General Reports

[Pcpc1688]

It's been a few weeks since I took the exhausting drive down to Tijuana, so I was ready to go! I missed my hot tacos: in the stands, in the clubs, and standing in the streets. Hong Kong had a fair amount of new girls. It seems like if the club loses girls, the club has no problem reloaded with more hot women; life should be that easy. I ran into a new cutie from Cancun and she turned out to be quite fun; in the booth and in the room. I think that her name was "what's her name." But I could be wrong; I am old and senile after all.

While in the hotel room, I got a text from my older brother, Conezone (TJA). He said he was holding our spot down and was waiting for me so we could start booth follies. When I did returned, CZ was with a few other TJAs: diago, J Star, and pleazme. Seemed to be a good bunch of mongers and they do contribute more than their share on the Web site. CZ was getting anxious and we started looking for that great ass to stuff our faces into. Then we saw her and her heart-shaped ass and we liked both, so CZ went to fetch her. Meanwhile, I liked "what's her name" so much, I went and fetched her.

The two girls were in place and the camera was out, and at the ready. Thanks to J Star for the first "overhead view" picture. The girls are drinking slowly, which was much appreciated. I ordered another drink for "what's her name" and CZ yelled over and said,"What the fuck, I thought we were going to change these two out for two others." As if the girls were a set of tires or something that you "change out" after it is worn out. We liked both girls, so we were somewhat content with partying with them for a while longer.

CZ and I were hungry, so we headed to Nikki's for some much needed chow. The only recent things in my stomach were tequila and vodka, so I had to help stomach out to say the least. After that, we rolled into CC. I like to use CC as a place to reflect on what has happened in the day / night thus far. It is causal and the meseros are not trying to pressure you for drinks, chips, food, or calendars. And CC is trying to improve their lineup of women, and it seems to be improving. CZ went off to LC and I went back to HK and spent some quality time with the twins. Not a bad night whatsoever!

TJ,

Cudos on all the pics you do. Your going to get cavities if you keep eating all that sweet poon. LOL

PC out

[D Cups]

I went back to HK and spent some quality time with the twins. Not a bad night whatsoever!

Those are some nice twins, Tijuana!

Thanks!

[Coolie High]

It's been a few weeks since I took the exhausting drive down to Tijuana, so I was ready to go! I missed my hot tacos: in the stands, in the clubs, and standing in the streets. Hong Kong had a fair amount of new girls. It seems like if the club loses girls, the club has no problem reloaded with more hot women; life should be that easy. I ran into a new cutie from Cancun and she turned out to be quite fun; in the booth and in the room. I think that her name was "what's her name." But I could be wrong; I am old and senile after all.

While in the hotel room, I got a text from my older brother, Conezone (TJA). He said he was holding our spot down and was waiting for me so we could start booth follies. When I did returned, CZ was with a few other TJAs: diago, J Star, and pleazme. Seemed to be a good bunch of mongers and they do contribute more than their share on the Web site. CZ was getting anxious and we started looking for that great ass to stuff our faces into. Then we saw her and her heart-shaped ass and we liked both, so CZ went to fetch her. Meanwhile, I liked "what's her name" so much, I went and fetched her.

The two girls were in place and the camera was out, and at the ready. Thanks to J Star for the first "overhead view" picture. The girls are drinking slowly, which was much appreciated. I ordered another drink for "what's her name" and CZ yelled over and said,"What the fuck, I thought we were going to change these two out for two others." As if the girls were a set of tires or something that you "change out" after it is worn out. We liked both girls, so we were somewhat content with partying with them for a while longer.

CZ and I were hungry, so we headed to Nikki's for some much needed chow. The only recent things in my stomach were tequila and vodka, so I had to help stomach out to say the least. After that, we rolled into CC. I like to use CC as a place to reflect on what has happened in the day / night thus far. It is causal and the meseros are not trying to pressure you for drinks, chips, food, or calendars. And CC is trying to improve their lineup of women, and it seems to be improving. CZ went off to LC and I went back to HK and spent some quality time with the twins. Not a bad night whatsoever!

