General Reports

[Nothing24]

Been meaning to look into a Global Entry pass and the next available appointment isn't until September 2023 SMH

[Captain Solo]

The 5 wingmen all avoided the free Tequila shots at the door, cheap $8 a bottle, with bitter taste and strong Anejo cactus aroma. We went in drinking beers, watching strippers. The manager brought over a bottle of Don Julio 70, offering free shots. The cubic bottle of this fine Tequila sells for $50 in store and $150 in strip clubs. The wingmen hesitated but I urged them to try this good Tequila, each had a shot, knocking down 4-ozs of this slightly sweet, very flavorful but smooth and delicious Tequila. It tasted so good going down our throats. We all got a slight buzz with it.

The 5 free shots costed Chicago's manager about 1/3 of his bottle, $50 value in strip clubs. The bros all liked the delicious taste of that fine liquor, may soon be addicted. That was a very nice treat by Chicago's management. I tipped the manager generously for his treat. The bros may want to ask Chicago for this special treat of Mexican goodness.

[Maelstrom]

Do the short time motels require a car or can I just uber there?

[Captain Solo]

Sunday us 4 piled into my car heading down to Tijuana, arrived before 1. One bro used to go down with me every weekend, but moved away and left the Tijuana scene for 5 years, had just moved back in So Cal. One bro could not escape out of the house since before CoVid. One bro has a couple bar GFs for bar dates. It was fun to have old friends together for a celebration of our regained freedom and self determination in the pursuit of fun and pleasure. Celebrated we did, big time.

Since the bros have been away a few years, the first order of the celebration was a quick walk through the alley and HK to check out talents, then head out to lunch. Ran into a wingman in HK with a beer in his hand. He decided to join us for lunch. Since we had a whole day ahead of us, we decided to go to Tacos Loco on the Liberty Path, sitting out in the street under the palapas, 3 abodaba tacos for $1. 50, $2 beers. The path was empty, used to be crowded with tourists on weekends, but almost empty of tourists now. The cheap tacos had tender, not crispy meat, but were fresh and tasty. A wingman had stayed in Cascada and partied in HK the night before, was having a pretty bad hang over, could not eat his food, but he needed another beer to cure his hang over hehe. First time I heard of that cure.

Came over to Farmacia Piri to look for Dapoxetine or Priligy, allegedly the wonderful med that can delay the pops and prolong pleasure for over half hour. Used in combination with Sildenafil, a fun bro, with loads of GFs, had fantastic long, ecstatic sessions, recommended it highly. Piri had brand name Priligy, 695 pesos or $35 for 4 pills, about $9 each. I found online sources for $3. 25 or less a pill, so forget about Piri. My wingman would just have to write me a big script to treat the brain's smashing depression, at the same time the canon's quick trigering.

All 3 wingmen have been going to Tijuana for years, but only at night, never in the day time, never walked outside La Zona Norte. Had to show them Ave Revolucion with dozens tourist traps selling junk trinkets. The crowd on Revo on a Sunday afternoon was not as busy as in years past. Stopped in hotel Ceasar and the restaurant to check for future wining, dining sexy dates and escorts. Hotels Rio Rita and La Quinta are across the street from Ceasar, good venues for sessions with escorts, food, sight seeing, all pretty close to La Zona with an easy walk.

Walked back to Hong Kong, sat drinking beers, watching hot strippers on stage and dancers on bars. Hooked up with a wingman just flew in from out of state. The bros were having fun with exciting discussions of all things. The night before, one took a HK girl to his room in Cascada without a condom, had to pay $5 for a GoodYear at reception. Damn greedy HK. The bros swapped some of the thinnest, allegedly most sensitive condoms on the market. We all needed more beers to cure our new hangover hehe.

Lots of girls hit on us for fichas and arribas, mostly the chunky type. We just tipped and sent them away, saving our virginity for the best talents about to show up after 6. Frieda, the young nerdy girl with glasses was working, looking like a novice nun, just in case some guys have fantasies in their nun schools. Spotted Estefanie from Guadalajara moving in the club. She's one f the sweetest girls in bed. A bro said she looked exactly like Arnold's ex wife, and he was right. Too bad Arnold had to fuck his old, ugly house keeper, sired a son and ruined his marriage with a pretty and classy woman, not to mention the shame he caused for his grown children. Other guys even ruined their whole lives, careers and relationships with their hunger for sex, when they could have everything they ever wanted, however kinky, with hot, sexy young girls like Estefanie in Tijuana, without putting a dent in their bank accounts. Damn fools, these guys.

Ashley AKA Alesha was stripping, tall, lanky, with beautiful, almost perfect body, unblemished light skin, natural boob, tiny pink nipples, plus a nice, gentle personality. She looked so hot on stage. Invited her for a drink. We all cramped into the booth. She moved from Ensenada to Tijuana for the HK job, gave me her tel with promise to vacation in Cancun or Ensenada. She wanted $100 a session with no kissing; I decided to let her go, hoping to find better talents later, but talents did not get better. In retrospect, I should have taken Ashley. Will find her next week.

