General Reports

[Keg]

I disagree about tipping the towel boys when you check in. Bring your own big fluffy towels from home. Bring your large luggage and bring about 6 towels. The towels at hk, at least for ST rooms are very thin. You should be able to hang up your own towels if need be after showering and let your girls use the HK towels.

Jeez, are you bringing your own tortillas too?

[HelpRules]

Don't forget the viagra. You're going to be a king! I only started mongering there couple months back but here are my 2 pesos:

-Take your time with selections (so many times I picked a girl early blew my load, only to come back downstairs find 3 more hotter ones just starting their shift)

-Tip the hotel workers for more towels soon after you check in (fuckin sheisty with their towels. And you can forget about clean refreshed lines LOL)

-kind of obvious but worth mentioning bring your own toiletries

-Sonora grill across the street has good clean food (I switch up for main meals there snacks at the street stands)

-When I get a room at Cascadas I always try to negotiate for an hour instead of the standard 30min (2 pops)

-For 4 nights explore the other smaller bars and try to find some diamonds in the rough. I found staying at HK day and night shift got old after the first day for me.

-don't talk to the english speaking locals on the streets if they try to talk to you (most are felons that got deported, cops can arrest you and accuse you of buying drugs)

If I had extra $$ I would do stuff I normally wouldn't:

-I would take 2x girls upstairs. Found a lesbo couple last time I went that offered me $60 each one. (I could've haggled but already blew my loads earlier. Mental note for next time) that's def an option if you want.

-Then I would take the hottest plump looking chick upstairs. (but that's just me).

I disagree about tipping the towel boys when you check in. Bring your own big fluffy towels from home. Bring your large luggage and bring about 6 towels. The towels at HK, at least for ST rooms are very thin. You should be able to hang up your own towels if need be after showering and let your girls use the HK towels.

[Maelstrom]

Hey folks,

I will be heading to Tijuana for my first time in early Dec for 4 nights. I'm looking where I can get the PSE from the most attractive Tijuana mongering scene has to offer. Any tips or recommendations would be great. I speak Spanish quite well for a gringo. Also, my budget is something like 1000 to 1500 USD for my time there. Willing to shell more for the best experience I know. I plan on staying in Cascadas master suite. I don't get much vacay fellas so I'm looking to rock out with the cock out, so tendré un buen tiempo.

Please feel free to PM me as well.

Don't forget the viagra. You're going to be a king! I only started mongering there couple months back but here are my 2 pesos:

-Take your time with selections (so many times I picked a girl early blew my load, only to come back downstairs find 3 more hotter ones just starting their shift)

-Tip the hotel workers for more towels soon after you check in (fuckin sheisty with their towels. And you can forget about clean refreshed lines LOL)

-kind of obvious but worth mentioning bring your own toiletries

-Sonora grill across the street has good clean food (I switch up for main meals there snacks at the street stands)

-When I get a room at Cascadas I always try to negotiate for an hour instead of the standard 30min (2 pops)

-For 4 nights explore the other smaller bars and try to find some diamonds in the rough. I found staying at HK day and night shift got old after the first day for me.

-don't talk to the english speaking locals on the streets if they try to talk to you (most are felons that got deported, cops can arrest you and accuse you of buying drugs)

If I had extra $$ I would do stuff I normally wouldn't:

-I would take 2x girls upstairs. Found a lesbo couple last time I went that offered me $60 each one. (I could've haggled but already blew my loads earlier. Mental note for next time) that's def an option if you want.

-Then I would take the hottest plump looking chick upstairs. (but that's just me).

[ItsMeBeyatch]

I recommend staying at hotel ticuan for at least half the time. I myself cannot stand being at cascades more than 2 nights max. You will know what I mean once you experience it. $1500. That's called a great time. Do not carry all that cash with you while strolling the streets of Tijuana. Carry only what you would like to spend on that day. Have fun,

Hey folks,

I will be heading to Tijuana for my first time in early Dec for 4 nights. I'm looking where I can get the PSE from the most attractive Tijuana mongering scene has to offer. Any tips or recommendations would be great. I speak Spanish quite well for a gringo. Also, my budget is something like 1000 to 1500 USD for my time there. Willing to shell more for the best experience I know. I plan on staying in Cascadas master suite. I don't get much vacay fellas so I'm looking to rock out with the cock out, so tendré un buen tiempo.

Please feel free to PM me as well.