MY MAN! I see you going for a 3rd ISG MVP award. I've been catching up on the reading here and as usual great reporting my friend. I guess It's time for me to catch up on your Thailand reports. I wouldn't be surprised if you broke your 7 girls at one time Christmas Eve extravaganza record LOL

BTW Shout-out to my man DeepMmPactt aka the Chocolate Jackhammer aka, well you get point LOL and the Hammer1169 for putting down the knowledge on love and relationships with the hunnies a few pages back.

Peace

[TomJackin]

It's been a few weeks since I took the exhausting drive down to Tijuana, so I was ready to go! I missed my hot tacos: in the stands, in the clubs, and standing in the streets. Hong Kong had a fair amount of new girls. It seems like if the club loses girls, the club has no problem reloaded with more hot women; life should be that easy. I ran into a new cutie from Cancun and she turned out to be quite fun; in the booth and in the room. I think that her name was "what's her name." But I could be wrong; I am old and senile after all.

While in the hotel room, I got a text from my older brother, Conezone (TJA). He said he was holding our spot down and was waiting for me so we could start booth follies. When I did returned, CZ was with a few other TJAs: diago, J Star, and pleazme. Seemed to be a good bunch of mongers and they do contribute more than their share on the Web site. CZ was getting anxious and we started looking for that great ass to stuff our faces into. Then we saw her and her heart-shaped ass and we liked both, so CZ went to fetch her. Meanwhile, I liked "what's her name" so much, I went and fetched her.

The two girls were in place and the camera was out, and at the ready. Thanks to J Star for the first "overhead view" picture. The girls are drinking slowly, which was much appreciated. I ordered another drink for "what's her name" and CZ yelled over and said,"What the fuck, I thought we were going to change these two out for two others." As if the girls were a set of tires or something that you "change out" after it is worn out. We liked both girls, so we were somewhat content with partying with them for a while longer.

CZ and I were hungry, so we headed to Nikki's for some much needed chow. The only recent things in my stomach were tequila and vodka, so I had to help stomach out to say the least. After that, we rolled into CC. I like to use CC as a place to reflect on what has happened in the day / night thus far. It is causal and the meseros are not trying to pressure you for drinks, chips, food, or calendars. And CC is trying to improve their lineup of women, and it seems to be improving. CZ went off to LC and I went back to HK and spent some quality time with the twins. Not a bad night whatsoever!

[Ath Trainer]

HK was rocking on Superbowl Sunday. Game was a yawner till second half. The action with the girls going arriba picked up when the lights went out in the stadium! In fact I took my "novia" for a second round at this time.

Cascada has raised their room rates AGAIN. Now $50 ($40 VIP card) sun-th. $60 ($50 VIP card) fr-sat. I don't know if the short term rooms went up too?

Got to the border just after the game. No line! CBP agent said to me (with a disgusted look on his face)" Bringing anything back? I'm not going to ask you where you've been because did you know you have lipstick all over your face? You don't want your WIFE to see that?" I said" thank you for YOUR concern BUT I am not married and I "appreciate" your good customer service!" He He He.

I once had an agent bust my stones be / see I had glitter on me. These girls need to stop leaving their calling card on us.

[Granjefe]

HK was rocking on Superbowl Sunday. Game was a yawner till second half. The action with the girls going arriba picked up when the lights went out in the stadium! In fact I took my "novia" for a second round at this time.

Cascada has raised their room rates AGAIN. Now $50 ($40 VIP card) sun-th. $60 ($50 VIP card) fr-sat. I don't know if the short term rooms went up too?

Got to the border just after the game. No line! CBP agent said to me (with a disgusted look on his face)" Bringing anything back? I'm not going to ask you where you've been because did you know you have lipstick all over your face? You don't want your WIFE to see that?" I said" thank you for YOUR concern BUT I am not married and I "appreciate" your good customer service!" He He He.

I happen to like HK immensely. It rivals clubs of Medellin. I just hope the management stays straight. Crossing the border with lipstick marks. Priceless!

