?

Yes, I guess it all depends on your perspective. Although mowing the lawn sounded like a better alternative at the time. Guys moan about the selection of girls in the alley, but put almost any of them on a street in LA and they'd stop traffic.

The best way to arrange one would be to go to Craigslist. There are a few chicas who advertise trios and lesbian shows. Prices seem to be around 1,000 to 1,500 pesos for an hour, or so.

[Phordphan]

THis is a good point. I generally use dollars, but sometimes get pesos if there isn't a long line at the SY trolley station cambio. I like using pesos for little things, shopping or eating at a small place. A nicer restaurant outside the zona will accept credit cards and dollars of course, so it can be more convenient to use plastic.

I have used pesos with chicas in Tropical, generally accepted and lower pricing there. THe AB and HK chicas are typically wanting dollars, and like you wrote, many are tech-savy and have their I-phones with them. The I-phones are good & bad, it's great to have a chica agree to email you some of her face pics from her phone right then and there, but also the example of the currency conversion at her fingertips is a downer when you're trying to get a lower price with pesos. While it has been a good technique in the past, increasingly these chicas are getting smarter about their money, with respect to the pesos versus dollars. YMMV.

Now I'm just the opposite. I hold back one or two $20's, for emergency purposes, and change all but small bills into pesos. Then 100% of my purchases are in pesos. When a girl whines about not having dollars, or whips out the calculator, I just tell her that we're in Mexico and we use pesos. If she wants to use dollars, let's go to the US. Usually they get the point. If not, one of the several hundred chicas behind her will. LOL.

[HungryStud101]

I've been to busy too post this. Here goes. Sorry if it's long winded. I'll try to keep it short.

The weekend before last Rocky and I lined up a bisexual blind date. The object was to hang out for a while, have a few beers and then have a 3-way. Just like the movies, right? Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

So, as the saying goes, all things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia. What a waste of an otherwise good weekend in Tijuana, and a waste of money, to boot. However, we both learned what questions to ask any future partners. Ugh. Live and learn.

Awesome story...very entertaining. To me this does not sound like too bad of a time. I would gladly have switched places with you. You can sit here in middle America and take care of my yard and I will gladly lay between the two snoring chicas in Tijuana.

I once had a date in Argentina with a girl and her lesbian girl friend. The instructions from their pimp was that I couldn't touch the lesbian girlfriend. She was there for the show and I would fuck the other girl. Halfway through our session, it turns out the lesbian GF wanted to suck cock. Ther is nothing like forbidden fruit so I washed my dick and I ended up shooting two loads in her mouth which she swallowed.

What would one expect to pay for an interactive 3-sum in Tijuana and what is the best way to set this up down there?

[Keg]

Last week a Hong Kong girl wanted $80 and I offered 800 pesos; she pulls out her smart phone calculator and multiplies 80x13 and says "1040 pesos, no, 1100 pesos." Ultimately we agreed on $70, which converts to 906 pesos.

THis is a good point. I generally use dollars, but sometimes get pesos if there isn't a long line at the SY trolley station cambio. I like using pesos for little things, shopping or eating at a small place. A nicer restaurant outside the zona will accept credit cards and dollars of course, so it can be more convenient to use plastic.

I have used pesos with chicas in Tropical, generally accepted and lower pricing there. THe AB and HK chicas are typically wanting dollars, and like you wrote, many are tech-savy and have their I-phones with them. The I-phones are good & bad, it's great to have a chica agree to email you some of her face pics from her phone right then and there, but also the example of the currency conversion at her fingertips is a downer when you're trying to get a lower price with pesos. While it has been a good technique in the past, increasingly these chicas are getting smarter about their money, with respect to the pesos versus dollars. YMMV.

[FlapJacK]

I should be arriving Tijuana around 5:30-6 ish. Message me before 4 if interested in meeting a fellow monger for a few drinks.

[HorseTrader]

I know people feel they save money by using pesos instead of dollars, but for me it simply isn't worth the headaches.

The biggest pain is having a wallet with 2 sets of currency. Worst was a few days ago when I had enough cash to pay the girl I wanted but half of my money was in dollars and the other half was in pesos. We couldn't communicate well enough to make a deal that was half pesos and half dollars. Also, I'm usually unsuccessful offering 200 pesos to the $20 street girl. I think I'd be just as successful by offering $15 instead of 200 pesos. Last week a Hong Kong girl wanted $80 and I offered 800 pesos; she pulls out her smart phone calculator and multiplies 80x13 and says "1040 pesos, no, 1100 pesos." Ultimately we agreed on $70, which converts to 906 pesos.

Most of the local businesses usually have reasonable exchange rates. For example, the tiny steak place across from LC (Viejo Lobo) charges $12 or 150 pesos for a really good steak dinner. If I used pesos that dinner would have saved me a whopping 41 cents (based on today's interbank oanda.com exchange rate of 12.9387).

In the end, if I spend $250 for a full day of mongering, I think using pesos would likely save me about $5 or $10.

[HorseTrader]

On Tuesday evening I was enjoying my taco from the best cart that I have found (south east corner of Calle Coahuila and Ninos Heros). Suddenly, mars lights and sirens were going off in the westbound lane of Coahuila in front of Tropical Bar. The police (in a car) were chasing a man on a bicycle and literally ran him down. I'm talking hitting the bicycle with the car to stop him. The man got up, ran 15 feet south, then 30 feet north until he was gang tackled by the police in the east bound lane of Coahuila, about 15 feet away from me. If this was the NFL, there would have been yellow laundry on the turf for unnecessary roughness.

I have to hand it to the police, within about 30 seconds there were about 4 police cars right there. They got the guy and carted him off about 3 or 4 minutes after the initial siren.

If this were an American incident, the bicyclist may have gotten away because the police would not likely run over a bicyclist. The bicyclist would have zig-zagged down so many alleys and sidewalks that the police could have never kept up with the maneuverabily of a bicycle in a city.

On a side note of the police, a few days ago I happened to sit next to 2 Tijuana police for lunch. We chatted quite a bit and it was clear these two were very professional and physically fit. They were nothing like the sloppy monkeys with huge beer guts that waddle down the sidewalk, ride in the back of pickups, and pester us.

[TomJackin]

So, as the saying goes, all things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia. What a waste of an otherwise good weekend in Tijuana, and a waste of money, to boot. However, we both learned what questions to ask any future partners. Ugh. Live and learn.

Yeah, but you lived to tell about it!

Great report dude!

As least you got off?

[HorseTrader]

Sorry you had a "disappointing time! But it was a GREAT report. I had a great time reading it. Yes things just don't work out sometimes! But you have to agree it was a different experience! Not everything is like a porn movie.

I laughed out loud at this story. Sorry, but I think I enjoyed the event more than Phord. I'll be posting a weird event in the Hong Kong section later tonight; I'm not sure that I enjoyed mine either.