[HelpRules]

Hey folks,

I will be heading to Tijuana for my first time in early Dec for 4 nights. I'm looking where I can get the PSE from the most attractive Tijuana mongering scene has to offer. Any tips or recommendations would be great. I speak Spanish quite well for a gringo. Also, my budget is something like 1000 to 1500 USD for my time there. Willing to shell more for the best experience I know. I plan on staying in Cascadas master suite. I don't get much vacay fellas so I'm looking to rock out with the cock out, so tendré un buen tiempo.

Please feel free to PM me as well.

1,500 in Tijuana is like hitting the lottery and going car shopping. You can't have a bad time on 1,500. All the girls have gone with me for 60 and since your hotel is paid for- no extra room charge.

[Phordphan]

Hey folks,

I will be heading to Tijuana for my first time in early Dec for 4 nights. I'm looking where I can get the PSE from the most attractive Tijuana mongering scene has to offer. Any tips or recommendations would be great. I speak Spanish quite well for a gringo. Also, my budget is something like 1000 to 1500 USD for my time there. Willing to shell more for the best experience I know. I plan on staying in Cascadas master suite. I don't get much vacay fellas so I'm looking to rock out with the cock out, so tendré un buen tiempo.

Please feel free to PM me as well.

First, RTFF, do your research and decide what you're after. All the clubs are well documented here. My "most attractive" is probably not yours, and vice versa. There are plenty of beautiful women, but service and beauty are often mutually exclusive. Fluent Spanish does help, but is no guarantee. You'll have a good time but "PSE from the most attractive" is a tall order for anyone, let alone a newbie. There is no substitute for experience when it comes to Tijuana.

If you're a newbie and looking for the absolutely most attractive girls, best service, etc, then you'll probably not find what you're looking for in the zona norte, at least on your first trip. You're probably better off with high-end escorts. However, a $250 / night budget probably ain't going to cover it.

At the risk of sounding repetitive, RTFF, do your research and then ask specific questions. You'll have a better overall experience if you do.

BTW, PM doesn't work for Regular Members.

[BlkDave]

Pretty much anything that comes out of a puta's mouth is bullshit. BG's will need a "bar fine". Negotiate. Some are not comfortable going all night. Escorts are more independent.

I heard from fellow mongers that al ot of the putas have either: boyfriends, husbands, pimps. Case in point, if you offer todo noche and they shyly say no or look away, then they can't leave their section. I have tried and noticed a pattern, about half do agree.

You get a better average from the Tropical bar! I should know because I have closed escrow several times from this place.

Ahem.

1. Ask them how much for the total night.

2. If they inquire about "night", then simply say cinco horas.

3. Take them to Las Pulgas, a popular dance club for locals.

4. Buy them tons of drinks: light beers, hard mixed drinks.

5. Go to upper scale hotel: cascades, la mansion, etc.

6. Enjoy and repeat.

[Guitarrefreak]

Who goes there on the night before halloween to avoid the halloween crowd?

<- this guy.

Anyway, was there since this morning, bought a bag of gorditas pass the border to munch on the way to centro, I was there for business and "business" so I really had to top up on my energy intake, had plans to meet with artisstyp for lunch but this gentleman obviously is having way too much fun that he had to sleep in a little to replenish his energy.

Sometime around 3pm, I went into HK and spotted Helen, I believe she used to go by a different name but she is a day shift girl with highlights, speaks really fast and has a 'meh attitude, would not budget on the price she quoted even though I tried really hard to make her understand that I am not trying to short change her, and that all she is doing, is losing an immediate business, plus all future business from me.

Either my spanish is too poor or her ability to understand is too horrible, anyway, she decides to pass on this business, what a bummer, she missed a good chance to get pounded real good, does anyone have intel on this chica anyway?

After that, bumped into an old flame who has put on significant weight over the last year, her trademark bewildered look (not sure what she is so bewildered about all the time but I digress) puts a smile on my face, a confused puta is always some entertainment as long as she is not confused about a date that you guys have set up, anyway, I promised to be back to grab a drink later, she seemed happy to hear that.

Went to do a quick walk in AB. I decided to evade when I saw former SG Kenia there. She is a cutie, and definitely one of those trophy fuck. But honestly, having paid for her SG prices, I really cannot convince myself to pay her BG prices (al beit, discounted BG prices) for similar service, even if the time is longer, I am the one moving damn it.

Therefore, no game-on during afternoon.

Headed back to take care of real business and fast forward to zona a few hours later.

Ps: has anyone being eating the street tacos lately? I used to really like the one right outside playboy with the fat guy as the cook, he left for a while to go to the big one on coahuila / ninos heroes but has since come back, for old times sake I went to eat but my digestion hasn't been agreeing with me the entire night, not sure if anyone else feels the same.