[GolfSexRroll]

HK was rocking on Superbowl Sunday. Game was a yawner till second half. The action with the girls going arriba picked up when the lights went out in the stadium! In fact I took my "novia" for a second round at this time.

Cascada has raised their room rates AGAIN. Now $50 ($40 VIP card) sun-th. $60 ($50 VIP card) fr-sat. I don't know if the short term rooms went up too?

Got to the border just after the game. No line! CBP agent said to me (with a disgusted look on his face)" Bringing anything back? I'm not going to ask you where you've been because did you know you have lipstick all over your face? You don't want your WIFE to see that?" I said" thank you for YOUR concern BUT I am not married and I "appreciate" your good customer service!" He He He.

[ItsXJustXJizz]

Don't you mean drinking buddy? Wingman is a term taken from the PUA movement. A "wingman" has a strategic purpose in picking up women, to distract a target's friends, while you isolate your target. There's no need for wingmen in LaZona.

Drinking buddy, wingman, co-pilot its all semantics, but yes, indeed a drinking buddy is what I'm looking for.

[Chator]

Going to take a long overdue trip to Tijuana probably going to be on 3/7/13- 3/9/13 anyone interested pm me.

Don't you mean drinking buddy? Wingman is a term taken from the PUA movement. A "wingman" has a strategic purpose in picking up women, to distract a target's friends, while you isolate your target. There's no need for wingmen in LaZona.

[Phordphan]

I'm not sure where you hear about the policia, my buddy is always with me and we have yet to be stopped by the Policia or Customs. Keep it in your pocket, don't act suspicious when you are at Customs and you are good to go.

He hears about the policia from this, and other boards. These days it's not common, but a few years back, during the term of the notorioiusly corrput Jorge Hank Rhon, it was all too common.

A cop jacks up a single male tourist. After demanding I'd, practically the first question was often "Do you have any Viagra?" After a pat-down, if you had any, they proceeded to fuck with you all the more. Crap about having prescription drugs without a prescription, going to have to spend the night in jail, whatever they could dream up in order to get a mordida. So, the OP's question is not without merit.

Now, I haven't seen or heard of this particular shakedown in quite a while, so I think it's nothing to worry about any more. As far as CBP, technically you're not "supposed" to take V back unless you have a US prescription, but they won't jack you up over a few pills. Now a few boxes would be a different story.

[ItsXJustXJizz]

Going to take a long overdue trip to Tijuana probably going to be on 3/7/13- 3/9/13 anyone interested pm me.

[SBeach25]

So I am planning my first trip to Tijuana near the end of Feb. Thanks for all the help guys. I was wondering about vitamin V I want to maximize my time with the paraditas. I understand I can get it at a local pharmacy without a scrip and that I should only get, what I am going to consume immediately because the Policia love to bust guys who have it on them. So here are my questions:

1. Is it really legal to buy it from the Pharmacy or will the Mexican pharmacist sell it to me with a "wink" and a "nod"?

2. What will it cost me?

3. Are there a lot of pharmacies in the Zone, can I just tell the taxi driver to take me to one and trust he will not steer me wrong?

Thanks,

GTJ

1. Is it really legal to buy it from the Pharmacy or will the Mexican pharmacist sell it to me with a "wink" and a "nod"?
Yes, just walk right up to the pharmacy and ask for it. Keep in mind that this is all generic stuff.

2. What will it cost me?
It varies by pharmacy. I don't recommend having the cab driver take you. They get a kick back from the pharmacy. You can find some decent prices. It should not cost you no more than $3 a pop.

3. Are there a lot of pharmacies in the Zone, can I just tell the taxi driver to take me to one and trust he will not steer me wrong?
There are some within walking distance. Ask around.


My mongering buddy always walks across the border (in the day) and walk to this pharmacy right before the Arch. There is a string of Pharmacies there and they will sell you anything you want. He picks up about 16 each (4 pk) and gives them $20. So it can be really cheap. He says it works, I couldn't tell you because I tried it once and all it gave me was a huge migrane and I get hard either way. So I stay away from it.