Went to Adelita and Chicago but did not find any good prospects. Walked back to the alley. A number of familiar street girls started working in the afternoon, Melanie, Anahi, Veronica, Maricela, Wendy Vampire, Fanny ect with a group of chubbies in front of hotel Ibiza. A bro decided to take blonde, pale Tiffany with her perfect, natural conical boobs into hotel Mini. She looked hot, all dolled up like a doll, but he said she was just laying there, well, like a doll hehe. She can be fun and playful if you kid around and get to know her.

I finally found spinnner Yamilet of Chiapas, took her to hotel Caretta. This little girl just loves sex, spread her legs wide, squeezed me hard, pulled me in for the deepest penetration. I was ramming her hard in long strokes. She was bucking her crotch, milking me at every stroke, hissing, grunting, squeezing me in ecstacy. Had a long, energetic session with her, exhausted at the end. It's rare to find a girl who loves sex so much, actively engages in bed and shows lots of sexy expressions.

Went back to Chicago after 8. Fernando gave us 2 4 1 beers, $3 for 2 Heinekens, very good deal. The place had a dozen girls with 10 guys, very light. A few hot strippers were on stage. A bro found a pretty young spinner, very cute 18, all natural with no make up, new in Chicago. She was drinking a ficha beer but looked detached, said she disliked Chicago and the job. He did not feel her up or ask about her hotel rate, just let her go. Some slick guy could easily romance this innocent girl and make her a bar GF.

Went back in HK to drink and recoup. A bro took another HK girl to bed right after plastic doll Tiffany, came down smiling, said the Sildenafil in my car glove box helped. 9 PM. He was having a huge hunger and kept talking about Mr. Pampas Brazil BBQ, but it closes at 10. Found Churrascaris do Brasil closes at 11, a better deal. Took a $7 UBER ride a long way to the nice, huge Hippodromo shopping mall. Waitress informed us, closed in 30 minutes at 10, just like Mr. Pampas. Damn unreliable web sites. The bro was hungry, had to have meat, meat, meat. We went to the salad bar for side dishes, including the delish steak tartare, then all sizzling hot, delicious cuts of meats were brought to our table. We ate a lot in half hour, $20 AYCE dinner with $2 beers, a very good deal. The hungry bro overate, had stomach problems. He pretty much collapsed on the ride back to La Zona. Young guys should learn to restrain from overtaxing their physical limits.

The other bro came back, claimed he bagged 4 girls with his usual long sessions in hotel Rizzo. Have to find out how and with whom he did it with.

Border traffic was light late at night. Had an uneventful drive back after midnight. The bros were squeezing each other before letting go to head home to each own's situation. Had a fun, exciting, quick vacation packed with hot sex, delish spicy food and fun with a few close friends, all looking to repeat soon.

[Tsfh14]

4 sessions in 12 hours. I'm drained. Too much fun had, how can I go back to the real world?

[IGotFingers]

Not sure what the issue is, but ISG has been slow for the past few days Other sites seem to be fine.

A couple questions:

1) USD or pesos? Usually I go with the local currency but everything here suggests transactions and propinas are paid in USD.

2) I'm around tomorrow, if anyone is around HK or Chicago, PM me I'd love to learn from Tijuana veterans!

The generalization is to use USD in the clubs (easier and no benefit to using pesos) but pesos in the streets (a lot of the street girls still do a 10:1 conversion for some odd reason. Quote you 50 bucks but 500 pesos).

Some of us were there with the Captain Sunday, but I didn't see this post until after we got back. Hopefully we can meet up next time!

[Clone8884]

Is anyone else experiencing ISG pages that fail to load because of a "Database Error"?

Does anyone know what's up with that?

It seems to be happening to me about half the time.

Yes I am having trouble also. I noticed the site works OK if you don't open a second tab of the website.

[Spartan94]

Is anyone else experiencing ISG pages that fail to load because of a "Database Error"?

Does anyone know what's up with that?

It seems to be happening to me about half the time.

Yeah. Experiencing same for past week or two. USA site works fine.

[Dogers69]

Made my return to San diego and Tijuana. Lots of street girls as many as I've ever seen Saturday. I don't talk to them used to find it fun. I broke a important rule, and stopped walking to look at the phone near the arch on way to Hong Kong. But like 40 feet from revolution. Of course a cop rolls up, so I start moving without looking at their faces, but I hear the "hey you" "stop". . kept my head down and paced it as faced as I could speed walking to Hong Kong. I believe he didn't stop me because being on the move he would have to turn the car around and he was on the sidewall to begin with. It would taken him 6 minutes to catch me down the street. Didn't go to Hong Kong actually went to adelitas. Adelitas had a hot chick perfect 10 from Columbia. I've seen maybe 20 10's in Tijuana in 7 yrs. Her drink didn't involve anything great but her personality was good. I guess if my intent was to pay for sex last night I would of paid the 100. Almost all the other girls in adelitas were kinda chubby. Not gona say obese but you know, their whole body wouldn't be proportional. Hotel prices on revolucion for weekend are same as San diego for now anyway. Which means alot.