Anyway, back to HK old flame after walking a few rounds and not finding anyone to my liking (I did want to take jenny outside HK back entrance for a SG session but she was always busy when the moment struck, damn it) , bought a few drinks for the old flame and she decided to go the extra mile to make me horny, great success on her part so after a few fichas, I took her upstairs, nothing to rave about, she even skipped the BJ which to me is a major red flag, old flame or not, I will probably not repeat. Sorry guys, I only know her real name for historical reasons. But I guess the main takeaway is, just because someone was with you for ages is no guarantee for quality, this will be the last time in a while I am doing anything with her.

Headed across the street to viejo lobo to have one of the ensalada atun, great stuff, I am taking a liking to giovanni and his food and I recommend mongers here to give that place a chance, I guess a little oasis of peace amidst all the craziness if you can overcome the 2 bands across the street once in a while.

As I was heading back into HK for one last quick round, a ex-LC, now HK girl intercepted me, brief history, she used to be really fat in LC, but with pretty face, we made out a few times but I never took her arriba, and not in HK too, tonight, a combination of beer, tequila and weed made her really high and horny, she intercepted me, dragged me to the entrance of the front restroom and started making out with me and playing with my little bro, not sure why but her actions brought me to attention again but I really just didn't feel like paying anything significant since I am a relatively cheap guy.

She would have none of it, she said she wants me to go upstairs with her right now which I did. She was totally GFE, dfk and BBBJ but her body was really 'meh for me, not cleanly shaved and has a bit of a gut from her earlier fatness, tits was so so, but I guess her friendliness made up or all these shortcomings, no money was exchanged this time but I expect to buy her a few drinks to make up for it next time since I probably won't to have sex with her in the future.

All in all, an above budget, but pretty good ROI thanks to the final bang, have fun guys

[YoungBuck Monger]

Hey folks,

I will be heading to Tijuana for my first time in early Dec for 4 nights. I'm looking where I can get the PSE from the most attractive Tijuana mongering scene has to offer. Any tips or recommendations would be great. I speak Spanish quite well for a gringo. Also, my budget is something like 1000 to 1500 USD for my time there. Willing to shell more for the best experience I know. I plan on staying in Cascadas master suite. I don't get much vacay fellas so I'm looking to rock out with the cock out, so tendré un buen tiempo.

Please feel free to PM me as well.

[Phordphan]

I received an E mail from Bar Tropical, it seems they are having a costume contest tommorow and first place is a Toyota Rav 4. Wow thats a pretty good prize for a silly costume contest. Does anybody think a gringo pimp named Sleazy Steve or any of us in an elaborate costume could win. Or since it is Mexico, the winner will more likely be the Police Chiefs daughter, or a relative of the bar owner. (Hmmm just thinking out loud).

The cars are usually several years old. Usually one of the girls wins it, at least that's what I've been told. But, who knows? Maybe you'll get lucky, although I'm not sure the hassle and expense of exporting the vehicle out of Mexico would be worth it.

[Phordphan]

What's the best menu items there and is it expensive like Cali. I plan on staying there since its 27 a night but I still haven't had a response on if they charge extra for girls.

It's fairly expensive by Mexico standards, but cheaper than an equivalent LA meal. The tapas are very good. If you sit in the main dining room you can ask for the full tapas menu. The pastas looked good. The Caesar salad is great. Good bar, too.

Escort your guests in and out and you'll have no problems.

[Pesto26]

Went to the Zona Norte for the first time this year. I ended up driving across the boarder and parked at the lot behind Tropical for $5. Took the bare minimum stuff with me and left the rest in the car: ID and Cash. Walked over to Hong Kong, paid the $5 cover and got my can of beer after a quick pat down. It is exactly how I imagined through the few pictures I saw of it online and the selection of girls. I took a lap around and was surprised at how somewhat small it is. I didn't go upstairs though. Maybe it's a tad bigger up there. I watched the foam show that I read so often on this website. It was two girls going at it while foaming up some guys who were sitting around the stage. A few guys got totally foamed up after one girl pulled some guy's head into her titties and allowed one guy to finger and bottle fuck her with a bottle of beer he had finished. A dollar really does go a long way here.