I'm not sure where you hear about the policia, my buddy is always with me and we have yet to be stopped by the Policia or Customs. Keep it in your pocket, don't act suspicious when you are at Customs and you are good to go.

[GdTimeJonny]

So I am planning my first trip to Tijuana near the end of Feb. Thanks for all the help guys. I was wondering about vitamin V I want to maximize my time with the paraditas. I understand I can get it at a local pharmacy without a scrip and that I should only get, what I am going to consume immediately because the Policia love to bust guys who have it on them. So here are my questions:

1. Is it really legal to buy it from the Pharmacy or will the Mexican pharmacist sell it to me with a "wink" and a "nod"?

2. What will it cost me?

3. Are there a lot of pharmacies in the Zone, can I just tell the taxi driver to take me to one and trust he will not steer me wrong?

Thanks,

GTJ

[Baxter Slade]

After about our 5th attempt to leave the bar in the Zona my GF said she was going to the bathroom and then we would go. It seemed like she had been gone awhile so I turned to look around and I see her in a full on fist fight with another lady. Oh shit here we go There were door guys and meseros trying to break it up. I grabbed her and with the help of one of the door guys we got her outside. But she was not finished she is yelling and fighting trying to get back inside. I was trying my hardest to just get her in a cab and get the hell out of there. But she was being totally irrational if I would have gotten anymore physical with her I would be her next victim. The next thing I know the girl she was fighting with came outside, and now I'am right in the middle of them with punches flying all around me. Eventually they get broken up but she is still going loco and I can see a Policia walking over, I tried one last time to get her in the cab, but she wouldn't have any part of that.

Next thing she is trying to argue her case with the Policia, he can see she is crazy barracho and he calls for a back up. At this point I back away and figure it is just best to become a spectator. It is not long and soon she is fighting with the police and getting thrown into a police car. I was not sure what to do next. I have no idea how the Mexican justice system works, is she going to get one phone call. By now my phone is completely dead, I do have her phone with me but I doubt she will even think of calling her phone, hell for all I know they don't even get one phone call.

I went back inside to tell her friend what happened, but her friend did not seem to concerened she was all cuddled up to Fatman with a big smile on her face. I went back outside and found a phone # of a mutual friend of ours on her phone. This guy spoke perfect english and I was sure he would know what to do. The only problem was the # was no good. I was about to just catch a cab and head back to the hotel thinking she new the room # and maybe she would call me there. My biggest dilema was I had her phone her car keys I'd and purse were in the room and I wanted to leave first thing in the morning.

But as fate would have the driver of the cab I got into spoke fairly good english and he had witnessed the whole ordeal. He offered to take me to the police station so we could see what was going on. He turned out to be the right man for the job. At the station he seemed to know most of the officers at the station and he was able to pretty quickly find out what was going on. They wanted like $250 dollars to get her out right then and there. However he said if we wait until they take her to the main jail the cost will probably be alot less. He seemed to be all in he said we may have to wait 45 minutes to an hour for her down at the main jail but that is where she would end up. My next question was what are you going to charge for your services he wanted $30 I guess that was reasonable but I had no idea what it should cost.

I had $70 on me and another $70 in the room so he took my by the hotel to get the rest of the money. Then he suggested we head for a cambio to change some of the money to pesos. Next stop the main jail. I'am sure everyone has seen those Policia pick up trucks loaded with prisoners driving around the city, well this place is the dumping grounds for all those pick ups. Every 5 to 10 minutes a pick up would roll in and dump off a load. Unlike an american jail whenever a pick up would roll in me and the cabbie would stroll over and inspect the load looking for my GF. We were there doing this for almost 3 fucking hours. Finally a closed van backed in, he kind of slammed on the breaks and I heard a scream from inside that I immediately recognized. Sho enough she had made it. It did not take long and they told me they wanted 700 pesos for her. I paid it and I was given a stern warning to make sure she would not show up at the bar for 36 hours or there would be big problems.