[Jackie888]

Went up with a chica to the motel above bar Valentina yesterday. This will be the last time I ever go here. Ever. The knock came at 10 fucking minutes. How do I know that? Because 5 minutes later as we were putting our clothes back on, the chica's phone alarm went off, and the chicas always set it at 15 minutes. Dickhead cleanup boy comes running for tip as I left. I told him he knocked at 10 minutes so no tip. He proceeds to argue that it was 15 minutes. I was so fucking fed up with the Zona Norte scams that I didn't bother to respond.

How fucking hard is it to deliver an honest service or product as advertised? How fucking hard is it to give me that 5 minutes I paid for? The entire fucking motel is empty. There is not a fucking soul here. I put up with the toe sized cockroaches here without complaint, I put up with the shit still sitting in the toilet here without complaint. I put up with the zero towels. I put up with the zero soap. I put up with dirty beds. But thieving 5 minutes from me is the absolute last straw.

And they have the fucking nerve of charging same amount as Cascadas. No wonder Bar Valentina went down the shit pipe.

[Tsfh14]

Is anyone else experiencing ISG pages that fail to load because of a "Database Error"?

Does anyone know what's up with that?

It seems to be happening to me about half the time.

Not sure what the issue is, but ISG has been slow for the past few days Other sites seem to be fine.

A couple questions:

1) USD or pesos? Usually I go with the local currency but everything here suggests transactions and propinas are paid in USD.

2) I'm around tomorrow, if anyone is around HK or Chicago, PM me I'd love to learn from Tijuana veterans!

[WombatEd2]

Is anyone else experiencing ISG pages that fail to load because of a "Database Error"?

Does anyone know what's up with that?

It seems to be happening to me about half the time.

[Digital791]

Many of the Rizo rooms have windows which HK does not anymore, so if you like fresh air, you have the option of asking for a room with a window at Rizo. Also, Rizo is carpeted so you don't hear tacones walking down the hall and in general is much quieter, so if you want to sleep without noise from girls banging their high heels all night or club music blaring, Rizo is your best option. HK's big advantage is that it is central. Rizo is usually a few bucks cheaper so the choice is yours. Try both and see what you prefer.

Thank you for the feedback. Are the jacuzzi rooms worth the extra? $115 vs $75 for standard "deluxe" room. Rizo pricing is the same now, at least on their websites.

[Hoplite490]

I wouldn't say most in HK are game but you can definitely find some, just got to ask around. About half are going to give you some type of weird look and laugh it off but if you get lucky some will do it at no extra charge. That's kind of rare though. If she's down to do it for a "convenience" fee I can't imagine it costing you more than 120-140. I have asked girls for BBBJ and have been quoted 120 in the past. If money isn't an issue, I would still cap it at 150, but that's just me. The most I have ever paid a girl for extra services is 100+10 for tip.

If you have a hard time finding a girl for anal in HK go to Adelitas. I have found several girls there, especially the Colombians, that will do it at no extra charge. For whatever reason, its less of a taboo thing for them. Will only cost you 80-100 max. They can usually be found sitting at the bar in the evenings. You can also tell a waiter that youre specifically looking for Colombian girls and theyll point you in the right direction although he will then start hounding you to buy the girl a drink.

Most importantly, never ask a girl for extra services within an ear shot of other girls or any other employees. Some might be embarrassed to agree to certain things in front of others.

Thanks for the advice, Adelita's will be my next stop then after HK. This has generally been my experience in Latin America, most aren't into it except the Colombians. I really need to go to Brazil though, as I hear they all do it there.

[Nothing24]

Ha ha. Very funny. That was some bad phrasing on my part. I'm still looking for advise on convincing the ladies of HK to do anal (no trannies please). Are most of them game if the price is right? How much does it generally cost? I don't want to start offering double the price it should be and single handedly cause some inflation in pricing!

Either way, I can report back after next weekend.

I wouldn't say most in HK are game but you can definitely find some, just got to ask around. About half are going to give you some type of weird look and laugh it off but if you get lucky some will do it at no extra charge. That's kind of rare though. If she's down to do it for a "convenience" fee I can't imagine it costing you more than 120-140. I have asked girls for BBBJ and have been quoted 120 in the past. If money isn't an issue, I would still cap it at 150, but that's just me. The most I have ever paid a girl for extra services is 100+10 for tip.

If you have a hard time finding a girl for anal in HK go to Adelitas. I have found several girls there, especially the Colombians, that will do it at no extra charge. For whatever reason, it’s less of a taboo thing for them. Will only cost you 80-100 max. They can usually be found sitting at the bar in the evenings. You can also tell a waiter that youre specifically looking for Colombian girls and theyll point you in the right direction although he will then start hounding you to buy the girl a drink.

Most importantly, never ask a girl for extra services within an ear shot of other girls or any other employees. Some might be embarrassed to agree to certain things in front of others.