Sat down in a booth and with the help of a mesero and a $1 tip, he got the girl that was dancing up on the bar. I noticed this girl with some highlights in her hair dancing on the bar and she looked super hot on the stage as I did my walk around, but when she came to my table, she was 6/10. Bought her a drink and $1 tip for the mesero (which she slowly drank, I could tell she doesn't do well with alcohol or was really new here, one of those quiet shy types) so I could feel her up and talk with her with my limited spanish. Knowing spanish is a huge plus if you can do it. Connection is everything before you seal the deal and if you can't carry a small convo and get some flirting going on, it won't be as good in bed. Sadly, this girl knew zero english so she just smiled, softly giggled and grinded on me while my hands did their thing. Lap dance for 30 mins for a price of a drink. Why the hell would you ever go back to a strip club in San Diego? . By the way, how do you go out fingering girls while they're sitting with you? Do you just do it? Or do they lead your hand there or something?

After awhile, it got boring, I lead her to stand up, said gracias and sent her on her way. Did a round of dollar tips and some face in titties, ass / titty grabbing, and wanted to explore the rest of the clubs before I threw all my load into one basket. Checked out Tropical. Dancing and plump chicas. Seemed really chill though. Maybe when I learn to dance the way they dance, I'll come back. Everyone needs to try a plump one once in their life. It's on my bucket list. Went to Adelitas. No bouncer, no line, no pat down, no cover. Adelitas has almost as many girls as HK, but they're more of the bolt on types. I prefer the skinny spinner chicks and found a handful of them there. Drank a beer and sat down with a girl that surprisingly she knew some English. Which made for a good time. Now I wish I got her name, but we just flirted, she grinded on me, and we made out a little. She really wanted to fuck me. I told her I'll be back. There was still so much to see!

Checked out chicago. Dead. Checked out the other clubs that random guys grabbed me on the street and invited me to. Mostly dead and selection was bad and the girls looked bored as they sat sleepily on a couch. Didn't look welcoming at all. Checked out the alley, pickings were slim that night. Maybe 10 total SWs? Unless that's the norm. The school girls told me something like. Both of us for 20 or 30? I forgot. Is that really a thing? Can you really bring up two SWs with one room fee? Anyone done this before? Seemed like they were friends or something. Some other girl pulled my arm and said something like 10 dollars (10 fingers). Maybe I missed something in translation. I decided to skip cause these offers sounded sketchy and they were at best 5/10.

I went back into Adelitas and luckily that girl was still available. I let her do her strip show back in the VIP then negotiated 60$ to go upstairs. She led up and inside the room, I instantly grabbed her and pulled her close. DFK a little. Showered and off we went. She had A cups but allowed me to SoT. After some serious DFK, she started to CBJ and I told her to make eye contact with me. I love it when girls look at me while they're sucking me off. But this was my first time in the zona and the excitement caused me to almost blow my load so I told her to stop and began with missionary, to CG, and finished in doggy. Man it was fucking hot. Looks 7/10, 9/10 performance. Would repeat.

I didn't want to chill with her afterwards so I went back into HK after another 5$ cover. I just wanted to sit and chill and recover and hopefully go for one more pop. My friends were off doing their own thing at this point. After an hour or so and a few more tips here and there for some girls, I wanted to finish with a SW. Just wanted to know both before the night ended. Saw this girl in black, asked how much, she said 30 and I agreed. Made sure sin ropa and dos positiones. Inside, she took off her clothes and her nipples were so hard at this point. Was pretty cold outside. I quickly warmed her up with my hands and pumping. I tried to kiss her during the time but she reluctantly kissed back and eventually I gave up. Did doggy into missionary and finished there. It was pretty basic with little emotion. I can see why some people hate the quality of SWs. Hit it and quit it is all they're good for. 7/10 looks. 3/10 performance.

I met up with my buddies, shared our experiences over tacos / hot dogs and home we went. It was quite the experience! And thanks to the board for all the information on price points and tips! Got to brush up on more spanish phrases when I come back!

[Pesto26]

Is it a hot wheels Toyota rav 4.

Probably a 1999 rav 4.

[ItsMeBeyatch]

Is it a hot wheels Toyota rav 4.

I received an E mail from Bar Tropical, it seems they are having a costume contest tommorow and first place is a Toyota Rav 4. Wow thats a pretty good prize for a silly costume contest. Does anybody think a gringo pimp named Sleazy Steve or any of us in an elaborate costume could win. Or since it is Mexico, the winner will more likely be the Police Chiefs daughter, or a relative of the bar owner. (Hmmm just thinking out loud).

[HelpRules]

The strip club (with the most butt-ugly girls I'd ever seen) has been gone for years. Caesars is now a top notch restaurant.

What's the best menu items there and is it expensive like Cali. I plan on staying there since its 27 a night but I still haven't had a response on if they charge extra for girls.