Back at the hotel I paid Francisco the cabbie his $30 and a $20 dollar tip. My only regret was not getting Francisco's phone number put into my phone, you never know when he would come in handy. I had already decided she was not getting the $200 Caliente ticket I 'am not up on the peso conversion but I guess what ever I spent to get her out of jail we will just call it a wash. And as far as her punishment for her behavior, no sexo for her the rest of the night.

On a side note the next day I had a chance to meet up with Fatman as we were walking past the rip off joint known as the Playboy Bar. He pointed out the douche bag mesero who he took by the throat and slammed into the wall when the guy had tried to rip him off. No need to worry Fatman if you should have another altercation and you should end up in a Mexican jail, I have now learned exactly where to go to get someone out of jail.

Monday there was a long long line at the border, maybe because of a Mexican holiday. Anyway I jumped in one of those vans and paid the $5 It was the best $5 dollars I ever spent I was in the POE building in 10 minutes. I said I was never going to use those vans, due to the one time I did for some reason they used the Otay Mesa crossing and it took forever. This time it worked great.

Oh yea no one needs to tell me how stupid I'am for hanging out with this loco GF. These Mexican adventures are so much more entertaining than just sitting home and watching TV. Oh shit I forgot to cash the ticket at Caliente I guess I'am now forced to return to Tijuana within the next 60 days.

Ahhh yes memories I guess if you are going to bring something home with you from Tijuana memories of crazy times beats the hell out of diseases. I think I will head down for the Super Bowl. It sure beats staying home.

I also carry Francisco the cab drivers card with me whenever I'am in Tijuana just in case.

[Baxter Slade]

As Super Bowl weekend is rapidly approaching, I'am contemplating heading to Tijuana for a 2nd Super Bowl in a row. Finding the game in a bar should be no problem. I already checked and there is no conflict with the Xolos playing. Last years Super Bowl I 'am not sure if I was having fun as it sort of turned into a disaster. But it was a super bowl I will always remember. So just in case you are thinking of heading to Tijuana for Super Bowl I'am going to repost last years TR with the reminder beware you never know what will happen south of the border. Part1.

Headed to Tijuana for Super Bowl weekend on Thursday it was a pretty uneventful weekend. Met up with BG / GF headed to Las Pulgas. Friday hung out in Zona Rio and took in a movie. Saturday morning she got a text from a regular who had just hit town and wanted to meet up with her. She kept telling me its ok yes 200 dollars for a couple hours is alot of money. I guess if you are going to date a prostitute you better not have a jealous bone in your body. Anyway she ended up not going and we spent the day in the park. I was still a little pissed seeing as how she has told me on no more sex in bar only cervezas. But thats ok I let her know I had to leave to meet a friend down in the Zona Saturday for a couple hours. After the park I guess she wanted to make sure if I was going to be in the Zona without her that I did not have anything left in the tank she provided some wild sex all over the room everywhere except the bed, good thing there was not a chandieler.

I was never really sure if I was going to stay for the Super Bowl or just place a bet and watch the game at home. At the last minute I booked the room for another night to see what Super Bowl was like in Tijuana. She had no interest in Americano football, and was going to go to her house and spend the day with her kids. As we were passing the Caliente I decided to drop $100 on the giants and I told her the ticket is hers if the Giants win she will have about $200 if they lose she will have nada. All of a sudden a football fan was created We picked up a Giants hat for her and headed to the Zona. Probably not a good place to watch the Super Bowl everywhere seemed to have the game on but with the Mexican music blaring there was no sound from the game. It was a great game and she really got into it. There was alot of drinking and she was very happy the Giants hung on to win. You would think for sure by now I would remember what happens when she has to much alcohol.

We ended up meeting up with a couple of her friends and we were going to go to Las Pulgas. I sent a text to (FatMan) a guy I had met from another Tijuana board to come and join us he showed up, but we could never quite get everyone together to leave. Buy this point I start to realize the GF is quite drunk. You can always tell when she gets to that point where beer bottles start breaking oooh ooo problemas ahead.